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blackjackkent · 13 days

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Another BG3 dialogue compilation - Elfsong Laff Riot jokes! (And associated companion approval.)

ROUND 1

Willoughby the comedian, folks! Were his jokes good, or did he just smell funny?

Elfsong Audience Approval Approves +1: Lae'zel, Gale, Wyll, Karlach, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin Disapproves -1: Astarion, Shadowheart, Jaheira

Say, what's the difference between a dwarf and a bulette? You can't toss the bulette!

Elfsong Audience Neutral Disapproves -1: Everyone

Hey! I asked my wizard to cast Shatter. He said, 'Shatter? I hardly know 'er!'

Elfsong Audience Disapproval Approves +1: Astarion, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Karlach, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Jaheira

[BARBARIAN][CHARISMA] Laugh. Now.

(on success) Elfsong Audience Approval (on failure) Immediate Loss Approves +1: Everyone

ROUND 2

You know why I hate vampires? They just suck.

Elfsong Audience Disapproval Approves +1: Lae'zel, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Karlach, Jaheira, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin Disapproves -2: Astarion

I tried sleeping with a dragonborn the other night, but it didn't work out - he had a reptile dysfunction.

Elfsong Audience Approval Approves +1: Astarion, Lae'zel, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Jaheira, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin Approves +2: Karlach

I asked a zombie reanimator out on a date, but she said she wasn't interested in nec-romance.

Elfsong Audience Neutral Approves +1: Astarion, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Karlach, Minsc, Halsin Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Jaheira, Minthara

[INTIMIDATION] What do you call a room full of people who don't applaud? Dead.

(on success) Elfsong Audience Approval (on failure) Immediate Loss Approves +1: Everyone

ROUND 3

The Dead Three, am I right? What losers. You know why Bane worshippers will never conquer the world? They don't have the Bhaals!

Elfsong Audience Neutral Approves +1: Astarion, Karlach, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Gale, Wyll, Shadowheart, Jaheira

A mind flayer's duergar slave lost his nose, so I asked the illithid, 'How does he smell?' and it said, 'I have eaten its brain.'

Elfsong Audience Disapproval Approves +1: Minsc Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Astarion, Gale, Wyll, Shadowhewart, Karlach, Jaheira, Minthara, Halsin

Our cleric tried to cast Healing Word on a ham, but it was already cured.

Elfsong Audience Approval Approves +1: Everyone

[INTIMIDATION] CLAP, OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINES.

(on success) Elfsong Audience Approval (on failure) Immediate Loss Approves +1: Everyone

Fun Notes:

Everyone approves of you threatening the crowd.

Everyone likes making fun of vampires except Astarion, who disapproves double.

Everyone likes the sex joke and ham. Karlach likes the sex joke more than everyone else.

Everyone in the group takes a stand against dwarf-tossing.

Minsc likes every single other joke (including the terrible third-round one everyone else disapproves of).

The religion joke is the most divisive, followed by (tied) the necromancy pun and whether or not to heckle the MC.

Liked Joke Count (not including threats):

Minsc: 8 Karlach: 7 Halsin: 7 Minthara: 6 Gale: 6 Wyll: 6 Astarion: 5 Shadowheart: 5 Lae'zel: 4 Jaheira: 3

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