It is literally illegal that Regé-Jean Page doesn’t have his own tv show yet where Xenk just shows up on the set of other shows and casually paladin on through for an episode
Not just fantasy either
I want this man to walk into Star Trek and compliment them on their useful magics
“Average character in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves rolls 3 nat 20s per campaign" factoid actually just statistical error. Average character in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves rolls 0 nat 20s per campaign. Xenk Georg, who has the favor of the Dice Gods™ & rolls over 10,000 nat 20s every session, is an outlier and should not have been counted