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strawb3rrystar · 3 days

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the same HH and HB boys with a s/o that murdered a person who was after them, brutally? Like, the boys can barely distinguish the person's face from how much rage their s/o took at 'em, blood n shit everywhere. Love me, a crazy person who would kill someone 4 me 🤑🤑‼️ for example, sumn like the situation that Stolas has Stella, she's always after him. And their hysteric lil s/o drags them to the corpse and is just there grinning proudly and shit like they didn't rescind a mf's body. I feel like Blitz would be so moved "omg🥹🥺" give his s/o headpats and shit but idk again, you're best at writin' about him, love youuu! -🐆

My insides are red, and yours are too.

Pairing: Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, Blitzø, Stolas x GN! Reader

Warnings: Violence, talks of murder

Word count: 425

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Angel Dust will be more or less freaked out. Like, he's seen dead sinners before, but he didn't think you were capable of murder. Basically, you killed someone at one of the clubs you frequent who made him uncomfortable. Even though he gets freaked out at first, he finds it very sweet that you killed someone to protect him, and not just for fun.

Husk is surprised at first when you show him the body. Like Angel, he didn't think you were capable of murder. Though he warms up to the idea eventually, it's Hell, you're going to need to defend yourself. I'm not sure who you would have killed for him. Maybe someone he lost to in the past?

Sir Pentious is completely shocked that you murdered someone for him. He knew you were capable of fighting since you've fought alongside him before, but he's never seen you so excited about it. He must admit, he finds your enthusiasm to be quite charming. Wants to hear you rant about every detail of the body and how you planned it of course.

Alastor isn't surprised in the slightest. In fact, he loves the fact you killed someone for him. It proves your loyalty. You probably murdered one of his enemies/someone who hates him. Which is a lot to choose from. He finds your joy of killing to be quite similar to his, and he finds it endearing.

Lucifer is now terrified of you. He knows he's stronger than you in every way being the King of Hell, but he can still get scared. He's mostly scared of the look on your face after it happened. Seeing that face in thousands of sinners, he never thought that you would get that look too. And, you know, it scares him because he kinda feels like he's losing you a little bit.

Blitzø is also ecstatic about you murdering someone. He's never seen you do something so badass and he loved the little show you put on for him. Is very supportive, hyping you up and everything. Either thinks you're his best employee or wants to marry you. And there is an in between. It's both!

Stolas will be quite alarmed that you killed someone for him. He's ever grateful however, considering that he's constantly trying to be assassinated. If you killed Stella, first of, what the fuck?? Secondly, he didn't think anyone would actually kill her. Probably helps you make it look like an accident or blame it on someone else so you don't get in trouble.

Star's notes -> The other day my friend and I played 'Phobics' on roblox. Turns out I have a fear of mannequins and being chased lol. We also played Doors and got jumpscared so bad (I hate loud noises)

(Thank you, 🐆 anon, for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

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angelshizuka · 23 hours

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"--get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if you get in trouble, I get in trouble! We don't want that!"

HELLUVA BOSS 1.06 - Truth Seekers

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ihavebadtasteinmen · 2 days

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #helluva boss #helluva boss incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss memes #helluva boss stolas #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust

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porpcola · 1 day

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midnight snack

alt on twitter

#helluva boss #fizzarolli #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss fanart #blitzfizz #fizzarolli x blitzo #blitzø #helluva boss blitz

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kittlekatsart · 3 days

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Been doing more traditional art

#art #helluva stolas #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitz #helluva blitzo #helluva fanart #helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarolli #stolas #stolitz #blitzo #blitzø #blitz #blitzfizz

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lucia-bildadtheshuhite · 3 days

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So, I had a thought.

what if. WHAT IF these scene

Is the same scene as this

AND It happens in the Masterminds' episode??

What if the agents kidnap IMP and they make them live their worst fears and nightmares as a torture?

And this is all happening in Blitz's mind(we can see his shadow)

so he first sees Verosika, Fizz, Buckzo AND THEN he imagines that scene w Stolas

They are alredy ok, because they fixed things in the Apology Tour (hipotetically)

But deeper inside he's still afraid that Stolas will leave him at any moment so maybe (w the gas of the Truth Seekers episode?) he imagines Stolas actually leaving.

Also, in the first image he has an broken heart in his forehead instead of his mark.And where can we see this? In the Moxie's bad trip alucinaton.

Maybe these two scenes are more related than we think...or maybe they're not even in the same episode!

As Neil Gaiman would say, we'll have to wait and see.

(sorry for the grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language)

#helluva boss blitz #stolas helluva boss #helluva boss #helluvaboss #blitzø #stolas x blitz #blitzo #stolas #stoliz #thoughts #theory

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dragonhalffreelance · 3 days

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Stolitz cuddles! I love how wholesome the entire fandom is with these two! They deserve a happy ending!

#dhf #dragonhalffreelance #digitalart #procreate art #fan art #dragonhalfart #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss #helluvaverse #blitzø #stolas #stolas x blitz #blitz #blitzy #cute #cuddles #art

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stagbel · 1 day

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I love him sm

#helluva boss #blitzø #helluva blitzo #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss memes

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ataraxianne · 2 days

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Not even a second after watching this scene for the first time in the trailer my mind created a whole scenario

In which they were on opposite sides of the same job

Like he had to kill someone while Millie had to protect them or maybe kill them too but for someone else

But then Blitzø did it and she lost her job and he was probably feeling a bit bad because what do you mean this kickass woman who is objectively good at killing and fighting is now crying because of this

So he like offers her a beer?? They have a talk and she explains that she has just moved to Imp City from Wrath and being a killer was the only job she found relatably fast

And then she ends up talking about her family and all her younger siblings and how she doesn't want to make them and their parents worry but now she's unemployed etc etc

And Blitzø has an idea

"If you're out of a job now and good with kids how about doing the babysitter? Cause I need one for next week"

And that's the babysitter he was talking about in Exes and Oohs when he first met Moxxie in prison

#helluva boss #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss millie #helluva boss moxxie #vivienne medrano #vivziepop #helluva boss loona

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mintaikcorpse · 6 hours

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Hehehe, they're holding hands

Also, here's the burning building in the back so you can see how far they were holding hands

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manicaali · 9 hours

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#helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #blitzø #blitzo

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blitzwhore · 1 day

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You Love Him (Not)

Stolitz | 800 words | G | Blitzø character study, Blitzø loves Stolas, Blitzø is bad at feelings (and traumatized), 2nd person POV

On AO3

A peek into what goes on in Blitzø's mind when he looks at his selfie in bed with Stolas.

Curled up on the sofa, home alone on a Friday night, you scroll mindlessly through your phone gallery, as you so often do.

And it hurts, it aches, but you just can't seem to stop. Seeing yourself next to all these people, your smiling face not crossed out for once, is an addictive sort of pain, one that has you hooked. The light from your phone screen blinds you in the darkness of your flat, sucking you in, urging you to scroll faster. Fizz, Verosika, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Barbie. We were happy, you think as you scroll. For a little while, I made them all happy.

But when you see your picture with Stolas, you pause.

Because, in this picture, you don't just look happy. You look content.

It's as though your own eyes are staring back at you through the camera, except the person in the picture doesn't feel like he's you. Not with that gaze that looks so perfectly at ease. Not when his face looks so soft as he holds Stolas close. The person in the picture is peaceful and untroubled, without a single care in the world. And you… well. You're a wreck, that's what you are.

You just can't look away, mesmerized and terrified in equal parts by how carefree you look next to Stolas. And what's scariest is that, if anyone were to see this picture, this moment that you secretly froze in time and have held close to your heart ever since, they'd see… they'd know that you…

Blinking, you stop that thought before it can fully form. No.

You don't.

You lock your phone—close your eyes, fighting the wave of distress that overtakes you.

You don't love Stolas.

You don't love Stolas because it isn't worth it. You've already been there and done that so many times before—the hope, the vulnerability. The inevitable heartbreak. The insults, the disdain. You don't need to love anyone else—the world has already assured you over and over again that you are unlovable. A selfish partner, a freak, a piece of shit.

You don't love Stolas because love is a fancy, overused word, anyway. It doesn't mean anything. Not when people so often say it, and then leave anyway. Leave before you can understand why they don't want you around anymore—leave before you're ready to lose them, or go on without them.

You don't love Stolas because your love consumes everything in its wake. The second you get too close, the second you allow others in, they get burned. A single touch of your fingertips can trigger a wildfire, and you're helpless to stop it. You've made peace with it; learned to capitalize off of it, even. But Stolas is too precious to lose, and so he's too precious to be loved by you.

You don't love Stolas because that's the only way you can be sure you will never lose him. Because how can you lose someone you've never truly had in the first place?

You press your fisted hands to your eyes, fighting back tears. You don't love Stolas. You don't love Stolas because you're too damaged to be loved back. Because every time Stolas looks your way, you can't return the look, your gaze darting to the ground, begging it to swallow you and spare the world from your sad, sorry presence. You don't love Stolas because, when you're with him, you just feel inadequate—broken— wrong . A shell that pretends to be empty, but that is full of all this pain it can't contain, a spiralling hurricane of grief and loneliness and self-loathing that's constantly threatening to burst, to spill, to hurt, to burn.

You don't love Stolas because you can't. Not again. The mere notion makes you cower. To open your heart up to someone like that again, knowing the pain that will inevitably follow—it's more than you can bear. It's easier to live just on the edge of something real, to be a shadow, a play of light. It's easier when every single crack in your shell can be brushed off with a joke. It's easier to be the person who doesn't care, who's always right, always loud and obnoxious, always one step ahead, always in control.

No, you don't love Stolas. You don't, because the Blitzo who was strong enough to love died a long time ago, and you, Blitzø, can't go through that again.

You're not strong enough to face what loving Stolas might do to you.

You can't love him.

You can't love him. You can't.

And yet.

And yet, despite it all…

You unlock your phone once more, and there it is again. Staring back at you, bright as day, the evidence too clear to deny.

You...

Oh, Satan.

You love him.

#helluva boss #Blitzwhore writes #stolitz #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #helluva blitzo #stolitz fanfic

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angelshizuka · 2 days

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I only just now noticed Stolas had condoms around his ankle when getting out of the van. Guess Blitz's always prepared, lol.

Also, this extremely short moment of eye contact between them before Blitz quickly looks away.

God, I love watching frame by frame so much!

#helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitzø #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss blitz #stolas goetia #stolas #blitzø #blitzo #blitz #stolitz #hellaverse #personal

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monway-kap · 1 day

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Sketch with stolas and blitzo hand

like this scene

#stolas helluva boss #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss #HB #helluva boss stolas goetia #stolas x blitz #stolitz #my art #helluva boss fanart #helluva boss blitz

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randommmthoughts · 2 days

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I don’t know. Stolas obviously does not have a good relationship with his family and would therefore like to take over Blitzø’ name.

But Blitzø also has bad memories from his past, linked with his last name. His mother died, his sister hates him and his dad kept him away from his best friend (if I interpret that good). So he would also rather get rid of that name.

So I vote Goeckzo (that sounds like the Dutch ‘Goedzo’, well done). Or Butia.

#No those mashed last names are horrible #stolas goetia #Blitzø #blitzo buckzo #blitz #blitzo #stolitz #Stolas #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss stolas

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hazbin-a-blood-bag · 1 day

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My humour at 2 am be like...

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