Headcanon that Vox and Val were like the Ozzie and Fizz of the Pride Ring, with everyone theorizing about them being together but nothing being confirmed for years.
(Not Val's arm being around Vox's, lol)
When the media asked Vox about it, he'd always awnser something like, "Val is my coworker, and I trust him dearly. Our relationship is nothing more than that," since he doesn't want to deal with tabloids and also some internalized 1950s homophobia of "being queer will be your downfall."
When the media asked Val, he'd always give different awnsers, but never confirming or denying. Always depends on his mood. Sometimes he'd awnser thay Vox is his business partner, sometimes he'd complain that Vox never wants to act in his pornos, sometimes he'd call Vox a bitch, sometimes he'd talk about Vox's ass, etc, etc.
When the media asked Vel, she would ALWAYS give an awnser that would make sure it would have shippers on their toes. Keeping people wondering, "are they a thing?" and analyzing everything they do in the public would keep their attention on the Vees and keep them invested in their industries for longer, so she would never give a straight awnsers, saying things like, "I have no comment," or, "hard to say," or just teasing people being like "that's between them and their room at night."
Anyways, it was confirmed when Vel posted this photo out of boredom and to have the media explode
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Facebook: shows me a dumb meme
Me: omg it's literally so VoxVal coded
God please I need Valentino in this ugly ass outfit
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Currently can't finish my comic for RadioStaticWeek Day 5 cuz I lost all of my colored pencils
But anyway, thinking about Vox being naturally hot and Alastor being naturally cold.
When they're sick, their natural temperatures become much more drastic, making Vox overheat and possibly melt his own components meanwhile Alastor is freezing cold that he's practically a frozen corpse in a freezer, continuously shivering.
When they're together, they balance each other out. Even if Alastor doesn't like admitting it outloud, having Vox around as his personal heater is very nice while Vox absolutely loves how soft and cold Alastor is.
Now that they're apart though, Vox has to make do with putting the air conditioner on high while Tino wipes a cold cloth around his overheating areas.
Vox is clingy when he's sick and he got so used to getting cuddles with Alastor that he would whine and try to hug Tino in this state even though it'll make him overheat even more.
The one time Tino indulged Vox while he was in this state, they had to call Vox's technicians in an emergency because Vox's components ended up melting from cuddling with Val.
So now Tino would threaten Vox that he WILL tie him on the bed, and not in a sexy way, if he doesn't behave because they both know he'll just end up overheating himself even further and hurt himself even more. Tino might be very cuddly and soft, but this was not the time.
Meanwhile for Alastor, he would cuddle up with all of his blankets and settle down near the lit fireplace by himself. Niffty making frequent trips to ensure the fire is still burning hot and Alastor doesn't run out of blankets and hot meals and drinks.
He truly is thankful for Niffty's understanding and care. Knowing he'll still rather be alone while he weathers through his freezing cold.
But deep down, he does miss having his personal heater around.
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When Charlie is born, the city are actually in awe with how cute she is. So much so that Valentino begs Vox to have a child except he doesn't want to deal with babies - enter a teenager called Velvette.
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Vox, knocking on the dressing room door: Are you decent?
Valentino: Never.
Vox, chuckling: Are you dressed?
Valentino: Si~
Vox: There's the answer we wanted.
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My partner requested Val in a sundress.
I obliged. Maybe a little too much...
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Deers freeze in confusion at flashlights, while moths are attracted to it.
Now imagine Vox confessing his feelings and Alastor staring blankly at him for five minutes, just to say "What the actual fuck?".
VS
Valentino being naturally attracted to Vox, not lustful for him, but actually attracted to him, like crushing and shit.
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I made a poll where people say what they think Vox's human name was and 'Richard' won so I just picture:
Valentino: Come on, I'm sure it can't be that bad, tell me
Vox: No, I know exactly how you're going to respond
Valentino: Cari帽o, por favor??? I'll call you papi-
Vox: Don't. Fine, my name was Richard
Valentino: haha your name is dick
Vox: godammit
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