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chrissv4mp · 3 days

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nsfw alphabet , BILLIE E.

summary: nsfw alphabet w billie eilish !

pairing: billie eilish × fem!reader

warnings: dom&sub!billie, sub&dom!reader, degradation, fingering, strap ons, choking??, restraints, doggy, missionary, cowgirl, etc.

a/n: she's a munch smh🤷‍♀️

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

dom!billie is amazing at giving you aftercare. she's super gentle with you, helping clean yourself and carefully walking you to the bathroom to take a shower or bath. she always whispers sweet things into your ear as she helps wash your body, kissing anywhere she can as you lay against her bare chest. after she's gotten you cleaned up, she always puts on slow and quiet music the both of you love as you guys fall asleep.

sub!billie loves the aftercare you give her. you always give her a few minutes to come down from her high, cuddling her in that short time and telling her how amazing she was. the small cuddle session soon turns to a full-night one, because how could you resist the girl when she's looking at you with those eyes of hers?

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

she loves her hands. billie absolutely adores the sight of you underneath, ringed fingers wrapping perfectly around your throat while she fucks her strap into you.

billie is obsessed with your lips, they're just so soft and such a pretty shade of pink. she never wastes an opportunity to have her lips on yours, the kiss always turning sloppy due to how hungry she always is for you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

dom!billie loves making you cum, whether it be on her strap, fingers, tongue, even her thigh. the girl is addicted to the taste of you, almost always overstimulating you in the process of licking you clean.(not that you're complaining..)

sub!billie is a mess whenever you make her cum, her hair all over the place, sticking to her forehead and parts of her neck. she can't help but get wet once again as she watches you suck her juices off your fingers.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs.)

dom!billie has always had a thing for tying you up. she loves it when she gets to restrain your wrists on the headboard or even just tied above your head, your legs spread open as your ankles are tied to the bedframe. billie especially enjoys when you've been bratty or had an attitude with her that day, impatiently waiting for the time you both get home and she gets to tie you up, edging you almost the entire night until you're crying and begging for release.

sub!billie is obsessed with being on her knees for you, never hesitating when you ask her to get down on the floor. she can't help but muse over you as she kneels in front of your standing/sitting figure, eyes roaming all around your body. the girl would drop to the floor if you asked her to, loving that you have such an effect on her.

E = Experience (how experience are they? do they know what they're doing?

billie has definitely had experience, but not much. she doesn't have a crazy body count, even though people think she does. she's had some flings and one-night-stands, but nothing other than that. billie likely payed attention in science, and she's also a girl, so she knows what feels good and what doesn't.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying.)

dom!billie loves having you in doggy. her hand going up to grab your hair and tug it away from the pillows to hear all of your noises, never missing the throaty moan that escapes your lips when she grabs your hips and pulls them back against her front, her strap settling deeper inside of your pussy & hitting your sweet spot. no doubt she likes cowgirl, her grip on your hips bruising as she guides your movements. billie adores the sight of your pussy swallowing her strap fully, moaning as you sink all the way down and the base of the toy hits her clit. she can't stop herself from grabbing at your tits, rolling your nipples between her fingers and making you whine loudly.

sub!billie has always liked missionary. she just finds it so convenient, how your lips can still meet, your mouth swallowing her moans and whines as you fuck her dumb with you strap. your hands always move hers above her head, stopping billie from toying with her own clit & instead bringing your free hand down to do it for her.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

c'mon, this is billie eilish we're talking about, she's definitely a little bit of a goof at times. a giggle can always be heard from the girl as you struggle to unfasten her belt or even unbutton her shirt.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

billie's a natural blonde, so even if she dyes her hair, i doubt that she dyes the hair down there. i don't think she's bare, but she's definitely well-shaved. she doesn't care about how you decide to keep it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect.)

she feels bad every time she's away or on tour, so any time she's with you or has free time, she never misses a chance to have a romantic session with you, wanting to make the moment unforgettable. billie loves when those slow and loving moments with you, taking her time with you since you two don't get this much time as often.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon.)

doesn't do it very often, but every time she's on tour and can't seek out your touch, she definitely does it herself.

every night on tour, she would call you. and the moment you pick up the phone, you're met with the wet sounds of her fingers slamming into her pussy, mixed with the string of curses and moans of your name.

sometimes, billie would even video call you, the phone camera capturing her lower body. your eyes were always glued to her pussy, her own fingers or even the dildo she brought with her filling her up.

K = Kink (one or more of kinks.)

has the biggest degradation kink, loving when you call her a dumb slut as you fuck into her from behind, hand tugging harshly on her hair as she moans out loudly.

any time you've been bratty, she definitely fucks you hard, muttering harsh words into your ear that consist of, "such a fucking brat, can't go anywhere without you mouthing off to someone." "my dumb girl, so needy she can't even wait until we get home. such a slut."

L = Location (favorite places to do the do.)

she loves her privacy, so she definitely prefers her bedroom or even the shower. can't risk paparazzi spotting her knuckle deep in your pussy in some random parking lot or public bathroom.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going.)

literally anything that she associates with you. yours clothes, bedsheets, even the small plushy you gave her that rests on her nightstand.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs.)

would never be down for piss/period play or anything to do with feet. thinks it's unhygienic.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

dom!billie definitely prefers giving. she is obsessed with her head being between your thighs, her tongue working skillfully on your pussy as her lips wrap around her clit from time to time.

she is a pro at giving oral, her skilled mouth never failing to get you all worked up and on the brink of your climax in mere minutes.

sub!billie prefers receiving. she adores the sight of your head between her thighs, keeping eye contact the entire time resulting in her climax coming sooner.

P = Pace (are they fast & rough? slow & sensual? etc.)

with billie, it depends on her mood. if she's feeling angry or has just had a bad day, she's fucking you into the mattress, the headboard banging against the wall every second as she pounds into you.

if she's had a good day and feels like you've been good for her or just feels happy, she's taking her time with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

quickies don't bother her due to her busy schedule, but she does sometimes wish she had more time with you. they're definitely a common thing.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

billie is 100% down to take risks. she would definitely take you in a family bathroom in a store or some random bedroom at a party. she wouldn't go as far to fucking you in a parking lot in her car, though. the paparazzi are everywhere.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

billie will always push herself until she's like dropping to the floor out of exhaustion. she tries to five you and herself as much pleasure as possible during intimate moments, and usually lasts 4-5 rounds. she definitely tries to push you past your limit (with permission, ofc.) to see how many times she can make you cum.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

has a few straps and some dildos. like i mentioned before, she definitely uses them on herself while she's away on tour. she loves using her strap on you, always taking the opportunity to fill your pussy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease.)

billie can't help but tease you whenever she gets the chance. she loves hearing your whines and begs, not giving you what you want until she finally caves.

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds they make, etc.)

she whimpers. billie's not super vocal, but she's surely loud enough to let you know how good she's feeling.

W = Wild card (random headcanon)

got caught by paparazzi with marks on her neck, and let's just say the internet has not gotten over that!

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

has some muscle on her, could definitely beat someone if she wanted to

(what do i even do for this😖😖)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

not insanely high, but she's definitely a bit of a freak when she sees you in revealing clothes.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards.)

dom!billie makes sure you're all taken care of before she goes to cuddle up with you, usually falling asleep a few minutes after you.

sub!billie falls asleep a few minutes after she's came, too comfortable in your arms that she just dozes off.

tags: @cindylcuwho @mxqdii @livialifesblog @msp1nkie

#billie eilish fluff #billie eilish smut #billie eilish icons #billie eilish x you #billie eilish x reader #billie eilish #hmhas #hit me hard and soft #dsam #dont smile at me #wwafawdwg #when we all fall asleep where do we go #hte #happier than ever #billie eilish x y/n #billie eilish x fem!reader

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slvtforwandanat · 3 days

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Shhhh / A Billie Eilish fanfic

WARNINGS: Fingering, Cumming, swearing MDNI!!!!

Billie Eilish is your girlfriend, she was nominated for another award, and like always she invited you as her guest, she also pulled a few strings to invite Finneas OfCourse, you didn't really know what to wear but Billie wore a white shirt and a black tie with a brown and red short sleeved cardigan, so you just went with your suit that you wore one your first date. As you walked outside to were Billie was waiting for you, her face lit up with that amazing smile that you absolutely adored "I RECOGNISE THAT SUITTT" You let out a flirtatious chuckle "a special suit for a special day my love" she squeezed you almost smudging her mascara you slightly pushed her away "your makeup babe, don't smudge it" she laughed while looking up at you "oh c'mon you haven't had trouble with lipstick stains on your collar before" she chuckled and bit her lip while you blushed "c'mon our ride is here and Finneas is waiting" she tugged you by the wrist and you guys got in the car, Finneas was wearing something similar but with a bow "wow man you look good" you smiled dapping him up "thanks y/n, the suit, suits you, get it?" you and Billie both shared a chuckle, within a couple minutes you made it, the red carpet, you helped your girlfriend out of the car and held her arm while walking in, as expected the paparazzi flashed in your eyes but being with Billie you were used to it, you and Billie did a couple poses and had some fun with Finneas, we greeted some other celebrity, but soon the guards welcomed us into the massive hall, slightly pitch black at the back with mustard toned light shining the room, you and Billie moved to the back, you were at the end seat, Billie next to you and Finneas next to her. about 40 minutes go past and awards go out, people laughing, it was fun, but you felt a small touch on your thigh, you looked at Billie she was looking at the stage, you assumed it was a comfort thing, but as time went along her hand had gone further down, her hand had made it right on top of your clothed pussy. she was softly rubbing up and down against your covered folds, you had gotten wetter by the second, but you could also smell it, you started to panic people Infront of us had confronting looks on their faces, Billie's hand moved further towards the right side of your face "you want mommy to win right? let mommy have some fun time, I've heard its good luck" you were fucked whenever Billie brings something about other people's opinion there was no getting out of it, her hand stretched your pants making their way directly on your pussy, you started to squirm, Billie made sure not to be so rough so people couldn't hear how wet you were, within minutes you were trying so god damn hard not to whimper, her fingers rubbing violently against your clit, with a push your pupils grew, Billie had placed two fingers inside your aching hole, in and out, in n out, soon you were going to cum, suddenly something caused you to look at the stage, shit, it was Billie's nomination, she started going faster, "and the winner for this year's best music award goes to" Billie went faster and faster, PUSH, you came all over Billie's finger "AND IT GOES TO BILLIE EILISH" everyone started to applause and look out way, Billie took her fingers out of your pants before licking them and standing up, you looked at Finneas you knew you were glowing red, manspreading, and puffing "yo y/n you alright?" "Yea just uhm nervous" "oh alright" shit that was hard.

just something, I'm not sure if the award thing was correct, I was just making it up as accurate as possible in the moment lmao

#wlw smut #billie eilish x reader #billie eilish x y/n #billie eilish x you #billie eilishs #billie eilish #f!ngering #hmhas #hit me hard and soft

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inthestarsicanseeyoureyes · 27 days

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#BILLIE EILISH: she's the headlights, i'm the deer

#luc posts #billie eilish #moodboard #hit me hard and soft #billie eilish moodboard #mb #billie eilish mb #aesthetic #hmhas #hit me hard and soft aesthetic #billie eilish aesthetic

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svnflowermoon · 27 days

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"you need a seat? ill volunteer" ok girl maybe i am a slut

#luc posts #billie 🌠#billie eilish #lunch #lyrics #hmhas #hit me hard and soft

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halleyscomet14 · 17 days

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have you underneath

relationships: billie eilish x female reader

warnings: heavy smut, fingering, scissoring, hard make-out session, mild swearing.

word count: 2213

summary: late night with your girlfriend and things start to get heated.

a/n: this was meant to be a request, but this turned out to be way heavier and so i had to post it differently.

it was midnight, you and your girlfriend sat facing each other on the bed. the silent wind came in through the window, the breeze going through your soft strands of hair. billie was talking about something, rambling about her day and you just couldn’t focus on her words. her breathtaking ocean blue eyes pulled you in, her long luscious black hair swung ever so slightly against the wind from the open window, her rose red cheeks you just wanted to cup, and her precious hands you wanted to hold until eternity. you were imprisoned by her beauty, not that you were complaining. every sound was blocked in that moment, every thought was replaced by your girlfriend, you felt so lucky to just be in her presence. you were trapped in her gaze… and that’s when you felt a light tap on your cheek.

“y/n!” said billie, with one hand on your cheek trying to get you out of your obliviousness. your eyes flung to the side, and back to billie. “huh?” you said confused. “were you listening to me?” she asked, louder. in fact you were not listening, and there was no way you were getting out of this situation without telling the truth. you sighed, “no, actually… i was just kinda admiring you basically…” you said. that was probably the most embarrassing way to put it, you thought to yourself. which it was. what you really were doing was falling in love with your girl all over again. billie chuckled at your behavior. “oh shut up.” you said embarrassed. you looked down, “no no! it’s sweet.” billie said lengthening the double e in sweet. while smiling at you and slightly laughing, billie leaned her head on your shoulder. you supported her head with your hand as she kept laughing into your shoulder. your face was red.

she pulled her head up a bit, to look in your eyes. once again, you were paralyzed by her ocean blues. the dim light coming from the lamp on top of the desk still made her very visible. orange light hit your face, making your eyes glow. billie stopped laughing and smiling, and reached her hand towards your thigh. her fingertips traced across your revealed thigh, as you were wearing short shorts. you slightly whimpered at the soft sensation. this small whimper was all billie needed to grin at you. her hand went up to your waist, gripping it and pulling you in for a short kiss. she pulled away quickly to get another glance at you. your hand went up to her face, and swiped the small strands of hair in her face. she pulled you by the waist into a more intense kiss, where her other hand went up to your neck, drawing you deeper into the kiss.

she hungrily made out with you, and you responded. you needed her. while your lips mended together, your hand found place to explore her body. you let your hand slowly move around her body. her tongue pressed against your lips, requesting access into your mouth. you allowed. billie could taste your lip gloss, and you could feel her pink lips moving in sync with you. in the rough session, you sometimes pulled away for a second to catch your breath before slamming your lips back to her, even rougher than before. you had obviously made out with billie before, yet it was never this intense.

she gently pulled on the edge of your shirt, letting a finger or two slip under it. her cold fingers on your skin made you shiver at the tension. she pulled away from the kiss, both of you breathing heavily, she asked “can i..?” signaling your shirt. it was very clear that she wanted you to be a hundred percent okay with whatever was about to happen later on. you nodded as you let your hands fall off of her body while billie placed two hands on the end of your shirt to help you take it off, revealing your black bra. before billie could take a proper glance, you couldn’t wait longer for her lips. you placed two hands on her cheeks as you pulled her back into the heated kiss.

you were hornier than ever before. billie placed a hand on your waist once more, slightly allowing her hand travel across your bare torso. you moaned, with the sensation of her hands on your body and her tongue deep inside of your throat. her free hand made its way up to your neck, pulling you closer into billie’s lips. billie pulled away, redirecting her lips to your neck. she placed small kisses and sucked on you neck. you moaned once more, and let your head fall as you place your two hands on the bed, supporting you while billie climbed on top of you. you laid your head down to the pillow, whilst billie still sucked on your sensitive spots on your neck, gaining moans from you as she went lower and lower. she pulled her lips away from your neck and went to kiss you back on your lips. she was on top of you, and you let your hands roam across her back, all the way down to her sweatpants. you pull away from the kiss, reaching your hands to take off her sweatpants. she reaches down, slowly helping you take them off leaving her in only her panties.

she leans down back to your chest as she leaves a line, licking down to the area between your two breasts. still placing small kisses, she looks up at you to get permission to touch you, but when she sees you with your head leaned back, mouth agape, she assumes you’re in pleasure. her hand moves to your back, to unclip your bra. you arch your back so she can easily take it off. she reaches one of her hands to play with your hard nipple, as her mouth keeps leaving small kisses. you moan for real instead of little indicators that you’re feeling pleasure. she cups your breast, while she traces shapes into your skin.

she leaves you marks across your skin as she keeps traveling down. she reaches your shorts, and grips two fingers to take it off. she slowly brings down the shorts until they’re off of you. billie starts to leave kisses with her soft lips across the inside of your thigh. you whimper at the sensation, and how she’s teasing you. she massages you with both hands, going up and down on your length of your legs. while that, she places a single kiss on top of your wet panties, which was enough to make you shiver. she lets go off your thighs and grips a singular finger to your panties. urging to pull them off, she takes one last glance at you, making sure you’re okay with everything. “stop teasing me, billie. i need you.” you say, breathing heavily. she smirks, “sorry, i couldn’t hear you?” she says, jokingly. “billie.” you say, intimidating her. “billie, what?” she responds, still smiling. you sigh. looking up, “i need you-“ you couldn’t stop your sentence and replace it with a sudden gasp. billie licks the length of your soaking wet pussy, through your panties. you gasp before finishing you sentence. she tugs down your underwear with her fingers taking them off your body.

billie is now facing your dripping wet pussy. you’ve craved her so much, yet we’re still nervous. she placed her thumb on your clit, softly pressing on it. you whimpered at the sense. she softly started drawing circles on your sensitive bud, earning a moan from you. she once again pressed more harder on your clit, as she spat on her fingers covering it with saliva. she rubbed her wet hand across your vagina. she pinched and rolled your clit with her fingers, teasing you. “billie please.” you were almost begging. you just wanted your girlfriend inside of you.

and that’s what exactly happened. she went in with her tongue. exploring your sensitive bits as you moaned with each move. she twirled her tongue inside of you, filling you up. everything she did felt incredible for you. “fuck, billie!” you yelled when you felt the absence of her tongue being replaced by her finger, slowing starting to pump in an out of you. she picked up the pace as your moans got louder. “faster! fuck— uh!” you pleaded. her tongue started playing with your now sore clit, flicking it while she kept pumping deep inside of you. she added another finger, making you squirm. “shit, billie!” you were a moaning mess.

she pulled both fingers out of your core to place them on your entrance. you looked down to see what billie was doing, while still breathing very heavily. that’s when she went in with her tongue, starting to eat you out. “fuck, babe!” you yelled at the new addition to your pleasure. her fingers were still hooked at your entrance, sometimes pushing slightly inside of you before pulling them out to fill you up with her tongue. you were getting louder and louder as you got filled up by billie’s fingers once more. she pushed both fingers back inside of you hardly, gaining a loud moan from you. “fuck, billie-“ you started. she slammed in to you once more, as she felt your walls close around her. “i’m gonna-“ you couldn’t finish your sentences from the moaning disaster you were.

she keeps going, faster and faster each time, sometimes licking your clit or the insides of your thigh, not taking her fingers out of you. she keeps pumping into you as she feels a certain liquid come out of you. she slows down, pushing inside of you once more. she takes out her fingers covered in your cum, and takes her fingers into her mouth. she opens up her legs while on the bed, seducing you, and licks the cum off her very fingers that were inside of you moments before. you’ve never seen something hotter. you keep breathing deeply as billie goes in to slurp the cum around your pussy, making you shiver once more.

she crawls up to you, laying next to you. “didn’t know you had it in you, y/n” billie says, chuckling. you turn towards your girlfriend, “oh, we’re not done yet.” you say in a raspy, low voice. billie grins at you, as you turn even more to kiss her soft lips, tasting yourself on her lips. first you start softly, easing her into the kiss, then become as rough as the kiss before. billie’s hands roam around your naked body, as both of you give small whimpers to each other during the intense kiss. one of your hands reach down to her panties, rubbing the outside layer. as soon as billie realizes what you’re doing, she flips both of you over so that she’s back on top. “i’m in control.” she says.

“who made you in control?” you say slipping your hand through her underwear as you stroke her sensitive bud. “mhm” she softly whimpers against your lips. you start to circle entrance, teasing her as she’s still on top of you. with your other hand, you push her down back onto the bed as you regain dominance. she lets a moan out, as you climb down to her. you pull down her panties with two hands, as you glance up to billie. seeing that she’s looking down at you, you grin at her. you reach up to billie to give her a soft peck, before reaching down to start rubbing her thighs, drawing shapes around them. you lick you hands and spit on them, lubing them as you reach your hand down to your pussy, before starting to distribute the saliva on your fingers. you make billie watch you as you pleasure yourself, slightly moaning to turn billie on.

after that, you use the same hand to cup billie’s core. she gasps at the sudden loss of air hitting her wet pussy. you run your hands over her aching vagina. you line your pussy so it faces billie’s, before you make contact with her wet bits. she moans at the sensation, as you start rocking your body against your girlfriend, scissoring her. you moan in sync as you slam your pussy with billie’s. pulling her leg up to get more room for pleasure, you check on your girlfriend only to see her moaning with you. the rubs between the two of you give you a sensational feel. “f-fuck” billie whispers. that whisper was all you needed to thrust harder into her. your shared bed shakes with every thrust, making a squeaky noise. billie looks up to you, still a moaning mess. she starts to admire your beautiful physique, turning herself on even more. you keep going against your girlfriends bare pussy, slamming into her harder with every move. your moans get louder as you lean your head, letting your hair fall. the sound of pleasure fills up the room as both of your reach your breaking point. making a couple last moves, you feel something wet down you. you look down, only to see that your girlfriend had came along with you.

your chest rises in shock of what just happened. that just might be the hottest sex you’ve ever had with billie so far. you crawl up towards billie to give her a peck, as both of your juices spill out of your cores. you lay down next to billie, turning towards her only to see that she’s facing you too. you stare deep into her ocean blue eyes, as she leans in to place a kiss on your forehead.

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jazzyoranges · 26 days

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billie definitely saged her studio with sex drugs before she recorded lunch cause why is miss ma’am talking abt “you need a seat i’ll volunteer” ???

#THE ENTIRE ALBUM IS LETHAL #be careful guys my arteries closed while listening to wildflower #billie eilish #billie eilish x reader #hit me hard and soft #hmhas

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star-spangled-man · 27 days

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this is me when billie hits those notes in chihiro and the greatest if you even care

#now since it’s out for everyone someone has gotta help me bc I’ve been listening for it for 12hrs #I CANT STOP #ITS LEVITATING #CINEMATIC MUSICAL MASTERPIECE #I just know billie and finneas has a BALL on this album bc her vocals and the music production went INSAAANE #no wonder it’s her favourite album ITS SO GOOD #top album of THEE year!!!#I have waited YEARS FOR THIS !!#paige talks #billie eilish #hit me hard and soft #hmhas #the greatest #chihiro #my biggest hits!

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lilacxsunlight · 26 days

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There's two types of sapphics

#eat that girl for lunch or as a midnight snack?#lunch #billie eilish #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackieshauna #jackie taylor #hit me hard and soft #hmhas

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ln4madness · 24 days

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hit me hard and soft - LN4

summary: y/n is a big fan of billie eilish so obviously lando has to listen to every song of the album💙

warnings: none? gets kinda sad and angsty and mention of smut.

“OMG LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDOOOO!!!” Y/n practically screamed as she ran into the bathroom where Lando was getting ready for the day.

“Yes, sweetheart?” Lando tried to say while brushing his teeth.” Y/n looked at him, smiling from ear to ear, “Hit me hard and soft is out” y/n said with excitement. Lando looked at Y/n in a surprise. “Excuse me, what now is out?” Lando said being surprised after hearing the name of the album. “Billie’s new album you muppet”

You were sitting at the kitchen island, eating breakfast with Lando as you connected your phone to the speaker and pressed play.

“This is sad” Lando said as the first notes of SKINNY started playing.

“Just listen to it and shut up”

You were on the werge of tears as the song continued.

People say i look happy

Just because i got skinny

But the old me is still me and maybe the real me

And i think she’s pretty

When you heard these lyrics you let the tears fall down your cheeks. “Don’t cry baby” Lando said as he smiled at you. “I can’t, are you actually listening to the lyrics Lan?” “I am baby and this song is beautiful, just like you.” You smiled when he said these words to you.

When the song ended you pressed pause before the next one had started.

“So what do you think?” You asked Lando.

“Oh i loved it, its beautiful”

“Yeah it’s literally a 10/10 I love it.”

“This is different” Lando said as the song started playing over the speaker.

“When a little snippet of this was released I already fell in love with it.” You said.

It’s a craving not a crush

…

I could eat that girl for lunch

You smiled and looked at Lando as Billie sang the lyrics. “What?” Lando asked as he looked back at you. “Listen to the lyrics, I could eat you for lunch” You said and giggled at Lando. “Whoa whoa whoa, it’s still breakfast time, that’s for later” He said and smirked.

“Wow, this was amazing.” Lando said as the song ended. “For real, my favorite already” you answered. “Okay on to the next one now” you said and pressed play.

“Oh you showed me the snippet of this one, I like it.” Lando said. “Yeah it’s amazing, such a masterpiece.”

As the song goes on you and Lando keep listening to it while enjoying breakfast. The song is amazing, you love it, lando loves it, it’s amazing.

“You know what this is?” You ask Lando. “No?” he replies. “This is the perfect song for late night drives.” You tell lando. “Actually yes, we’re definitely playing this on our next late night drive.” Lando says and gives you a kiss.

The song comes to an end and you ask Lando what he thinks of it.

“I think it’s a really good song, definitely a 9 or a 10.”

I want you to stay

‘Til I’m in the grave

‘Til I rot away, dead and buried

‘Til I’m in the casket you carry

If you go, I’m going too

Cause it was always you

“Baby I think these lyrics are about us, cause nothing’s gonna come between us.”

“That’s so sweet y/n, I love you so much”

You make your way to Lando who is sitting on the opposite side of the kitchen island. You wrap your arms around his neck and Lando instantly pulls you in by your waist.

Birds of a feather

We should stick together

“We will always stick together baby.” Lando smiles at you.

“This isn’t another sad song is it?” Lando asks. “I don’t know baby, just listen”

And I know that you love me

You don’t need to remind me

You smiled at Lando as you both listened to the song and the lyrics.

“I love you” You whisper to him. “I love you too sweetheart” Lando whispers back to you and presses his lips to yours.

As the song starts playing, instantly there are tears streaming down your face.

“Noo don’t cry again, love” Lando says as he pulls you in a hug. “It’s just a really really sad song” “I know, baby, I know”

Man am I the greatest

The greateeeeeeeesssstttttt

“Sometimes that’s what I think.” You say, immediately realizing that there are a million questions about to be asked.

“What do you mean baby?” Lando asks as his smile drops a little. “Am I the greatest?” You answer.

“Honey, what do you mean by all this? Are you the greatest? Of course you are.” Lando says as he’s holding your face in his hands and looking in your eyes.

“I’m sorry, let’s just listen to the next song, love you”

But I need to confess, I told you a lie

I said you, you

Were the love of my life

“You when I say you’re the love my life, it’s never a lie.” You tell Lando. “I know baby, and you’re the love of my life, best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“I’m the best thing that’s happened to you? Not even winning in Miami?” You ask

“You two share that best thing ever place”

You smile at Lando and ruffle his hair a little, messing it up. “Now try to do that again, you looked good drenched in all that sweet champagne, it tasted good as well I wanna drink it again.” “You mean drink it or lick it off my body again?” Lando says and smirks at you. “Nah I liked drinking it out of a glass, didn’t have that sweaty taste.”

“You muppet” Lando said as he playfully smacked your head. “Didn’t your mom teach you to not hit girls?” “Hey that was barely a hit”

The song is almost done as the melody changes and a beat comes on.

“Ouuu I like this” You say. “Yeah, just how you like messing up my hair.” Lando said as he tried to fix his hair you messed up earlier.

“Wow this sounds like something from a 50s food place” Lando says.

“Yeah obviously, did you like go deaf when I told you the name of this song - the diner”

“Oh yeahh makes sense.”

“Fucking idiot” You say as you laugh

“Your idiot” “My idiot”

“This is nice, already my favorite” You say.

“Didn’t you say Lunch was your favorite?” Lando raised a brow at you. “I can have two favorites you know?”

“Omg” you laugh. “What?” Lando asks.

“Billie is never beating the kahoot music allegations

“What?” Lando laughs and has a confused expression on his face. “Well you know how everyone said NDA sounds like among us? this sounds like kahoot music”

The song kept playing and you both had no idea what’s about to come. You’re enjoying the song, and soon the song is almost at the end.

“This is really nice wow”

“Yeah we got one more song left.”

Suddenly you hear a familiar melody.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S TRUE BLUE OMG LANDO OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHE FUCKING DID IT”

you were so happy you could explode with happiness right now.

“true blue? the unreleased song you showed me?”

“YEAH LANDO IT’S BEEN UNRELEASED FOR SO LONG OMG SHE FINALLY RELEASED BUT THIS IS LIKE DIFFERENT”

“What do you mean different?”

“This isn’t the original version, it’s like a new version, more grown up billie, i love it”

“I TRY TO LIVE IN BLACK AND WHITE BUT I’M SO BLUEEEE”

“I’D LIKE TO MEAN IT WHEN I SAY I’M OVER YOUUU” You scream the lyrics and Lando just looks you with hearts in his eyes.

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guys im literally in love with billie and hmhas i cant even explain it

(hardcore billie fan since 2017)

spent the whole day just watching the race (LANDO P2 YAY) and hockey and writing this fic😫😫😫

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lesbyers · 26 days

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new billie eilish album got me feeling like i’m laying peacefully under a weighted blanket and also like i’ve just been shot in the chest with a shotgun

#hit me hard AND soft .. yeah im sure #it gets better every listen it’s actually crazy #mabel post #billie eilish #hmhas #hit me hard and soft

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chrissv4mp · 3 days

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dare i say billie nsfw alphabet tomorrow morning????

#billie eilish fluff #billie eilish x you #billie eilish x reader #billie eilish smut #billie eilish icons #hit me hard and soft #hmhas #hte #happier than ever #wwafawdwg #when we all fall asleep where do we go #dsam #dont smile at me #billie eilish x y/n #billie eilish #billie eilish x fem!reader

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slvtforwandanat · 8 days

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a staring problem/A Billie Eilish fanfic

not really any warnings just making out

you were asked to help interview Billie Eilish a week before her album "hit me hard and soft" came out, basically holding a clipboard and writing everything down, you always though Billie was quite beautiful and you assumed she was sweet because you had never met her, but once you all sat down, you didn't know something about her, just something was, a bit freaky?

as the lady kept asking questions your eyes darted to Billie's mouth, her movements her tounge, somehow it turned you on, everytime she bit her lip or spoke, as she was talking about her un-realesed song "Chihiro" she caught you in the act, you head fell to your clipboard hoping she hadn't seen you staring at her incredibly kissable lips, "would you like some tea?" the lady said "i'd love some!" "alright ill be back in a quick sec!", just as she left the room the vibe got freaky, and slow, you didnt know this feeling as if horniness was in the air, "so, h'much they pay you for this, i mean c'mon writing everything down must be bored right" you froze, shit she was talking to you, just act normal!!! "its fine" wow how dry, but if you have a conversation you were sure to zone out staring at her lips and you couldent risk getting caught "c'mon baby i dont bite" you felt your cheeks glow red from her calling you that "there we go, finally a reaction" you had'nt moved a bit, you were too nervous, you heard billie get up from her seat and moving closer you you, soon her legs were infront of your face, you saw her finger go below your face and move you head facing her eyes staring directly at her "your a beauty"

all of a sudden both of Billie's thigh had trapped you on your seat scooting inwards, you quickly held her waist afraid she might fall, she looked deep into your eyes biting her lip and giving the naughtiest smirk, "you like that don't you?" shit, i think i do, Billie head slowly moved closer and closer to your eventually her mouth attaching to yours, at first it was slow, but she got faster and sloppier, even hitting the wall with her hand a few times, her tongue explores your mouth and your hands gripping on her ass tightly, after 2 minutes of no breath and making out, you hear footsteps, shit the interviews was coming back, billie's mouth un-attached for your in a POP!, a saliva line was all that was left from that kiss, she wiped your lips took a good look into your eyes, got up , slipped a note into your pocket, and sat back down "now where were we- are you alright y/n? it looks like somebody beat you up" "oh i'm quite fine thanks"

holy shit that was amazing.

#wlw smut #billie eilish x reader #billie eilish x y/n #billie eilish x you #billie eilish #billie eilishs #hmhas #hit me hard and soft #lunch billie eilish

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inkyray · 22 days

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SKINNY (hmhas)

absolutely devastating. the transition from skinny to lunch

#inkyray #hit me hard and soft #billie eilish #hmhas #billie #billie eilish hit me hard and soft #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo

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svnflowermoon · 27 days

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finneas ate on the production of this album

#luc posts #finneas #billie 🌠#billie eilish #hit me hard and soft #hmhas

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halleyscomet14 · 15 days

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Hellooooo can you do a fic of us just secretly filming billie being a goof ball!

the fit for the met

relationship: billie eilish x female reader

warnings: none! just fluff

word count: 1781

summary: you and billie were meant to go on a dinner date with a couple of friends, but billie had no intention of going. so, she decided to be in her normal silly form, and you thought making the moment forever was a good idea.

a/n: guys help what song do i put! 😭

life with billie might just be the funnest experience you’ve had in life. billie was a real life goofball. she always knew how to make you laugh, make a scene and crack the stupidest funny jokes that would somehow make you laugh. you loved this trait of her. she could be serious when time comes, but she loved living life lightly. she loved having the most fun at the party.

and today was no different. you were sitting on the dinner table, scrolling on your phone, when you checked the time only to see that you should be heading out soon. no sign of billie was there. “billie! we’re supposed to go out in ten minutes! what are you doing in there?” you yelled into the bedroom. it was a normal night where billie had made a dinner reservation to go out with your friends. meeting billie’s friends was a big step, as they were overprotective of her. they wanted to make sure she wouldn’t get hurt. so, naturally, when you first ever met them, you were scared. you had been shaking in your boots on what they would think of you. worry not, as they loved you. you were very happy that they agreed on this second dinner.

you hastily walked across the hall to the room. “i really don’t wanna be late, second impressions are important too babe!” you yelled once more before going into the bedroom. you looked around to see billie wasn’t there. “bils?” you question before stepping into the walk-in closet. you stopped right there and then. your eyes widened at the sight you just saw.

“what the fuck, billie!” you yelled, looking in terror as you saw billie with the most random clothes on top of her. she was wearing bright green elastic shorts, an also bright green top, with a bright blue vest. she had strung random christmas lights around her neck in order to make of a scarf, had used her wired headphones as a belt and her socks said ‘meow for daddy’ in all bold white letters. she had put the most willy wonka looking top hat and had a clown nose on her nose.

you couldn’t help but laugh, while you kept laughing, “babe, what the fuck are you wearing.” you said. “what? i’m trying a new look. don’t you like it?” she responded, smiling. “i absolutely love it, bils. do you have anymore fits?” you asked, still laughing. she grabbed both of your hands in amusement. “oh, just you wait! go, sit down!” she said excitedly, leaving your hands and turning back to her closet of treasures.

you walked behind to sit on the bed. there was nothing else to do but accept that you were going to be late. so, you did the logical thing. wait for billie to come out of the closet wearing the stupidest thing and laugh your ass off. you looked at billie from your spot, rummaging around in her closet. she was trying to get a piece of clothing on her while still looking for a significant piece to add to her mess of an outfit. you smiled at her, chuckling at her goofiness.

you never wanted little moments like these to end. the small scenes from your life where all you could do was laugh along with your girlfriend as she made your worries disappear into thin air. what if it didn’t? even though neither billie or you liked photographing or videoing too much, a little snippet wouldn’t hurt. it wouldn’t shake either of yours way that you thought. both of you would still think that existing and being present in the moment was the most important core memory of all, right?

you took out your phone from your pocket, unlocking with the password which was billie’s dear birthday. your finger hovered over the camera app, as you clicked it. you went to turn on video mode, and angeled your phone against the lamp next to you. you clicked record as you waited for billie to come out.

“ta-da!” she came out of the closet, in a very high waist denim pair of jorts, glow sticks around her neck she probably got from coachella and a puffer jacket. she wore the largest boots to ever step on this earth, with socks which said ‘the ladies want’ before getting cut off by her shoes. she had the most bug like red sunglasses and the most weirdly cut crop top underneath you’ve ever seen. she wore a black beanie with the words ‘slut 24/7’ written. you questioned how she found such strange items as you laughed. she twirled from where she was standing, showcasing her half exposed tattoo on her back.

“thoughts?” she asked, smiling. “i think you should wear it to the Grammy’s. if you go up on stage to get the album of the year award in that outfit you’ll just prove their point on your nomination even more.” you responded, chuckling in between. “HA-HA!” she let out a loud laugh. “no babe, you’ve got it all wrong” she starts to walk towards you, seeing this you get up from your post, to now stand. “you see, this is actually my met gala outfit.” she says as her hand slithers around you waist, pulling you closer to her face. “you know, i’d love to strip that off of you.” you say, teasingly as you pull on the end of her jacket. her cheeks are now flushed, she grins at you “easy there, we have a dinner to attend to.” she says.

billie leaves a small peck on your nose as she turns behind to change into actual clothes. you fix your shirt, “you know you need to dress me up sometime too.” you say. she stops everything she’s doing, and peaks a little smirk at you. you catch on what she’s trying to do. “no, babe.” you warn her, not wanting to ruin your neatly picked out outfit. “oohhh; yes, babe.” she smiles, walking towards you. “not we can’t. we’re already late!” you say, insisting as billie kept walking towards you. “on a scale of 1 through 10, how high would you rank your ‘making excuse’ ability?” she asks you, teasingly. oh fuck me, you think to yourself.

well there you were, dressed as a clown. no, literally. you had the clown nose billie was wearing earlier, bright red pants red enough for anyone to think that you’re a part time clown, and the most ridiculous bright red gloves, relfecting any light it encountered. the sluttiest writings were written everywhere on your outfit, and some parts were incredibly revealing. “what have you done to me?” you look in the mirror in terror. “i’ve never been more beautiful!” you say loudly. both of you laugh at the mismatch of a couple you were in front of the mirror. while one looked like a horny clown, the other looked like the puke of a horny clown.

“you know what we’re missing?” billie asks, turning you. your eyes widen, “i’m scared to know the answer.” you say. “good one, make-up!” billie says. your eyes drift to the clock, but you try not to worry about the time. “tell your friends we’ll be a while, because i’m doing the stupidest make-up ever on you!” you say, excitedly turning towards the bathroom in your room. you rush off to the bathroom, “i’m going to text my friends, i’ll come in a minute!” she yells into the room. you nod, looking at her through the mirror as you roam through the makeup supplies you shared.

billie went towards the table, where your phone was recording. while still admiring the fun you were having through the mirror, billie blindly went for her phone on the table. both billie and your phones were the same color and model, so it was easy to mistake. she grabbed the phone angled on the stand as she sits on the bed next to it. she goes to open it when she sees the camera was rolling. she stared in confusion, only to glance around the room to see that her phone was in the edge of the bed and not the table. she realized that you were recording, to possibly watch the footage of you having a good time later, maybe when you miss billie.

she smiled at your acts, and looked straight into the camera you were recording. she mouthed the words, “i love you, forever” and blew a kiss at the camera for you to later on find. “billie! you coming?” she hears a voice say. billie places the phone in its original place, blowing one last kiss at the phone and walking towards the bathroom to you.

later that night, you decide to blow off the event and spend the night in, as you were already an hour late. it had been disturbed by billie’s silly acts, her dressing you up as a clown, doing each others overly exaggerated looks, and a tint of aggressively making out.

you were lying in bed with your phone as billie was in the other room, talking to her family. they always made sure to check in at the end of the day on how billie was doing, but it was a rare scene that they would facetime. and when they would facetime, they would chat for hours without end. this made you find time to watch back the footage from earlier.

you went into the app to open up the video which was around 40 minutes long, most of it being just your talks at the other room. you fast forwarded sometimes, and also stopped when something caught your eye. one time stamp was you coming out of the closet with billie on your back, talking about something stupid while she cracked you up in your costume. another bit was where you both were on the floor, eating the pizza you ordered in your silly attire. time went by as you watched your manners from the daylight.

you accidentally stopped at around the mark of 15 minutes, when you saw billie’s full face in frame. wait, when did this happen? you thought to yourself yet you just couldn’t recall that memory. you watched as billie looked around confused in the video. she mouthed words which you later interpreted as “i love you, forever.”. you felt your cheeks run red. it was these type of small gestures that made your day. billie blew a kiss from the phone as you held it to your chest, towards you heart. “i love you forever too, billie.” you mouthed to yourself. as, you loved her endlessly too.

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