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simsim54 · 27 days

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Stranger: *Gesturing to Alex* Is this man bothering you? Henry: Yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this

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dorsey-m · 10 months

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Alex: [On the phone] "Where are you, Henry? This place is fancy, and I don't know which fork to kill myself with."

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latte125 · 1 year

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henry: no one calls Prince Henry George Edward James Fox Mountchristen-Windsor of Wales a liar

alex: because no one has the fucking time

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aficionadoenthusiast · 10 months

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Henry: *about to walk in*

Alex: You can't come in here! *flounders* Nora's naked!

Nora: What??

Alex: I couldn't say I was naked, he's allowed to see me naked!

Nora: why does anyone have to be naked???

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looking-for-orion · 1 year

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RWRB characters as moments from The Office (Part Two):

Alex

Henry

Nora

June

Pez

Bea

Bonus: Arthur Fox

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be-crazyinsane · 2 years

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Alex : I don’t know if you noticed, but I put a little note about how much I love you in your lunch

Henry : Thanks it's really cute but

Henry, holding a 100 page essay : This is not a little note...

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hgejfmw-hgejhsf · 7 months

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Zahra: Wait, you two are sleeping together?

Alex: Only when we’re done having sex.

Henry: [facepalms]

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darilaros-v · 8 months

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Red White and Royal Blue headcanon

Arthur Fox's deathbed confession to Henry:

"Your mother thinks we named you after King Henry V, but I actually named you after Indiana Jones."

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tadhannahj · 10 months

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Henry: When you manage to find this paragon of virtue, whatever makes you think she will accept your suit? Are the young ladies of London truly so easily won by a pleasing smile and absolutely nothing more?

Alex: So, you find my smile pleasing.

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actuallyshea1992 · 1 year

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Henry: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Nora: my favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”

June: it’s called connotation.

Alex: Also, “forgive me father, for I have sinned”

Alex, winking at Henry: vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”

June: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

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serpentinearchitect17 · 2 years

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Ellen: *Officiating Alex and Henry’s wedding* We are here today to celebrate the marriage of Alexander Claremont-Diaz and Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor. It has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting, childish rivalry evolve into a distracting, childish courtship, and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting, childish marriage. I’m proud of you, and I love you both.

Alex: *Smiles cheekily* Permission to say it back?

Ellen: *Fondly, holding back tears* Permission granted.

Henry: Love you too, Ellen.

Alex: Love you, Mom.

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simsim54 · 3 months

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Alex: I am scary, I am strong, I am powerful, I am- Henry: Small :) Alex: What? Henry, giving him a kiss on top of his head: Small baby