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vaguely-concerned · 4 months

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sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed)#there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone?#yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't)#the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution)#and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is)#it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal

#like im.sorry but what the fuck possesses dc writers to depict joker as a biproduct of an intolerant community #that he constantly harms and abuses and generally worsens by just standing there #am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont #me personally i think it'd be hilarious if they refused to indulge his pariah complex #collectively they all agree to stop reacting to his antics. oh you're gonna blow up the bank?? haha you prankster #you're gonna kidnap someone and hold them hostage? here let me help you! want me to call batman for you?#hey jokie did you see the game! had a nice weekend? like literally fuck this man lmao #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #text #text post

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noritaro · 1 year

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frothing at the fuckign mouth at Simone Di Meo's cover for Bagman Brave and the Bold #5

#rambles #batjokes #LOOK AT THEEEEMMM #OH MY GODDDDD #HELP I JIST REALIZED MY FUCKIGN TYPOOOOO #okay but bagman is fucking hilarious im keeping it

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starry-bi-sky · 6 days

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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calistra1star · 5 days

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just this

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qqueenofhades · 1 year

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I am manifesting it I am willing it I am visualising it I am speaking it into existence

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #please oh please let a high level leak like this mean that they are #you know #ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT #please please please #pleasepleasepleaseplease

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tibli · 9 months

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OUR GIRL BEAT THE DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE ALLEGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #oh my fucking god that last chapter was fantastic #i doubt it will happen #but id love to see a continuation of the gang just going about their lives #also laios's curse is hilarious but also so so cruel. poor guy lmao #falin touden

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adm-starblitzsteel-4305 · 1 month

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Oh yeah, I totally laughed at this point. This is insane.

And also, you can draw this freely. 😁

#I WAS BAWLING MY ASS OFF IN LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF THIS #THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS #RODAN BEING A CHILLIN GUY #OH GOD-#godzilla #mothra #rodan #monsterverse #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #kaiju #meme #shitpost #silly shit #shenanigans #funny memes #godzilla memes

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ahfrickenfrick · 2 months

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with jason returning back to the public eye after stating his death was a hoax and he was actually missing for years, he expected his name to be in the headlines and trending or whatever

he wasn’t expecting the exact twitter headline “jason todd for president” and he’s so confused because he still doesn’t 100% get all of the trending memes

so he just goes with it and legitimately starts campaigning and suddenly he’s actually getting real support? and now he’s in the actual running for the president of the United States??

roy is his vice president

#i understand that’s now how a presidential campaign works; however it is funny so i will overlook it LMFAO #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #jason todd revival #that needs to be a more used tag🙏#batman #dc #presidential candidate #presidential candidate jason todd #i think im fucking hilarious #but *sigh* i am not :/ PFT #oh also #roy harper #he would be an amazing vice president

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emberz7 · 3 months

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fell asleep in class again 🍇

#deltarune #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #KRUSIE #!!!#i fucking love these two antisocial freaks #there’s just something so liberating about two main characters who would be the villains in someone else’s story #PROTAGONISTS who are the type of kids who!d get ignored in most cases #labeled off as troublemakers or just entirely unsaveable kids #and yes they are fine as best friends but also #BEST FRIENDS WHO LIKE LIKE EACH OTHER ?! FUCKING LIT #no joke though the fact that they canonically pull is hilarious #oh as a short person i just also really love size differences. susie is my girl crush 4 that GAH IM IN LOVE W HER

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morganbritton132 · 1 year

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Eddie goes live a little before Steve gets home from the last day of school and just ambushes him the moment he walks through the door.

There’s a tussle and Eddie manages to not only get Steve on the ground, but straddles him and pins him. Steve laughs, puts his hands on Eddie’s thighs, and asks in a tone that’s way too flirty for a live-stream, “What’s this about?”

Eddie responds by holding up shaving cream and a razor, “The ‘stache has to go.”

Steve laughs again, but stays perfectly still and allows Eddie to shave his mustache. It’s an oddity intimate moment to be watching on a live-stream.

Especially because after Eddie wipes away the last of the shaving cream, he leans in and kiss him. They stop kissing until Steve’s phone rings twice. He pulls back just enough to check who’s calling and sees a text that says, “Live-stream.”

Eddie’s just like, “Yeah, totally forgot about that” and ends the stream there.

#Eddie: Mu fans will think it’s hilarious if I shave Steve’s car insurance salesman mustache #Eddie wiping away shaving cream: Oh fuck. I forgot how hot he is #fans that are a little disappointed that it stopped there try to figure out who it was that texted Steve #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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hankcrocodile · 1 year

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peace and love on planet krank

#succession #succession spoilers #krank #i dont actually think this is a thing but oh my god is it fucking hilarious #i hope the writers are like completely conscious of everything #insane krank content this episode

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sieglinde-freud · 1 year

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the concept of reeking boxes is really funny btw

#fe13 #fe shitpost #fire emblem #they probably didnt but wouldnt it be fucking hilarious if there were still reeking boxes in the bad future #‘oh noo ive lost my entire family to the zombie apocalypse… gotta summon more!’#idek if reeking boxes are a canon item theyre probably not but wouldnt it be funny

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aroaceleovaldez · 7 months

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it is so extremely underutilized that Nico is heavily implied to have powers of just. anything ghosts are reportedly able to do.

we know canonically that he can drop temperatures to freezing/to the point where it creates frost, and does so involuntarily or unknowingly at times. We know he can project emotions and memories out onto others, just in general and with physical force - both his own memories/emotions and general emotions as well, such as radiating an aura onto his enemies so that they would fear him more. We know it's heavily implied he can straight up create illusions and inflict madness upon others. We know he's eerily silent when he moves and seems to just appear in places. We know he can control/walk through/mess with dreams. We know he can become intangible and pass through solid objects and terrain without even realizing it.

like, that alone is so much! but the fact that it's implied that's not it? there's MORE?

Where's Nico fucking with EVPs and speaking through radios or static or TV. Throwing his voice. Nico remotely setting things on and off, or draining batteries, or making cell service fuzz out. Nico totally turning invisible (also a Hades' Helm of Darkness thing, so double reason for Nico to be able to do that). Where's Nico inflicting sleep paralysis. Where's Nico straight up making the walls bleed. Let him do more ghost stuff!

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #headcanons #he's a dramatic lil shit and you know he loves fucking with people #i demand more content of Nico doing movie-level haunting/demon-possession stuff Just Because He Can #just him going ''oh haha yeah i can float ominously but like. only stationary and in whatever would scare/frighten you the most''#''not very practical but hilarious when you wake up at 3am and i'm on your ceiling''#nico scratching his friends from an entirely different room but like. the way cats do when they want attention #the argo II crew looking like they live in a horror movie because Nico got lonely #the gang walks into the common room of the Argo II to find the blood scrawled on the walls #but it just says ''WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS''#they ask what he wants for dinner and turn on the TV between channels and he just tells them his fast food order through the static #nico knocking cups off of counters just to fuck with people #nico remotely controlling a ouijia board but he's just spelling out swears

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poly-space-nerds · 2 years

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yesterday i made a post about Hob and Aziraphale both finding out about each other and I raise you something even funnier.

Hob was friends with Aziraphale and Crowley at completely different points in his life and they both knew him with different names. So Hob has to sit down when he walks into the bookstore and sees two of his old, should definitely be dead by a hundred years apart, friends ask ‘Bobby?’ and ‘Robin?’ at the same time.

#i don’t know what years crowley and hob would’ve been friends #vs hob and aziraphale #but ohhh my god would that be funny #Does crowley and aziraphale fuck? i forgot #because it would be 10x more hilarious if they also both slept with Hob in the last #*past #hmm Hob weirdly thought they had the same energy as dream but didn’t really think supernatural/higher power shit #oh shit Hob has a type #robert gadling #hob gadling #the sandman netflix #the sandman #dreamling #aziraphale #crowley #good omens

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tazzyz · 4 months

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third case of TGAA1 without context and also some other stuff

#the great ace attorney #tgaa #herlock sholmes #barok van zieks #magnus mcgilded #ace attorney #ace attorney textposts #reaper curse really said “oh you are trying to be funny? well im about to be fucking hilarious”#dai gyakuten saiban #dgs1

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