the tiktok being chinese spyware thing is actually true - as we speak xi jinping is collecting tiktoks from the US to create a tiktok cringe compilation bad enough to destroy the biden administration
"You take everything so literally!" Ah, yes. I suppose it would be much simpler if I just assumed that everything anyone says has an implied backended double-meaning, like I'm the Alice in a wonderland entirely populated by passive-agressive hookah-smoking caterpillars. That would be far less stressful for all parties
love living during the 3rd Red Scare, the 2nd Lavender Scare, and the 2nd Satanic Panic all at the same time. the political right is so normal and not unhinged at all