I don’t have to try to be the prettiest girl in the room. I am the weirdest girl in the room and people still flock to me sorry. 
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Tumblr is like engaging in mental masturbation with strangers
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Person 1: We saved our best idea for last!
Person 2: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?
Person 3: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.
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Fire on the mountain as it's told.
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