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canisalbus · 11 days

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If Vaschete were to have their drink or snack stuck in a vending machine would they;

A) Try sticking their arm in the slot

B) Shake it

C) Beat up the machine

D) Ask for help

or E) All of the above in this order

Vasco would probably knock on the glass, shove it a couple of times and try to reach in (maybe have Machete give it a go as well since his hands are smaller), but if it didn't help he'd just cut his losses.

Machete would proceed to note down the information of the vendor who maintains the machine, contact them and have Vasco's 2.50€ refunded to him.

#answered #anonymous #Vaschete scenarios #he may be insufferable but no one takes advantage of Vasco if he can help it #modern au

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