hey so - we frogged your boyfriend. The pattern wasn't working out and we'd rather use the materials for something else. Yeah, we unraveled all of him, wound him into balls and put him back in the stash. Sorry. You can help us pick out a new pattern, if you want.

hey girl just wanted to let you know that your boyfriend came on tumblr and drowned in the vanilla extract sea. yeah sorry :/

sorry about your boyfriend, yeah he’s a walrus now, yeah sorry that old dude faking paralysis fucked him up really bad, yeah, no, sorry he’s in the zoo now, yeah, no, you can’t get him back, yeah, you can feed him a fish but that’s about it, yeah, sorry.

hey uhhh sorry about your boyfriend we put him in an influencer house. Yeah no at first he was treating it like an escape room trying his best to get out and shit but now... he's a husk of the man he was. he pulls pranks? He wants to get into boxing? Says he'll never stop the grind while posting thirst traps for tweens on tiktok. It's really bad should we kill him??

sorry about your boyfriend, he got canceled after only one season. yeah no the ratings were really good, it wasn't that people didn't like him, it was just like, some arcane executive nonsense. yeah. I mean if it's any consolation, he'll be a cult classic for the next 20 years

Hey it’s about your boyfriend. Yeah he cast Summon Bear. Yeah a druid killed him for disrupting the ecosystem. Yeah. Sorry.

Round 5 because my polls have gotten lots of love...

I want to give folks the chance to vote for their faves once again (or for the first time if you missed it the first go round)! As always, if you wanna give some love to a meme I didn't put on the poll, let me know and I might do another!

hey, so— we put your boyfriend in the great link. he's fine, but... yeah, he's experiencing the perfect union of thought and form, idea and sensation. sorry. he might decide to come out again one day but the drop that returns from the ocean is never quite the same as the drop that entered it.

hey yeah sorry about your boyfriend he's been put in an arranged marriage while you were on an island in the sky. No yeah he still loves you, it was a political thing. What's her name? Oh, it's Yona. He also replaced the statue of your dead girlfriend with a statue of you riding on his back. Yeah I know, it's almost like he's declaring his love for you to the whole domain. Just go talk to him, I bet he'll give you a kiss.

yeah.. so we found out the lords in black could help us with your boyfriend and.. yeah.. they sent him right down to drowsy town. swallowed his soul, and licked it. no no, i knew to pay the price, i gave them what i cherished most, and they didn't give a shit about my phone. sorry.

Sorry about your boyfriend, he’s going through character undevelopment. Yeah, the writers are actively making him worse.

yeahhhh sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he's trying to replace himself. yeah another man's wearing his face and everything. we've been trying our best but attempts to take him alive have been unsuccessful. sorry about that.

"Sing with me, sing for a year,

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear,

Sing with me, if it's just for today,

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away...

DREAM ON! DREAM ON! I DREAM ON!"

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TUMBLR MEMES 2023

Sorry, your boyfriend got hit by a car. He's alright, but he got isekai'd into another dimension and now he's being forced to work as a gravedigger. I think he's also dabbling in necromancy, selling human flesh, burning people at the stake, and other shady shit. Yeah, he's working on getting home, but he's having to do deals with a bunch of weirdos associated with six of the Seven Cardinal Sins.

Hey uhh… it’s about your boyfriend. Yeah the University of What It Is visited. Yeah they explained them. Yeah they were actually just a lava lamp. Yeah. Sorry.