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rohirriiim 3 days
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Liv Tyler as Arwen THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TW0 TOWERS 2002 | dir. Peter Jackson
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rinthecap 3 days
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TIN脷VIELLLLL!!!!!!
(i can't help myself 馃槗馃槗)
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verkomy 22 hours
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balin and ori 馃馃挙
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lesbiansforboromir 1 day
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did u hear about what happened to the hunt for gollum fanfilm!?!?
Oh they didn't...
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THEY SUPER DID. I'LL KILL THEM. THEY HAVENT EVEN WRITTEN THE GODDAMN SCRIPT YET, IF THEY'RE THAT PRECIOUS ABOUT THE FUCKING TITLE THEN JUST TELL IDC TO RENAME IT OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST
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homoqueerjewhobbit 2 days
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Warner Brothers just announced the upcoming film Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum coming in 2026.
I've gotten a peek at the rest of the upcoming release schedule as well:
2028: Lord of the Rings: The Gay Adventures of Glorfindel
2030: Lord of the Rings: The Fatty Bolger Story
2033: Lord of the Rings: Beregond, You Remember Him, Right?
2035: Lord of the Rings: Golf Across Middle Earth
2036: The Silmarillion: Everything We Remembered From Before We Got Bored and Gave Up Reading
2038: The Silmarillion: The Rest of the Book, As Mansplained By Three Redditors
2040: Lord of the Rings: Shadowfax and Bill the Pony: A Tale of Forbidden Love
2043: Lord of the Rings: Endgame
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must-be-mr-boggins 3 days
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I鈥檓 sick and can鈥檛 talk, but I鈥檒l be d4mned if that stops me from posting Bagginshield trash.
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uvanym 2 days
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To Varda, Il煤vatar said: 'I will give unto thee a parting gift. Thou shalt take into E盲 a light that is holy, coming new from Me, unsullied by the thought and lust of Melkor, and with thee it shall enter into E盲, and be in E盲, but not of E盲.'
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thestaroffeanor 3 days
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Tuor of Gondolin, Lord of the House of the Wing
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nynevefromthelake 3 days
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Ok it鈥檚 mermay, so what about Finrod and Beor mermaid au? Finrod is a sea prince and very curious about people and Balan is widowed fisherman who lives near the shore with his sons
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aureentuluva70 3 days
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Looking at Sauron in the tale of Beren and L霉thien, and I gotta admit there's something about him that's almost a bit...goofy in a way that he's just not in other stories. Specifically the strong "cheesy 80's cartoon villain" vibes I get from him. I mean just look at him:
His precursor was a giant talking feline called Tevildo, Prince of Cats, via the Book of Lost Tales.
His original name Th霉 basically means 'stinker'.
He lives in a dark creepy tower on an island he took over as lord of werewolves and vampires, is a shapeshifter and even transforms into a werewolf and vampire at one point in the story.
He's described multiple times in the Leithian as a wizard, and Tol-in-Guarhoth as the "Wizard's Isle". He's straight up the classic evil sorcerer type.
In the Leithian he has an 'evil laughter moment' in nearly every scene he's in. First when he tricks Gorlim, second when he's interrogating Finrod, Beren and Co, and third when he overhears Finrod reveal his and Beren's names by accident while imprisoned.
He's Morgoth's number one fanboy, so desperate for his master's attention to the point that even Morgoth finds it annoying("Tidings enough from Sauron came/but short while since. What would he now?" LOL).
He wears a dark cloak and hood even indoors("wrapped in his cloak and sable hood/in his high tower...").
After being defeated by L霉thien and Huan he flees to the dark, creepy forest of Taur-nu-fuin and proceeds to make it even darker and creepier, never mentioned in the silmarillion again up until long after the War of Wrath.
And last but certainly not least, he mocks Gorlim's love for his wife, and then later proceeds to get absolutely wrecked by the power of True Love.
This guy is such a comically evil dork on a whole other level its hilarious.
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coveredinsun 2 days
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as a rule i really love men with long luscious hair who are also gay. this makes enjoying tolkien very easy
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wisesnail 19 hours
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Well... I'm about to go on holiday so I won't be super active, BUT this is a sneak peek of my latest Maedhros because I love him your honour and I can't resist 馃挋
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rinthecap 2 days
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Commission for @eilinelsghost 鉁ㄢ湪
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baleful-blurbs 3 days
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had a bout of motivation but only for tolkien characters. 馃樁
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lesbiansforboromir 2 days
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So, apparently,
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And I am already seeing takes like... THIS
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And all I have to say is if there is one thing in the whole entire world of media we do not need, it is yet another of Peter Jackson's takes on middle earth. Did you all just forget The Hobbit. Do you want another 10 minute scene of dwarves running through the glen pursued by the slowest wargs known to man or elf. WHERE has all the energy gone for the hatred of 'the LotR cinematic universe', WHERE is that meme with 'tom bombadil 2: the revenge' or whatever. I am going insane.
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winwin17 3 days
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