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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days
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Wanda: Do what you want Y/N, it's the least I can do as you’re going to help the twins with their homework tomorrow while I visit wine country.
Y/N: [gasps] I want to go!
Vision: No, Y/N, that's just what Wanda calls lying on the trampoline in the backyard drinking chardonnay.
Y/N: Oh.
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chaxan08 · 1 day
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Wanda: You're supposed to say I'm right all the time.
Pietro: I'm not Romanoff, I don't have to do that.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Y/N cuddles with Wanda on their bed…
Y/N: can I touch your belly?
Wanda: (giggles) it’s your baby too, detka
Y/N: I know. But you’re your own person and I didn’t want to infringe on your space
Wanda: I’d be more insulted if you didn’t touch my belly (giggles)
Y/N: oh alright
Y/N gently caresses Wanda’s pregnant belly. The babies kick…
Y/N nuzzles Wanda, conveying every ounce of love they can give…
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?
Wanda: World domination.
Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.
Wanda: You are my world.
Y/N: Aww...
Wanda:
Y/N:
Wanda:
Y/N: OH.
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chaosvillainy · 9 months
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Wanda: Y/N, cover me!
Y/N: In kisses? Gladly!
Wanda: Y/N, we’re in a shootout, being shot at. Cover me.
Y/N: But kisses later?
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rxmqnova · 4 months
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Wanda: You're in so much trouble, young lady.
Y/N: You tell the truth, you get in trouble. You lie, you get in trouble.
Y/N: We're probably just better off not talking to each other.
Wanda:
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romanoffshouse · 11 months
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Y/N: Hey Wanda, are you awake?
Wanda: What?
Y/N: Are you awake?
Wanda: Who do you think said 'what'?
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writing-house-of-m · 9 months
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Wanda: Can you get the ice pops out for the kids?
Natasha: These?
Wanda: Erm, no, the boys don't like them. They're for Y/n...
Y/n: *Walks in*
Y/n: Ooo, milk pops
Y/n: Mmm, chocolate :)
Y/n: *Kisses Wanda's cheek and leaves*
Natasha: *Raises an eyebrow at Wanda*
Wanda: I know, I know, I married a child
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natashasnoodle · 9 months
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Natasha, visibly upset: I just don't get why this is happening
Wanda: I know honey, it'll be okay though. Anything to add to this, Y/n?
Y/n: Can I offer you this lovely pebble in this trying time?
Natasha and Wanda: What the fuck
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louwaffles · 1 year
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Nat: So, what do you have to say for yourself?
Y/N: I’m sorry?
Nat: No. 
Y/N: You look good blonde?
Nat: Not even close.
Y/N: Mommy?
Wanda, in the hallway: For the love of--!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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[on the phone]
Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—
Wanda: I'm pregnant.
Natasha: I meant the call.
Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.
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chaxan08 · 24 days
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Steve: Romanoff, what's your biggest fear?
Natasha: I'm the Black Widow, I have no fear.
Wanda, yelling angrily from a distance: Natalia Alianovna Romanova!
Natasha:
Natasha: I have one fear.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 days
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Natasha: where were you last night?
Wanda: my room. why?
Natasha: I heard some sounds coming from down the hall. Did you hear anything?
Wanda: n-no definitely not
Y/N walks in and tosses Wanda’s jacket to her…
Y/N: you left that in my room last night, you tigress. Wow you are simply insatiable…hey Natasha.
Natasha:
Wanda:
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gfmaximoff · 9 months
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Y/N, texting Natasha: Nat! Help I'm being kidnapped.
Natasha: Where are you?
Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Natasha: I'll call Wanda.
Wanda, answering her phone: Hello?
Natasha: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Wanda: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Wanda:
Wanda: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Wanda: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!
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chaosvillainy · 7 months
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Emo Wanda: Stop telling me what to do!
Y/N: Eat me out.
Emo Wanda: Okay tell me what to do.
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rxmqnova · 8 months
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Y/N: God, if only someone loved me...
Natasha: *standing behind with roses*
Wanda: *holding a box of chocolates*
Kate: *has balloons and a card*
Yelena: *facepalms* This is sad.
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