Jonathan: I will put it down as nearly as I can…
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love love love the idea of tim not giving a shit that damian tried to kill him, and just makes him feel like a dumb little kid about it
Damian: I was trying to get rid of the pretender
Tim: of course you’d think that your 12 now stay outta my room loser 🙄
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"Whoever put you on that bull screwed you over, you're better than that. Unless you've gotten a lot worse over the last five years."
"... I was surprised to see you there."
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Obsessed with how Carol let's him in after he asks to stay since he can do card trick (and she agrees since he's already here)
He manages to charm and impress her friends by telling silly stories and being a funny guy (TM) and she's like "I guess he is outdoing himself" until a fake Green Lantern shows up
But despite thinking Green Lantern showed up, she still says "Hal Jordan was going to show us some magic card tricks, weren't you, Hal?" despite like calling it lame compared to Green Lantern earlier it's just so sdlfkgjnsfgkhsnfghsfghfhdfgh
And then she almost lost interest in Green Lantern cos he wasn't hot enough like she's the funniest ever
Also, double date!
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