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triona-tribblescore · 2 days

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Its just a bike man 🙄

(The promised biker angel update uvu I redrew this thing like 3 times and am STILL not totally happy with it, so plz forgive its chaotic look TwT)

#for context feel free to roam my tag >>#biker angel #I PROMISE IT'LL GET SOFT AGAIN SOON!!!!!!#I physically cant draw any more angst oh my god-#I need my boys happy and kissing again TT #angel dust #angel dust fanart #valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #husk #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel fanart #tribbleart #<3

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maycknoragamy · 1 day

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Getting what you deserve

part 1 part 2 part 3( you're here ) part 4 final

-the drawing belongs to me, don't repost.

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artofhazbinhotel · 2 days

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Valentino and Vox average conversation

Vox: So considering how many weird ass kinks you have I've decided to make a list of what I WON'T do and hang it on the wall

Valentino: Ooo, you know I love it when you kinkshame me

Vox: That's not what this is, this is serious

Valentino: Oh, boring

Vox: First off, please say waterboarding was just a phase

Valentino: I like choking

Vox: Then choke me like a normal person???

Valentino: Too vanilla

Vox: Secondly, no fire, sex shouldn't result in battle scars??

Valentino: I'd let you scar me

Vox: That's extremely hot but I can just bite you I don't need fire

Valentino: What if I use the fire on you instead?

Vox: Val please. Okay moving on, I know you told me to call you a slut but you model lingerie and write porn? That feels more personal

Valentino: I like degrading

Vox: I'll ask my PR team

Valentino: These are too many rules, I'd let you do anything to me

Vox: Really? Anything? There has to be something you're not into aside from the obvious

Valentino: Nope anything, you could stab me and spit in my mouth for all I care

Vox: Good to know..?

Valentino: I have a rule, use your nails

Vox: You can't make a rule! My nails cut through metal!

Valentino: Did I stutter?

Vox: You should have!

Valentino: And I want to cut hearts and Vs into your thighs

Vox: That's.. kind of romantic

Valentino: Nevermind.

Vox: Wait I-

Valentino: I want to watch you have sex with other people

Vox: I'm not a fucking hooker Val, if one of your whores would do it I wouldn't

Valentino: Is that why you won't let me snort coke off of you?

Vox: Is that wh- OF COURSE THAT'S WHY

Valentino: I would let you if you had a nose 😒

Vox: I wouldn't want to??

Valentino: Why do we even need this list? Do you think I'm going to suddenly whip out a chastity belt or something?

Vox: I don't know, you might

Valentino: Nah I'm not that into them

Vox: Lucky for me. But another thing, I don't want you asking for sex when you're high out of your mind

Valentino: But I love being high out of my mind!

Vox: Well I'm not dealing with that during sex, I don't have the best morals but I have to draw the line somewhere

Valentino: There's so many options, how am I supposed to know what drugs I'm allowed to take before fucking you?

Vox: YOU TAKE NONE???

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ihavebadtasteinmen · 3 days

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darkwolf989 · 2 days

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Valentino x Reader (He Always Keeps His Promises)

I honestly can't remember if I posted this or not so apologies if there is a double post!

I snuggled against Valentino in our bed and closed my eyes. Tiredness, exhaustion. All of those things that came with working on my feet all day. Heck, if I was being honest, I was exhausted even on my day off. The last thing I wanted to do was get up out of bed, but Valentino felt otherwise.

He sighed and ran a hand through my hair, tucking back a stray strand. When he walked into our bedroom after coming home from work, he wasn’t surprised to find me in the same position he left me in- sprawled out, remote in hand, laptop propped on a pillow, sketchbook and table on the night table.

“Princessa. Come on now, you need to get up. You need to eat. Even a little something,” he said as lightly as he could. “Come on now.”

“Sleepy!” I whined and snuggled into him. “No. Too Sleepy.”

“Princessa.”

There it was. The warning tone that made my stomach drop in both excitement and fear.

“What was the last thing you had to eat today?” He cupped my chin and forced me to look into his eyes.

I hesitated. “Uhm. I had a few chips. Pancakes- Vox made them and brought me one.”

“And what time was that?”

“I don’t know!” I whined.

“Then up you go.”

His arms wrapped around me and yanked me from my cocoon of blankets. I whined again and was rewarded with a sharp grab on the ass.

“Princessa,” he said sharply as he carried me out to the kitchen. “Behave.”

“You pulled me out of my blankets, and now you’re making me eat. I have every right to whine,” I protested.

“Quit being a brat and sit pretty for me,” he said sharply as his hand caressed my bottom before he sat me on the counter. “You need to eat, otherwise you won’t have energy for the rest of the activities I have planned for tonight.”

I hung my arms around his neck. “Val, I don’t need food, but those activities…”

“Won’t happen if you don’t eat, mi amore. I know it’s difficult for you to understand, but our bodies need energy. And we get that energy from food. And…”

“And Vox gave me the whole talk already,” I grumbled. I tried my best to mimic his words as sarcastically as I could. “Food goes in our tummies and makes us feel good!”

“See? You understand the concept already,” Valentino replied as he added pasta to the boiling water.

I heard him mutter something I couldn’t quite catch.

“Whatcha making anyway?” I asked, leaning over to see if I could sneak a peek. I reached over as if to stir the contents of one of the pots on the stove.

He swatted my hand away. “It’s a surprise, princessa. Now tell me about your day.”

As we chatted, the amazing scent of my favorite pasta sauce began to fill the air. Valentino’s speciality. I felt my belly rumble and he turned and gave me a grin.

“Are we still going to insist we’re not hungry?” He asked teasingly. He stirred the cast iron pot with a wooden spoon. He scooped up just a bit on the tip and blew on it before pressing it to my lips. “Open, princessa. What do you think?”

Flavor exploded on my tongue. Sweet, spicy, and absolute perfection.

“Amazing, as always Val,” I replied. “When will it be done?”

“Glad to see you found your appetite,” he replied. “Give me just a moment.”

I watched as he created a plate- salad, pasta, homemade sauce. From the oven came a few slices of garlic bread- made from the leftover Italian bakery bread. Four of my absolute favorite things. He leaned over and kissed my forehead as he handed me the full dish.

“Eat every bite, mi amore,” he said with a dangerous grin. “And I promise you you’ll be rewarded.”

I felt a shiver run though my entire body, a mix between a jolt of desire and anticipation. After all, Valentino never broke his promises.

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krmayertalks · 1 day

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Got that boy wrapped around his finger.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #valangel #hazbin angel dust #valentino hazbin hotel

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phalene-rouge · 5 hours

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It’s extermination day (part 2/3) ! Vox had some help from 🐛 Valentino in my caterpillar AU It’s still the start of the staticmoth in this AU where both of them are starting from the bottom of Hell. Good luck little fellas 🐛📺

#hazbin valentino #staticmoth #voxval #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vees #the vees #valentino hazbin hotel #au #vox #caterpillarau #hazbin hotel vox #my art #comic art #lineart #light angst #static caterpillar

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anonymouscheeses · 2 days

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Vaggie and Valentino are connected and no one has been talking about it (I think 😭)

Brutha. I've always known this but like these two are surface level similar yet so SO SO SOOOO different its terrifying.

Question might be, why tf am I comparing the r*pist and the beautiful, gorgeous, fantastic, inspiring, humble, generous, smeggsy, former angel?

Simply because they are both moth demon's that speak Spanish. It's a bit too specific. And rlly that's kind of all I have right now. Sure, you could say "erm actually, Vaggie isn't a moth demon 🤓" and ur probably right. But if she's not, why is it that in her redesign for the show they lean into the moth hair? It's look much MUCH more moth than in the pilot. So if Viv wanted to stray away from the moth theme, why make it look more like that? She may not he exactly a moth demon but she does have intentional moth features. Perhaps Vaggie just disguised herself like that, either way, still a connection..

I would get it if one of them were in helluva boss jst as a way to recycle and make room or whatever. But no, they are in the same show, same world, same ring of hell, same city(I think). It's a weird connection and I kind of don't want it to exist. Like at all. Because if they are connected I can't think of any other way they are except that Val could be a fallen angel. Which I CANT imagine. Unless Vaggie is like, a winner that became an exterminator, but genuinely that would be a bit complex. But what isn't in this show. Then again, Adam said he created her, or that could be a metaphor for that Vaggie was never noticed as a human and just brushed off to the side so therefore Adam "created" her (created a name and image/status of her). But that's unlikely, I don't they would be that smart lmao.

Personality wise, they both have anger issues. Pilot Vaggie and show Valentino are more alike but show Vaggie is still somewhat spicy. They also both have hot voices, sorry not sorry, like fuck Val (not literally) but his voice is BAZINGA 😍 and I'm a simp for Stephanie Beatriz. I'm a simple gal.

Design wise they have rare commonalities. They are both heavily red but thats everyone in the show it make my eyes bleed. But. A weird thing someone pointed out in a slideshow on tiktok is that show Valentino has white stripes on his hips. Me personally I'm not sure what to think about it really. Like I mean it IS a new detail that spawned AFTER the pilot and it is like... on the EXACT place. But like, it's such a weird thing to include when it's such a common pose yknow?

Also the X's on the boobs are so sensual I cannot be the only one. And ykno Val is the king of sensual (🤮)

Maybe you could be asking, "if Val and Vaggie r connected jst because they are moth demons then that jst means that anyone that are the same species are somehow tied to eachother huh? 🤓" like Angel Dust and Zestial. But what I think differs from that is the fact these two have actual big similarities apart from jst the fact they are moths. Like what I just explained, personality, design, both speak Spanish. While Angel Dust and Zestial are only just both spiders. Angel's reason for being a spider is due to the ykno, "web of crime" thing. And Zesty man? Idk he probably got bit and fucking died by a poisonous spider. I mean, health shit wasn't exactly great back in his ye olde time.

For Val and Vaggie we have NO idea why they are moths

But I did find this! From google AI.....? (I didn't even know that was a thing..) but, I think it's true. It explains the dynamic with Angel alot and I think that's an interesting detail.

Which could also apply to Vaggie because of her hyper-dependency on Charlie.

Plus this fits Vaggie so. SO much. If my theory that Vaggie just disguised herself as a moth to blend in then that would be a good connection to the entire moth motif. Love, I don't even need to explain.

It can fit Val too if you think abt the disguise part a bit. Like he disguises himself as this charming and calming figure to avoid suspicion and lure victims... fucking creepy 🤮

Also in Vaggie's past designs she was more moth.

Here is like. ONE image I could find that wasn't too blurry. Like I wouldn't say it's heavy moth but I think if you asked me what insect she was based off I would guess moth in like a few minutes. The colors being dark, the fluffy legwarmers. Yum, that's a mothy. (THIS DESIGN YHO KINDA PISSES ME OFF. WHY IS THERE THE FEMALE SIGN OK HER SHIRY I THOUGHT SHE WAS STRAIGHT IN THIS VER??? also str8 vaggie scares me don't ever bring up that thing around me. They are NOT the same. #notmyvagina)

From what I know there aren't any previous old beta designs of Valentino, so he was likely made for the show specifically.

Overall, they are both sexy Spanish speakers who are moth demons, in the same show, oddly specific connected design choices, and have some anger issues.

Oh also they both hate Angel Dust 💜

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hazbinroomservice · 1 day

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Alastor!

In your opinion, what makes a person beautiful? 😌

what their mind is capable of, i'm very aware of what a heart can do, what it can strive for. But the human brain has no limits, infinite capabilities, especially if you disregard the thinking of the heart.

I find the breaking point from innocence to evil quite beautiful, eating human flesh for the first time, hacking into a a supposed love one, finding the thrill in the kill, crossing that barrier of morality is fascinating to me.

Warmly, Alastor

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vaggieslefteye · 2 days

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HAZBIN HOTEL (2024): 1x08 - "The Show Must Go On" ↳ "We're also hearing reports that Adam: leader of the Angelic Legions, first man, and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by a filthy janitor!"

#hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin vox #valentino #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel edit #hazbin edit #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #the show must go on #i should do more stuff with vox #he has some really nice shots #my gifs #episode highlight #ep highlight: regular

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alexgrin · 18 hours

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I don't want to waste the good, but I need to show people that I'm still alive. I just busy with work... Swap AU~

#sketch #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #valentino #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel swap au #valentino fanart #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel niffty #niffty fanart

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neteyamssyulang · 2 days

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🌺- Fluff, ❤️‍🔥- Smut, 💋- One-shots, 🍷- Two-shots, ❤️‍🩹- Angst, 💄- Series, 🌹- Completed, 🥀- Ongoing, 🩸- Dark

⛧ Alastor ⛧

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

⛧ Charlie ⛧

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

⛧ Husk ⛧

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

⛧ Lucifer ⛧

⛧ Alastor & Vox ⛧

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

⛧ Lucifer & Alastor ⛧

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666news-and-horoscopes · 3 days

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#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #the onion #valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #velvette #velvette hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #three Vs #hazbin hotel three Vs #three Vs hazbin hotel #image edit #the show must go on #lesser queue of solomon

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artofhazbinhotel · 2 days

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A bunch of memes since I forgot to post today

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #staticmoth #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel the vees #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel alastor #radiostatic #hazbin hotel text post #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #velvette hazbin hotel #valentino x vox #vox x valentino #alastor x vox #vox x alastor

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notherpuppet · 3 months

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“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

#someone on twitter said Alastor in modern clothes looks like if he joined the Vees and they’re so right #this is a cursed image #its also so funny drawing this because he would really never join their team LOL #hazbin hotel #the vees #Vox #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #my doods #staticradio

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darkwolf989 · 2 days

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Please please please can I order a Val's daughter where she asks Vel for condoms, and Vel gave her them and gave her the brief how to use them talk. And was like "if you need or have any questions please don't hesitate to ask me hun". They went on and Vel accidentally mentioned it mid convo to Val and Vox a few weeks later, and Vox and Val were freaking out like "she asked for what?", "you gave them to her?" And Vels like "would you rather her not use them and get pregnant". Vox and Val are just straight panicking like "she's to young for that" and Val's like "she didn't even come to me she went to Vel I literally own the biggest porn industry in hell why wouldn't she come to me?" And yes I was in a coffee shop when I first came up with it that's why I said can I order idk that seem self explanatory or maybe not what ever have a amazing day loves ♡

Ah!! Yes, another fun one! Enjoy!!!!!!!!

Velvette stood in the mess of fabric, threads, models and chaos. Around her, the smell of fabric softener, tobacco and perfume, all blended together to make a head splitting scent. From across the studio, she watched reader slowly make her way across the studio. Her Aunt senses kicked in and she shooed her models away as reader walked towards her.

“Hey sweetheart, how are you?” she asked with her hands on her hops. “You look like you’ve had a rough go of it.”

“Auntie Vel? You know how you said I can always talk to you? Can we talk?” She asked quietly.

“Of course, of course. Come, come. To my office.” Velvette pushed through the crowd, barked an order and her employees dispersed. Once inside, reader settled on the couch and Velvette closed the door.

“Spit it out sweetheart, you look miserable. What’s wrong?” She asked.

“Aunt Vel, do you know what a condom is? And can I have one?” Reader’s cheeks turned pink with embarrassment.

Velvette didn’t blink at the request. “Sure. Go into my room, bedside drawer. I have a whole bunch you can choose from. Flavored ones, too.”

Velvette didn’t think her niece's face could get any redder.

“Flavored ones? What would I need those for?” She asked in confusion. “Don’t they just…go on my…”

The headache multiplied. Surly, she couldn’t have made it this far being Valentino’s daughter without knowing the basics of safe sex? Or not- after all, Valentino could be accused of being teeny bit overprotective of his baby princessa.

“No, no. Sweetheart, has your Daddy taught you how to use a condom? Or even what they’re for?” Velvette asked as he bit back her frustration.

Reader flushed a deeper shade of crimson and shook her head as she gazed down. “No, but there is a guy at my school and I really like him and I just…”

Velvette held up her hand and made a mental note to yell at Valentino later. “You don’t need to tell me why you need them. I just want to make sure you know how to use them properly.” She stood up and cross the room at record speed. “You wait here. Don’t move.”

One banana, a bright pink practice dildo and a detailed explanation later, Velvette watched her niece skip off with confidence and reassurance. While she was demonstrating, reader spilled all the details about her upcoming date that night. She wasn’t sure if they would sleep together, she admitted, but she wanted to be prepared just in case. Velvette was proud of her for making that decision, and reassured her that if she needed more or had questions she could always come to her- no questions asked.

On the flip side, she was livid. Her father was Valentino- the overlord of sex, drugs and depravity; and the resident demon of the night. How could he have possibly kept his daughter so in the dark that she had to learn about this shit from her friends at school? She bit back her frustration as she dove back into work. She needed to have a conversation with them at some point. And her mother too, at that.

Unfortunately for Velvette, with the ever growing schedule at her fingertips that opportunity to slip into conversation consistently vanished. On the other hand, her sweet niece made it a point to drop by her Auntie Vevelttes whenever she needed a refill- or simply to fill her in on her dating life. Which only reassured Velvttee she had made the correct decision.

Her chance came a month or so later, as the three of them sat around the dinner table at one of their favorite restaurants.

“So, baby girl is out on another date?” Vox asked. “She gets more and more like her father every day.”

Valentino snorted. “As if my niñita would be anything like me. My sweet bebita doesn’t even know what sex is. She’s kissing and giggling and holding hands at the movies. It’s cute, honestly.” He took a sip of his wine.

Velvette choked on her drink. “Valentino, are you for real?”

Both boys turned to look at her.

“What do you mean, Vel?” Valentino asked sharply.

She snorted, “Val, she asked me for condoms weeks ago. I gave her a lesson, a handful, and sent her on her way.”

Valentino dropped his glass, red liquid and shards scattered all over the floor. He pushed away the demon waiter who rushed over.

. “She asked you for what now?” He squeaked. “You did what?”

Vox looked at her in a mix of horror and disgust. “You gave them to her!?”

“Why would you do that without consulting me first?” Valentino snarled as he stood up and slammed his hands on the table. “She’s too young for that shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“Yeah, Vel. She’s just a baby, how could you?” Vox demanded. “You’re corrupting her!”

Velvette rolled her eyes. “Me?! She’s sixteen! She learned about them at school, thanks to your fucking delusions and refusal to acknowlege she’s growing up!” She leaned back and ignored the look of fury on their faces. “Tell me, would you rather she be safe, or not use them and end up pregnant?”

That seemed to resonate with both the boys. Slowly, Valentino lowered himself back down and Vox took a deep drink from his glass.

“I need to have the talk with her, don’t I?” Valentino asked quietly as he put his head in his hands. An insulted look flitted across his face and he sat up straight, “god damn it, I own the biggest porn industry in hell! Why would she go to you and not me?”

“Because the words ‘Porn’ and ‘Daddy’ only go together when you’re not related,” Velvette replied sarcastically, “As for the talk, I’d prefer it if you didn’t, I got it covered, Val- and she’s not only been coming to me for condoms, she’s been telling me about all the dates she’s been going on. Now tell me, do you really think if you go to her now she’s going to keep telling me shit? I think the fuck not.” Velvette stood up and wagged her finger at them both. “So no, Valentino. And you too, Vox. Stay out of it unless she comes to you first. Understood?” She took another drink of her wine and sat back down. “Don’t fuck this up. I’m a goddamn good Aunt.”

“That I don’t disagree with,” Valentino sighed as the waiter pressed a fresh glass into his hand. “But promise me you’ll keep her safe?”

“Is that not what I’m doing now? Don’t fucking push it, Valentino. I’m still pissed you waited this long,” Velvette shot back as she glanced down at her menu. “Now shut up, hurry up, and order. I want to beat Reader home in case she needs a little Auntie time.”

There were not many beings in this universe that could shut up Vox and Valentino, but Velvette was definitely one of them.

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