i'm so glad toby fox took it easy this year

i don't think i'd be able to handle new deltarune stuff as well as fionna and cake right now

like i'd explode

WHY IN FUCKS NAME IS TUMBLR AUTOPLAYING MUSIC??? WHERE IS IT COMING FROM??? KILL KILL KILL KILL MAIM KILL MUSIC KILL WHAT THE FUCK IM KILL IT

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

No cause the way Colin WAITED for Pen to say yes, to give him permission to touch her. He got on his knees FOR HER. And when she said they were just friends he backed up, with TEARS in his eyes, like he was devastated but still backed down. And God the way he was looking at HERRRR. like he was at her feet begging for more after just one kiss. Who would've thought consent was such an attractive thing. I am not fucking well.

you’re so beautiful

His droopy ears I can’t—

carlos sainz in 2013 on the red bull junior team competing on the GP3 and racing with a car with the number 4 in it.

lando norris formula 2 car having a chili symbol on it.

they are soulmate in a very "and isn't it just so pretty to think that all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?" coded way.

guys... vash having a metal grate over his heart as a symbol of how emotionally unavailable and unwilling to trust truly he is....guys... metal grate over his heart symbolising he can't accept the love of others...guys.......

and the first time that you kissed me | i drank dry the river lethe

some part of me must have died | the final time you called me "angel"

me on my knees begging for a tails and nine interaction in season 3 🙏🙏🙏

take to the skies, forgotten fox boy <3

glorious leader what the fuck is that thing. what is that. get that cat out of the cult grounds I think it has rabies.

drawing the lambs wool is surprisingly fun ngl

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* hi beautiful people of tumblr, i come to torment you too with my super cool bsd x star wars au because who doesnt like to mix their most precious hyperfixations, right?

anyways DISCLAIMER PLEASE: this stuff is old as fuck so uh yeah thats why they might look a bittt rancid

and ANOTHER disclaimer: i literally change this au every month so this is not the canon rn lol (also the outits are not canon, what was i thinking???????? where is the SPICE where is the serving cunt vibes????? anyways yeah)

The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")

Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.

“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING

You don’t fucking get it….

“The spot right at the dip of his waist below his ribs looks impossibly soft, and Alex might die if he can’t fit his hand i to that little curve in the next five seconds.”

“Alex’s other hand finds that dip of Henry’s waist, and he swallows a sound at how devastating it feels under his palm.”

Red, White & Royal Blue, Chapter 6

Can I just say that I'm in disbelief at how AFFECTIONATELY FERAL this imagery makes me?

LIKE THIS STOIC COLD MAN, HOLDING A GIANT PLUSHIE AND STRUGGLING TO EAT ICE CREAM, UGH, YES, GIVE ME MORE OF THIS GOOD SHIT