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ch6sos · 11 days

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✧.* nanami headcanons <3

He hums/sings while showering and feels embarrassed when confronted about it.

When someone he enjoys talking to speaks to him, he usually appears serious, but his expression is always unreadable. The expression conveys pure fondness for the person!! He enjoys hearing them ramble about their day, their lives, etc. He gives them a warm look.

Definitely a listener more than a rambler. He listens to people all the time, and remembers the small details about them. He tends to bring them up sometimes, which surprises the other person. But, he is extremely attentive to detail and loves getting to know people.

You know how in Korean dramas, the male lead is always a jack of all trades or something? Nanami is exactly that guy. Need assistance with your plumbing? He is there. Do you need to fix a lightbulb? He is there. Need help building a house? He is there.

He plays an instrument. He would play either the piano, violin, or flute.

He definitely enjoys watching movies in his spare time. When he is not doing anything, he enjoys watching movies. If he existed in the modern world, he would for sure have a Letterboxd account.

In a Modern AU, Nanami would undoubtedly be an English/History major. I do not care what anyone says. Maybe philosophy or business. But he would be one of those fine humanities majors you notice and immediately fall for.

Books are his specialty. He probably has several places where he goes to relax and read a book he recently purchased.

Speaking of books, if he gets a partner, he will read to them. He would cuddle them in bed, holding them in his arms while he read silently to them, pressing his lips against their ear, the soft, deep tone of his voice sounding like a musical masterpiece in their ear.

Pottery!! He enjoys pottery so much. He probably went to a pottery event/class when he was bored (he failed, the bowl looked like a deformed apple) but he really enjoyed the process. He definitely began to watch more videos on pottery and probably got himself a pottery wheel.

He is definitely an animal lover. he doesn't look like it, but he loves, LOVES, LOVES animals. If he sees a dog, his heart flutters but he doesn't touch it just in case. But, he's an animal attractor of course. The dogs are all over him at the dog park, and he smiles a little while petting them.

Speaking of animals, he probably has a cat. The cat is named after a food for sure. It is most definitely a type of bread or sandwich or a nut. For example, Pistachio or Baguette.

Super gentle with children. He genuinely enjoys being around them. Ask him about having children He will Be On Board.

HE WOULD NOT BE MEAN. The amount of people I have seen mischaracterize him by making him mean just because he's serious. No. He is just introverted and serious and needs to be comfortable around a person.

During relationships, he genuinely enjoys checking in on the person he is dating. He is always there for them, comforting, cherishing, and listening. He tries to get off work as soon as possible so that he can spend time with his significant other.

If he is shown too much affection, he does not snap or become angry with the person. He just blushes. He just lets out a soft "hm" and pretends to be serious, but his heart is racing, and his cheeks, ears, and neck indicate otherwise. He also gives them a slightly surprised look that quickly turns to his stoic look.

He definitely bought baby shoes at a store just because he thought they were so cute. Mans just wants a baby.

He would be both a girl and a boy dad. I do not care what anyone says; he loves both. If he has a son, he will do everything in his power to raise him as a gentleman while also showing him a lot of love and affection. If he has a daughter, he will be so gentle with her while also raising her to be a sophisticated, strong young woman.

Genuinely would be the grandpa of the friend group. Come on. Just look at him.

As a teenager, he probably would do the emo hair flip thing because his fringe kept getting onto his eye. Gojo probably laughed his ass off.

Secretly really touch-starved. People think he is not affectionate, but he is, just not in public. He would most likely grab his significant other while they were doing something and attack them with kisses. He probably likes being a little spoon sometimes even though he looks like an old man. He is clingy, okay? But not overly clingy. Sometimes he needs his own space.

Loves kissing their partner's beauty moles. The ones under their nose, the ones on their ear, the ones on scattered around their face, the ones in other areas... Wherever they are located, he will kiss them.

Sometimes he needs to be reassured. He needs to know if he is doing okay, if he is treating a person well. It looks like he does not need it, but he genuinely sometimes gets insecure about how others perceive him or how well he treats them. He worries about hurting someone's feelings.

Loves to try and hype up his partner with extreme amount of compliments. He is truly the number one simp and hype man.

I am a strong advocate for the fact that Nanami loves people of color. Like he will date a person of color. I don't CARE. I am Afro-Latina let me have my headcanon in peace : (

Once again. He is NOT mean. He will not yell. If he is angry, he is calm. He does not yell and if he does it is extremely rare. But he would never in his life yell at his partner or children if he has any. The only way he shows disappointment is by staying calm.

Speaking of being angry, he is not the type to show silent treatment. He would much rather talk rather than give a cold shoulder. He is a grown man. He knows how to communicate, people.

Old-fashioned nicknames. That is all. My love. Darling. Sweetheart.

He is probably fluent in several languages. I understand he is overly perfect, but he is perfect in my eyes. He probably takes the time to learn languages so that people feel included. Plus, he genuinely enjoys learning about different cultures.

Owned a bakery or worked as a chef at some point in his life. Maybe even a barista.

Helps old ladies cross the street, assists people with heavy bags, is courteous to his neighbors, and is the grandson of every old neighbor ever.

Probably is the type of guy to sit down on the couch and not try at Just Dance, and ends up winning.

Despite being serious, he would genuinely be bad at the game Among Us. This is so random but hear me out.

Favorite ice cream flavor is probably coffee or pistachio. Maybe even basic vanilla. He is not a big fan anyway.

Jazz music, classical music, old music is his speciality. In high school during his emo hair era he more so listened to 90s rock/punk rock.

His most used app(s) on his Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra is WhatsApp and Candy Crush.

Definitely has a whole closet of clothing and browses through them every night to see what suit he wants to wear for the next day.

When he shops or gets food, he goes to local family owned shops. He does not go to Starbucks for his coffee. He goes to the local family owned coffee shop.

Dry texter but if he gets a partner who is not a dry texter, he genuinely begins to pick up their habits. If they type with emojis he begins using emojis. I apologize but he'd unironically use the laughing crying emoji. "Haha! 😂". Okay but genuinely, he would actually keyboard slam at some point. He sends them a photo, they go like "jshekehdkehdjdlsjdl" and one time they did the same thing and he was like:

"....Kshskshdjxbsnab." You know?

He is low key sassy. He was affected by sassy man apocalypse. He hides it in that serious exterior of his but he gives the biggest side eyes sometimes, crosses his legs too.

Snores like a dad. Bro was probably recorded by Haibara while he was in the dorms and bro was snoring like a regular ol dad. Drooling too. What a silly guy.

Anyway...

Overall, the best man ever. He is the man ever and that is why he is not real. Unfortunately.

forever angel <33

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chu-wu · 9 months

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GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!!

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK OFC <333333

*which also means chapter 101 is coming ahahhaha I might just pull a Dazai on everyone after I watch the new ep next week...

#I just got the time to watch ep7 and im losing my mindddddd #his weird vampire noises tho #also dazai and sigmas silly little dance was so fun to watch #cant wait for the new ep!!!#aaaaaaahelpicantthinkstraight #maybebcimnotstraightlol #why isn't he real #help #chuuya #bungo stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #s5ep7 #soukoku

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puffin-smoke · 6 months

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Words cannot describe the way I feel about Lasko fucking Moore

#Why isn't he REAL #redacted lasko #lasko moore #BRITTANY BROSKI DOESN'T DESERVE HIM

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redhoodswife · 9 months

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Look at this man's thighs. His legs are as big around as me, I need his workout routine.

#dc comics #jason todd #batfam #batkids #look at him #I would let him step over me #just to see his thighs up close #I need to workout with this man #why isn't he real

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reanimated-alice · 1 year

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can't sleep, and this is in my head, so i needed to write it.

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It's late. You can't sleep. Nothing feels comfortable. You've already stripped down to your underwear, but even the blankets touching your bare skin feels icky. You looked at the clock.

1:04 AM.

You grabbed the phone from it's place on the wall and dialed the number you knew like the back of your hand. It rang for a moment, before the voice you knew so well and loved so much came through.

"Hello?" came the sleep ridden voice through the line. You could have burst into tears just from that.

"Stevie?" your sleep deprived voice was nothing new to Steve, but it still hurt him to hear it.

"Y/N," he breathed, his voice relaxing. "Can't sleep?"

You shook your head before remembering he couldn't see you. "I need you. All of you. Please."

"I'll go grab the other guys, and we'll be over as soon as possible," he promised. "Get into bed and get ready for us, alright honey?"

"Okay, I will. I love you, Stevie," your tired voice made his heart melt.

"I love you, too."

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You put on an old band shirt of Eddie's before climbing back into bed. Your parents were like Steve's, super rich and never home. That's how you two had bonded in the first place.

So there was no question that all four of you could fit in your bed. You, Eddie, Billy, and Steve had done this multiple time before. It was comforting for all of you.

You heard the door downstairs unlock, open, and shut after a minute. You heard shuffling as the boys took off their jackets and shoes. You got out of bed and walked out into the hall, to the top of the stairs. Billy saw you first.

"Hey, Miss Sunshine," he said affectionately with a smile. You smiled back, knowing you must look like hell. But none of them cared. The only thing they loved as much as you was each other. And they loved you very much.

Eddie's head popped around the corner next. He smiled too. "Hey princess. Heard you were having trouble sleeping."

You nodded, holding your elbows as Billy rushed up the stairs, scooping you up into his arms. You wrapped your arms around his neck and buried your face into it. You heard Eddie and Steve rush up behind you guys.

Billy carried you into your room, pulling your covers back and laying you down on the bed before shucking his jeans and shirt off. The other two followed suit, Steve shutting the door behind him. Billy fluffed you pillows before laying down on your right side.

Steve laid down on your left, and Eddie, never one to be left out, laid between your legs with his head on your stomach. You carded your fingers through his hair and smiled at him.

"Thanks for coming, you guys. 'M sorry for waking you," you said, laying back. The three boys shared a look.

'Of course, sunshine," said Billy. "We'll come whenever you need us."

"We know you'd do the same for us," said Eddie. He was right, you would do this for any of them.

You each handled stress differently, but you took comfort in each other. It was nice to know you were surrounded by the boys who loved you and each other so much.

Steve started rubbing your scalp with his fingernails. You hummed in pleasure as he said, "Go to sleep honey. We'll be here in the morning."

After each of them kissing you and each other, you were finally able to close your eyes and fall into a sleep full of bliss.

#billy hargove x reader #eddie munson #why isn't he real #steve harrington #billy hargrove #i need a steve x billy x reader x eddie now please #eddie x you #eddie x reader

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someonesomehowsomewhere · 7 months

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Every time I hear the fucking Morenatsu title screen music I feel so fucking lonely.

SHUN I MISS YOU WAAAA-

#morenatsu #why isn't he real #WHY ISN'T HE REAL GODDAMMIT #Shun I miss you waaaa

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closet-degenerate · 11 months

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My kimetsu no yaiba board on Pinterest is just a Himejima Gyomei board in disguise

#anime #anime men #kimestu no yaiba #gyomei himejima #gyomei #i love this man #uuughhhhh #why isn't he real #whhhyyyyyyy #i need him #god please #demon slayer hashira #hashira

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prismatic-starstuff · 9 months

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i am Genuinely sad that Astarion isn't A) real and B) in my arms being tenderly held and praised and having his hair softly combed

#he's not just a want he's a need #why isn't he real #why am i not his #ue ue ue #audible whining

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loveackermannn · 2 years

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i want to be sandwiched between the thighs of levi ackerman.

#chaloveslevi #shitrambles #levi ackerman #i would do anything bro #like levi please one chance.#wtf am i doing #HES FICTIONAL.#literally lines compiled into a beefy sexy man #why isn't he real #cries*#HIS THIGHS ARE SOOOOO

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v-anrouge · 2 years

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rook is so fucking beautiful i swear to god i want to take his face into my hands and never fucking let go i want to make cafuné on him until he falls asleep on my lap i want to kiss his stupidly beautiful face he is so fucking caring and sweet but he is so creepy and weird and i love him for it i want to hug him so tight my arms will hurt afterwards i want to stay as close to him as humanly possible i want to hold his beautiful giantic hands and then bring them to my lips and kiss them i want to go running up to him everytime i see him and hug him as a greeting i want to spend my entire life by his side AND HE IS NOT REAL.

#twisted wonderland #rook hunt #twst rook #why must i suffer #WHY ISN'T HE REAL #WHY CAN'T HE EXIST #WHY IS HE FICTIONAL #i love him so much...#im gonna jump off a bridge #im gonna pass out #he is too gorgeous #i cant handle it #･͛♡̷̷̷･͛ fora da casinha ‧ֺ․۬‧˖➳

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judadisyourjudaddy · 19 days

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exercising out of spite>>>>>>>>

#sorry i know thats rude #WHY ISN'T HE REAL

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sunsestart · 6 months

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Small...

#I saw this on twitter and I just had to draw it akshsksj #“the real reason why papyrus isn't on deltarune”#sunsest-art #undertale #papyrus #art #deltarune #queen deltarune #I just think it's funny #most of us are used to Payrus being perceived as tall #but his sprite is quite small #hes just the tiny🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

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radiance1 · 4 months

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Damian: [brushing his teeth]

The shadow hanging over his shoulder: [Gets its teeth dangerously close to Damian's shoulder]

Damian: [Shoves a toothbrush into said shadow move and starts brush]

The shadow: [Pauses before starting to let out a contented purr]

Damian then spits out the foam and washes out his mouth, then makes the shadow do the same and then picks out pjs.

Damian: [Currently decided if he should go with the cat, dog, or knife imprinted one]

The shadow: [Starts getting dangerously close to Damian with, toxic green spirals it calls eyes]

Damian: [Throws the dog imprinted one behind him at the shadow and takes the cat imprinted one for himself and tells the shadow to put it on]

The shadow: [Stares at the clothes before hesitantly putting them on before letting out a noise of distress]

Damian: [Turning around to find the shadow somehow stuck in the pjs, lets out a sigh, then starts to help them fit]

Damian then moves over to the bed, he points to one side and tells the shadow to go there. The shadow listens, laying down as Damian also lays down, grabbing the sheets and covering them both.

It barely took a few seconds for the shadow to fall asleep, and Damian stared at it. Damian wasn't quite sure why the shadow of his dead twin was following him, nor why it was even able to and seemed to hide itself from anyone who isn't Damian.

Nobody besides him knew about it, and Damian decided that he liked it. This could have been his younger brother, if the other had survived, and they would have probably been told to fight to the death to decide an heir.

At the very least, that won't ever happen.

Even if his brother was slightly unusual.

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Danny did not remember much of the before, he remembered people with blurred faces and features, blurred colors. He remembered a lot of colors, then red, then white, then pain.

He doesn't like pain, he believes.

Then he remembered going to sleep, and then he woke up. It was dark and slimy and cramped when he woke up, especially when he realized someone else was in their with him.

Then he fell asleep again, then woke up to that same dark and slimy place, then fell asleep again, all in some weird cycle. Then, moving, and pain.

It hurt, and he was sluggish when it eventually stopped. Then came pain again, and he was asleep.

Then he woke up, again.

He didn't know what was happening, wasn't really aware of too. But he woke up next to the other who was in that dark and slimy with him, and decided he wanted to stay with them.

He wasn't aware enough for most of the things that happened when Damian grew up, but he still stayed regardless, and hide from everyone else.

Danny loves his brother, and he thinks his brother loves him too. Even if he was slightly unusual.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny died and reincarnated #After a ruthless amount of experimentation at that #He only vaguely remembers his past life lawl #Anyways Danny was reborn as Damian's twin but was killed because of a birth defect #Then he woke up again as some weird shadow creature and attached himself to Damian #Damian meanwhile isn't quite sure why his brother is still around when he should be dead #But takes care of him regardless of that fact #Even if his brother seemed to move more on instinct with the curiosity of a ten year old despite technically being the same age as him #For the record #Danny ISN'T a halfa here #Since he died he lost that status lawl #Danny is a shadow creature who attached himself to his older brother Damian #Shocker I know #Real different to how I usually have them in my posts huh?#Right Danny still takes the form of a child #A shadowy wispy child but still #He only comes up to Damian's chest lawl but he can fly so it balances out #He also weighs nothing so Damian can just easily pick him up lol

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spotsupstuff · 2 months

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day 15

Moon, I need you to develop arachnophobia or smth pronto and do *any*thing about your damn underhang. I can't handle it

#rw #rain world #rw art month #tw arachnophobia #rw looks to the moon #rw spearmaster #philosophy sessions au #my art #i've done more animatic work with moon than anyone else why the Shit she isn't even on my favorite list or anything #the spiders are actually the reason why pebbles took her water away. real facts here. he had enough n had to let her sail down

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hualianschild · 4 months

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saw this on my tl and oh op is so right

credits to @/melondenden on X

#I've been saying he's such an artist since I first read the book ??#like please give me an ounce of that creative streak my king I'm suffering here #and the way i call the cave of thousand gods his secret studio lmao #paradise manor was just him being bored and silly to the point he decided to do an interior designing project #and i want to take him with me to go jewellery shopping #and asking for styling and makeup tips #gosh WHY ISN'T HE A REAL PERSON ???#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx

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tellerluna-stories · 2 years

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I have seen at least three edits of dokja with shinunoga e wa as the audio and respectfully,,,,, I am this close to melting into a hapless puddle

#why isn't he real #WHY ISN'T HE REl #A L #well I'm real but I don't think I can date myself LOL #annie howls at the moon

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