The older teens are hanging out at Steve's place.
Robin: Fuck, Marry, Kill the people in this room. Steve, you're up first.
Steve: Fuck Eddie, marry Eddie, and kill Eddie.
Argyle: *frowns* He can't do that, can he?
Eddie: Wait, is it all in that order?
Steve: Depends on how well you treat me. You going to treat me real good, baby?
Eddie: Reeeaal nice.
Steve: Good, so we fuck first, then we get married where we fuck a lot, and then when we're old and you're in a lot of pain, I'll lovingly smother you with a pillow.
Eddie: Aww.
Robin: Steve, this isn't supposed to be a serious, long-term plan kind of game!
Steve: Don't worry about her, ain't nothing going to stop me from marrying you.
Argyle: You guys make a cute couple, dudes.
Eddie: A couple? We're not dating. We're both straight.
Jonathan: *narrows eyes* Weren't you guys just making out?
Eddie: We do that all the time when we're high.
Steve: It's just some innocent kissing between friends. More popcorn?
Steve went into the kitchen, and Eddie followed him to get more drinks.
Robin: *her eyes wide* They're fucking with us right?
Vickie: Wouldn't he have told you?
Robin: *shrieks* You would think!
Nancy: They can't be that clueless, right?
That's when they heard it. Loud, obnoxious laughter coming from the kitchen.
Eddie: HAH! Straight!
Steve: I can't believe that we managed to keep a STRAIGHT face.
Robin: *closes her eyes* I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.
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As much as I talk about Steve and Eddie, Argyle really is my favorite character and I'm pissed he's not gonna be in s5.
This man deserves everything.
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Jonathan: Do you remember the first day we met? It was the first day of senior year. I knew nobody. I had no friends. I felt so alone, and so scared. But I saw you on the pizza van, and you were alone too, just smoking by yourself. And I just walked up to you and I asked.....I asked if you wanted to smoke some weed. You said "yes".......you said yes. It was the best weed I ever smoked.
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I get people are upset that Eduardo didn't get a call to say he wasn't coming back to season 5 but, guys remember these actors are under heavy NDAs. Even if Argyle is coming back, in any capacity, Eduardo would not be able to reveal that. Maybe they filmed the pre-time-skip stuff already, as some people have theorised, and Argyle doesn't come back after that for whatever reason. Maybe Argyle is in the full season but they're not filming his scenes until later so he hasn't been called in yet. In either circumstance, he wouldn't be able to confirm that since it would be a spoiler, however minor.
The same goes for Kali. If she's coming back, they're not going to spoil that by showing pictures of Linnea Berthelsen on set. Don't leap to the worst conclusions just because actors who can't say anything are giving the only answers they can.
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post-st4 Steve and Argyle unexpectedly bonding over the pros and cons having the type of inattentive parents that let you do things like throw house parties, and smoke weed all the time, and disappear into an underground Russian base for 24 hours, and drive across the country in a stolen van with a superpowered fugitive
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People play it off as a joke, but Steve and Robin don't really talk about how they were drugged without their consent until they let it slip to the group. They hadn't gotten high since. When Argyle hears it, he immediately offers to let them talk about it, and when they do, he's more serious than ever. He helps them through it, and when they do decide to get high, it's with Argyle. I don't know, I like the idea that Argyle helps them with that.
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