do u think they explored each others bodies

You should totally draw Lawlight in like slutty 2000s emo shit but the stuff that girls wear that would be fucking hilarious

it’s very serious to me actually

Drunk.

Based on this tiktok

i think a lot of people don’t always realize the difference between “this is how i interpret canon” and “this is how i want to write it because that’s what’s fun to me”. a lot of times the latter is all headcanons or AUs are, not an indication of what the writer thinks “is” or “should be” canon

more power to those who are super tuned into actual canon and know these details like the back of their hand, but sometimes people just wanna use a series as a sandbox, not a ruleset. genuinely nothing but respect for people who ARE that knowledgeable, but i and a lot of other people are just here to have fun with characters we enjoy—and want to put them in more accessible settings

DoomTrek AUs are so funny actually and not for the reason you think

I'm aware that it's a fun little "Crossover AU where Karl Urban characters are just One Guy", but AOS!Bones being Reaper ALSO implies that TOS!Bones is in some way the John Grimm of his universe and I find that so funny

everyday i tell myself i'll attempt to write shorter responses and then i put my clown makeup on and open up a word doc

Genuinely confused as to why people follow me. Why? Has someone threatened you to do it? Lemme know and I'll hit em. I'm not contributing anything to society over here. I'm literally just talking shit about 2-3 men I made up and occasionally the drow woman and her ex.

My version of Gortash or Durgetash is straight up just pain. A lot of pain. And even more pain. I'm not even horny posting as evidently displayed by that one fic of mine that literally just blueballs people repeatedly.

I haven't written anything good in over a month (sorry bout that btw) and the art I do post is occasionally and not that good to warrant anything.

The asks? But they're new (fyi new version tmr, got nearly all questions transferred now and split it into ten parts, albeit they are anything but balanced)

I'm confused and genuinely idk what people expect of me. I also don't remember if I've asked b4 cuz atp I have over 250 drafts. I'm scared of opening that tab so I just keep creating new ones. Help lol

Does cat severus have any cat friends?

minerva, mrs norris, crookshanks.... that's about it i fear

hes friends with minerva bcs they're both very protective of harry (harry brings him to hogwarts!!), with mrs norris because i feel like he would still be roaming around the halls catching students sneaking around past curfew even as an unemployed cat.... with crookshanks because they're both trying to kill the rat!!!

aspertia trio triple baka.....you'll be real one day

i hope patton is ok forever. she deserves it

Do you… do you remember what fic it was? The one you mentioned in the Undyne post tags? 👀

Ouch sorry for hyping you up, but I don't remember the fic, and even if I did I wouldn't recommend it anyway because ironically the author mischaracterized Sans so bad I stopped reading ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Think of a fanon Sans who's rude, impulsive, treated strangers roughly, that type. Stopped reading early because of it.

I've been fighting for my life in the DAI character creator all morning and I don't really think I won, but this is as close as I can get to how I envision Dacre. "Ex-templar who definitely has a history with Cullen and Varric" really doesn't jive with canon but damn if I'm not already 10,000% more interested and invested in the story with him.

HOW COME I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE

Also: cannot remember whose father the grandad is (I believe he’s Mika’s dad’s father) but anyways he’s gonna be the moms dad in my series😌.

Mom and dad will be completely different as well from what they are in canon lol.

i need to knead on a fat girl

hot take?

i can’t get in to bingliushen or bingliu or liushen because to me they’re so ooc that they feel totally divorced from canon

in no way can i read svsss and come out of it like “oh yeah lbh is capable of loving somebody other than sqq” like this man is obsessed! instead of gaining a 600+ harem like bingge he focused all of his attention on one dude, and saying that he’s actually also interested in other people as well is like. the exact opposite of who he is in canon. liushen isn’t as horribly character breaking to me, but i still don’t see sqq ever returning lqg’s affections (because sqq’s also a bit obsessed, he’s just better at hiding it)

like i get that people like lqg (hey i do too!) and feel bad for his unfortunate crush, but for me that just does not translate to shoving him in with the main pairing and calling it good. and this is not me trying to lay down some objective fact that these ships are bad, this is me saying my opinion. i totally respect letting people ship what they want to ship, but these 3 ships are not for me