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boiohboii · 5 months

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How would that keep us safe?

(Kimi Raikkonen x pregnant!wife!reader)

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When a formula 1 driver's car fails on them, they would a. be angry, b. go straight to their engineers, c. stay in the team's motor home.. but not kimi raikkonen, no sir, especially not with his pregnant wife on a yacht on her own.

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in which Sebastian Vettel, Mark Webber and Jenson Button make fun of the infamous ice man for being head over heels for his wife so he just decides to double down.

WARNINGS: not proof read (when do I ever proof read this stuff), no sense of timeline whatsoever, just a small crackhead fic that came to mind. Thank you insta algorithm for the Kimi edits, the man is so fine omg, solid dilf right here people.

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"God," yn huffed as she, for an accurate description, waddled alongside her husband, Kimi Raikkonen into the Mclaren garage "if you don't keep it in your pants next time I will chop it off."

"Yes dear." Kimi replied with a smile on his face, hiding his laughter as best as he could to spare himself the lecture that would inevitably make him laugh harder- he can't help it, his wife is much more adorable trying to give him an earful with her puffed cheeks, stomping feet and her belly looking like it's about to pop at any second.

It hadn't even been 30 minutes before yn started to feel the heat getting to her, making her fan herself with the collar of her shirt while glaring at the fan that evidently did nothing to help her out.

"Everything alright dear?"

"No, no!" yn turned to look at her husband "it's so fucking hot i feel like my skin is melting off and your daughter wouldn't stop kicking my bladder so no, nothing is fucking alright!"

While the engineers around gulped, scared for their lives, Kimi bit his lips to avoid smiling at his very cute, frustrated wife. He had gotten used to her snapping at him whenever any little thing annoyed her, he knew it's the least he can do and she always apologises so no harm done really.

"It's okay, here, how about you go watch the race from the yacht? Will that be better?" Kimi whispered as he stood behind his wife with his hands underneath her belly, lifting it up to give his wife some rest.

"Oh my god," yn groaned in relief "I really needed that, I love you."

Staying like that for a few minutes, yn agreed that it would be much better if she watched the race from the yacht in her swimming suit, the atmosphere and the clothing would definitely make it much more comfortable for her. And just as she was about to leave, new company arrived.

"Ohhh, did he piss you off enough to leave him before a race?"

"Damn Kimi, don't make a pregnant woman that mad, especially not your wife."

The voices of Sebastian Vettel and Jenson Button joined the couple, along with the laugh of Mark Webber.

"Oh, shut up." As much as Kimi tells yn that he would rather eat chalk than willingly hang out with these guys, he is indeed fond of them.

"He didn't piss me off," yn pulled her husband down so she could kiss him, smiling upon hearing two of the three newcomers groan and a whistle (of course it's sebastian) "i just feel like I will burst any second so I am going to watch the race from One More Toy"

"What the fuck is one more toy?"

"Oh, it's kimi's yacht."

"Our yacht."

Placing one palm on her belly while his other rests on her cheek, Kimi smiled at his wife "be safe, yes?"

"Yeah, of course."

Giving her a kiss on her forehead, Kimi let go of his wife, watching her head towards his yacht with the help of one of the interns.

"Be safe." Came the mocking voice of Jenson Button

"I'll be so safe." Sebastian continued as they both reincarnated the way Kimi and Yn were standing a few seconds ago; Jenson's hands on Sebastian's stomach and cheek

"I'm going to kill you on this track."

Deciding to join, Mark stood in between Sebastian and Jenson, breaking up their proximity and placing his arms around their shoulders "but how would that keep us safe?"

"An engine failure, yet again from Mclaren."

"It seems like Raikkonen is the one who will retire this race, what a shame."

"Everyone was hoping for him to win this race, he had been phenomenal these past few races giving one stellar performance after the other, truly a waste to see him go this early into the race."

"Well, it looks like Kimi is going to walk to the garage."

"That is insane, it's like a 20 minute walk, no?"

"And we are back, and oh my god, there is Kimi Raikkonen in his yacht, he hasn't got a shirt on, with his wife on his lap, the father to be could not care less in this moment ladies and gentlemen."

"What a legend, the Iceman strikes again everyone, leaving the race to be on a yacht with his family. And oh my god, it seems that the couple are having the time of their lives on their yacht 'one more toy' with snacks all around and their hands all over each other."

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multiseb21 · 4 months

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F1 drivers as tweets that made me laugh this month 🫡 (part 3)

#part 3 #I guess I really am sticking with this every month lmao #fernando alonso #daniel ricciardo #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #kimi räikkonën #charles leclerc #pierre gasly #max verstappen #george russell #lewis hamilton #oscar piastri #lando norris #f1 #simi #f1 memes

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heartburiedingreece · 4 months

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Gay son AND thot daughter in one person

#sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #sewis #kimi raikkonen #kimi räikkonën #simi #charles leclerc #sebchal #mark webber #martian #sebmark #michael schumacher #mick schumacher

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norrisleclercf1 · 4 months

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Mafia! Kimi and shy! wife woukd be him glaring at anyone who dares to look at her or make fun of her and have everyone who disrespects her disappear. I think he'd be soft and smiley around her and hold her close at night.

A/N: Mafia!Kimi kicks off all the works for the older drivers I'm about to write and post

It's the soft mornings that has to be Kimi's favorite. He always enjoyed waking up and holding you in his arms while you woke. Yet, waking this morning you were not in bed, but in the kitchen fixing large amounts of breakfast.

"What are you doing?" Kimi asks, walking up behind you and kissing your cheek, resting his forehead on your shoulder. "I figured the men might be hungry, and well I couldn't sleep and, nevermind." You whisper, hearing yourself say it, it felt stupid.

"I think they'll love it." He mummers and steps beside you to help you cut up fruits and vegetables. It didn't take long for the smell of bacon, eggs, and fresh biscuits to lure the men to the kitchen. You were always one to shy away from them when they came into a room.

They all remembered what happened to the last man that had made of you for making them breakfast. It was round easter time and you made pancakes the shape of bunnies and while they all found it weird they didn't say a word. But, one of the newbies had made the mistake of pointing it out.

"Okay, these are fucking weird." Your smile dropped hearing that and Kimi was walking into the room, the mistake being the guy was still laughing at it. You pulled back and apologized to all the men, but the quickly started telling you that they loved the bunnies.

Kimi was quiet and pulled you out, kissing you gently and holding you as he told you to ignore the man. You never asked what happened to him.

"Oh, making breakfast for us again?" Antonio says, pushing his long hair back and smiling. "Is that okay?" Kimi shoots him a glare but stops seeing the boys excited nod has him stopping as he kisses your shoulder again. "Come on, let's serve breakfast."

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k0juki · 16 days

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Hiii!!

Could you please do a one-shot with jealous! Kimi? Maybe during an interview, he's already had enough and wants to leave, but after seeing a journalist or somebody else trying to flirt with his gf (they both agreed to keep their relationship private), he loses it and once he goes up to her after telling that guy to get lost, he physically relaxes and basically melts to her touch...forgetting that they were surrounded by cameras that had just recorded every second of the exchange.

I'd like to imagine how the other drivers and the fans in general would react to that :))

Thanxx <3

Yur!!!🧊 Sorry it took me too so long...school is pain.

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Kimi Räikkönen x fem!reader

English is not my first language so feel free to point out any mistakes or errors!

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It wasn't strange to see Kimi annoyed. Most people that worked with him knew how he could get and this was no different. But what annoys him the most are only two things.

Firstly, not winning the race and media being dick about it and secondly, when anyone flirts with his girl. Of course nobody knows that you are together, but still, it makes his Finnish blood boil.

And let's just say that today wasn't his best day at all. Not only he fucked up the rece, but as the interview progressed, Kimi patience wore thinner with each passing question. He'd had enough of the same inquiries, the same stupid questions and the same attempts to extract emotions from him that he preferred to keep hidden. Yet, he maintained his ice cool demeanor, answering tersely but efficiently.

However, his face cracked when he caught a glimpse of someone leaning a bit too close to his girlfriend, Y/n, who was standing just a few feet away, watching the interview with a supportive smile that he loves. She is his safe place. When something happens, he knows that he can go to her. To make him feel loved.

And when he heard the journalist's flirtatious tone and lingering gaze he held on her, made Kimi's blood boil beneath his calm exterior. In a rare moment of unfiltered emotion, Kimi abruptly ended the interview, muttering something about needing a break and with determined strides, he made his way over to Y/n, who looked surprised at his sudden approach.

"Hey, is everything okay?" she asked, concern evident in her voice, but Kimi ignored her question and pulled her into his arms possessively, caging her in and casting a sharp glare at the journalist who had dared to encroach on his territory. His girl.

"Get lost" he growled, the words were laced with a dangerous edge and it almost sounded like a threat. Once the unwanted intruder had retreated, Kimi felt a wave of relief wash over him. His tense muscles gradually relaxed as he buried his face in Y/n's hair, inhaling her familiar scent that he loves so much.

The anger started to melt away and was replaced by a sense of calm and contentment that only she could bring him. Unbeknownst to Kimi, their intimate moment had been captured by the surrounding cameras, broadcasting his uncharacteristic display of jealousy to the world.

Among the other drivers, reactions varied. Some were surprised, having never seen this side of Kimi before, while others like Sebastian just gave a knowing look, he understood the depth of Kimi's feelings for Y/n. As for the fans, social media and everyone else erupted with speculation and commentary.

"I think everyone knows that we are together now." You murmured against him. His strong arms still wrapped around you.

"Yeah, but at least they won't be flirting with you before my eyes."

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In the days that followed, Kimi and Y/n found themselves surrounded by an outpouring of support and affection from fans, friends, and fellow drivers. Despite initially feeling exposed by the public display of their relationship, they soon realized that it had only brought them closer together.

As they retreated to the quiet sanctuary of their home, Kimi and Y/n reveled in the simple joys of each other's company. They shared laughter, tender moments and whispered words of love that were meant for each other's ears alone.

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lesharl-eclair · 8 months

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i think ferrari nando could be *the* third wheel of all time

#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #sebastian vettel #kimi räikkonën #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #simi #sico #sewis #jenson button #this post gets more and omre absurd the longer it gets #mark webber #martian

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threecheers-forsweetrevenge · 17 days

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Can't stop thinking about this edit.. 😭🫶🏻 my heart can't handle this

(credit to voidknights)

#kimi raikkonen #simi #sebastian vettel #sebastian x kimi #kimi räikkonën #f1

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n6co · 26 days

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#THIS IS LITERALLY THEM #i am so normal about them #simi #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #kimi räikkonën #sunshine and sunshine protector

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letsgolando-4 · 2 months

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The best duo, i will not be recieving arguments at this time

#f1 #formula 1 #edit #sebastian vettel #sebastian vettel edit #kimi räikkonën #kimi räikkonën edit #simi

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allegedly-human-uwu · 8 months

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Collection of my favourite chaotic F1 pics pt 2

#f1 is a sport by goblins of goblins and for goblins #daniel ricciardo’s bicep #f1 #kimi räikkonën #mika hakkinen #lewis hamilton #fernando alonso #yuki tsunoda #max verstappen #alex albon #felipe massa #robert kubica #charles lecrelc #lance stroll #daniel ricciardo #formula 1 #f1 memes

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lostinthemarinarasaucejpeg · 6 months

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Here they are. The full collection. The F1 Major Arcana.

What a journey. What started as an assigned to do 10 cards turned begrudgingly into 22 and I couldn’t be more grateful. I learned A LOT. Came up with a lot of tips and tricks. And I’m proud. I may not feel it yet, I may not feel the need to celebrate but I’m satisfied.

There were a lot of weird coincidences that happened with this project that I’m just going to say was the universe. And a lot of unexpected love too. I’ve never really used Tumblr or involved myself in fandom because I believed I had nothing to offer and was always ignored but damn. The amount of love I’ve received is ridiculous and none of you who reblogged, liked or commented will ever know how much it meant to me and kept me going.

Thank you <3

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7teresia7 · 3 months

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heartburiedingreece · 3 months

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Reject modernity

Embrace tradition

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k0juki · 1 month

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Please I am begging on my hands and knees for a "she fell first and he fell harder" trope with Kimi Raikkonen

Love it.🩷

Kimi Räikkönen x fem!reader

English is not my first language so feel free to point out any mistakes or errors!

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It all started with eye contact. When she looked at the other side of the conference room, and he sat here. At first, he didn't even notice, how could he, the room was filled with a lot of people and him, being the famous Iceman, he was just ignoring everything and everyone that he felt like ignoring. Not a big of deal.

But when he did notice her, it was when the Mclaren team told him that she would be his new partner as a rookie for the new season, and gosh, she was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen.

After a few weeks, he started to notice the little things she did. How her eyes were following his every move, the way she always had her beautiful smile just for him, even though he never reciprocated the gesture back.

And when the weather started to get hot, she would always sacrifice her last ice-cream to give it to Kimi, because she knew that he would enjoy it better. She just wanted to make him smile.

He started to notice, and he felt a bit dumb, because of how long it took him, to maybe, just maybe, to feel something. Something so small that he could feel. This tingling feeling in his chest, something that he only felt in her presence, and to say, he was a bit scared.

He felt her eyes. And he couldn't stop, he knew it. He knew that if he looks down at her big, doe eyes, he's going to lose it, he will feel it. The love that flows in her veins like poison, and he desperately needs every drop of it.

And Y/n? She knew that she was gone the moment when they first met. How he was towering over her. "I'm Y/n, it's nice to meet you." She spoke with a warm feeling in her voice and extended her hand for him to shake. She knew that she liked him.

It was bwoach moment for Kimi, literally. He took her hand in his, in firm, but somehow soft grip and squeezed her hand. Her hand so much smaller than his, and he couldn't help but stare. This was that piece he was missing, the one, that he didn't found in anyone else, but her.

"Kimi" he answered, with blush on his face and red neck. She was amazing, he couldn't denied that, even if he tried. The whole Mclaren team watched how smitten he was for her, even though they just only exchanged names.

It was a new start for both of them.