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thinking about how fucking funny it would be to show the whb demons something like the maury show or those shows with "who's the father?" paternity test drama since they dont really have to worry about that often bc of lilith😭
alternatively it would be funny as hell if there was a similar one but for when demons fuck multiple humans. asmodeus would be a Very frequent guest
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Average ship war between the MC fanbase
*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*
Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3
*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*
Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!
Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr
Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.
Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?
Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee
Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type
Paimon: Check your dms
Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them
Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller
Eligos: I am in your walls
Foras: 😨
Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention
Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious
Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC
Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse
Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass
Amon: I wish
Dantalian: I hate you so much
*Paimon disabled comments on this post*
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb x reader#whb gamigin#whb paimon#whb eligos#whb amon#whb dantalian#whb mammon#whb lucifer#whb asmodeus#whb beelzebub#shipper au
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Abaddon and Niflheim mentions!!!
So Asmodeus is stated to be on Earth which gives me reason that he spend his time on earth in Doki-Doki Love Unholyc's setting.
And Abaddon is half-prison!?!?! I knew that there will a region that would have a Prison theme!!
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If the devils have their own way of courting rituals, what would you think the kings courting rituals gonna be?
ahhhh courting rituals???? I love this, let's go!
💞Courting Rituals for WHB Kings👑
Canon-wise, it was explained that there's a specific ritual for proposing and weddings, strictly followed in Gehenna mostly. The devil is to ask their intended partner 3 times, each time must be a yes for the wedding proposal to proceed. (this is heavily paraphrased)
With this in mind let's say that each country does things a little bit different from that point! We'll start with-
Satan: The three times rule he follows, but it's more of he expects you to say yes so he's very confident each time. He tells you his intentions day one, you are to be his and he feels it. Each time he asks for your hand, he licks or bites it softly to leave a mark that way others can tell he asked you so they won't ask. He also cuts off some of his hair and gives it to you to keep on your person, and he makes you a custom jacket that matches his in whatever color you choose with the same necklace. These are the gifts you receive and will wear until the day of your wedding together.
Mammon: Oh my...the great Mammon has chosen you for his life partner. It starts off as a declaration and a set wedding date already delivered by a golden note from Bimet. If you decline, (IF hehe) he will ask you once more but a solid gold note. If you agree, a gathering (think of Met Gala but for Tartaros) happens and this is where Mammon has gifts, tailored to your specific likes brought to you, and a custom outfit sewn by hand from the local seamstresses. After this gathering, you stay in a "guest home" (which is the size of a human world mansion) that he builds for you and you both have lunch and dinner dates together to get to know each other more. After this, you must take a royal bath with him before the wedding date, and he cleans you himself. (the wedding night, you will cleanse each other and have your feet dipped in gold (don't worry he thinks of a way so your feet literally don't melt off))
Beelzebub: Uh...well normally, devils in Avisos do not get married, so there's no set ritual. You are first visited by ALL of his clones at different times and schedules and you must say yes to each one and make sure you notate it somehow so the main Beel can confirm. After this, you aren't allowed to shower/bathe for a week. (I know...but...trust the process ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ) At the very last day Beel smells you to make sure you've listened so the smellier you are the better. Finally you can shower, but it's a tongue bath from all of his clones and him (don't worry Bael says you can properly clean yourself after) Also after that until the wedding date (set by Bael because Beel would forget) you are to eat a specific menu he's made for you. Changes can only be made if you get sick or have allergies. (All dishes have something "extra" in there iykyk)
Leviathan: Alright so, this devil right here? get ready because this will be the most tedious courting ritual you've ever had to do and it must be correct and up to standard. First, you have to even get him to say yes to proposing to you directly. Anything indirect is not to be assumed. His proposal must be seen and heard by all of his nobles present at a specific time and part of the day. Once you get that to happen, and you agree (otherwise risk being hung by wasting his and your time to even get him to propose if you were going to say no anyway) the next step happens. You must select your personal coffin that will be sat next to his and you are to sleep in it for the next two weeks at the same time as Levi (it doesn't matter if you aren't tired you must go in at the same time) and get out of it when he wakes up. After this has been successfully done, for one entire day, his nobles take the day off and you are to assist him with everything. He gives you three chances to fix your mistakes or the ritual must be down all over. If you pass, then the wedding date is set and you aren't allowed to see him until the day of. And you guessed it, if you run into him even by accident or see a photo of him, you have to start all over again.
Lucifer: Well, he's never done this before. Angels were never to be betrothed to anyone less long a human. Gamigin suggests something from his culture as something you two can do. Lucifer is to approach you with a ceremonial gemstone (in Lucifer's case he just finds a local gem in Paradise Lost) and then the two of you must carve jewelry for each other out of it under the moonlight. Lucifer then brings in his own idea for the next step, and it's to tame the serpent on his clothing. You must be able to soothe it at any given time, and be able to touch it without it hissing. The last step is easy, but it just takes a longggg time, you must be able to avoid any injuries while staying in Paradise Lost, and be able to sleep in the same bed as Lucifer for a year but without touching him (a pillow barrier is allowed) this will test your patience and independence in case Lucifer cannot be by your side all of the time nor his nobles.
Okay so I'm skipping Belphegor for now because I'm unsure of how he'd want things to go??? I just need more info on that.
Loosely, I'm just be silly for Asmo, but the courting ritual for him is literally->
Sex on the first yes
Avoid getting pregnant within the first six months
Sex orgies only allowed with his nobles, you have to at least participate once
Continue to avoid getting pregnant until the wedding day
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) lol
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PB please release the hostage 🥺
I feel like I'm collecting pebbles. Here, my little collection of Asmodeus. Give him back. I'm losing my mind.
Full arts
Silhouette
BBY
Can we stop for a moment on what he says? I'm not surprised that in the Halloween event, Satan doesn't want to have anything to do with him. I want, I want, I want-
I'll be your funniest clown, I swear, I'm experienced I post stuff just come home.
#love unholyc#whb#what in hell is bad#whb asmodeus#waits impatiently#my life depends on this pathetic man
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Yessssss I lOvE your headcanons about the 2 unreleased kings 😋 must be because I love dark headcanons.... (and that in Abbadon is something couldn't miss out 😈)
But can you do some moreeee? 🥺 Like about the headcanons about interactions between kings perhaps (seven kings---!!!!) Or maybe between kings and MC pls 😚 I kinda crave for some dark contents right now (cus when I first play WHB, I already expect this 👀)
Only if you're fine with this request, and jusst ignore it if you don't okie 😘
Oh my God interactions with the Kings hshshs
I mostly just have really stupid headcanons about those guys interacting but I got some dark ones
Dark!whb King headcanons
speculation for asmodeus and belphegor(I'm writing these two before they come out)
Cw: yandere, murder, drugging/drugs, death, cannibalism, sexual slavery mentions of being sold off, most of this shit is just talking about a black market shcsdgj. This shit is dark dead dove do not eat
Disclaimer: I do not condone anything I write This is purely for fantasy written by adults for adults only!
Links to little asks about people's questions
Question one about Satan's desires
Question two on Mammon
Satan
I don't think we talk about Satan's depression as much as we should have. What I feel like you would think himself as a wrathful monster unable to control his wrath, sometimes he would have depressive episodes where his personality is a completely 180. He's just as angry at himself as he is at everyone else.
The first time you've witnessed this depressive episode is when he accidentally struck you and made you bleed. His whole body starts shaking as he began to break down He tore apart his room and started crying and took weeks for him to calm down.
The reason why his subordinates are okay with him taking out his anger and physically hurting them is because if he doesn't have an outlet he'll take out it on himself.
Satan is dependent on you for his emotional needs. He loves you, and he needs you; please do not leave him.
Satan is definitely holding back a lot of his dark thoughts because he doesn't want to hurt you, and he doesn't know how much longer he can hold back these darker desires. Normally he tells you everything, but he doesn't want to scare you. He wants you to like him.
Leviathan
Leviathan is a budding yandere, He already stalks you. Trying to keep his obsessive thoughts underneath a layer of hatred. That hatred mixing into more obsession. Of course he wants you to love him, but he also wants to be hated by you just as much as he is loved because it gets him on your mind. And that's really all he wants. It doesn't matter if he makes you hate him. As long as you're thinking about him he is okay with that.
Because of his abuse as a child from angels I would not doubt he wouldn't know how to normally show affection.
He has killed another devil for you. And he will gladly do it again. He sends the heads of lower rank devils that you dare show a smile too under the name "You're admirer" isn't he so romantic.
Leviathan only tolerates the kings being around you because chilling one of them or they're subordinates would start a war. So to have you he must use sneakier tactics.
Beelzebub
He has a fantasy where he roofies you at a bar and takes you home with him. Whenever you go to the bathroom thinking that Your drink is safe with him, He stares blankly into the glass, thoughts swirling with mental images of your nice loopy giggly self being laid on his bed.
Angels taste like chicken, humans taste like beef, demons taste like pork. Humans so far is his favorite. Humanoid meat especially humans are delicacy and highly illegal in the Tartaros black market. A delicacy He has been recently craving.
If he ever dies he wants his last meal to be you after he fucks you of course.
Levi gives the bodies of the devils he has killed too Beel to eat.
Beel definitely does drugs He's mostly immune now... He hates that Adderall doesn't affect him the same as the others.
Mammon
Tartaros is home to the rich and the very powerful. They hold grandiose special parties where the wealthy gather. Of course Mammon attends these parties. These demons see you as a pretty little exotic pet unknowing that Mammon is the pet and you are the master. And these same demons frequently talk about how they would buy you at any price, talking about your body as if you are a piece of meat and a prize to be bought and sold. Sadly you are not for sale.
As the demon of greed flaunting is his specialty And he has definitely thought about telling you up and all his gold and jewels to bring you to one of these parties to show you off. As a message saying 'This is something you cannot have.
Mammon knows of the Tartaros Black market and he turns a blind eye, but he will gladly do something if you tell him to. Or if belphie gets off his ass and strong arms him.
Giving him a little more because getting asked for it: Mammon doesn't do shit about the black market because He owns part of it and he practically created it. This man runs his kingdom like a mafia and he is a mob boss. Shady dealings to other kingdoms smuggling goods anything for More money and greater goods.
Lucifer
Has purchased a human corpse from the same black market for scientific purposes he swears up and down.
He slowly corrupting himself He beats himself up over it but at the same time he kind of likes it.
"hey can I cut you open and look at your organs? No? Oh okay..."
Lucifer because of his past as an angel suddenly gets urges to kill you. They have gone down over time since his transformation as a devil but he really shouldn't be getting this hard over thoughts of putting his hands around your neck.
Makes aphrodisiacs as a paid commission for asmodeus. And asks you to test the drugs.
If you ever die he wants to keep your beautiful eyes.
Your blood is a beautiful drug like sweet wine. He's obsessed with the taste
Belphegor
Belphegor and his superpower of a kingdom are the only reason why the Kings actually give a damn about their laws. Nifleheim is a strong powerhouse and a great enemy to those who don't want to make one of them.
However, Belphegor isn't all justice and the law and order in fact far from that. He is the law whatever he wants he can bypass it and everyone will turn a blind eye. If you were ever sold by Mammon to the highest bidder Belphegor would be your buyer.
Grand spectacles of public executions are very popular thing in Nifleheim(Belphie Danganronpa fan)
The real horror is that belphie invest in cryptocurrency and has an NFT/j
Belphie is also completely dependent on you and he will make you stay any way necessary.
Belphie only hasn't cracked down on the others harder as he should is because he doesn't give a fuck what happens in other kingdoms if it is in his own.
Belphie thinks Asmodeus is a disgusting freak. Leviathan is an amateur to him. Satan and belphie would get along pretty well I think they would be FPS partners.
Asmodeus
All of hell's most heinous devils come here because the laws are so lax. You're wondering why this kingdom hasn't fall to complete anarchy... Apparently getting you addicted on sex and then withholding it as a punishment is surprisingly very effective.
Asmodeus would love to have you but hasn't invite you yet because... Well if your kingdom is filled with half trained rabid dogs and you throw a nice fine steak inside.... Yeahhh.
Asmodeus is actually a pretty nice dude, He's very calm, polite and chivalrous. Which makes you wonder how much of that is a mask. Something you'll never know.
Asmodeus has a harem I think that goes without saying. And he talks greatly about adding you to that harem and how you would be his favorite~
It's no secret that I think humans are a very sexualized being in hell. Asmodeus is one of the demons with a huge human kink. Humans in his eyes are still primal animals which is part of their biggest appeal to him.
Asmodeus thinks belphie has a stick up his ass and he needs to loosen the fuck up
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if this is how he interacts with his descendants then i wonder how he'll treat mc 😩 he's so father??
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C-can I asked for a stupid headcan about them playing Minecraft
♡》 WHB Kings Playing Minecraft.
┊ ➶ ｡˚ ° Sorry it took long~ I ended up writing some for the nobles too... but had to cut only for the kings because it would be too much.
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Satan
The griefer. He would pull out TNTs whenever he felt like it or light things on fire. It's an impulse.
Mining? Explosion. Fishing? Explosion. Building houses? Explosion.
His inventory has common things like flints and lava buckets.
You'd think he have a diamond sword, diamond armors or things like that until he pulls out a fucking rod.
Correction: enhanced blaze rod.
It has a knockback, fire aspect so it'll burn whoever is hit, sharpness, smites, bane of arthropods. You call it.
He has another one which is an ordinary rod that just deals damage and knockback.
Would use it with the people in his server occasionally. The nobles are eager to be the target of it.
Uses it to Mammon every time they meet and Mammon retaliates.
Despite being a griefer, he takes care of building and when the nobles told him he can find various materials he started mining and building along with others.
Paimon recommended using mods so he can have a motorbike in game. He is having fun building rails and riding minecarts.
“Expert” in redstone (aka puts it to everywhere + tnt + flint)
His playmode sways here and there but he has the most creative ideas when it comes to building.
Mammon
He traveled far and wide until he found the biome Badlands where there are mineshafts and golds.
Mammon is good at building and always experiments on various materials.
He always has treasures with him.
Either he takes whatever treasure is in the chest or leaves some. You better keep your stuffs in the ender chest :x
Eligos has to tell him many times to not make armors and weapons out of gold because it's not efficient when it comes to battle! TToTT)
So he just made a golden statue… various golden statues and some are built using redstones.
Mammon probably managed to put his ability in-game thanks to that.
He can activate giant hands in his server and they work as defensive walls.
if he is not in the server, he wears enhanced armors and weapons plus have many stacks of enhanced golden apple.
Implied a policy that in-game currency isn't exchangeable outside because a certain someone would have taken advantage of it.
People who can't afford a better computer can't enter Tartaros. Not because they have to pay to enter but because of the massive and detailed buildings that will overheat their computer TT-TT)
And when I tell you massive, I mean it obscures the sun. As if it was made by grand masters of constructions that will tell you “it's the average”.
They have a mod installed which allows them to have an advanced technology.
The server has a giant wall that resembles Mammon’s giant hand.
Ahem He dedicated a golden statue of MC’s bottom ♡
Leviathan
Since he can't hang someone in-game Leviathan uses instant-kill. They're gonna respawn anyway so no big deal.
I would say they have a mod to have tombs but… I can imagine Hades’ server to be proficient in potion making and animal taming.
Leviathan spends most of his time exploring other biomes such as nether, caves, ocean. Unlike in the outside world, in-game he can explore freely with minor accidents :3
He has a castle in each of the biomes.
I can tell he would love the Cherry Grove, Ice Spikes and even Savannah where there are many animals TTwTT)
He tames animals. Even tries taming monsters but those who hurt him are quickly dealt with. No hard feelings.
He seems like someone who doesn't care but he actually has insane armors, weapons and potions for competitive games.
Goes to another server from time to time carrying potions of invisibility.
Have more chances to stumble with Beelzebub than the Avisos’ nobles lol
Quickly log-out if it happens.
Beelzebub
Aye! The wandering king! Even in-game, he still wanders server to server.
His clones play too so you'll find him in various servers once at time.
You'll probably find him in unexpected places too…
He… have a fucking rod as a weapon TToTT)
Like… not a blaze rod like Satan… a FISHING ROD.
Yeah, it's enhanced. He forgot how he did it or what he put in it. He fucked around and find things out lol.
If you find him somewhere, there'll be a chance that he'll tag along with you and he suddenly disappears just like how you found him.
Just like outside, he still create unexplainable phenomena in-game TToTT
Lucifer
Just here to have fun~
Gamigin and Jjok helped him to get in creative mode so he can just fly around and stuffs~
He is just there to relax~
He builds here and there but is very slow because he needs to figure out.
So being in creative mode helps a lot so he won't have to search for them.
He goes in player mode though because he wants to feel the fun of actually playing it with others.
He does suck on mining…
Dies a lot…
He was mining and drowned in lava.
He drowned.
Fell on high places.
✨️Dumb Ways To Die✨️
He was flustered when he found out that there are wings in Minecraft! Gamigin was worried it would bring him bad memories but Lucifer didn't mind it.
He found it fun learning to fly again in a game. He crashed in various places until he got used to the control.
Belphegor
In AFK
Uses the game as background music while he does other stuff outside.
You know those videos of relaxing Minecraft music for 10 hours? Those
Don't bother to fight him. He cheats.
Asmo
Doesn't log-in often.
But when he does it's for hook-ups.
He prefers to feel the real thing and isn't very much in roleplay, especially when it comes to games.
Have various potions with him that he throws whenever he feels like.
I imagine him building a garden house? Lucifer like that. They hang together without speaking.
He builds the most questionable thing. Like strange things.
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Author Note: Asmodeus and Belphegor's are short there isn't much known about them but I wanted to include them too TT-TT)~ Thanks for the ask ♡ I don't get much often so it's always appreciated:3
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Hi there!
I'm just dropping by to say that, I love your artstyle and your MC!Allen and Satan's Dynamic. (They way you draw their expression is the highlight!)
Keep up the good drawing, and hopefully you don't get stuck in some of the stages.
Also, wishing you luck in getting a different king.
Hhhhh— thank you so much, I'm really happy that you enjoy what I'm drawing 🥹💖
As for the stages, for the moment I keep surviving. I'm around 20~ish in the 3rd chapter. I have everyone lvl 20 except Satan who's soon going to be 70 and Mammon 40 😂 (Guess who's my favorite haha)
For the different king... I'm actually holding hostage all my red keys. I'm so going for Asmodeus once he'll be released. I love his version in Dokidoki unholyc class and hope to see him in the game 💖
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Asmodeus and Lust
One of the main things about I don’t want to see with Asmodeus is that he’s just the sex guy. One, because this is already a porn game so he needs to do more to stand out. And two, reducing lust to just sex is boring. Too many games fall into that trap.
One of the games that uses the concept of Lust well is Darksiders 3. You play as one of the Horseman trying to recapture the Deadly Sins. I think what I’m hoping for from Asmodeus is encompassed by the following conversations.
The player character and her companion are in a poisonous swamp, trying to track down Lust.
Watcher: Not a particularly “lusty” location, is it?
Fury: Have you learned nothing? Appearances can be deceiving. Besides, Lust never appears as expected.
Watcher: What exactly do you mean by that?
Fury: The notion of sin is one thing. The concept of “lust” is something else entirely. Especially humanity’s concept of lust.
Watcher: I see. As in, a lust for...
Fury: You name it. The humans have quite the imagination. Lust is everything to everyone. That’s what makes Lust so dangerous.
Then, in your first meeting with Lust.
Lust: Can you guess what I... lust after? In this sad broken world... what is there left to want?
Fury: Power.
Lust: Hmmm. I always thought your were the smart one. Pity. To what do I owe this distinct pleasure?
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Given how horny the characters are. I’m expectibg this from Asmodeus if you marry him.
He’d just…not have the ring on his fingers, you’d ask him why he’s not wearing his wedding ring and he just smiled at you and says ‘I am’. You ask where on his hand it is and he laughs.
“It’s not on my hands, it’s on my cock.”
You don’t believe him and he shows you, however he’s half hard when he showed you. You don’t know why he did this.
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The nobles being wingmen for their kings
Gamigin would be the best wingman. The type of guy to prepare the most romantic dinner for you and Lucifer. He's the top Luci x MC shipper, he gets into ship wars with any other noble. He would love nothing more than to see his two favorite people being together. If at any point he learns how to fly, he will take you and Lucifer on a romantic fly (like in how to train your dragon).
Eligos would pretty you up for Mammon. He takes care of your clothing and makes sure you're all dolled up for Mammon. If you have an interest in clothing or costume design he will go shopping with you 24/7. He just wants you to feel good in Tartaros and to look your best. If you told him that you like a certain style of fashion, you'll start noticing Mammon wearing that style more often.
Ronové would tell you great stories about Asmodeus, but always leave out the ending. If you want to know how it ends, why not ask the legend himself. He would hype Asmodeus up everytime you two talk, and he'll make sure to make him seem as mysterious and appealing as possible. Would insist you come and visit Abaddon, at least for a day and you'll somehow arrive at Asmodeus' chambers. Have fun getting sore.
Amon is too tired and hungry to really think about his feelings for you in relation to Beelzebub. All he knows is that he adores Beelzebub and Beelzebub likes you, so he shall get you two together to please his king (and make him come back). He would talk your ear off about Beelzebub and you can swear he almost came on the spot while remebering their last encounter. Idk why, but I see him as the type to douse you in honey so the flys (aka Beelzebub) get more attracted to you.
Paimon has a fanpage for MC x Satan shipping content. Probably writes fanfics about you and Satan in his free time. He's the one that gets into shipping wars with Gamigin. He would take photos of you and Satan whenever he can. Like Eligos, he would also help you get dressed up better and help Satan out as well. His also there to kill any angels that may try to disturb you and Satan's date night.
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Looking back at this, it make senses that the other three won't be here.
If Lucifer still have angelic aura (And I think it hits different to the devils cause he is a Seraph) it'll be awkward for Lucifer to meet up with the others especially with small things like this.
My theory is that the other three Kings/Sins have a reason for not being around the other four. Like, I can get Lucifer not wanting around the other kings (I could theorize that they have more of stronger vibe then their nobles or other devils)
This make me wonder, what could be the dynamic of the last three kings with each other. Would Asmodeus tolerate Lucifer? Or Belphegor? Would they be close like what the four kings have with each other (Like, even if Leviathan doesn't seem like it. He seem to enjoy Mammon, Satan and Beelzebub's company) or the are they loners (Not all really cause they seem to be okay around their nobles).
Honestly, having Lucifer in the cast really shake things up.
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Music Headcanons: Kings
Satan: Hm, looks like we have to visit Asmodeus today...
Mammon: I haven't been to Abaddon in a while
Leviathan: I don't know why I have to go...
Beelzebub: He asked for us to show up, something new he added apparently
Lucifer:.......
*They're all standing in front of Asmo's palace as Satan opens the door*
*WAP by Cardi B/Meg the Stallion begins playing*
Satan: Uh....
Mammon: Oh I love this song
Beelzebub: *nodding his head to the beat mouthing the words "there's some hoes in this house"*
Leviathan: For fucks sake....
Lucifer:.....*takes out phone to add to playlist*
Asmodeus: Heyyyyyyyy~ Like my new palace theme song?? *enters the room with Ronove and Phenix on leashes*
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Asmodeus brainrot
I'm looking forward to Asmo more and more, and even though I know what he looks like in Love Unholic, I can't wait for him to appear where he belongs.
Phenix's chats
Asmo you monster, how dare you wear clothes, you should take them off immediately! *sets the camera*
Btw. Phenix. Calm down. He just wears a sheet. And he looks better in it than anyone in designer clothes.
Jokes aside for a moment. Avisos and Abaddon seems to be the safest places in Hell (in the context of an angelic invasion, of course). Avisos doesn't need angels to be in constant chaos, and Abaddon doesn't even need devils. Their king is enough.
In fact, we know from the comics that angels are actually afraid of Asmodeus' devils. So what about him himself? It's a theory, but Asmo may be the most powerful among the seven sins. If his mere presence has this effect on others, he doesn't even need to bother picking up a weapon. Everyone around will go crazy. Just approach and stab. Death. The end.
Offtop: in the context of a unit, it reminds me of Genshin and wondering how powerful the archon of Natlan will be since Bennet is a god himself. After seeing how powerful Ronove is, it can be a similar case.
Ronove's chats
This may refer to Love Unholic, but I haven't played it, so I don't know. That in itself is interesting, and the most interesting part is the last two sentences:
So far, the nobles were either delighted that we were choosing their kings (usually) or wanted to cause mischief (like Foras playfully suggesting that we should meet without telling Leviathan), I also saw Satan warning us about Beel (but knowing him, it's probably out of jealousy).
This seems like a sincere warning. We are warned by the devil who is fascinated by amputations, even if it's just a statement of fact rather than a suggestion that we should run away. Asmo, are you really gonna make a salad from our brain? Go on, I'm in for it-
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It seems that Asmo's energy depends on what he does. And Phenix is like a meter. The better the king's time, the worse it will be with this boy. Interestingly, Dantalian doesn't look like his aura affects him that much.
Dantalian's chats
We reach my favorite point of the program. No more mystical powerful king, welcome to an overwhelmed dad with three obnoxious children.
You know Dantalian. Asmo would had to grab him by the collar like a puppy, drag him behind him and put him in a cage to stop him. All his smugness evaporated and turned into irritation.
AND THIS.
Ronove's artifact
If Asmo wants to teach someone dignity, it must be a terrible case. I see how all methods failed and he just shoved it in his Ronove's mouth and gave up completly. He sounds so done here lmao
In summary - it looks like Asmo will be a powerful, terrifying demon whose mere presence will drill a hole in your brain.
Then, his boys show up. And this intimidating demon turns into a tired father.
I can see him gossiping with Bael, two of the most chaotic countries are ruled by single parents lol
Can't wait.
PS. If you like this kind of analysis here is another part:
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Whb Asmodeus prediction headcanons + rambling about abaddon
I am not basing this off of the asmo in love unholyc I never played the game because the app never worked on my phone 😭
I mention the natural pheromones headcanon
Cw: heavy dubcon
(@luceafarul-de-dimineata) here my friend here's your food
Asmodeus truly does not care who you sleep with, to be honest he wants you to tell him all the juicy details of what it's like with the other kings.
Asmo has mastered shape-shifting; I bet you 1,000 rings that in the story, he transforms into Minhyeok to have sex with you. Asmodeus values love just as much as he values lust He would think Minhyeok's puppy love is so cute. He loves the both of you and wish you could keep the two of you as cute little concubines.
Asmodeus is not allowed in the human world for many reasons. I fully believe Asmodeus has a breeding kink, hahah I think you can pick up when I'm putting down.
Asmodeus' scent is a natural aphrodisiac. It takes the scent depending on the favorite smell of the person smelling it; he can make it as strong as he wants. He wears perfume to mask it entirely because it's kind of hard to do business when everyone is horny around you.
Devils from Abaddon love humans a little too much, on the verge of over-sexualizing. To them, humans are weak cute little fuck toys. Their holes are nice, tight, and soft. It wouldn't be surprised if having a human partner is considered something of high value or status.
Asmodeus ADORES humans, Thatv devil has a borderline human kink.
Can you imagine what would happen if you started ovulating in Abaddon That's a sweet smell that already drives devils crazy. If that mixes with the energy from Asmodeus, I don't even think those demons will be anything more than just rutting animals.
Abaddon uses forms of chastity and something that binds the arms as a form of punishment for its devils. Pleasure is a reward unable to receive pleasure is a punishment. Devils not native Abaddon or angels get the Pillory.
#whb abaddon#whb asmodeus#whb x reader#whb#what in hell is bad#whb smut#whb x mc#what in “hell” is bad?#wihib#wihib x reader
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