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usermarquez · 3 days

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billionaire vale going on a business trip and coming home with a much younger fiancé named marc who everyone (*cough* the boys *cough*) is convinced is a gold digger….. meanwhile marc is literally just a sweet boy from a small town no one ever heard of

#every night marc would call alex telling him vales family hates him and alex like !! remember he loves you you love him!#and then on the eve of their wedding someone (*cough* uccio) tells him smth abt marc that is only half true #and he breaks off the wedding to marc’s heartbreak and marc leaves never to be seen #but then a year later vale who still can’t move on discovers that everyone lied and look for marc and grovel AND oof anyway #pls ignore me #fic talks

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bakubunny · 26 days

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(gross) mini hc: katsuki gets hard when he sees you smelling his sweaty workout tank. if he catches you huffing his boxer briefs with your hand between your legs? he moans as blood rushes to his dick. he’s turning you over that instant, shoving your face into the sheets, and telling you to put your ass up while he takes his cock out. soon, all you can process is the snap of his hips and his scent being shoved back into your drooling face.

“y’r a nasty bitch, huh?… so fuckin’ filthy, usin’ my dirty boxers to get off like a bitch in heat….”

mini gremlins: @dcsiremc @bookcluberror @zazter-den @i-literally-cant-with-this @r4td0lll @naughtygobbo

#he’s a gross lil fucker ok #i feel it in my soul #pls ignore me #sry im done tagging yall now #x reader #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #aged up characters #bnha smut #bakugou katsuki #mha smut #bakugo katuski #bakugou smut #bakugo smut #bakubunny #dynabunny self ship

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arturleclerc-archive · 6 months

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not once in my life have i seen a grown-ass man do a fucking hair tuck with no hair. i am insane about this, i need an expert to explain this behaviour to me lmao

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY HIM!!!!!!!!!!

the non existent hair, waiting for daniel to laugh before he laughs, weak at the knees– nearly keeling over...max pls he's not that funny!

and this

like ????????????

HE IS DOWN SO BAD

#sorry this is me in my #insane hours #pls ignore me #maxiel #*replies

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napping-sapphic · 9 months

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i love sapphic people so much we’re all so beautiful and deserve so much love i love you i love you i love you

#hiiii!#it is emotion time for me #listened to some of my favorite songs after midnight #im very emotional #i love you so much #i hate how many people interact with this blog #because i want to grab your faces and tell you how much i hope you’re happy #and how badly i hope you feel loved #i hope you read my posts and feel the love in them #it’s for you #i wrapped it up in all my silly little words and hit post l #and now i just get to live hoping someone could feel it #because i desperately hope they do #because you’re just like me and im just like you and we both deserve SO much from this world #@ future me u can delete this but i hope you’re still this in love with the world when u do #@ people who read all these tags srry it’s late and im having a cry sesh and a lot of emotions #pls ignore me

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sky-is-the-limit · 8 months

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#it's 5am I'm laying in bed and I'm thinking about a bunch of pixels #i need therapy #also my rose toy #pls ignore me #i need her so bad it hurts #abby anderson #abby anderson smut #abby tlou #abby the last of us #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x you #tlou2 #the last of us #ellie williams smut

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kairithemang0 · 18 days

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I actually need to stfu about Wilbur Cross but also for the Nightmare Time discord servers powerpoint night I made mine in 5 minutes and I think I've peaked

My powerpoint was 3 slides that was literally just "why Wilbur Cross is my wife/husband" and my reasoning was "because I said so" and this was the image

I'm so sorry

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #wilbur cross #uncle wiley #black friday #im so sory #pls ignore me #this is awful

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katanaski · 8 months

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Fangs on your neck , his fingers drawing circles on your clit

#pain and pleasure 🤝#vampire Choso I'm thinking of you baby #first feeding & first time pushing that thick gorgeous cock inside a wet warm pussy #pls ignore me

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housemarcellus · 1 month

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To all those elementary school teachers who would say "don't you be smart with me" in response to me asking a question that was (apparently) offensive: I apologize for my genuine confusion and saying "I... thought you wanted me to be smart?" You know, since you're a teacher?

Now that I'm grown, I realize that was the wrong thing to do. What I should have done was kick you in the fucking shins.

#im menstruating (finally) and getting worked up over (very) old small shit again lmao #ignore me #pls ignore me #but no fr i did not fill in the unsaid '-ass/aleck' part... which i typically wasn't even being most of the time #i was just generally asking a question that was a) concerning one of those unsaid social or school rules or b) wondering why something #couldn't be done a different way #is2g these southern teachers had such fragile egos that they were threatened by an earnest 7-year-old lmao #also the undiagnosed tism... this sort of thing being a repeating occurrence should have been a fucking clue lmao

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runa-falls · 5 months

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NSFW

really random, but my favorite thing in my drafts rn is my porn masterlist 😭 i’m so particular ab what i watch and enjoy that i have to keep the links for them lol

anyway…solo male >>>

#the older/younger thing is a 25+ girl and a 45+ dude nothing WEIRD #i liked it bc of the intense chemistry between the couple #call me ‘steven grant’ bc i get off on feelings #watching guys lose themselves in pleasure is therapeutic i think #my watchlist #pls ignore me

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spookythesillyfella · 3 months

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i like them and erm yeah :3

★ [ Audio and screenshot used as base from Danny Gonzalez's video - "Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner" ]

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apurpledust · 2 months

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depression from napjuno is real 💔 guys i can’t stop thinking about them 😔😔😔

#napjuno #they actually depress me sm i need help #i talk to my close friend about them everyday #im ill #pls ignore me

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arturleclerc-archive · 5 months

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😭

#pls ignore me #i'm watching old videos #daniel ricciardo #rbjr

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dumbest-bb · 9 months

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Am i feral in an insanely unhinged way for fun or just ovulating

#my brain is fucking wild rn #pls ignore me #words

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quasarifxxy · 1 year

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rei suwa for the brain. rei suwa for the brain.

catboy rei suwa for the brain.

#buddy daddies #rei suwa #pls ignore me #love how hes casually playing video games with cat ears on.#he is a cat.#catboy rei suwa #Catboy Rei Suwa

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avengers-rule103 · 2 months

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not to be that person but when oli says "i got my hands around your throat, i love the way you choke, cause i am yours and you are mine i'll never let you go" i... i really felt that. 👀

#oli sykes #pls ignore me #i have feelings #it's fine

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ari-leah-arts · 2 years

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I’M FIGHTING BACK TEARS WORKING ON THIS SEVERITUS PIECE. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS ISSUE. FUCK BOTH SNAPE AND HARRY. HOW DARE YOU INVOKE EMOTIONS IN ME WHILE I DRAW YOU. ILLEGAL. UNCALLED FOR. NO POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR OR SYLYTHERIN. I’M TELLING ALBUS!

#pls ignore me #I have been hit with a massive bout of emotions #I am weak to soft art #I have disarmed myself #severitus #harry potter #severus snape

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