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hyperfixating24-7 · 4 months

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Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

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multifandomconfusion · 10 months

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Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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madneurologist · 11 months

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Hugo, inside his sleeping bag staring at the sky: Hey, goggles?

Varian: What

Hugo: Are you awake?

Varian: Who the fuck do you think said "what"

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donnetellotheturtle · 4 months

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Hugo: Goggles...you have...wonderful eyes.

Varian: HES LOST HIS MIND

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crazytrashpolice · 2 months

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Varian: Are you ready to commit? Hugo: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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jaxx-a-phone · 6 months

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Varian, walking up to Hugo while he’s working: What are you doing?

Hugo: Making a bath bomb

Varian: …A bath bomb?

Hugo, handing him a glass vial: Mhm, you wanna help pour this in?

Varian:

Varian: …This is gunpowder

Hugo: And?

Varian: Aren’t you making a bath bomb?

Hugo: Yes

Hugo: You throw it into the bath, and it explodes on impact

Varian:

Varian: …I don’t think you know how bath bombs work

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incorrectv7kquotes · 10 months

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Nuru : I just ended a four year relationship.

Yong: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Nuru : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Varian and Hugo fighting from across the room*

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rhmis-user-2020 · 3 months

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Incorrect TTS quotes - Part 16

Quirin: What? And -- and leave my little boy all alone in the wilderness? No way! Varian: Dad, I'm not your little boy anymore. Look at me, I'm sixteen years old! Sixteen! Young Varian: That's practically an adult! But, you still treat me like I'm a little kid!

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adventuretolkienlover · 10 months

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Hugo: I didn't do it.

Varian: Then why are you laughing?

Hugo: Because whoever did it is a frickin genius.

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blueberrythemoth · 8 months

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Varigo but Disney elemental au

Varian would be water but shorter

Hugo would be fire but taller

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heatherslovelythoughts · 1 year

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Yong: Made you all playlists! Yong: Hugo, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Yong: Varian, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Yong: And Nuru has the ABBA Gold album.

Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread Hugo: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. Nuru: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. Varian: if you want information it is Yong: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Nuru: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Yong, Hugo, & Varian: Okay. Nuru: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Yong: Bold of you to assume I have money. Hugo: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Varian: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Nuru: What is it called when you kill a friend? Yong: Homicide. Hugo: Murder. Varian: Homiecide.

Hugo: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Nuru: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? Yong: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. Varian: Guys.

Yong: Do you love Varian? Hugo: Yeah, I do. Yong: Nuru! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Nuru: We all love Varian. You should've asked if he was IN love with him. Hugo: I thought that was implied. Nuru: … Yong: … Hugo, looking straight at Nuru: Congrats Yong, you just won 100 bucks.

Hugo: I'm bored. Varian: Wanna commit first degree murder? Hugo: Sure! Nuru, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Yong down!!

Nuru: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Yong: Well, that was entirely predictable. Nuru: One of them punched a gang member. Yong: Hugo? Nuru: Varian, actually. Yong: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

Varian: I love you. Hugo: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. Varian and Hugo kiss passionately Yong, to Nuru: You owe me 20 dollars.

Yong: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Nuru: Weight loss? Drink water. Hugo: Clear skin? Drink water. Varian: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Hugo: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Nuru: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Varian: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Yong: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

Nuru: What’s up with Varian? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Yong: He's just a little overwhelmed. Nuru: Why? Yong: Hugo smiled at him.

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hyperfixating24-7 · 4 months

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Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink

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multifandomconfusion · 5 months

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Post betrayal be like.

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madneurologist · 1 year

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Hugo: Varian, this party is really boring.

Hugo: I want to leave.

Varigo: For fuck's sake, this is our wedding Hugo.

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donnetellotheturtle · 4 months

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Nuru: got my caravan, got my boys. My work here is done.

Hugo: We are not her boys.

Varian: Yeah we are.

Yong: *Nodding*

Hugo: ...yeah we are.

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crazytrashpolice · 2 months

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Hugo: I asked Varian out. Nuru: Oh, I’m sorry. Hugo: Why? Nuru: Well, I assume he said no. Hugo: No, he said yes. Nuru: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

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