always remember that Jane Perkins canonically had her whole life planned out in one of these bad boys
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Liking Hatchetfield men is a spectrum between "He's so horrible 😊 I would let him make my life worse 😊 I love him sm"
and
"He's so utterly pathetic 😊 Just absolutely sopping wet 😊 Completely useless 😊 I love him sm"
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What I absolutely love about Paul and Emma joking with each other is that the jokes feel so realistic
"They shouldn't have called it Godspell, more like God-awful."
"Yeah! Or like God-damn-that-was-bad."
"What even is a Cabbage Patch Kid? It's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce and 'Oh shit, a baby'. It's like 'I wanted a salad, but now I have a child'."
They have that goofy, dorky vibe that jokes you make in real life have. That in turn makes Paulkins feel so much more real.
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"Into the oval office??"
okay, i had already put this in the nightmare time discord server BUUUUT... someone presented the idea of mrf general mcnamara, and it hadn't left my head, so i HAD to draw her. silly little doodle of my fave gal <3
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Ooh and also Jon wiggling around the floor in let it out
silly little guy
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Blinky: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Pokey: You hang out with Tinky and Nibbly. It's not as high a compliment as you think.
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Dan Reynolds on the street: What kind of girl do you prefer?
Sam Sweetly: My wife
Dan: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?
Ted Spankoffski: Officer Sweetly's wife
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it's a Darren Criss song if the lyrics are serious but the actors are just having fun with it
it's a Jeff Blim song if the lyrics are insane but the actors are taking it completely seriously
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Day 12 of Blindly Ranking Hatchetfield Songs (a.k.a. see results)
Let's see what we got.
It Takes Balls takes out 9th place, which leaves number 1 free for our final song. And, the last mystery song is...
Run Away With Me from Killer Track
Which means that our final ranking looks a little like this:
Run Away With Me
Our Doors Are Open
Literal Monster
Not Your Seed
Just For Once
Adore Me
Cup of Poisoned Coffee
The Blinky Song
It Takes Balls
The Web I Spin For You
Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle
Queen B
Thank you to everyone who participated, I hope you enjoyed, and I hope you're happy with the results (I know you're not, not completely at least)
If you'd like to take part in any more of these polls I'm moving them to my sideblog @blindlyrankingstuff
See all the previous polls here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Vote in the next ranking here
And have a nice day!
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Nightmare time idea: Professor Hidgens going crazy trying to figure out why people with h last names are dying in a much higher rate than other letters in Hatchetfield (the data is simply skewed from all of miss Holloway's identities dying.), prompting him to create horrific immortality experiments.
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