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itswhatyougive · 10 months
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Hotwire boyfriend and Getaway Driver boyfriend, breathe if you agree
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flowercrowngods · 7 months
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STEDDIE
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STEDDIE!!!
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targetf0rce · 9 months
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Most accurate dynamic for steddie based on this tweet
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robbie-verse · 2 years
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steddie hc BUT
imagine steve gets vecna'd and they can't find music tapes to help their lifes so eddie says FCK IT gets all in steve face and starts singing to him what he knows is his fav song (plotwist it's something super embarrassing like madonna's like a virgin)
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eddie4bat-president · 2 months
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Eddie using Steve's sweaty sweaty post-work-out body like a salt lick rock send post
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xoxoladyaz · 4 months
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Emperor's New Groove AU where Eddie is Kuzco and Steve is Kronk
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byler-alarmist · 11 months
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Everybody pour one out for Eddie, who had to sit behind his crush talking about having six little nuggets with his ex
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little-bumblebeeee · 9 months
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*Eddie showing Steve anything ever*
"Nononono, wait, this is the best part! Shhh- no SHUT UP- this is the best part- waitwaitwait just wait for it....YOU MISSED IT JESUS CHRIST"
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wynnyfryd · 10 months
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consider: eddie scream-singing the peaches song but replacing the lyrics with steve’s name
just going “steven, steven, stevenstevensteven, steven, steven, stevenstevensteven, I lo-OVE yew-ew-ewwwwww, STEEEEEEVE!!!!
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steddie x having no understanding of boundaries when it comes to dustin not being their actual child
steve: henderson, eddie and i are gonna need you to sign a few documents before we get married next month
dustin: okay. what for ?
eddie: listen kid, there’s no easy way to say this-
steve: it would only happen in the worst possible case scenario-
eddie: and we’ll do everything in our power to prevent it-
dustin: jesus christ ! you’re scaring me. spit it out already !
steve: essentially, your father and i need you to sign off on us having shared custody over you—on the slight, slight, practically nonexistent chance that we ever get divorced.
eddie: precisely.
dustin: um. you guys do know i have a mom, right ?
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itswhatyougive · 9 months
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Happy Hip Bump a Homo to all who observe
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flowercrowngods · 1 year
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Steve: babe, what are you doing?
Eddie, taping a machete to a Roomba: nothing.
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i had to
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robbie-verse · 2 years
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there are so many fruity reasons for eddie to throw his vest to steve
1) interrupt nancy and steve low key flirting
2) seeing steve in his clothes
3) not gay panicking bc hes around shirtless steve
4) SEEING STEVE IN HIS CLOTHES
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eddie4bat-president · 3 months
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Choose your fighter
Eddie Steve
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It hurts but I know in my heart that Steve listens to them (he 100% puts Whole Lotta Lovin' on a mixtape for Eddie 💀)
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I am now officially in a triad with a Steddie so love wins btw.
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