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hazbinhazmeinachokehold · 3 days

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hazbinroomservice · 1 day

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For Velvette

Do you like women…? 👀

sweetheart, the answer should be obvious, have i not made it clear enough?

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darkwolf989 · 2 days

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Please please please can I order a Val's daughter where she asks Vel for condoms, and Vel gave her them and gave her the brief how to use them talk. And was like "if you need or have any questions please don't hesitate to ask me hun". They went on and Vel accidentally mentioned it mid convo to Val and Vox a few weeks later, and Vox and Val were freaking out like "she asked for what?", "you gave them to her?" And Vels like "would you rather her not use them and get pregnant". Vox and Val are just straight panicking like "she's to young for that" and Val's like "she didn't even come to me she went to Vel I literally own the biggest porn industry in hell why wouldn't she come to me?" And yes I was in a coffee shop when I first came up with it that's why I said can I order idk that seem self explanatory or maybe not what ever have a amazing day loves ♡

Ah!! Yes, another fun one! Enjoy!!!!!!!!

Velvette stood in the mess of fabric, threads, models and chaos. Around her, the smell of fabric softener, tobacco and perfume, all blended together to make a head splitting scent. From across the studio, she watched reader slowly make her way across the studio. Her Aunt senses kicked in and she shooed her models away as reader walked towards her.

“Hey sweetheart, how are you?” she asked with her hands on her hops. “You look like you’ve had a rough go of it.”

“Auntie Vel? You know how you said I can always talk to you? Can we talk?” She asked quietly.

“Of course, of course. Come, come. To my office.” Velvette pushed through the crowd, barked an order and her employees dispersed. Once inside, reader settled on the couch and Velvette closed the door.

“Spit it out sweetheart, you look miserable. What’s wrong?” She asked.

“Aunt Vel, do you know what a condom is? And can I have one?” Reader’s cheeks turned pink with embarrassment.

Velvette didn’t blink at the request. “Sure. Go into my room, bedside drawer. I have a whole bunch you can choose from. Flavored ones, too.”

Velvette didn’t think her niece's face could get any redder.

“Flavored ones? What would I need those for?” She asked in confusion. “Don’t they just…go on my…”

The headache multiplied. Surly, she couldn’t have made it this far being Valentino’s daughter without knowing the basics of safe sex? Or not- after all, Valentino could be accused of being teeny bit overprotective of his baby princessa.

“No, no. Sweetheart, has your Daddy taught you how to use a condom? Or even what they’re for?” Velvette asked as he bit back her frustration.

Reader flushed a deeper shade of crimson and shook her head as she gazed down. “No, but there is a guy at my school and I really like him and I just…”

Velvette held up her hand and made a mental note to yell at Valentino later. “You don’t need to tell me why you need them. I just want to make sure you know how to use them properly.” She stood up and cross the room at record speed. “You wait here. Don’t move.”

One banana, a bright pink practice dildo and a detailed explanation later, Velvette watched her niece skip off with confidence and reassurance. While she was demonstrating, reader spilled all the details about her upcoming date that night. She wasn’t sure if they would sleep together, she admitted, but she wanted to be prepared just in case. Velvette was proud of her for making that decision, and reassured her that if she needed more or had questions she could always come to her- no questions asked.

On the flip side, she was livid. Her father was Valentino- the overlord of sex, drugs and depravity; and the resident demon of the night. How could he have possibly kept his daughter so in the dark that she had to learn about this shit from her friends at school? She bit back her frustration as she dove back into work. She needed to have a conversation with them at some point. And her mother too, at that.

Unfortunately for Velvette, with the ever growing schedule at her fingertips that opportunity to slip into conversation consistently vanished. On the other hand, her sweet niece made it a point to drop by her Auntie Vevelttes whenever she needed a refill- or simply to fill her in on her dating life. Which only reassured Velvttee she had made the correct decision.

Her chance came a month or so later, as the three of them sat around the dinner table at one of their favorite restaurants.

“So, baby girl is out on another date?” Vox asked. “She gets more and more like her father every day.”

Valentino snorted. “As if my niñita would be anything like me. My sweet bebita doesn’t even know what sex is. She’s kissing and giggling and holding hands at the movies. It’s cute, honestly.” He took a sip of his wine.

Velvette choked on her drink. “Valentino, are you for real?”

Both boys turned to look at her.

“What do you mean, Vel?” Valentino asked sharply.

She snorted, “Val, she asked me for condoms weeks ago. I gave her a lesson, a handful, and sent her on her way.”

Valentino dropped his glass, red liquid and shards scattered all over the floor. He pushed away the demon waiter who rushed over.

. “She asked you for what now?” He squeaked. “You did what?”

Vox looked at her in a mix of horror and disgust. “You gave them to her!?”

“Why would you do that without consulting me first?” Valentino snarled as he stood up and slammed his hands on the table. “She’s too young for that shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“Yeah, Vel. She’s just a baby, how could you?” Vox demanded. “You’re corrupting her!”

Velvette rolled her eyes. “Me?! She’s sixteen! She learned about them at school, thanks to your fucking delusions and refusal to acknowlege she’s growing up!” She leaned back and ignored the look of fury on their faces. “Tell me, would you rather she be safe, or not use them and end up pregnant?”

That seemed to resonate with both the boys. Slowly, Valentino lowered himself back down and Vox took a deep drink from his glass.

“I need to have the talk with her, don’t I?” Valentino asked quietly as he put his head in his hands. An insulted look flitted across his face and he sat up straight, “god damn it, I own the biggest porn industry in hell! Why would she go to you and not me?”

“Because the words ‘Porn’ and ‘Daddy’ only go together when you’re not related,” Velvette replied sarcastically, “As for the talk, I’d prefer it if you didn’t, I got it covered, Val- and she’s not only been coming to me for condoms, she’s been telling me about all the dates she’s been going on. Now tell me, do you really think if you go to her now she’s going to keep telling me shit? I think the fuck not.” Velvette stood up and wagged her finger at them both. “So no, Valentino. And you too, Vox. Stay out of it unless she comes to you first. Understood?” She took another drink of her wine and sat back down. “Don’t fuck this up. I’m a goddamn good Aunt.”

“That I don’t disagree with,” Valentino sighed as the waiter pressed a fresh glass into his hand. “But promise me you’ll keep her safe?”

“Is that not what I’m doing now? Don’t fucking push it, Valentino. I’m still pissed you waited this long,” Velvette shot back as she glanced down at her menu. “Now shut up, hurry up, and order. I want to beat Reader home in case she needs a little Auntie time.”

There were not many beings in this universe that could shut up Vox and Valentino, but Velvette was definitely one of them.

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junmainomiho · 15 hours

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わんどろなど

#illustration #イラスト #hazbin hotel #絵 #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #hazbin fanart #chaggie #hazbin lucifer #hellvaboss #fizzarolli #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin angel dust #human alastor #hazbin velvette #hazbin sir pentious

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eslypyiris · 18 hours

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Get a present from your favorite Hazbin Hotel Character 🌸

Let's pretend that today it's your birthday. What did your favorite character gave you? Please comment.

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Angel Dust:

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Alastor:

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Husk:

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Nifty:

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Lucifer: (He created it himself // At first he wanted to give you a rubber duck, but was convinced not to)

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Sir Pentious:

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Cherri Bomb:

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Emily:

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Lute: (-instert One Punch Man opening-)

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Sera:

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Adam:

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Any of the Vees:

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Zestial:

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Carmilla:

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Rosie: (She made it herself)

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Lilith:

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Mimzy:

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Missi Zilla: (-instert One Punch Man opening-)

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(If I haven't named your favorite character, please let me know 🌸)

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yutorihanzoki · 18 hours

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Today I created a new artwork featuring a new couple that I enjoyed making, Gaston alongside Velvette, so I hope you like it.

"About their relationship, Gaston and Velvette initially disliked each other, but over time, they developed a relationship.

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hikari-cchi · 9 hours

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Vel and her business partners who are clearly not dating

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #voxval #staticmoth #my art #the vees

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anonymouscheeses · 11 hours

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My character tier list or somthn

Tw: opinion‼️‼️‼️

I'll probably promote Adam to I don't love u but I don't hate u either. But iuno I love him but I hate him at the same time... 😭

Charlie is everything to me I love her sm. I kin her so bad it's painful please help AAA

Vaggie is my wife like, idk I jst love her sm

Keekee is so sassy and I love cats sooo... unlike fat nuggets and razzle and dazzle she actually has a personality IM SORRY. Velvette is cunty. That's it. I love mean cunty characters. Only if they slay though, if they jst mean I start hating. Carmilla is cunty too that's all. Emily is so adorable and I just want more screen time of her so bad. Lillith is a baddie that's it. I just know if I had more screen time of her she'd be like top 5

Everyone in yellow I just need more time and writing for them to like them. Except sir P he's just cute and that's pretty much the only reason I like him.

Everyone else I don't care about. Angel Dust is jst kinda annoying to me. But I like the idea of him. That's all.

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angelplayzamogus · 1 day

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If Vox has camera everywhere, possible for Velvette to have watched Carmilla kill the angel.

Thus knowing where the head was.

Anyways. Sorry for theorising.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #velvette headcanons #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin theory

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helluva-hazbins-most-fuckable · 2 days

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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET

#hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #velvette #hb+hh fuckability polls

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alice-after-dark · 2 days

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Stayed Friends AU Random Facts - Valentino Edition

Just some random thoughts I had about Valentino in the Stayed Friends au if anyone cares. For the most part, this is a more lighthearted au, so expect that things will be different. Not to say there won't be seriousness and drama, but generally this is just for fun.

TW for Angel having serious self-loathing and canon-typical triggers.

-Valentino is not nearly as much of a toxic dick in this au. Why is he not nearly as much of a toxic dick in this au? Because it's my au and I do what I want.

-He is still the same flamboyant asshole diva, of course, but the actual abuse factor is way down. He does still throw tantrums when he's especially upset, but he's far more likely to break things than hurt others...at least not his employees. Miscellaneous Sinners on the street are fair game.

-Valentino and Angel actually have a good relationship. Valentino unapologetically plays favorites.

-Alastor and Valentino are not...friends. They're more like two beings who tolerate the other's existence for the sake of a mutual friend. Valentino thinks Alastor is a pompous stuffy prude and Alastor thinks of Valentino as a dumb sex-obsessed degenerate. Every encounter with them in the same vicinity comes with the Exasperated Vox TM disclaimer of "Al, don't be an ass. Val, don't antagonize him."

-Vox and Valentino are friends-with-benefits.

-Valentino has been aware of Vox's crush on Alastor from the very first time he ever heard him talk about the deer demon and never misses an opportunity to tease him about it.

-He offered Husk a blow job as a thank you for protecting Angel from the loan sharks. Vox and Velvette have a sit down with him about how sexual favors are not appropriate corporate thank you gifts.

-He does...vaguely better when Angel asks for the day off to comfort Charlie after the reveal of Vaggie being an angel. He uses his smoke to instantly send a feel-better gift basket to Charlie with ice cream, chocolate, and...Angel hides the break-up-revenge themed porn videos before she sees those. At least he got it two-thirds right...

-Velvette, Mimzy, Rosie, Niffty, Angel, and Valentino definitely have Girl's Nights once a month, typically at the V Tower or Rosie's house. Post battle with Adam and the Exorcists, they get Charlie and Vaggie to join in (Stayed Friends!Valentino and Vaggie bonding over wing care, just saying).

-Valentino is the first person to find out Angel is crushing on Husk. Val puts Travis in charge, tells him to call in a replacement, and skips an entire shoot while Angel has a breakdown in his office about not being good enough to deserve love.

#stayed friends au #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel au #alice rambles #hazbin angel dust #radiostatic #staticmoth #the vees #hazbin vees

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indecisivecosplayer · 2 days

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If the Vees are the villains of next season, which of them is going to die?

I was thinking back to a line in Stayed Gone and I think I have an answer.

Alastor says "He'd be powerless without the other Vees".

So what if we see that? What if both Valentino and Velvette die, leaving Vox on his own and he just... gives up. Like without the other Vees, it maybe isn't worth it anymore. Especially when we take into account the general theme of the show: that those who fight to protect others will always be the most powerful.

If Vox loses the Vees, what does he have to fight for anymore?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vees #hazbin hotel season 2 #hazbin vox #valentino #hazbin velvette #hazbin alastor #stayed gone #headcanon #theory #fandom #helluva boss

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hazbinroomservice · 1 day

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Alastor!

In your opinion, what makes a person beautiful? 😌

what their mind is capable of, i'm very aware of what a heart can do, what it can strive for. But the human brain has no limits, infinite capabilities, especially if you disregard the thinking of the heart.

I find the breaking point from innocence to evil quite beautiful, eating human flesh for the first time, hacking into a a supposed love one, finding the thrill in the kill, crossing that barrier of morality is fascinating to me.

Warmly, Alastor

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darkwolf989 · 2 days

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Outside The Office Master Links

This is the Master List of OTO Chapters!

Outside The Office Part One

Outside The Office Part Two

Outside The Office Part Three

Outside The Office Part Four

Outside The Office Part Five

Outside The Office Part Six

Outside The Office Part Seven

Outside The Office Part Eight

Outside The Office Part Nine

Outside The Office Part Ten

Outside The Office Part Eleven

Outside The Office Part Twelve

Outside The Office Part Thirteen

Outside The Office Part Fourteen

Outside The Office Part Fifteen

Outside The Office Part Sixteen

Outside The Office Part Seventeen

Outside The Office Part Eighteen

Outside The Office Part Nineteen

Outside The Office Part Twenty

Outside The Office Part Twenty One

Outside The Office Part Twenty Two

Outside The Office Part Twenty Three

Outside The Office Part Twenty Four

Outside The Office Part Twenty Five

Outside The Office Part Twenty Six

Outside The Office Part Twenty Seven

Outside The Office Part Twenty Eight

Outside The Office Part Twenty Nine

Outside The Office Part Thirty

Outside The Office Part Thirty One

Outside The Office Part Thirty Two

Outside The Office Part Thirty Three

Outside The Office Part Thirty Four

Outside The Office Part Thirty Five

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mr-malumm · 3 months

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Caught spying on his hate boyfriend

#hes so dumb #theres a word for that yknow #kismesis #in the most aroace way possible obv #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #the vees #vox #valentino #velvette #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #alastor #hazbin alastor #radiostatic #technically lol #my art

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polmin · 1 month

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The Vees dressed up to match each other's eras ✨

#hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #hazbin vox #hazbin velvette #the vees #staticmoth #voxval #my art

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