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thinking about jiang cheng during those three months he carried his brother’s sealed sword, all the time having the ability to draw it and never knowing.
imagine that he did, though. imagine that late one night, lying in his bedroll, keeping his eyes open to ward off the nightmares, he picks suibian up, wraps his hands around the scabbard, around the hilt, and pulls.
he does it because he wants to feel it resist. he wants to feel what lan wangji felt, feel the power of wei wuxian’s sword — its loyalty, its stubbornness.
instead, he feels it give. the blade gleams in the moonlight as it slides free.
now what the hell is he supposed to make of that?
#jiang cheng#mdzs#cql#my nonsense#i feel like the leap from that to my brother gave me his core would be a bit too much with what jc knows at that point#it would probably become much more relevant once they find wwx again and see him acting... weird#but i really want to know what he'd think about that in the moment#and what lwj would do with that information#because that might be a very fun kind of dynamic in which jc feels loved and accepted by wwx while lwj feels rejected?#idk but someone should write it and tell me about it :)
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#my nonsense#jaskier#geralt#geraskier#bottom geralt rights#bottom geralt#geralt is a pillow princess#pillow princess geralt#top jaskier#dom jaskier
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I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
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#okay I'm done that's all I got I need to buy ant traps#my nonsense#tumblr#ruining the surprise by tagging this appropriately but tbh. i think we are. at this point. expecting it#walrus#walrus fairy poll
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AO3 Tags IN ACTION: a new series by moi
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#crowley#good omens#good omens art#aziraphale#good omens aziraphale#gleafer art#i’m back on my bullshit#gaimanverse#my nonsense#there’s just a lot of ammo here#ao3 tags
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I don't think we talk enough about the fact every time Shouta has interacted with the public/Press he has looked like this:
(Not counting the Sports Festival in which he was all covered up.)
And whenever he's interacted with parents or Guardians of the kids, he looked like this:
Now this is how Shouta usually looks:
Curly and wild hair, facial hair as well, dark eyebags, he's scared many characters just by his looks. (Ochako, Izuku, etc.)
Shouta is a man that has no care for appearances nor how others view him. And yet, he cleaned up in the name of his kids. He, or someone, straightened his hair, maybe even cut it a bit, he shaved, put on a suit and tie, I even think he could have put make up under his eyes because of the lack of heavier eyebags.
Now, we know this. Old news.
But consider:
There's a real possibility that the kids parents have never met Shouta when he was not dressed up, and do not know him as anything else but that cleaned up version.
Can you imagine you meet your kids teacher, he's quiet but polite and well kept. Very straight to the point and well mannered.
Time goes by, parents evening comes up and you're talking with all the teachers, asking about your kid's grades and such, you ask where the homeroom teacher is, Mr Aizawa, they point across the room, you expect to see that quiet but polite man talking to another parent maybe.
Instead you see a sickly tired looking man, curly hair unbrushed and knotted, he's holding a ugly yellow sleeping bag under his arm. He's drinking out of a jelly packet, next to him is a punk rock guy with the ugliest fucking moustache you've ever seen, and a woman who looks like she's from Victoria Secret.
Tell me you would NOT wonder what the FUCK happened.
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the place where (we believe) Gaius Julius Caesar was stabbed is currently a cat sanctuary btw
#my nonsense#ides of march#i have some pictures from when i went last year#i will find them#gaius my beloved ...#gaius julius caesar
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the only thing funnier than sparrow Ben and Diego arguing in Spanish and Korean simultaneously, would be if they starting arguing in languages that are in no way connected with their perceived ethnicities (since Hargreeves children are all (alleged) polyglots)
outta nowhere Diego starting to yell in Croatian
Ben gettin up in his face growling in Portuguese
#five eventually shutting them up in farsi#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#tua s3#my nonsense
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do you think glinda’s granny saw elphaba’s wanted poster and was like “why tf is this CRIMINAL wearing the gorgeous hat i gave my granddaughter?”
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ok my second semi coherent thought on the finale is that my brain is exploding over rick carrying a polaroid of morty in his wallet because it's adorable and also one of the most grandad ass things ever. if im remembering correctly it looked like a school picture. like morty got his yearbook picture taken and rick was like "yeah i want a copy of that" and paid real american dollars to the highschool (or maybe just stole one from beth and jerry who knows lol) to get a physical fucking photograph of his grandson to put in his wallet I AM GOING TO SOB
#seriously when was the last time you even saw a polaroid asdfghjkl#regardless of all his high tech mumbo jumbo he is still an OLD ASS MAN with enough sentimentality to keep a physical picture of morty#im absolutely gobsmacked#rick and morty#rick and morty spoilers#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty season 7 spoilers#rnm#r&m#rick & morty#fear no mort#rick sanchez#morty smith#my nonsense
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look, i’m not saying that lan wangji intentionally tied wei wuxian’s soul to the love song he wrote for him as a teenager.
i’m just saying that the first time wwx heard it was while he was slipping away in a dark cave with nothing but lwj’s voice to hold onto.
i’m just saying that the lans already have songs written to bind the dead.
i’m just saying that after he died he was not compelled to answer inquiry because he was already beholden to another song.
i’m just saying that it was the first song that he played in his second life — the song he associated with pacifying the dead and leading them away from the edge of madness.
i’m just saying wwx is remarkably well adjusted for someone who died as brutally as he did and was literally summoned up as a spirit of vengeance.
so i'm not saying that lwj intentionally bound wwx's soul, but maybe, just maybe, a soul in need of a tether found a song that would hold him, and then never let it go.
#wangxian.mp3#wangxian#lan wangji#wei wuxian#mdzs#my nonsense#was this inspired by 'a good song never dies' by saint motel? yes. yes it was
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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.
#my nonsense#surely someone has made this exact post already#I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it
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crazy how time flies. I know intellectually that it's been 50 years now since Goncharov came out, but I could swear it's only been one
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There’s a DOM/BAMF AZI Tent Revival going on at Reddit’s @goodomensafterdark and we’re bringing the flock back into the He Thicc and He Protec fold!
Go enjoy art and fanfics from wonderful creators who just adore a certain lil’ blonde angel!
Here are some of my favorite pieces I’ve done, including some pages from my personal Patreon comic stash! (Speaking of stashes, that is Mr. Brown getting pummeled.)
Only this weekend! (Who am I kidding. We do this E’RYDAY)
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#crowley#good omens#good omens art#aziraphale#gleafer art#good omens aziraphale#aziraferal#thick thighs save lives#comics#my nonsense#we have fun here#good omens after dark#he protecc#goth and blonde#blondie#bamf aziraphale#bamf#I stan the man#gaimanverse#ineffable#good omens fandom
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