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hylianengineer · 2 months

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Hey, happy Earth Day! Who wants to talk about climate change?

Yeah, okay, fair, I kinda figured the answer to that would be "ugh do we have to?" What if I told you I have good news though? Good news with caveats, but still good news.

What if I told you that since the Paris Agreement in 2015, we've avoided a whole degree celsius of global warming by 2100, or maybe more?

Current projections are 2.7C, which is way better than the 3-5C (with a median of 3.7C) we were expecting in 2015. It's not where we want to be - 1.5C - but it is big, noticeable progress!

And it's not like we either hit 1.5C and avoid all the big scary consequences or fail to hit 1.5C and get all of them - every tenth of a degree of warming we avoid is going to prevent more severe problems like extreme weather, sea level rise, etc.

This means that climate change mitigation efforts are having a noticeable impact! This means a dramatically better, safer future - and if we keep pushing, we could lower the amount of global warming we end up with even further. This is huge progress, and we need to celebrate it, even though the fight isn't over.

It's working. Keep going.

#hylian rambles #climate change #climate crisis #environmental issues #global warming #hope #hope for the future #hope for the planet #earth day

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the-moon-files · 3 months

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I love the idea of humans being built different, it's even more fun when you get to unintentionally traumatized the other people :3

Sorry for late reply! I didnt realize i had mail 🥺💌

No fr, one of my fav tropes in "humans space orcs" fandom stuff over there, is like what we eat/strength equivalent/resistence to stuff = and the reactions thereof to it lmao

OH JUST HAD A FOUL THOUGHT

What if most things just bounced off of us as humans, bc the gravity in Hyrule is different than ours, i mean it is a diff planet (kinda?)

(This is not how gravity works, more like we could have extreme jumping, but roll with my bs science im an arts kid)

or like if we did get hit, it had nowhere near the impact of how it's hit a hylian, like for example: Guardians.

The guardians get possessed/copied into Dark versions after running around Wild's hyrule enough, and so not only is it 10x harder to beat than usual guardians, as its taking nearly half the chain trying to take it down (rather than like 2 usually)

And even better if ur out of the fight bc they still expect u to not be great at it, like ok ur temperature resistent, but thats not helpful in battle-

U get fucking hit by a Guardian Laser Beam, and everyone freezes, the Links fighting the guardian, the Links fighting the misc monsters, Wild mightve even screamed and came running after you-

And you just kinda, sit. Like someone pushed you while u were off balance, and u flopped on the ground, still sitting up even 💀

And ur chest is hot, but not burned or anything

Yeah, I'd love a universe of Humans ≠ Hylians

Maybe ill make a fic or like a bunch of oneshots abt this with Masc!reader, if anyone is vaguely interested in reading it

Otherwise id write it for myself and not bother posting LMAO

Peace out,

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#moon chats #moon rambles #the tag for when i kinda make content but also im just expanding off what someone else alr said #like a informal version #linked universe x reader #lu x reader #male reader #lu x male reader #linked universe reader #link x reader #loz link x reader #linked universe male reader #moon asks #my asks #good god is that all the tags yet #here ill make a tag for this AU bc my blog doesnt have ityet #humans are not hylians AU

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puppyeared · 11 months

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The garment, worn by those in good standing with Hyrule royalty, has been reworked with the latest improvements, such as a new shoulder guard.

#I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back #I love the champions leathers design but the story behind it is so sweet too like. she wanted to thank him so she went and #got some improvements added to it?? and she wanted to see his face when she surprises him with it hello?????#I think my favourite part is the half chest just for angst. I like imagining she was very particular about the armour placements #and had a chest piece added because yknow. right over the heart might I add #originally I wanted this to be more angsty but halfway through I was like wait this would completely miss the point #in my mind the armor isn’t just ‘I don’t want you to die again’ but also ‘I want to keep you safe as best I can’#in her diary she was like links armor is wearing down so you know what? I’m gonna add more armor to better protect him!!!#and with her upbringing in mind (and the conversation she had with him about whether he would still choose to be a knight if things were #different) she could have totally asked him to stop doing it altogether. but she made the armor for him instead #sidenote she also got to be a teacher and scholar like she wanted and that is so. dont look at me I’m crying #I don’t know if ANY of this makes sense I’m just rambling. yes I wear the champions leathers every chance I get why do you ask #btw if you squint the leathers chainmail and sweater are taken from the hylian armor chestpiece! slightly modified on the tunic but cool #my art #myart #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #totk zelda #totk link #botw spoilers #botw #breath of the wild #loz #loz fanart #comic #tw blood #blood

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fullmoonfireball · 8 months

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i'm feeling really normal about smash bros verse olimar btw .

#Rambles Into The Void #long post #headcans #dont know what else to tag this as lmao-#i think olimar would probably come up with unique species names for the 'unsure' tier guys but i cant come up with anything #dead certain at least some of the guys i put in the 'human ('lythe' type)' tier arent but genuinely i do not care #if i (a human) cannot tell they arent human then i dont think olimar would be able to tell without asking #the only reason i didn't make him lump hylians into the lythe human category is bc like. koppaites #completely different species from hocotatians but the only canon visual distinction is the ears #so i think he would recognize that difference and thus actually ask

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smilesrobotlover · 9 months

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The eighth heroine of the Gerudo being a Hylian man doesn’t sit right with me

#smiles rambles #like someone pointed out how in totk #the Gerudo are always needing help from the Hylians #and like #yeah #It’s weird #the things with botw didn’t bother me as much as it did others #but this seriously rubs me the wrong #way #you’d think the strong tribe of Gerudo women would be capable enough to understand the desert #and would be able to figure how to fight on their own #and don’t need Link or Zelda or that guy to tell them what to do #I don’t like this say this but this does feel a little misogynistic #totk salt #tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #totk spoilers #totk

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ofcowardiceandkings · 4 months

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dgmw i am one of those people who thinks they'd have kids eventually but if you housewife-ify my Zeldo i will punch you in the tit

#Link is actually the housewife coded one ... theyre both chaotic but Zelda is the scientist in the well shaming Hylian-kind #LBRH if one of them is broody its ALSO Link #him losing his fucking mind over how good his smart empathetic gf is with her students and visiting towns talking to the kids #and she's like Holdeth Thy Horses Bro One Thing At A Time #like even without the Expectation Of Royal Shit ... if they get married its Zelda who proposes ....................... to be quite honion #thots n feelens today lads im trying not to be a wreck #rory's ramblings #zelink #botw/totk

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ezraphobicsoup · 3 months

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guy when he engages in his interest and feels better (this is a shocking revelation)

#shout out to your average hylian on youtube !!!#ezra’s real life rambles

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doomed-era · 4 months

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framing the disappearance of sheikah tech in totk as a tragedy that no one is willing to acknowledge because it just made it simpler to discard, and purah robbie and the other researchers' endeavors as a desperate bid to not be discarded as well makes me go a little insane every time I think about it

#i love their relationship with the hylians its so inherently abusive to me #STOP simping for them!!!! they will discard you the moment you arent useful to them!!! GRAAAAGH #I really need to get creating a champion but if rhoam really was the one who brought the sheikah out of exile #you know. to excavate all that ancient tech for them #im going to go feral im going to DIE #just proves me even more right . they have such a right to be scared.#and the little. blurb. in purahs bio. serving the royal family her whole life like yeah I knew that already but GRGGRGRGRHRGhgRHGHRGHRGHRGR #WHY DID YOU PUT THAT DETAIL THERE GAME #DO YOU LIKE TORTURING ME #glider rambles #keep trying my lovely friends they will never love you as much as that BITCH link. //throws link across the floor like a beanie baby #(I mean this jokingly i love link. you know this.)#totk

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adrift-in-thyme · 9 months

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Replaying OoT (because why not play like five different Zelda games at once?) and my gosh tiny Time is such a baby ;-;

#his tiny yawns are so frickin adorable #he’s like a smol baby kitten #and the Hylian shield is so big on him 😭#the way he curls under it like a little turtle #aaauugg he’s too little to go through the horrors #precious little fairy boy #*holds him gently*#loz #oot #trin rambles

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chimpukampu · 1 year

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Best fused material. Over 9000 🐶

#I just got my Hylian Shield pillow #Give it a few days and it turn into one of my dogs' pillows 😂#my ramblings

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hylianengineer · 7 months

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Hey, fellow space nerds, NASA just released its own free, zero-ad streaming service with all kinds of space-themed documentaries - and a few about Earth, too.

#nasa #space #resources #free streaming #free movies #hylian rambles

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midnightsnackblog · 1 year

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Just had a thought. The plot of Shrek 2 could easily fit well with Yona, Sidon, and link.

#totk #tears of the kingdom link #tears of the kingdom #and no Yona is not 'prince charming'#the happily ever after potion would effect all three of them #yona sidon link #would that mean that the zoras would change into hylians and link into a zora?#hmmm #mayonaka rambles #totk lady yona #lady yona #totk king sidon #totk sidon #loz sidon #totk yona #sidon totk #yona totk

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mishwanders · 1 year

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I redid Fierce Deity and Moonlights designs and I’m really happy with how it turned out!

#I wanted to incorporate more of the Hylian shield on his face #and just playing around with it for funises #but I think this will definitely be moonlights solid design #just feels like that’s a Twili when I look at her #mish rambles #fierce deity #fierce deity x moonlight

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prince-of-red-lions · 8 months

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we were drawing shields for a little church activity and all I could think of was the hylian shield. so, naturally, i drew it- LMAO. it’s a far cry from symmetrical but I didn’t rlly care. i like how the colors came out tho :)

#rambles from the ocean #windy’s art #loz #tloz #hylian shield

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faroreskiss · 7 months

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Oh holy Hylia.

I am very afraid! If this was an animated movie, sure. But live action is such a big step. And we all see how adaptations can go south nowadays with strikes, AI and screenwriters who don't even browse the source content.

A little prayer for the fandom:

Din, give us the strength to be able to wait for this adaptation,

Farore, give us the courage to be able to watch this movie without judgement and cringe in case it ends up being too bad,

Nayru, give us the wisdom to be able to separate this from the rest of the franchise...

MAY HYLIA PROTECT US AND THE MOVIE TEAM SO IT ENDS UP BEING ACTUALLY GOOD

#tloz #loz #zelda live action #legend of zelda #zelda fandom #zelda #farie rambles #hylian #hylian religion

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smilesrobotlover · 1 year

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Welcome back to Smile’s bizarre theories

Sooga is the lost prince of the Gerudo. My evidence?

Dude is BIG

#smiles rambles #first immortal Kohga and now this #look I just think that Nintendo needs more male gerudos that are not Ganondorf.#besides every Ganondorf we’ve seen are the same person so there HAS to be another male Gerudo out there somewhere #especially in this era where that Ganondorf is now a mummified corpse #there needs to be one #one in AOC and one in botw #i just want to see more #see what the king really does and how the Gerudo treat him #and since Sooga is HUGE #i felt like it fit #i know I’m the dlc cutscene to his backstory he’s shown to look more Hylian #but I think Nintendo was just being lazy djskdbksnsks #just ssshhhh #it makes sense to me that’s all #forget about it #in my heart Sooga is alive and I won’t accept it any other way

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