Bonus Dave petting Jade panel edit from the Roxy and Jade request!

-Mod Karkat

Daily Headcanon #26: Troll teeth can regrow like shark teeth

I've come to make an announcement.

Former Mod Karkat, Hadtem Uofnos, is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. He nearly leaked my FUCKING address. That's right. He took his NASTY ASS CLOWN GRUBBY FINGERS OUT, and he TYPED UP MY ADDRESS, and he said his bulge was THIS BIG and I said THATS DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY GRUMBLR DOT COM. Hadtem Uofnos, you got a SMALL bulge, its the size of this WALNUT but WAY smaller. AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY BULGE LOOKS LIKE. (KAPEWWWW) THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO FACE PAINT. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO SHAMEGLOBES AND A BONG. He tried to leak my hive, so guess what, I'm gonna LEAK HIS HIVE, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER DOXXING. Except I'm not just gonna leak his hive, no. I can stoop lower. IM PISSING ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! (BOOOOM) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MEENAH? I PISSED ON THIS GUYS HIVE YOU IIIIDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISSSS DRRRRROPLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA NOW GET OFF MY BLOG BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

karkussy vantass sorry guys this is a joke for legal reasons

Karkat vantas fanart for yalls enjoyment !

This piece took me about 3 hours and a half, but it was so worth it. Also made a bonus doodle that goes with it, enjoy!!

this isn't exactly fully about homestuck but i self ship w two of the characters from the webcomic and it is. really annoying to see how many people put "PROSHIP THIS ISN'T FOR YOU" "PROSHIPPERS KYS" "PROSHIPPERS FUCK OFF" bc i just want to. enjoy reading peoples cute hcs and imagines but theres so many selfship community posts that end with heavily hostility like. why do u have to ruin the fun of me imagining giving caliborn a kissy kiss by ending the imagine with "If ur proshipper ur f/o HATES you" like what............. wow thanks

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Aromorous: when you feel like your aromanticism affects you being ambiamorous.

(PT: Aromorous: when you feel like your aromanticism affects you being ambiamorous. End PT)

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does BFRJ KNOW that im literally still a mod there

Hii! This is my first time asking an ask on an askblog!!! I have a question for Karkat, how do u feel about your dorm mates from pomefiore??

CG: DO I REALLY NEED TO ANSWER THIS? CG: THEY ARE EITHER DUMBASSES OR THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKERS IN THE ENTIRE SAGE ISLANDS CG: AND I ALSO NEED TO KEEP ROOK FROM GOING AFTER NEPETA BECAUSE "HON HON HON BEASTMEN CLOTHES" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE SOUNDS LIKE. CG: WHOEVER BRINGS UP THE DORM UNIFORM IS GETTING HIT IN THE FACE, TOO, I HATE THAT SHIT. -MOD KARKAT

what if i opened this up to any kins?

Davekat Kiss panel edited to be Cronkri. With Kankri as Dave and Cronus as Karkat.

Not my finest work but there really wasn't much to change. Overall I like it!

-Mod Karkat

i love writing dialog

What's the deal with "lowblood ally" highbloods? They keep popping up lately...

It's performative shit. Everyone knows us highbloods think we're better. And what of it, really?

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Loving Rose but headcanoning him as transmasc is fucking dangerous. I'm not trying to erase rep, I just think the character obsessed with phycology hitting as many Freudian boxes is funny as fuck. Can you blame me?

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