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hellstar-donutqueen · 3 years

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Summary: Your John's fiance, but you meet John's team and you relise that John's never told them about you

Y/H/C: Your hair color

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A few months ago John joined the legends, you stayed behind because soon after he decided to go you found it you were pregnant

John frequently comes to visit you, but this time he said he needed your help, your the daughter of Damien Darkh so your magic was very useful for his case

He didn't want to ask you for help because he didn't want to risk anything happening to you but after he asked there was no turning back

Your mind was already set on helping him

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The ship landed outside Constantine's house in England

Evreyone existed the ship there eyes Immediately went on a woman with Y/H/C Hair slightly showing with a small bump

You walked up to John and hugged him before waving at his team

"Hi I'm Y/N Darkh" You introduced yourself and Sara eyed John suspiciously

You invited them inside and they were met with tea on the table

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You had left to puke in the bathroom and the team eyed John and loaded him with questions

"Who is she?" Sara asked in a gossipy schoolgirl tone

"Anyone else notice the baby bump?" Zari asked the team and Charlie nodded

They all looked at him expectingly

[This is in season 4, Mick isn't with them at the moment]

"Yeah alright, she's my fiance and she's pregnant" John told them and they continued asking questions."Didn't see you for the settling down type" Charlie finally said as You finally came back

"He's not" You told her interrupting the conversation.

"But I don't expect him to be, I love John for who he is" You explained as John put his head down slightly and you swore you

could see a blush

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"So I'm assuming Johnny's never told you about me since you were so shocked by my pregnancy" You assumed and they all nodded and Zari smirked

"Yeah, I thought he was cursed to walk the earth alone" Zari joked and John shrugged

"He loves me to much to break up with me, belive me he's tried" You said as your ego took over and John laughed slightly

"Seriously I'm John's best friend how was I last to know he was here!" Chas exclaimed from the doorway as he walked inside

"This is Chas, John's bestie, they've been freinds since kindergarten sand boxes" You teased and Chas laughed

"I thought you said you didn't have freinds and if you did they were dead" Zari says confused on John's lies. "That's half true, Me, Chas, Zed and Garry are his only freinds" You teased more and he pecked your lips lightly. "And we wouldn't have it any other way" Chas joked before hugging John from behind and in the process squeezing you tightly in the hug

You both looked at Chas "Chas, Chas, mate, your gonna kill my bird" John joked and the three started laughing and the team looked at John very curiously

They had already gotten what they needed an hour ago, but they liked seeing this side of John that wasn't drinking, smoking or wallowing in self pity

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It had been an hour, you were now cuddled in Johns lap and Sara was the only legend that hadn't gone back to the ship

John was about to put you in the bed and text you that he had to leave but Sara shook her head

"John stay here for a while" Sara told him in a soft voice so she wouldn't wake you

"What? But I thought-" John started and Sara shook her head and smiled

"Hunting down magical creatures can wait, spend time with your fiance and let me just tell you, I saw how protective you are over her, your gonna make a great father"

John smiled lightly at Sara's words and you started to stir awake and Sara smiled at the sight of John subconsciously touching your stomach once and a while reminding him of what's to come in his future

Sara left as you finally awoke

"Hey, are you leaving?" You asked as you relised the legends were already gone

"Nah im gonna stay for a while lov" John told you and a large smile grew on your face

Chas walked over with food for all

three of them

"Cant let the little bugger go hungry" John said as Chas handed them the food

"Your an amazing father already and Chas your an amazing freind" You told the two as you started to tear up

"I'm tired" You told John and he laughed before letting you sit up a little more so you could eat

Chas put a blanket over you two as you started shivering and John shook his head at you as you hadn't touched your plate

"You half to eat, eat, then sleep" John told you and you nodded before starting to eat

"I love our family already and the little buggers not even born yet" John admitted when Chas left the room

"Me too" You agreed

#john constantine #john constantine x reader #legends of tomorrow #sara lance

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z0mbie0fzombies · 3 years

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Here’s some lollipop chainsaw incorrect quotes stuff

@douglasalba here you are, king

Zed: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Vikke: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Killabilly: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Josey: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Lewis legend: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Mariska:

Mariska: I have emotional scars.

Zed: We need to distract these guys

Vikke: Leave it to me

Vikke: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Mariska, Josey, and Lewis legend: *Immediately begin arguing*

Killabilly, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Zed, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Vikke: Hey.

Mariska: Hi.

Josey: Hello.

Lewis legend: Hey!

Zed: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Killabilly: We were out of Doritos.

Zed: Rules are made to be broken.

Vikke: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Mariska: Uh, piñatas.

Josey: Glow sticks.

Lewis legend: Karate boards.

Killabilly: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Zed: Rules.

Vikke:

Zed: Croissants: dropped

Vikke: Road: works ahead

Mariska : BBQ sauce: on my titties

Josey: Shavacado: fre

Lewis legend: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Killabilly:

Killabilly, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Zed: Thanks fam!

Vikke: oh no

Mariska: *cries* I love you too

Josey: Sounds fake but okay

Lewis legend: *A flustered mess*

Killabilly : can i get a refund

'Can I copy the homework?'

Zed: I can help you with it!

Vikke: Yeah, sure.

Mariska: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Josey: lol nope.

Lewis legend: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Killabilly: *Read 5:55pm*

Zed: I CAN'T DO IT!

Vikke, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Zed: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mariska: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Zed:

Zed: I appreciate it,

Zed: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Josey: Zed-

Zed: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lewis legend: Zed we gotta-

Zed: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Zed: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Zed, motioning to Killabilly: NOT FUCKING THIS

Swan: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Killabilly: Only if you also don't ask why

Killabilly: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Swan:

Killabilly:

Swan: This one is fine

Swan: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Killabilly: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Swan: Killabilly...

Killabilly: Oh no, 'Killabilly' in b-flat.

Killabilly: You're disappointed.

Swan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Killabilly: I think you mean cards.

Swan, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

Swan: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Killabilly: It’s not a joke.

Killabilly: *sniffles*

Killabilly: I’m a legit snack.

Swan: What are your goals?

Killabilly: To pet all the dogs.

Swan: No, fitness goals.

Killabilly: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Swan: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Killabilly: You mean literally or figuratively?

Swan: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Swan: So are we flirting right now?

Killabilly: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Swan: That doesn’t answer my question

Swan, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Killabilly: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Swan: So that’s my plan.

Killabilly: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Swan: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Killabilly: It fucking sucks.

Swan: That’s not constructive criticism.

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bards-anonymous · 3 years

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Feasting On A Lord Session Recap [2/5/2021]

SOOOOO

Todays Session was so much fun and I loved it BUT OH IT WENT SO MUCH WORSE THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO.

Also, if you are reading this, HI ZACH [ @general-van ]

TO START, the party got separated, Darius and Phineas went one way and Harriett another. All of us dressed in different jumpsuits with NONE OF OUR GEAR. SO like....off to a fantastic start

WITH Phineas and Darius here is what happened

First they are taken to what is a really weird circus-esque version of bottle street.

They are taken by a man to a building where they are told they will need to rest up for later and that a pamphlet is in there to explain things.

On there way there they see some really odd eyeless clown like guards meant to remember the city watch.

THE SECOND they are left alone, they start to go off and look for Harriett, they end up come to a wall of light and are stopped by one of the monster like guards.

They toss said guard into the wall of light (The real MVP of the Session]

The other guards are rightfully mad about it but are also tossed into the wall of light.

Phineas....almost falls into the wall of light but is burned pretty bad for getting too close to it

They book it and hide somewhere until the guards pass them, once they are sure they are in the clear they start to head back to the building they were told to go to.

On their way they find Annie, unconscious. They pick her up and take her with them. [That makes 1/4 Npcs that we needed to find]

She wakes up and tells them a little information but before long a intercom goes off saying that all Miners should report immediately. Which Phineas and Darius were

Annie tells them to go as if they don’t they will be looked for which is very un-good. Say also says that she will try to think of something while they are gone.

They head to the mine and are told to collect 10 pounds of silver and the first 15/50 groups to do so will be rewarded. HOWEVER they are also given weapons to protect themselves....which is a red flag already.

So they head in and come across two creatures that are weeper like but not. They fight them and Phineas gets down to 1 Health....

Darius is able to dispatch them and Phineas is able to get back on his feet. The two collect the bit of silver they found and they move on.

They take some times to listen ahead and they hear commotion and fighting..... SO they creep forward with caution.

They find 2 guys picking up silver and a third being up someone off in the corner and on the ground was a dead body.

Darius and Phineas kill 2 really quick with 2 shots and the third turns around and looks at them panicked.... .which is fair given the situation.

The random guy starts to try to reason with them HOWEVER Darius and Phineas look over and see that the person who was being beaten up WAS THE NPC WE LOVE DEARLY, her name is Rebecca [This means 2/4 NPCs have been found!]

So...The OBVIOUS ROUTE was now VIOLENCE, for reasons stated above.

He tried to run away but Phineas using his void magic yanked him back over and he was quickly killed. [Which was what he deserved for being any amount of mean to Rebecca]

After picking up Rebecca and some more silver, they head forward to get to the exit.

They move on to another area and Rebecca hears something so the party goes and stops for a moment.

They look and up ahead is several dead bodies, a ton of silver and 2 of those zombie weeper things.

Rebecca and Darius shoot one, killing it. [woooooo Go REBECCA] Phineas shoots the other one, but it is still standing.

Rebecca swings on it but misses, it takes its turn to swing and hit her back, and knocks the ever loving daylights out of her.......[NOO]

Darius, mad about that, kills that last creature and finds that they had been guarding an elevator.

They collect their silver and BOOK IT out of the mine.....cause damn.....

SO HARRIETT HAD HER OWN HELL OF A TIME.....

This is what happened with her....

Her cart dropped her into some water where she blacked out. Already a fantastic sign....

She wakes up in a prison cell. Chains are attached to the wall, a blanket sits on the floor and a dog bowl sits on the floor as well.

Harriett picks up the bowl and looks at it. Inscribed on the side is “Lion #3″ [NOW the second I heard that, I was like oh no oh no oh no oh no......It was panic time.]

As she is looking at this she hears yelling from outside her cell. She knows that voice.... ITS HAZEL. [3/4 npcs we were missing were found]

The two talk and Harriett takes a moment to try and figure out a plan. She looks back to the chains on the wall and figures if she can pull it free, she can use it as a weapon.

UNFORUTNATLY.... she makes a lot of noise and one of the clown guards spiders its way down to look at her and its opens her cell.

WHEN I TELL YOU SHE WAS MORTIFIED, SHE WAS MORTIFIED

Harriett already has some issues with weird void magic monster [which is about to become 10 times worse, just you wait] but this does not help to sooth her fear.

The creature moves away and start to open other cells, and then calls everyone to the center.

After a small banter, Harriett and Hazel fall into line.

A man, a ring leader looking type starts to make little announcements and around them is a whole circus full of these clown guard creatures. Harriett is terrified and Hazel points it out.

The man pulls out a dice and rolls for the first event and Harriett is called forward.

It is an obstacle course.

of course it is. but this one has acid and long falls and clown guard monsters that attack you.

Harriett and 2 others race and JUST BARELY HARRIETT WINS

she falls back in like and nearly hyperventilating.

Hazel gets called next and has to fight all these creatures. Harriett warns her to not be cocky. [anyone wanna guess what she was]

At first she does pretty well for herself but the last fight she start to lose and uses her void powers to help her. WHICH IS SO UN GOOOOOOD

The ring leader says its a shame she had to cheat to win, which angers her and she gets in his face

and.....and she swings on him.

UNFORUTNATLY, on impact the sword breaks.....and he smacks the life out of her with the staff he had in his hand.

She fell back to the ground, un moving [WHICH IS NOT GOOD AT ALL]

Harriett is watching in horror absolutely frozen.

The ring leader tells the guards to take her away and to make sure she cant do that again.....which means....she is probably gonna lose her arm....

THis leaves HARRIETT ALL ALONE [ back to 2/4 npcs found....]

The ring leader sends them off sayign they need to rest for tomorrow.

SO now Harriett is at half health, 2 slashes across her cest, all alone, no gear, near panicking

So this is very character changing actually, cause now Harriett is away from her friends, surrounded by the thing she fears the very most, and she feels hopeless.

She is gonna go feral. Harriett is gonna have to go after Hazel because that is the only person she know where they are and she won’t leave her behind. She has 2 plans and she HATES BOTH OF THEM

OH OH OH and something I noticed, Hazel acts a lot like Harriett did at the start of the Campaign. Harriett sees herself in Hazel and WANTS TO HELP HER. Harriett knows what that sort of doom and pride mentality can bring and does not want to see Hazel die. She actually kind of likes Hazel’s company even if she is kinda snarky.

She is just a little street girl, she has never dealt with something like this before. She has never felt fear like this before and its messing with her bad. Because of the 2 painting incidents, the last one being the worst, Harriett is scared of the void monsters and such. AND NOW SHE IS ALONE SURROUNDED BY THEM.

I made a post a while back, about how with all the stress, Harriett’s hair would start to grey. Depending on what happens, I might have it so that this series of events cause her hair to grey out of stress and fear.

Worst part is, she’s scared to die alone. She has so much to tell Phineas and Darius, She has SO MUCH to tell Joseph but in her mind, she may never see any of them again. So now she has no idea what to do in what feels like a hopeless situation to her and she has NO IDEA how to deal with and handle this fear she is feeling. [which she has never felt at this magnitude.] She is gonna break down...

SO ITS BEEN A CRAZY SESSION.....Harriett is not doing well at all. Phineas and Darius are alright....And we still have no idea where Zed is at.....so I CAN NOT WAIT FOR NEXT SESSION AT ALL!!!!!!

#GOD THIS SESSION omg....#IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD #I was so nervous and at the edge of my seat....#I am so damn excited for thursday #I really wanna see how this goes #dishonored rpg #ttrpg #ttrpg stuff #ttrpg recap #dishonored ttrpg.

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hellsalemshcs · 7 years

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i cant believe no one's asked the classic imagines question: how do the libra members propose to their s/o and what is their wedding like (small group or big party, outdoors or indoors, etc.)

Y E S

Klaus

he takes special care in preparing a special bouquet of flowers for his proposal

then he has a rose seperate from the bouquet with a wedding ring on it because he’s a total plant nerd

makes sure that it’s just him and s/o alone when he brings out the flowers and quietly asks them to marry him

the wedding is outdoors in nature (because it’s Klaus) with literally all of Klaus’ and s/o’s friends because everyone should be there AAAHHH

Klaus is pretty cool and casual about the wedding until he sees s/o walk do the aisle - then he gets very emotional because A) s/o looks so good, and B) he’s!!! getting married to them!!!

eyes get teary, but only one happy tear trickles down his face lmao

Steven

alright, so he goes to a fancy restaurant, right? Sets everything up to be all romantic, y’know?

but then it just doesn’t work out - some monster came in and smashed the restaurant and no, it won’t be rebuilt soon, sir, we’re sorry

agh, fine, he’ll make do with what he has - a flower he bought at the last minute, the ring, and the surprisingly pretty sunset behind them

the wedding itself is very lowkey - only the bestest of friends show up, they keep quiet about it and they chose a nice, cozy place to get married at ^^

heart starts beating really quickly when he sees s/o in all their wedding clothes because he loves them… so much…

can’t believe that he gets to be their husband now, aaahhh!!!

Leonardo

he’s so nervous about his proposal - he rehashes it, replans what he’s going to say, how he’s going to do it, etc., etc.

finally, he just forces himself to propose anyways because if he doesn’t, he’s just going to end up going in circles about it

he starts crying when s/o says yes - even after Leo dropped the engagement ring and lost it. Even after they were interrupted by a runaway criminal. Even after literally everything went wrong, s/o still says yes

he and s/o go back to his childhood home for the wedding (Michella is the Maid of Honor/flower girl because they wanted to keep the wedding small and very intimate)

Libra is there for some reason??? Like, even Lucky Abrams?? Uh, whooPS-

Zapp

he tried to be really romantic - oh heavens, how he tried

but his ideas are sometimes just awful and he gives up the barbershop quartet was a bad idea anyways, I gueSS

finally he just opens the box with the ring (he doesn’t even kneel) and in a slightly defeated tone asks, “Will you marry me?”

he’s just sad because he didn’t even get to use the baby goat! Like, the barbershop quartet he was okay with dropping, but goats

the wedding is colorful and fun and the reception involves a lot of eclectic music (it’s an amalgamation of literally everyone’s music tastes)

Libra’s all there + Zapp’s master (Zapp’s not sure why but he does know that he’s more than a little bit terrified)

Zed

he doesn’t??? Know how to go about proposing??? To his s/o??? So he goes around asking other Libra members for advice

Zed makes the mistake of asking Zapp what he should do and next thing he knows, Zapp’s yelling across the room at s/o

“Hey, (Y/N), Zed wants to marry you! He’s even got a riiinnn - OW!”“Shut up!”

welp, that’s how Zed’s proposal goes ;-; whoops Zapp’s not invited to the wedding now

indoors wedding with immaculate designs and decorations that are simultaneously sensible and simple

small party with the main people from Libra (yeah, including Zapp, I guess -_-) and also Zed’s master - however, his master is more focused on chewing out Zapp than congratulating Zed dammit Zapp-

Chain

she’s not subtle about her preparation at all. No, seriously. She’s so obviously preparing to prepare to her s/o RIP

gets somebody (either from Libra or the Bureau) to get s/o from work to a designated Romantic™ location

appears behind s/o with the engagement ring before suddenly second-guessing herself and wanting to start over

but then s/o turns around and sees Chain and it’s too late for her to disappear ;-;

manages to say “Will you marry me?” without stuttering (which she mentally high-fives herself about lmao)

also quickly plucks a flower from one of those Romantic™ displays that are surrounding them and presents it proudly to s/o

the wedding is with close friends and coworkers and a lot of plants (courtesy of Klaus) and quite a few balloons :)

K.K.

she takes special care in her planning to make it so intimate and romantic

she’s pretty much the only one that the proposing works out perfectly for lmao

but she put so much thought into literally every aspect of it that she didn’t sleep sometimes because it needed to be perfect

immediately sweeps her s/o in a hug while squealing in delight when they say ‘yes’

BIG!!!!! WEDDING!!!!!!

every detail is immaculate and wonderful and there are fairy lights as well because it adds to the mood!!! :D

takes place in the evening and there’s stars in the sky and it’s A+ and perfect

#kekkai sensen #klaus von reinherz #steven a starphase #leonardo watch #zapp renfro #zed o'brien #chain sumeragi #kk #hcs #imagines #q

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