John was too busy trying to deter Arthur from all the hot singles in his area that he failed to remember that he literally gets bitches by proxy. Its not Arthur's bitches it's OUR bitches
anyways dark world support group for frequently divorced entities
other johns belong to, going around the circle clockwise, @izel-scribbles, @mx-paisley, @toastydumpster, @nespolkei, @potato-lord-but-not, and @samglyph because 1: i finally had an excuse to draw a handful of some of my favorite johns and 2: i did not want to draw my john and his big ol' hat (i love his hat dearly but in such close proximity too many would be bumping together) 6 times
watching fans of other fiction podcasts listen to malevolent for the first time is so funny because every single time, without fail, their reaction is some variation of "so um. this arthur guy. is a bit of a freak isn't he."
like imagine getting so used to the jonathan sims genre of protagonists that are racked with guilt over everything and basically just punching bags for the other characters.
and then all of a sudden you're faced with arthur lester. who owns a gun, is morally obligated to curse as much as possible, will push his fist into someone's open wound just for fun, knows exactly what he should and should not feel guilty about, will just eat a guy, and is arguably more murderous than the fraction of a demon king inside his head.