I wonder if today Laika's birthday

real talk

if that hypothetical weird hairy gremlin man that y'all say you want to fuck actually existed

i don't think y'all would actually fuck them

I wanna make some Planet of the apes stickers….

if kinito wore pants how would he wear them

“If we watch Deep Space 9 is it going to be a Garak episode?”

someone get a crush on me I miss flirting.

okay sue me for this but tim mcgraw is taylor's best song.

welp.

I came back just to ask that people interact with Black people before just saying the first thing about Black people that pops into your head

It’s going to be racist and anti-Black and whatever really good excuse you think you have is not a justification for whatever you’re pretending you’re saying

is it finally time for me to respond to tag games

my wife took one look at my computer screen and was like "it's always the fucking pp game with you, isn't it"

If I see you copying posts/concepts from other users know I'm laughing at you. What are you doing. Why are you doing that. Why clout fish so hard you yoink whole ass posts. You could even make your own post and kindly reference back to the material that made you have Thoughts.

If you cannot go outside consider a small patch of inside grass, so that you can touch it when your meter is apocalyptically low

Every day I scroll through the we are tag as if it’s the only thing keeping me alive

i fully believe i could change Kayne and with that amount of confidence i just might be able to get close enough for him to choke me out with his own two hands instead of exploding my head from a distance

Also I'm glad y'all are liking the long fic because

where’s that ask someone sent me a while ago that was like ‘i watched the thick of it because of you i really believed it was all about ollie and malcolm’s psychosexual relationship’