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andromeda3116 · 8 months
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people actually went on about how game of thrones made it socially acceptable to be a fantasy nerd, as though the lord of the rings movies hadn't been released less than a decade earlier and left far greater cultural ripples and i am just
got may have made the adults feel better about liking fantasy, but lotr got into the kids' heads when they (we) were just young and impressionable enough to be absolutely transported and emotionally rewritten by don't you leave him, samwise gamgee and my brother, my captain, my king and and rohan will answer
lotr was rewriting entire generations' brain chemistry long before asoiaf and so obviously it's not fair to compare any post-lotr fantasy novel to it, and each book series was trying to do different things within their own spheres and so that also is not a fair comparison, but in terms of the cultural impact of the adaptations that came out within a decade of each other, saying that it was game of thrones that made fantasy mainstream is baffling
game of thrones could only run because the lord of the rings movies laid the path, and i will die on this hill
#lotr#lord of the rings#lord of the rings movies#i started this post because ''may it be'' came up on my playlist but now i think i'm going to start my nth rewatch of the trilogy#there is a lot to discuss about it re: comparison to the books but it's like...#for all the changes they made - good and bad and neutral - everyone involved in making the films *loved* the source material#they all *wanted* to do justice to it and believed in it and it shows#i think of some posts i've seen about how frustrating this modern push towards tongue-in-cheek irony over sincerity#so afraid to be corny or cheesy that you have to tack a joke onto every real emotional moment#like no fuck that#give me sam hauling frodo onto his shoulders saying ''i can't carry it for you but i can carry you''#give me aragorn gently kissing boromir's forehead as he dies#give me merry and pippin throwing themselves at the uruk hai to distract them from frodo#give me theoden's grand speeches and gandalf's pained expression when frodo says he'll carry the ring#tbh i think that sincerity is a large part of *why* it has such staying power even now#because it is a story you are meant to get deeply emotionally invested in and not hold yourself a little ironically apart from#it isn't meant to sell merch it's meant to bring you to middle-earth and capture your heart and make you believe that the war can be won#with love and loyalty and hope and fellowship and fidelity and integrity and just... just refusing to give in to despair#it is earnest. it is unafraid to be melodramatic or corny because it believes in the story it's telling.#and so it imprinted onto a whole generation growing up right at the cusp of a barrage of apocalypses#anyway. i have Feelings about these movies and their impact and how that mirrors and enhances the books' own impact
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waffle-time-god · 2 months
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Goku I understand you are the main character and literally became the blue print for shonen anime but OH MY GOD JUST KILL HIM HE DOESNT NEED MERCY AUGHHHDHDJDJNS
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Surrender is really just 50SoG but worse.
If people still enjoy it then fine, but how anyone could still defend the writing or defend Reagan at this point (I've deadass seen someone once say Surrender "empowered" the MC) is beyond me.
Reagan was predatory and controlling from day fucking one, and even after that character arc in Book 1 that people use as a defense (which didn't even address his predatory behaviors anyways) they're still pulling this controlling "when a woman agrees to be my sub she agrees to obey" "I forbid you from working on this story" "you are to come home right away" shit. Reagan is literally just Pat Ransic 2.0. Again, if people can still enjoy this that's fine, but if anyone defends this as good writing I swear to god I will pitch myself into Mount Atropo.
It's gotten to the point where I don't even want a pegging scene in this book anymore because that's just too good for this book and we pegging enjoyers deserve fucking better. The only pegging Reagan deserves is a pegging in the face with a fucking hammer.
I think the only way Surrender can possibly be redeemed as a series now is to just have MC leave Reagan for good. But we all know PB ain't gonna let that happen.
Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender Fuck Surrender
Any empowerment of the MC is immediately negated by the toxic relationship she’s stuck in with Reagan, especially since it’s painted in such a positive light.
Surrender would automatically rise in quality if we were given the option to leave Reagan, but we all know that’s not going to happen.
Honestly it’s gross as hell that Pixelberry has gone in this direction. The catcalling line in Kiss of Death, the possessiveness of Sam in TNA, and now Reagan just…basically everything?
When I first read that “when a woman agrees to be my sub, she agrees to obey” line I inhaled very sharply through my teeth because oh my god, that’s a bad one.
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falllpoutboy · 2 years
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not that this needs saying but i would easily and readily give up petermj canon for thorkyrie canon
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teaboot · 4 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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trashy-greyjoy · 5 months
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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wild-moss-art · 9 months
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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blairwitchapologist · 6 months
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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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randomalistic · 6 months
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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cadaverkeys · 6 months
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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lastoneout · 6 months
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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riacte · 6 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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thedisablednaturalist · 5 months
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
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Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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cemeterything · 10 months
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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
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snailcubezz · 7 months
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fandom wiki simulator
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noperopesaredope · 7 months
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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