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royalarchivist · 4 months
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Cellbit: What is "peg"? Maybe I'll regret searching for this... [Googling] What is peg? "To die"? I don't think that's it. [Googling again] "Peg Urban Dictionary."
Cellbit: AH. 😬
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lilyacorn · 7 months
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YANDERE!NERD X GN!dumbassREADER
I’ve finally updated! LES GOOOOOOO ENJOY! Let’s make sure this gets more than 40 likes!
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Yandere nerd- who’s known for how he buries himself behind textbooks or stories in the library.
Yandere nerd- who you met at the library.
Yandere nerd- who reached for the same book, you were also reaching for “HEY!”
yandere nerd- who scrunches his eyebrows when you both grab the book “hey! I got it first!”
Yandere nerd- who gets frustrated as you fight over it “NUH UH! I GOT IT FIRST!”
Yandere nerd- who blinks for a second before noticing the book no longer in his hand. “Huh? Wha-“ who looks at you walking away with a smirk of victory.
Yandere nerd- who pouts and walks away rolling his eyes “whatever…”
Yandere nerd- who still thinks of the interaction over and over again “can’t believe it! I obviously got the book first ugh.” As he unawarely draws hearts on his notebook almost as if his body did it itself!
Yandere nerd- who can’t sleep because of imagining the interaction over and over again. This time, it’s not about the book.
Yandere nerd- who starts to develop a small interest? Over the book of course! Definitely not how you looked at him!
Yandere nerd- who nearly tripped over his own feet when he saw you sitting next to his seat! “Wha-?”
Yandere nerd- who stares at all your terrible handwriting as you search for the information in your notebook.
Yandere nerd- who’s stared at you searching for your written information “Its pitying at this point.”
Yandere nerd- who looks at you struggle. “Hey, I can lend ya my notes if you want.” With a weird smile? Tried to seem nice, more of a smirk tbh
Yandere nerd- Who nearly hands you his notes but takes them away before you could get your hands on them! Jerk. “i’ll give them to ya, if you give me back the book.”
Yandere nerd- whose smug-ness breaks when you say look at him weirdly. “What book?” “What do you mean ‘what book?’ The book from the library that you grabbed from me!”
Yandere nerd- whose face breaks a bit and his notebook falls from his hand. “Y-you don’t remember me?!” I-i HOW?! I’VE BEEN THINKING OF THAT INTERACTION FOR DAYS! H-HOW CAN YOU FORGET ABOUT IT?!
Yandere nerd- who doesn’t notice how you smirk while picking up his notebook from the ground. “So since you dropped it from your hands, does it mean i can borrow it hehe?”
Yandere nerd- who at that point wasn’t even concerned about the notebook and blankly looks at you with a huff. “Fine go, you’re desperate for it anyways”
Yandere nerd- who you squint at. “Desperate?! I am not! I-i just have trouble finding this topic on my book!” “Rightt, i guess your handwriting is just too ugly.” Teases you with a smirk.
Yandere nerd- who thinks of an idea to get the book back definitely just the book! And not for anything else… “hey, what if I help ya with your studies?” With a mysterious smile. What could he possibly be thinking?…
Would ya accept oh dear reader?
An adventure certainly you’ll enjoy that’ll start at the library with a beautiful, amazing, did i say beautiful? dumbfounded gn! reader and a handsomely amazing! Smart! Ehem, crazy Young nerd.
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babygorewhore · 8 months
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🖤Twenty five. 🖤 🕸️Goth.🕸️ 🔪Horror enthusiast.🔪 📑writer.📑 I post NSFW content and fics.
Kinks: Daddy kink, BDSM, blood, knife, gun, humiliation, choking, slapping, hair pulling, degrading, praise, brat taming, pain, mask, spitting, breeding, crying, Branding, breath play, spitting, CNC, free use, etc. I’m a switch.
Hard no: Anything other than blood, spit and cum. Noncon.
OBX writer currently. Requests open but picky
About me MASTERLIST Who I write for My tags
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Do not follow or interact if you are blank or under 18 years old. My blog contains dark content, themes and occasionally horror fics. Please do not follow if these things bother you and read the warnings on my fictional works.
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misswoozi · 5 months
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NSFW LINES!
Anal Princess Line: Umji, Mina, Sooyoung, Chaeryeong, Sowon
Occasional Anal Line: Solji, Irene, Rosé, Jihyo
MILF Line: Seohyun, Tiffany, Jihyo, Bom, Solar
MILF Hunter Line: Yuta, Jooheon, Ryujin, Seulgi, Momo, Shownu, Moonbyul
DILF Line:  Suho, Changsub, Onew, Shownu, Sungjin, Kun, Minho
DILF Hunter Line: Sunny, Hani, Yuju, Sana, Lia, Wonho, Hoshi
Lesbian Line: Seulgi, Jeongyeon, Chaeyoung, Yuri, Seohyun, Ryujin, Moonbyul, Jisoo
Gay Line: Taeyong, Hongjoong, Jongho, Sehun, Jimin, Jun, Haechan, Kyungsoo
Huge Dick Line: Seungkwan, Soobin, Johnny, Jaehyun, Lucas, Jae
Oral Fixation Line: Lisa, Matthew, Jungwoo, Momo
Daddy Kink Line: Young K, Changkyun, Suho, Kun, Seulgi, Dahyun
Men Get Pegged Line: Dokyeom, Soobin, Xiaojun, Lucas, Jongdae
Squirter Line: Yeri, Moonbyul, Tzuyu, Mina, Solar, Nayeon
Camboy Line: Jae, Dino, Yeonjun, Changkyun, Hoshi, Dokyeom, Jungkook
Somnophilia Line: Seungkwan, Xiaojun, Sooyoung, Tzuyu
Voyeur Line: Sooyoung, SinB, Joshua, Xiaojun, Nayeon
Likes Being Watched Line: Chanyeol, Solar, Chungha, Hoseok, Taeyeon, Woozi
Scenic Masturbation Line: Seungcheol, Jihyo, Taehyung, Johnny, Lucas, Kyungsoo
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Blog Intro ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚
Welcome to my little slice of tumblr hell!!
You can call me Eden (or my close friends can call me beans/beanie) I use any/all pronouns, i am also queer (unlabeled) and asexual and a minor
I AM CURRENTLY NOT DOING TAG GAMES/ CHAIN ASKS BUT MY INBOX IS OPEN TO OTHER CONVOS OR SILLY ASKS!
Hyperfixations~ ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚
Shows- Good Omens, WWDITS, Our Flag Means Death, Heartstopper, New Girl, Bluey, Gravity Falls, TOH, Adventure Time/ Fionna and Cake
Books- Solitaire, They Both Die at the End, Looking for Alaska, I’ll Give You The Sun, Heartstopper
Music Artists- Hozier, Shinedown, Mitski, Ricky Montgomery, Vance Joy, Laufey, Lyn Lapid
Important ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚
DNI: Homophobes, Transphobes, NSFW blogs, just hate in general :/
TW: i do sometimes post vents, or things related to mental health and occasionally my struggles with eating so if any of that can trigger you please be aware!! (and i do always tag those so if you watch out it should be fine, but if i forget PLEASE tell me)
My Tags:
#eden thinks - just my random silly posts
#eden rambles - like eden talks but more autistic excitement TvT
#eden’s diary - my vents/personal posts
#eden is hozier posting again - … no comment.
#eden’s hyperfixations - posts about my hyperfixation(s)!
#eden’s writing - my writings/writing related posts
#eden’s music - mostly for my spotify link/ lyric posts for songs hehe
#eden is yearning - that one is obvious….
#eden’s moots - posts (mostly answering asks) with my mooties :3
#band mates <3 - posts (also mostly answering asks) from my band mates (see below)
#innocent sin posting - posting about my band!! (see below)
My Favorite People ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚
My favorite blogs (sorry if I forget anyone…)
@enderdragon-1030, @lucinda-008, @tearsonthepage, @randomescapingwords, @legendofthe3divas, @niallermybabe, @sad-trash-pigeon, @loganmothman, @if-i-could-give-u-the-moon , @orpheusdorph, @a-portal-to-nowhere , @waitingforthesunrise, @dicklesssswonder , @soda-shark, @marsisrealscared, @shortgaything, @live-laugh-loki, @invertedtheworm, @saph-for-now , @andiv3r , @dontmindthisvermin , @touch-starved-lurker , @a-chaotic-business-again , @riverswaterbed , @dzikiemaliny , @literatureisdying , @catholickedd , @svnflowermoon , @bassguitarinablackt-shirt , @imslowlydisintegrating
OLD URLS:
@/titty-goblin, @/novabean208 (i’m pretty sure…), @/silly-goose-beans, @/eden-crowley-fell
IM IN AN UNOFFICIAL BAND CALLED INNOCENT SIN WITH THE COOLEST PEEPS EVER @literatureisdying @bassguitarinablackt-shirt and @imslowlydisintegrating so go follow them too!
Finally- I am very inconsistent with my theme but my lovely brother (@loganmothman) drew these for @marsisrealscared and i so if and when i change it these are here bc they deserve it :3
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Thank you for reading lol, have fun on my hell blog <33
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mr-styles · 2 years
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MercuryPrize A message from the talented Harry Styles, who is Shortlisted with his 3rd solo offering ‘Harry’s House’, for the 2022 Mercury Prize.
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hussyknee · 8 months
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Tv show genres:
Netflix Show So Awesome You Know It Won't Get Another Season
Rich White People Have Problems Too
Hate Watching
Self-Hate Watching
YA Show With Thirty Year Old Teens Having Sex
High School Love Triangle That Should Be Two Restraining Orders And Counselling
The Zany Urban Adventures Of Three Pretty White People And One Black Guy
Women Who Think "Girlboss" Is A Compliment
Manpaining Assholes Queerbaiting
Cooking Show To Remember Some People Made Worse Career Choices Than You
Cooking Show To Feel Sad And Bitter While Eating Frozen Pizza
Emotional Manipulation For The Basic
When You Can't Afford Therapy
Wholesome Family Cartoon With The Most Deranged Fandom On The Internet
Why You Shouldn't Be A Fucking Incel Cartoon With Large Incel Fanbase
Post-Sorkin Political Drama Where Everybody Is A Piece Of Shit
Why Is This Trending On Twitter
Dead Depressing Emmy Bait
Show So Many People Gushed About That You Now Dislike It On Principle
Tone Deaf White People Trying To Make Social Commentary
Post-Apocalyptic Show That Thinks It's About The Pandemic But Is Actually About The Racist Fears Of White People
Unnecessary Bad Reboot of Good Show
Unnecessary Bad Reboot of Bad Show
Spin Off Rising Like The Anti-Christ Of Show That Finally Got Canned After 87 Years
Death, Taxes and Another Fucking Marvel Show
Superheroes For People Sick Of Superheroes
Medieval Gritty Realism Fantasy For When You Want Slurs And Sexual Violence Without The Body Hair
British Nostalgia For When The Poors Had No Rights
European Period Drama Where Everyone Speaks In English Accents For Some Reason
Cop Propaganda In Diversity Package #718361931
So Violent And Grim Dark That Nobody Can See Shit
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adelacreations · 1 year
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INFO
AO3: VirusZeref | archiveofourown.org/users/VirusZeref
Twitter: @adelacreations | twitter.com/adelacreations
Instagram: @adela_creations | instagram.com/adela_creations
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Ko-Fi: Tip Jar | ko-fi.com/adelacreations | Colouring Pages Link: ko-fi.com/s/1646fe07a1
Tumblr tags: my artz | adelacreationsartz | RE8AUmemes
Other things: Mailing List! (Get 10% off your entire order every time you order from my shops when you sign up!) |
CURRENT WIPS:
Resident Evil Harringrove AU where Billy is Lady D and slowly gains a family of his own? That's "little huntress(s)" and you can find it on AO3 HERE. Rated E
Steve Harrington having powers but as Stranger Things Posion Ivy? That is "How to Pretend", which is on AO3 HERE. Rated E Resident Evil Harringrove AU Meets Stranger Things Universe? That is "seperate ways (worlds apart)", which is on AO3 HERE. Rated E
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Harringrove AU? That's "give me the control, just sign on the dotted line", which is on AO3 HERE. Rated E
Billy Hargrove is being turned into a bunny and Steve Harrington has to take care of him? That's Bunny Hop, which is on AO3 HERE. Rated T
Poison Ivy Steve experimenting on himself to have children and dealing with his grief after Starcourt barely? That's Little Sprouts, which is on AO3 HERE. Rated E
COMPLETED FANFIC:
Harringrove romance with mermaids and courting? That's a string of pearls, which is on AO3 HERE. Rated T
Neil Hargrove getting what he deserves by Ivy Steve Harrington torturing him to death? That is i hope when i die you'll barely survive it which is on AO3 HERE. Rated M
Steve Harrington as an ancient (yet bitchy) vampire and Billy as werewolf with anger issues? That's little moonbeam, which is on AO3 HERE. Rated M
Lord Billy meeting Pocket Billy? That little ficlet can be found HERE on Tumblr! (Now with art by wrecked_fuse) Rated T
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sioraiocht · 2 months
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SÍORAÍOCHT [IRISH] - ETERNITY
private & selective multimuse for canon and OC muses from books, film, comics & tv. Slow activity Muses from fandoms including: Dracula, Sherlock, Marvel & mythology penned by nessa♥  previously located at samhlaiocht carrd || guidelines  I can also be found at: ♥  @messrsmcrauders ♥  @semperfcrtis ♥  @fxckingmoran ♥  @spidersdance
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hey guys , psst.
here are some blogs you should totally follow
Artists:
@abusivegreed , @kumanikanna , @humaineimparfaite , @blanchebees , @ghoulettedust , @itstimetoghoul, @vervartz, @panthermouthh , @smollmilly, @upirium , @waricka ,@@meowsaidmissy , @aghoulettewithnoname , @risunsky , @cannibal-rat ,@papaemeritusballlz , @nocturnal-birb , @coreyvoss , @ikcj , @ghestie-nun
Writers:
@ghoulish-fiction, @the-cardinale , @gasolineghuleh , @copiousloverofcopia, @ghoulish-ghrace , @bewitchingmoonlight, @triforceofawesome @ophelia-markov @hallowed-be-thy-username , @sucharide
Others personal favs :
@theflamboyantone666 , @leshyyx , @ambixvalence , @brimiip, @tsukaiyomi , @montmartrasse ,@pyreghcul , @artistic-heartbeat ,@sister-in-absentia
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purwoland · 2 years
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˚。⋆୨୧˚⋆ kitty/keke. 2001. infj. libra angel wrapped in pink ribbon. my sweet piano.
welcome to my dainty dream land. please stop by my other blogs and my about me page made with lots of love. please dni if you don't meet the dni criteria. ⋆ ˚୨୧˚⋆
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dragonmasterhiccup · 6 days
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It raining little dragons! Mun what would you do?
(((Try to catch as many as I can so they don't get hurt hitting the ground, then probably call for help to cover the ground in as many pillows and soft things as I can, because I am not very athletic and would not be able to catch them all 😝)))
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"That's certainly one way to go about it! I will say, though, that it's likely these dragons would have wings, so they would probably be gliding down. Now, if they didn't have wings, then your plan kind of, sort of makes sense."
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silvertonedwords · 2 years
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Together, Chapter 3
Together Chapter 3 is here
If you want me to post this here, let me know and I will, but it is 9,000+ words, and that honestly just gets really unwieldy, so, below is a preview.
Dear Newt,
I was glad to read an update on the diricawls. I hope they do well this week. 
We’re wrapping up that smuggling case I’ve been telling you about. Work is still busy. I prefer it that way, although I wish I’d been able to write you yesterday. A new informant came in unexpectedly, and I was at the office until just after one. 
You asked how I am. The truth is: I don’t know. I look for the shoes she left in the middle of the floor—I used to nag her about that endlessly—and for her sewing projects on the side table. I expect replies to my thoughts.
I’m angry at how I left things. But I also don’t know how not to be angry at her for what she’s done. I haven’t always agreed with her choices, but I used to think I could understand them. 
What in Merlin’s name was she thinking in Paris? How could she be so taken in by that man and his bigotry? Especially given how our poppa’s family was treated in Europe. I can’t understand it.
I know that you do not have answers to these questions any more than I do. 
I found a page of notes I’d made when I first read your book—questions and things. I never got the chance to ask them in London or Paris. Would you answer them now, in your letters? I have enclosed the page with this letter.
The drawing that you enclosed of Queenie and Jacob on the evening we all met was wonderful. You’ve captured their expressions perfectly. I suppose I knew that you’d done your own illustrations, but I didn’t realize that you liked drawing people, too. They’re beautiful. Do you often sketch things like this from memory? You mentioned that it feels as though that dinner was ages ago, although it was only the year before last. I agree. Sometimes I think Queenie and I must’ve known you and Jacob forever. 
Did the Zouwu get off alright? Your friend was supposed to get her settled in on the 18th, wasn’t he?
Oh, and I meant to tell you, I put in a request on Monday to exchange more information on Grindelwald’s movements with the Ministry Auror’s Office. The bureaucracy is always a challenge, but at least I know that Theseus and his team understand what’s at stake.
I can see how you’ve described him. He can be quite fixed in the way he sees things. He has good instincts, though, and at times is very perceptive. I’m glad you’ve been looking after him when he needs it. Please look after yourself, too.
I wish I could draw as you do, because I’d send you a sketch of how the city looks this evening. The sun has just begun to set, and it is beautiful.
Tell Pick and the nifflers hello from me. I hope everyone in the case and menagerie is well. 
Yours,
Tina
 The sound of steps in the next room to pulls Tina from sleep. She grabs for her wand and points it at the open doorway. Only as her eyes begin to adjust to the darkness does she recall that the sound might be a house guest rather than an intruder. Mercy Lewis, she thinks, please let it be a nice, mellow creature, and not an erumpent in heat or a bunch of baby nifflers come to find Momma’s shabbat candlesticks.
But as the figure in the doorway reaches a strip of moonlight, she sees that it is not a magical beast at all, but a wizard. Her stomach jolts pleasantly at the recollection of everything that happened tonight. “Newt.”
“Merlin’s beard, I didn’t mean to—“
She follows his gaze to her wand arm, and lowers it, laughing ruefully. “Sorry. Habit.”
“Yes.” His posture relaxes a little. “Of course.”
“Nobody’s gotten out, have they? It’s cold tonight, and—“
“No, no. Not that I know of anyway.” He winces—partly a smile—at his answer, and she laughs softly.
She spends a moment taking in his appearance after a few hours apart. His hair looks darker in moonlight, almost brown, except for the strands that shine copper where the light hits directly. He must sleep in these clothes, for he has changed since she last saw him, into a well-worm pair of trousers and a shirt with a deep open collar. His eyes are tired, but warm. The vulnerability and trust, so clear in his gaze, makes her ache to be closer. 
“I—“ He glances down, as though gathering his words. “I woke and I felt—alone? And I wanted…” She throws her covers off and makes her way to him. He trails off when her hand covers his, and his gaze flies to hers. 
She feels him search her face and hopes he’ll see the vulnerability and trust and warmth she felt, given to him in turn.
He slides his fingers between hers. 
And a breath later, he is in her arms, wrapping his tightly around her and pressing his face into her neck. His hold is fierce. 
“Oh,” she breathes, settling her arms around him. 
He drops a featherlight kiss on her neck. His hands are warm where they rest against her. “Okay?”
She nods into his neck and shoulder. “Of course.” She is grateful for his care in asking, but it is difficult to imagine a world in which this touch could be unwelcome. 
Continue on Archive of Your Own
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wanderlustrper · 1 year
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UPDATED
Use the source link to check out 234 303 gifs of Peter Scanavino in Law & Order SVU in his role as Dominick “Sonny” Carisi. These are made entirely by me for my personal RPing needs, but feel free to use them for yourself, too. Like or reblog if using. Also, they are not all the same size. It is what it is. Contains drinking and kissing finally.
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aemondtargaryen · 10 months
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Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aemond "One-Eye" Targaryen/Lucerys Velaryon (Son of Rhaenyra) Characters: Aemond "One-Eye" Targaryen, Lucerys Velaryon (Son of Rhaenyra) Additional Tags: Incest, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - College/University, Daddy Issues, Heavy Drinking, Self-Hatred, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Emotional Hurt/Comfort Summary:
After three years of Law School to please his parents, Aemond finally drops out and starts a career he actually wants to do.
When Lucerys Velaryon appears in one of his classes, Aemond realizes there's other things he was denying himself and is finally ready to try them too.
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carriesthewind · 1 year
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Since I prefer not to make unevidenced claims, below the cut is a sample of tags from the notes of my writing-on-library-books-poll to support my characterization that there are people in the notes who are specifically expressing "it doesn't belong to you" as a singularly sufficient reason why writing in library books is bad. For this sample, I've exclusively included people who make it clear that any actual effect or harm is irrelevant to their judgement; their only consideration is pure legality/possession. I don't expect anyone to read this; it's just there as a resource if anyone cares.
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Edit: As I'm adding image descriptions, I realize I think I misread this one. I thought it was saying "besides that I really don't mind" as in, 'it would be ok to mark in library books except that you don't own them,' but I think was was a misinterpretation by my very tired brain. I think it actually meant, 'I really don't mind,' as in, 'I don't mind if people mark in books they own.'
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(I feel like this last one is borderline, because it could intend to mean that the poster just sees "no you don't own it" as encompassing a broader spectrum of actual effects/harms including "no that's rude"....but I feel like that is an extremely generous stretch.)
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