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aclosetfan · 3 years

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Do you have any new ppg headcannon bc I'm starving for some.

:p ive always got some!

But lmao I misread the ask and thought you meant, “new ppg headcannons BC” as in, “for buttercup,” but like I just added the “for” for some reason so 😬 that’s what I wrote. My bad. She’s just on my mind. I’ve got more for the two other girls, their sibling relationships, and other characters, but I don’t want to bore you, so we’ll stick with buttercup 😂

My h/c’s typically depend on the story I’m envisioning in my head, but I’ve got a few that are consistent:

- more jock than punk. I see a lot of people lean hard into the punk aesthetic, which I appreciate, but BC feels more jock to me, she’s too athletic not to be!

- I don’t really get too caught up in the “sexuality” debates, but I lean bisexual, and also pretty androgynous (or non-binary if you prefer that terminology) in gender representation

- but really I don’t think any of that matters much to BC. She doesn’t define herself, basically just vibes and looks good doing it

- rip to her hair tho. She’s always taking scissors to it until she grows up a bit and figures out a good stable “adult” haircut. But her hair never grows past her shoulders and she doesn’t like it in her face.

- I don’t think she’s thinks she’s pretty. I feel she sees her body as a lethal tool, and I think the people around her affirm that thinking, but no one takes the time to remind her she’s pretty (like they do her sisters) and that’s got to have an effect on her. (She’s got ugly duckling syndrome lol)

- also a sad one, but I think she deals with a guilty conscience! She takes her mistakes hard and ends up over apologetic when she gets older. ((For example, she doesn’t like going to the dentist because of that whole dentist episode where she punched out peoples teeth for money lmao; and she’s too friendly to Elmer for bullying him when she was in preschool))

- I like her not having a special power, so I don’t fuss with that debate. Don’t need a special power if you’re already the best 🤷‍♀️ I also don’t think she needs to be the strongest/fastest out of the three sisters to be the “toughest” because those traits dont equal toughness. It’s her endurance and perseverance that make her tough and getting stuck in the weeds of which sister is stronger defeats the point of the show, ya know?

- however I feel she works out/trains the most so she’s probably the best fighter!

- lmao no one’s going to agree with this one, but I think of her as more a morning person than night owl! I think she’s the one who wakes up early to work out, eat, shower, and than throw her sisters out of bed so they (they meaning blossom, who’s a chronic night owl) don’t bitch about being late to school/etc

- idk there’s just something about this girl that makes me feel like one of two things would happen if she went to the beach: 1) she’d bitch about the sand the WHOLE time or 2) she’d bury herself up to her head in the sand and stay there the WHOLE time—-there is no in between

- “what would buttercup be when she grew up???”Thanks for the question you totally actually asked and I didn’t just make up!! I’ve got (5) routes BC could take:

1) (my fave) Healthcare! I think she could take this path in a powers or no-powers au. I don’t see her as a doctor, but I do see her as a nurse ((ER only/though pediatric would be funny with her character, like imagine the cute scrubs lol, and then, imagine she buys cute scrubs with her and her sisters faces plastered on them b/c she’s funny like that)). I also see her in physical therapy! But mostly I see her as an emergency responder! She does good in emergency situations, and I’m assuming because she’s a superhero she has a basic understanding of first aid, so this would fit her skills set. Also, going into healthcare would allow her to do something “physical” while helping others ((she’s very hero-minded 😊))

2) personal trainer who specializes in self defense! Works for stories with powers or no powers. I could also see her owning her own gym

3) just a full time superhero / or in a no powers au, special agent of the PPG (wink to the people who know what I’m referencing)

4) professional athlete. Only for a no power au because having powers would be cheating. But this option is boring to me ngl

5) lmaooo housewife. Listen, tell me BC doesn’t remind you of Izumi from FMAB?! TELL ME IM WRONG!!!! Like she gets pissed off being a hero, retires, and wants to live a normal domestic life but keeps getting sucked out of retirement to save the world!! (Also Izumi marries a butcher 😉) Buttercup would be a kickass mom of 5 unruly little boys and it’d be a good ass time

For example:

Taking care of her kids—

saving her kids—

Having a equally retired but badass husband—

- I’ve got a whole plot about the housewife thing ngl so I’m always a little excited to talk about it

- in line with the domestic au, I feel buttercup would actually be pretty good with kids! Babies would freak her out because she’d be scared she’d break them, but she’d probably be the “cool” babysitter and let you stay up past your bedtime (bubbles is also good with kids, blossom is not)

- physical touch is BC’s love language and she hates when she catches herself leaning into it. Then it goes, acts of service (the whole superhero thing), words of affirmation, quality time (she can have introverted tendencies so this is towards the bottom), and gift giving! (Bubbles would be gift giving, conflicting with BC) (Blossom would be words of affirmation followed very closely by acts of service)

- yeah I def see her as an introverted extrovert. Pretty shy at first, acts cool to cover it up, then really shows you who she is as you get to know her!

And I’ll end it here! I hope you like them sorry again for misreading the ask and only doing Butters!

#please look under the cut for all of them :)#sorry again I’m a dumbass #let me know what you think!#@zprincessiw #ppg buttercup #head canons #asks #I’ve got a list of these I’ve done before but I can’t find them now :( if I do I’ll link them

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0000507 · 4 years

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Into the Spider-verse, but make it about the Umbrella Academy

Album challenge: Umbrella Academy Edition, i.e. I take a songlist and try and attribute each song to a character.

Song lyrics and (my personal, probably inaccurate) character analysis under the cut. Fair warning, long ass post is long.

So I’m starting this challenge with the Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse album because I’ve been listening to it (a lot) lately.

01. What’s Up Danger by Blackway & Black Caviar is, to me, very much a Five song. Like, just check out these lyrics:

Ayy, gettin' old, they doubted us Makes it that more marvelous … Two-hundred miles-per-hour wit' a blindfold on (on) Mama always askin', "Where did I go wrong?" (wrong) What's up, danger? Ah, what's up, danger? Traveled two-hundred miles, I'm knockin' at your door And I don't really care if you ain't done wrong, come on What's up, danger? (Danger) D-don't be a stranger (stranger) I like it when trouble brews, I won't dare change I like it when there's turbulence on my airplanes I like it when I sense things I can't see yet Swimmin' with sharks when they ain't feed yet 'Cause I like high chances that I might lose I like it all on the edge just like you, ayy I like tall buildings so I can leap off of 'em I go hard wit' it no matter how dark it is If I'm crazy, I'm on my own If I'm waitin', it's on my throne If I sound lazy, just ignore my tone 'Cause I'm always gonna answer when you call my phone Like, what's up, danger? (Danger) Like, what's up, danger? Can't stop me now I said, "I got you now" I'm right here at your door I won't leave, I want more What's up, danger?

02. Next up we have Sunflower by Post Malone & Swae Lee which, to be honest, gives me such heavy Vanya vibes I can’t even. More so due to the song itself than the lyrics, but they’re still pretty accurate. That smooth af sound, tho.

Give me a reason to (to, to) Oh, every time I'm walkin' out (ayy) I can hear you tellin' me to turn around Fightin' for my trust and you won't back down Even if we gotta risk it all right now, oh (now) I know you're scared of the unknown (known) You don't wanna be alone (alone) I know I always come and go (and go) But it's out of my control And you'll be left in the dust Unless I stuck by ya

03. Next we have Way Up by Jaden Smith, which, despite being a boppin’ song, really didn’t remind me of anyone in particular until I really sat down and read the lyrics. So I’m going to attribute this one (tentatively) to all of the seven, though I’m leaning a little heavier towards Luther than the rest.

I went from boy to a man, wow (man) Opposition had to stand down Man I had to make a perfect plan, now I'm on the wave (Wave, wave, wave) I had to fight for the city (for the city) I had to fight for the people (for the people) You gotta do what all leaders do (go) Everyone here, we believe in you (yeah) Know you can be a hero 'cause we seen you do it (woo) And this is the time that we needin' you (you) Everyone is here to see you move (move) Winnin', we winnin', we winnin' (we winnin') We put a world on a wave (wave) And every time you swinging through the city You are the saving the day (let's go) ... We had to fight for the town (town) Now there's no villains allowed ('lowed) Everyone cheer in the crowd But I'm still way up, I'm over the clouds (clouds) We had to fight for the city (city) Competition was lethal (lethal) Honestly it's no biggie (biggie) I had to do what all leaders do ... They always hate on us, but they can't do it without us Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, we out here cleanin' the streets (streets) We don't accept the defeat ('feat) We keep on going until we win (win) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of 'em weak in the knees (knees) Deer in headlights when they freeze (freeze) But we keep on going until we win

04. Familia by Nicki Minaj & Anuel AA ft. Bantu is, without a single doubt, representative of all of the Hargreeves siblings. Full stop.

Father, father, unforgivable This is my house, you made it personal It's always trouble when they go too far Nobody mess with my familia Father, father, could you bless his soul? He talking crazy, I may lose control

05. The lyrics don’t necessarily fit in some places, but the general tone and feel of Invincible by Amine still makes it a Luther song in my book.

I wanna, I wanna fly right now I wanna see all my homies get down I wanna feel like I can't come down I got a dream so I can't stop now I gotta stop feeling invisible And start feeling invincible Hate feeling impossible The hardest thing is believing in your dreams Stop feeling invisible And start feeling invincible Hate feeling impossible The hardest thing is believing in your dreams I feel like a stranger to myself And sometimes that feels dangerous But I'll bet you'll see me For who I truly am, maybe not if it wasn't bland Some days I look in mirrors and I wonder who's that man

06. Start a Riot by DUCKWRTH & Shaboozey is Diego’s official anthem don’t @ me. The dude probably blasts this when he’s taking down bad guys. A bit of shade, a bit of bass, I can fully see Diego rocking to this song.

When I say, "Brooklyn, stand up" (stand up) You better just fix your posture And every hero needs his theme song So, who in here tryna You ain't got a chance, boy What you think? (Huh?) I thrown in everything but the kitchen sink (yeah) I try to be friendly in the neighborhood (okay) I know all the little grannies wanna sip they tea (yeah) And here you come, all barging in (huh?) All ugly like a brown fur cardigan We receive the monologue and the arguing I'm like who in here tryna start a riot? … If you bump that action, it don't matter Just let me know, oh, know Make way (make way) I'm comin' through With my crew to make 'em pay I don't need no super suit I'm feelin' brave Don't be a hero Turn around and walk away … Every day is like a sticky situation When evil's looking for a chance (for a chance, ooh) And I know we are the newest generation (newest, newest) We got the power in our hands

07. Hide by Juice WRLD ft. Seezyn is, for me, all about Allison and how having and losing Claire changed her as a person. This is a more sorrowful song, but I still think it fits her. Slow, more laid back, but still heartfelt.

She made me leave the thrills at home And I'm fine with it She really made me lose control I'ma let my love unfold We're just two lost souls But we're fine with it There's love at my front door, short notice You're not like the same girls I notice Think I met my soul mate Yeah, I know it When it gets dark outside In you I confide You help me face my demons I won't hide, hide Girls like you are hard to find I hope you don't mind If I give you the time of your life … Life is not the same With your pictures in my frame Now that you're here I want nothing to change You pick me up when I'm down I need you around You seen me through my darkest times Girl, is there something that you try to find? You brought meaning to my life All because of you, I do right Because of you, I have a purpose Fight for the world, because you're worth it

08. Oof, this next song. Despite having a nice little lo-fi beat and a lighter sound going on, in the context of his experiences I really do think that Memories by Thutmose personifies Ben (both the Umbrella and Sparrow versions) and, to an extension, Klaus (seeing as dead!Ben can only interact with the world through him).

My memories came back In the form of someone else … Memories It's gon' take some getting used to Memories Feel the pain when it hits you Memories Don't you ever let them fool you Don't you ever let them fool you 'Cause I know that you know that it ain't true I learned the hard way about trust About us, about us You sin and be on your high horse We're not so stable anymore What's left if I give you my all?

09. Save The Day by Ski Mask The Slump God & Jacquees ft. Coi Leray & lougotcash was a tough one, because the sound really didn’t fit in with anyone and I wasn’t really feeling it in regards to the group at large, but then I started digging into the lyrics and...

I pull up and save the day Don't want any problems, I'll be a call away I'm ready for action, fly without a cape I'm one of those ones, they'll never beat me

Okay, fair enough, this one can go into the “All” category. But, y’all, when I tell you I felt my soul ascend when I read this line:

You could still be adopted even though you a sibling

I am positive this song represent all of the siblings, now.

10. It’s time for the angst track, everybody. And let me tell you that Let Go by Beau Young Prince has the reverb, the tone, and the soul crushing lyrics for the job. It’s universal angst, too, because this could honestly apply to any of the seven.

Sometimes I don't really know myself Devil on my back, pray for me, need help Angel in the front tryna guide my steps Who do you call when you need some help? Who do you call when you by yourself? Who do you call when you feel down low? I just wanna scream, I just wanna explode … Violence in the streets, I just wanna calm the beast All these problems I'm just fightin' with myself are enemies Looking for my peace while I'm (Looking for my peace while I'm) I just wanna swing and fly away (fly away) I just wanna see a better day (yeah) I just wanna soar and never drown (never drown) I'm looking for my happiness now (now) I just wanna swing and fly away (fly away) I just wanna see a better day (a better day) I just wanna soar and never drown (drown) I'm looking for my happiness now, yeah

11. Scared of the Dark by Lil Wayne & Ty Dolla $ign ft XXXTENACION is one of those tracks that immediately hooks you, pulls you in, and then sucker punches you in the feelings. With that in mind, in both a literal and figurative sense, this song is all about Klaus.

I'm not scared of the dark I'm not running, running, running No, I'm not afraid of the fall I'm not scared, not at all Why would a star, a star ever be afraid of the dark? I'm not scared I'm not scared, even from the start I'm not scared of the dark Of the dark, mmm Tunechi I ain't never scared and I ain't never horrified I just look down at my Rolex, it said it's the darkest times I ain't never terrified, I ain't never petrified You know I see dead people, I just tell 'em, "Get a life" I ain't never scurred, I'm not sure if that's a word, but I mean every word, feelin' like, "Do not disturb, " wait … You know I can read your mind like I'm the author There's a line for tomorrow and that line's gettin' shorter I'm behind the trigger, what if I am the target? Deep sigh, a sayōnara, I ain't afraid to die It's either goodbye or good mornin', and the skies start to fallin' And I'ma shine in the darkness

12. Elevate by DJ Khalil ft. Denzel Curry, YBN Cordae, SwaVay & Trevor Rich has that kind of upbeat tone, can-do attitude, and fun tempo that immediately makes me want to see a scene where the Hargreeves siblings fight a bunch of baddies (together) to this song.

No millimeter, this is my arena I'm the black widow with a bad stinger And I'll make you scream like a bad singer I'm everything that you wanna be plus more Since there's no heroes anymore Jump out the window, then put the mask on Who the bad man that a man gotta bash on? … They will slander me, I just plan to be Somethin' powerful for my family Tried to balance life and my sanity Show a different side of humanity So amazin', keep appraisin' Save you from a home invasion Chasin' robbers from the bank … When the light shine, I go python I've fallen, on my last lifeline There's no way in my right mind My city up on my back tight How can I possibly act right? I'm Robin Hood, I'm the Black Knight I know you heard 'bout my last fight 'Cause I win, over and over again Battlin' evil, I'm hopin' to win Fightin' my demons, I'm nice for a reason Enticed with the bleedin', I'm showin' my sins How can you expect me to stay sane? Protect me My technique go X speed on high waves and jet skis I jump off this building to save these civilians My strength and my honor is trusted by children I'm ready and willing to fight all these villains No chaos or killings, my style is so brilliant … I may have lost the battle but I will not lose the war I can promise you I will not lose this time

13. And finally, Home by Vince Staples has a soulful kind of sound to it that, combined with the lyrics, reminds me that Five will quite literally do anything, endure anything, kill anything, to get back to and protect his family. It also has a kind of epic choral-esque start and finish to it that felt really nice to listen to.

This morning I woke up in a fortress of distortion I'm at war with my emotions, I'm at war with they enforcement Tryna fight for what's right and got sidetracked Where your mind at? Never mind that Can we think in a blink, you swimmin', you sinkin' You win, you leavin' a head where I've loaded my weapon I stay with my brethren, I pay for protection My prey in my sight so I'm doing what's right and not askin' no questions I wanna be home free Where's one that was lonely? But I'm ready and waitin' For my day of salvation, and I'm patient I'm coming home now I'm coming home … Right where I belong now Right where I belong They looking for saviors, I'm looking for safety They never gon' break me, take me Down on my knees, believe I'm never gon' beg or plead Yeah, I never say never, but I guarantee Gather my strength, goin' hard in the paint Paint you a picture, it's put on display I'm gonna get, they don't give then I take Can't take me down now My feet on the ground now Fight 'til I'm down now Say it out loud now Say it out loud, are you ready for war?

And there you have it. If anyone has any suggestions or questions about this challenge feel free to wander into my ask box.

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miriossunshine · 4 years

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matchup for 💗 @ciels-the-limit 💗

“hi, so since quarantine has led to a lot of self-reflection and a lot more being dropped by fake friends, i've taken a lot of time to sort of figure myself out and re-invent myself as the kind of person i want to be and not what anyone else wants. to celebrate i decided to come to my fave mods, specifically for a bnha student matchup~ i am bisexual, so let's go girls and boys!

personality: i'm an INTP-T, the oldest of three, and a libra. i'm slightly more omniverted, meaning i can be more introverted or extraverted depending, but i lean towards introversion. i keep my friend groups small but i'm on pretty good terms with almost everyone i know. i'm a bit of a tsundere to them though, and i'll never admit how much they mean to me. it just feels weak, ya know? conversation flows easily for me, and i can keep up chat about a pebble if i wanted to. people tend to tell me i'm mature. i'm really competitive and i'll never back down from a challenge. i'm headstrong and confident for the most part, but i feel things pretty deeply and get quite hurt/sad sometimes. i've struggled with a lot of different issues that i'm still working to overcome, but i don't ever like feeling like i'm relying on anyone or putting my burdens on them. i'm very scared of losing people. i have a kinda dark and really sarcastic sense of humor and almost everything i say sounds sarcastic or dead, but that's really just my tone of voice. i find it really hard to try at the things i don't care about, but i pride myself on my determination, creativity, and passion when it comes to the things i like though. i can be pretty bad with new people, and i can't stay interested in anything for very long. my biggest flaws are my hotheadedness, my temper, and my unwillingness to do anything that i don't want to do. i'm also a pretty bad procrastinator and i have a hard time communicating with people who i don't like. i can't sit still to save my life, and i can't focus in class if i'm asked to be still. no clue why, though. i also get distracted easily, so my grades in boring classes aren't exactly the best. i'm pretty good at making friends though! once i decide i like someone there's no stopping me, and i'm very loyal and protective. i am not afraid to cut a bish!

appearance: i'm short and spicy baby! kidding. i'm 5'3 with a bad case of rbf. i've got a more hourglass build and i'm kinda skinny? i have short straight hazel hair {think sokka, but longer}, and the front strands are dyed. my eyes are the same color, and i have monolids that i hate. i have lots of freckles, but only on my arms, back, and legs. i have a dimple on one side because i smile with a smirk. i wear lots of black and greys, but lately i've also been liking reds and teal. i like to dress with ripped jeans or cargoes with stompy shoes or converse, and crop tops or hoodies.

hobbies/things i like: coffee. aside from that, i like cats, music, swimming, archery, volleyball, dance, and literature. i also like anything that comes with an adrenaline rush and a dare factor. roller blades, skateboarding, rock climbing, and paintball are my faves. i enjoy the smell of cinnamon, coffee, the ocean, burning things, and strangely, burnt sugar. my hobbies include songwriting, jewelry making, and jogging. i like to take long walks alone or bike, and i'm always down to randomly go on adventures. i love a challenge, so as long as it's a competition, i'm winning. i also really like psychology and study of human behavior, and i've gotten really good at reading people. i do a lot of charity things and like helping people with their issues, since i like to listen.

the kinds of people i like: i think this might be helpful? i like similar people that i can relate to. if they have similar struggles, or they've been through similar things, i instantly feel like be could connect. intelligence is preferred but not required. i do enjoy a splash of competitiveness though, and i like it when people can go head-to-head with me in things. i like when i'm given nicknames but i'll never say that aloud. my friends call me luci and my close friends call me ciel {my name is luciel lol}. i adore fellow introverts, and also people who are mysterious/intriguing, because then there's more layers for me to unpack! if they can read what i feel {which is tough} then it's a plus.

immediate no's: people who are overtly optimistic or extroverted are a no-go, or the always happy type. i don't really vibe with people who seem 'boring' to me, or just are exhausting to be around. a girl's gotta charge her social battery, ya know? i don't like people who can't read the mood or who are clingy. i don't like small spaces, badly written books, or disloyal people.

okay i'm sorry this was so long but it feels so good to just be whoever i want. thank you so much!”

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angel you’re so sweet i’m so glad you were able to become the person you want to be!!! i hope you’re doing well, and thank you for being so patient!!! 💕💕💕💕 (also monolids are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell u otherwise 😤💜💕💜)

i ship you with katsuki bakugou!

you’re similar in that you’re both hotheaded, competitive, love a challenge, confident, headstrong, and have a temper !! since you like helping people, and prefer people that you’re similar to, i think you would help bakugou come to terms with the parts of himself that he struggles with most. your similarities help you two connect, and because of this, bakugou treats you more like an equal, instead of an “extra” (like everyone else bdnsmsnsks). i think you’d help bring out the best in him 🥺

although he’s not “mysterious” per se, bakugou’s personality does have a lot of layers. he’s confused as to why you’d want to analyze and get to know him so enthusiastically, but it definitely fuels his ego nsndlsbsjsnsk -3-

you’re both a couple of tsunderes and EVERYONE teases you both about it JSKSJWKSJ like “you guys were made for each other~” or “they fight like a married couple!” cue bakugou’s yelling and not so hidden blush hehe-

katsuki really enjoys hearing your voice. even if he just responds with a grunt or a nod, he appreciates your ability to continue a nicely flowing conversation. ngl he loves the actual sound of your voice too, it’s really soothing to him <3

he takes most things incredibly seriously, so when he sees you pushing off assignments until the last minute he gets pretty upset. but it’s only bc bakugou wants you to succeed!!! he will literally drop everything and help you finish your assignment/chore/etc. but he’ll ofc deny that it’s bc he has your success in mind nsnsnsnnssn dummy (￣∀￣)

rock/mountain climbing!!! at first, bakugou saw you rock climbing at a gym and snorted saying he’d “take you to do it for real”. katsuki takes you mountain climbing, up to his favorite spot with the perfect view of the city, and he’s at his calmest. at this point he doesn’t deny your affection, he even returns it. you’ve got yourself a soft baku <3

katsuki picks up on your need for a social recharge, and will tap your hand, asking “you wanna get out of here?” when you nod yes, he’s honestly more than happy to leave an overly peppy social event bdnsmsnsksns. you’re never a bother to him no matter how much his tsundere-ness makes it seem like you are. bakugou’s biggest concern is your comfort, 100% ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

i also ship you with kyoka jiro!

she’s quite a chill and reserved person, so the contrast to your hotheaded and confident personality would be rlly cute hehe 👉👈but i also think you’d get along bc you’re both ambiverts, and enjoy the simplicity of each other’s company as well as hanging out with all of your friends!

you’re both lowkey tsunderes to each other ngl. kyoka is v shy with physical affection, and usually shows her love for you by playfully teasing you \(//∇//)\ if anyone (probably mina) were to poke fun at you guys and gush over how cute you’d be if you dated, you both are quick defend yourselves by denying your romantic feelings for each other ndmsnsksjsksnsm (￣∇￣) (everyone can see right thru you guys tho hehe-)

jiro is so excited when she hears that you write songs and enjoy music! she’s shy at first, but with a little persuasion she plays her guitar and brings your lyrics to life by singing her lil heart out to you (*´꒳`*) 💗

she can appreciate your dark humor and you’re both a very snarky and sarcastic couple hehe

kyoka really admires your ability to keep a conversation going. she gets a little awkward sometimes with people, but with you it’s like she can talk about anything for ages!! 💖 she also admires your confidence and determination. those qualities of yours give her the strength to do whatever she sets her mind to! when jiro is on a difficult mission for the hero course, she reminds herself of what you would do in that situation, which ultimately helps her persevere! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

a way jiro likes to affectionately tease you is by giving you nicknames >:3 she picked up on how youd perk up at the sound of a nickname someone gave you, and kyoka has never stopped coming up with creative aliases for you, since （≧∇≦）

you’d look so cool together?? your styles are pretty similar and you swap clothes all the time aaaa (//∇//) she blushes like crazy when she finds you wearing one of her oversized hoodies or t shirts omg >\\\<

you bring out the best in her!! your need for thrill will show itself through your relationship, whether you’re at an amusement park or you want to explore an abandoned hospital at 3 am. jiro is terrified of these things, but when you push her to go with you and let loose, she has the most amazing time! your protective nature makes her feel secure and safe, giving her the ability to just have fun and laugh with you ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

#katsuki bakugou matchup #kyoka jiro matchup #mha matchup #bnha matchup #mod honey #ciels-the-limit #submission

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sports-and-fandoms · 5 years

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*SPOILERS* Star Trek Discovery (s2, ep2): New Eden*SPOILERS*

Hello folks! What did I tell ya last week? I did say I was gonna be back! And I am. Now let’s get on with why we’re all here, the review!

P.S. I actually took notes, lol Hope this will be coherent...

Disclaimer: Um, Spoilers up ahead. Read at your own risk. Some language too...

Ok let’s start from the beginning.

- The Recap: HUGH. That’s all I’m gonna say. Hugh FREAKING Culber! That recap hit me hard in the feels. I can’t be the only one. That was some tough shit. I can’t.

- Spock’s overdramatic ass and his visions. I love that. He is such a Drama Queen™. (BTW, sorry this has nothing to do with the review, but I never knew how to do the ™ symbol before. I have come a long way... So proud of myself *shoulder pats self* *wipes one lonely proud tear*) I love Spock, very much. So the fact that he has been in a PSYCH WARD for God knows how long is kinda disturbing. Like, what is going on? Also, can I just say, as much as I respect his privacy, he should have told his parents that his nightmares were back and that he wanted to admit himself in a psych ward. Now, many of you are probably like “but why? he wants to keep it to himself” Well, maybe it has something to do with the fact that the man was on a 5 year mission, hadn’t talked to his family in YEARS and that, ya know, a huge part of the known universe was at WAR with 12 tribes of Klingons. If that was my son (thank god he isn’t coz I can’t handle that teen angst/emo mood. Sorry, Amanda.) I would wanna know if he was ok. Sure, he was on a mission on the other side of the galaxy, but that doesn’t mean that he was safe. Does anyone else agree with me here? Just me? Cool.

- Now, before I talk about this next topic, beware, I have a new obsession. I must have a thing for captains. First it was Lorca, now it’s all Pike. I don’t even know what happened. I blame his pretty face, sexy attitude, voice, eyes, and that oh, so perfectly fitting uniform. His ass looks fiiiiiiine, don’t lie.

I love how cocky he is. He’s cocky, but he knows what he’s doing and he cares for his crew. All this makes me love him a lot more!

Anywaaaaaay...

Onto serious matters, Christopher Pike. So, I love the little tidbit about his background. You can see that, although he mentions his childhood being difficult due to his father’s completely opposite topics of teaching at work (I mean talk about a science (aka knowledge) vs religion conundrum), you can see that he’s learned a lot. It’s all very humbling. It also affects his judgement when he’s in New Eden. Not in a bad way, ok maybe, idk. I don’t know what I would have done. He was following protocol, is all I can say. It’s a very tough decision to make. To tell an entire planet (ok, 11 000 people, but still) that what they’ve believed for years is not true and that Earth is actually still around. It’s hard. I appreciate him telling Jacob, tho. Like, the relief on that poor man’s face, it was everything. A few things he said that I really liked: “highway of mushrooms” (I might’ve snorted a little) and “Be bold, be brave, be courageous” (told you I was taking notes). Also, HE QUOTED SHAKESPEARE. LOVE IT!!! Oh my, when he got shot. Damn, I screamed a little... (I though I had more notes on him, but I literally wrote “Pike’s face”, “That ass, tho” and “I love Pike” so, let’s end it here... )

- Tilly, our gorgeous Queen™ (I will never stop using it). Girl keeps saving everyone’s asses over and over again. She’s perfect. The hero I never knew I wanted, but that I desperately needed. Love her. I love how she was willing to put her safety to risk to help Paul. I love her. She is so soft™ (what did I say?). She is so smart. I’m actually kinda worried about her. This whole hallucination thing is kinda scary. She better be ok, tho.

- Paul said that he saw Hugh in the Mycelial Network (as we remember). He says, and I quote, “Nothing is truly gone. Life is eternal”. Y’all know what that means. Hugh and Lorca are probably (hopefully) gonna be back.

I really missed seeing the Discovery jump. It was great!

- Saru “You never forget your first”. Can we just- You know what, never mind. Not gonna comment. I love him. And there’s also “I put a lot of responsibility on these slender shoulders”. I love it. His lines are perfect. He’s such a great Captain.

- Michael and Chris’ interactions are GOLD. “Don’t make me laugh.” “I was raised on Vulcan, we don’t do funny.” *makes him laugh*

Next week’s episode:

- Sarek’s ship.

-Spock might be back. Maybe?? idk...

-Klingons and Ash. That’ll be fun. I missed Ash. Can’t wait to see our favourite couple’s reunion.

Final Thoughts:

Ok, I’m not dying. This sounds kinda ominous, but don’t worry, I'll be back next week lol

Anyway, It was really great. I loved the bond of the crew with each other. Love Michael. Love Tilly. LOVE Pike. I really love everyone. I’m glad that they used another crew member, Lt. Owosekun, to build on to her character. I wanna see more of that. I like Pike and Burnham’s friendship/bond. I think this was a solid episode. I wanna see more of the other characters and I wanna know more about Pike. I know that it won’t happen right away (I hope it doesn’t coz then it’ll be boring) so I can’t wait to see and learn more about him.

If any of you want to discuss this episode, send me a message! I would love to talk more about this!

Until next week, folks!

#star trek #Star Trek Disco #Star Trek Discovery #star trek disco spoilers #season 2 episode 2 #New Eden #Spoilers #Chris pike #Christopher pike #michael burnham #saru #tilly #sylvia tilly #™#queen #sarek #spock #Hugh Culber #paul stamets

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BNHA AU [self insert]

Nani the heck is this? read here!

Chapter 1: *plays Joji’s Yeah Right*

“...and heres your living quarters, fully furnished and with groceries that’ll last a while” said my case worker as I meekly followed next to them.

“thank you! its really nice.” I said, trying to not sound sad.

“I know its tough being young and by yourself, but I believe in you Miss Palma! Don’t hesitate to give us a call if you have questions or need other arrangments.”

“thank you for your kind words, I’ll keep that in mind” I said as politely as I could because I knew I wasn’t going to call them for shit. “Ill get my luggage out of my car, its not much so I’ll be fine if you need to leave”

“oh alright, Ill leave you to settling in and remember that a UA staff will be coming by with your uniforms tomorrow in the afternoon.”

oh jeez I forgot about that, not looking forward to get fat shamed in this country, let alone by a school staff. “oh right! it almost slipped my mind that here you wear uniforms in high school! hehe thank you for the reminder!”

“no problem! Bye bye”

oof! I was getting tired of pretending to be polite to that case worker. The past 3 months has been tough with the whole being sent away from my family and finding a school with nearby housing. At least I can sleep well without thinking where I’ll end up next. I unpack my 3 suitcases of clothes, personal belongings, cosmetics and other nessities. I take out my framed photo of my family and place it on my bed stand, I miss them and the doggos. I try not to cry and continue to put my things away. I made myself dinner, took a bath and laid in bed; and I’m thinking if I should call my parents to tell them I got settled. I checked the time, it was 4am their time, I sent a text instead.

[Hola mama y papa! ya estoy en mi apartamento, es muy lindo. Llama me cuando puedas, te extrano mucho y tambien a los doggos!]

I haven’t talked to my parents in a week because of the whole phone arrangement and being too busy with the entrance exam. Now I guess I’ll sleep and do some school supply shopping after meeting with the staff member.

-the next day-

Its saturday and its gloomy out and I wake up thinking, great! even the sky knows its going to be a rough day today! I get dressed, eat and gluzzle down my daily 2 cups of coffee. I scroll through my private social media handles to check on my friends, looks like they’re having fun, without me. I suck in the tears because I know DAMN well they’re sad I’m gone too. I distract myself with memes and I think maybe I should make some tea? and some cookies too? do i even have tea? I go through the cupboads and pantry, the case worker wasn’t kidding when they said that I had groceries that’ll last a while! I had 2 different types of tea, dry pastas, canned goods, snacks and some traditional ingredients for japanese and mexican cusine. I go searching for a kettle or teapot and I find a juicer in the way back of the top cupboard. There was a note on the juicer that said ‘to the next tenant, my wife didn’t want to take this big, messy thing to our next place, hope you find use out of this!’ I laugh at the idea that there was probably a lovers quarral over the juicer. I make tea and some green juice, just so I can get rid of the bundle of kale in the fridge, I hate kale. I make some cookies too but its just so I can get my mind off things since I was so nervous on meeting this staff member. Right on the dot, at 3pm, theres a knock at my door. I look through the peep hole and I see this woman with blue eyes and dark purple-ish, black hair in busniess causal attire. I open the door and put on my best ‘everything is ok’ face.

“hello! are you Miss Palma?”

“yes I am! are you the UA staff member with the uniforms?”

“I am! its so nice to meet you, I am Kayama sensei or better know as Midnight”

“Midnight? Ok um, would you like to come inside?”

“oh yes, thank you! Now I understand that you live alone?” she said as she walked in to the apartment.

“yes thats correct, I got here yesterday and settled in”

“oh wow, and at such a young age! Well If you need anything or need to talk about anything thats bothering you, please let me know! This whole you being separated from family and home worries me” She said in the most sincer tone that I almost started crying. I haven’t heard single person talk to me so genuinely since I left America and I need a trusted adult to help me, I heavily considered her offer.

“oh thank you for your offer, I might need some help in a few weeks BUT for now, may I offer you some tea? coffee? green juice? maybe some cookies?”

“green? juice? whats in it? I’ve never heard of green juice before”

“oh right! its a California health culture thing. Its the juice of pinapple, apple, kale, lemon and cucumber. The combination of the fruits and vegetables is for a healthy disgestive system and energy for before or after exersize”

“that sounds tasty! Ill have green juice please”

I serve her the juice and sit across from her in the living room. I see the clothing bags and think that thats alot of clothing bags just to give me 3 sets of uniforms. She drinks the juice and wanted to say something about my expression when I saw the bags but her eyes widened and she looked at the cup of juice.

“OH MY GOODNESS! this is the best and freshest juice I’ve ever had NO JOKE! You said this is a thing where you’re from? I need to invest in a juicer to make this at home!” she said so shocked and I was surprised to recieve the praise like I invented the juice.

“I’m glad you like it! Its like a little slice of my hometown to me to you”

“oh? ok back to business! I see you eyeing the uniforms, you want to try them on? I brought some sizes up and down from the given mesurements.”

“um ok sure! Let me take these to try on in my room, ill be right out”

I take the bags to my room and I zip them open and I see the white collared shirts, gray blazer looking thing and skirts. I think oh jeez my ass is definately not gonna fit in these bitches. I put on the shirt and blazer that best fit and lastly the skirt, SUPRIZE! you can see my ass cheeks hanging out from the bottom. I walk out of the room to Midnight.

“ok so I found a shirt and top that fits well on me BUT the skirt...” and I turn around and show her my exposed ass cheeks peeking underneath.

“oh dear, thats definately not in regulation! Ok so you need a longer skirt? like... another 6 inches?” she said as she takes out a measuring tape from her purse.

“um yea, if thats doable”

“it is but we won’t have that ready until the 1st day of classes, so I guess for now, try on the pants and see if any of those fit”

Great. I’m going into a new school, misgendered and foreign passing. 2 of the pants in the clothes bag fit well....too well. We said our good byes and I had at least 2 sets of uniforms ready until I get a proper pair. No matter, at least my ass won’t be hanging out at school. I go school supply shopping and came upon the holy grail of stationary, SCENTED PAPER AND GLITTER PENS. Of course in the pastel rainbow colors and matching lead pencils. I get a whole matching set along with a backpack, water bottle and coffee tumbler. I was going to soon regret that matching set (more on that later) but I was just SO happy that I was pink, pretty and sparkly.

-Fast forward to the 1st day-

I was in a much better mood because the sun was out, the coffee smelled particularly good, I made myself look cute but toned down for a good 1st day impression. I grab my keys and think I think I’m forgeting one detail? What could it be? and I thought Oh! I need to text my parents that I’m happy and I’m going to school now! I am noticably happy that the nice front desk lady of my housing noticed and wished me luck on my 1st day. I get in my car and I have 1 hour to get to school but its only a 8 minute drive and I wanted to circle to find parking and see where the entrance is so I can teleport from wherever I parked. I pass the gates before seeing the parking and I think oh cool its just right there! but Ill still teleport in the front. I park and I don’t even get out of my car, I just hug my backpack and teleport in front of the gates. I start walking toward the gates and try to not smile like an idiot but I start to notice all the looks and stares. And I think oh they just don’t recongize me because I look foreign or didn’t see me at the entrance exams. As a enter the 1st year doors I hear

‘yo you see that guy? he looks as pretty as a girl! Guess his favorite color is baby pink? Are they wearing eyeliner? I wonder how long is his hair? That bun is tastful, no homo tho!’

I FORGOT THAT PANTS ARE THE BOY’S UNIFORM AND MY SKIRTS ARE STILL BEING TAILORED! I socially already fucked up, guess I won’t be making friends anytime soon. But I guess I’m glad they think I’m a pretty girl in the boy’s uniform? I walk up to the table at the furthest hall on the right that says International Student Check In thats me. I get greeted by a man with a boombox looking thing on their neck, black pants and jacket, small triangle sunnies and yellow hair.

“HEEYYY welcome to UA!”

“oh thank you! I am Itati Palma, American student”

“okay lets see, palma palma paruma AH found you! OH YOURE THAT JAZZY SAX GIRL THAT TURNED HERO!”

oh jeez who put that on my record?! “hehehe yea thats me”

“coolio jazzy girl! Heres your schedule, pins and a note from Midnight”

“pins?”

“yeeeaahh! pins to put on your uniform to let other students and staff where youre from and get to know you better!”

I open the small manila pouch into my hand and two pins fall into my palm, the American and Mexican flag. I look at them and tried not to cry, I missed my home and chill life in Cali.

“hey hey! your classes are on the 3 hall on the right, door all the way down.”

“oh right!” that snapped me out of my sentiment, “thank you again! Mr?”

“they call me Mic sensei”

“Mic? ok thanks!”

I walk quickly to my classroom, I get to the outside of the door and think welp, heres to 3 years of being called pretty boy and other dumb shit. I open the door and I see 9 desks and 5 people already there. Oh jeez, what a small class size but at least nobody is staring at me. I sit in the middle seat, though I prefer the front desk but they were already claimed! Guess classroom culture is different here too. In front of me was a boy to what I thought was a Japanese native until they turned and I caught a glimpse of their pin, they’re Korean! They noticed my pins too and had a confused look as they gave me a once over.

“You’re an...american? and mexican? You traveled quite a ways”

“um yeah hehe, I am Itati Palma by the way!”

“hmm, nice to meet you Palma-san, I’m Jin Matsui”

“nice to meet you too!”

Before I could ask them where in Korea are they from, the door slammed open. A tall and muscular white-blonde girl walked in, I tried so hard not to stare at them but they looked so tough and wondered if that’s part of their quirk. She sat behind me and Jin and I turned around to get a better look at them. I saw their pins, the Russian and Japanese flag, shes also a foreign student. She looked up with a death stare at me and Jin but then her eyes widened and she smiled.

“ah! fellow foreigners! Hello!” she spoke in a predominate Russian accent that matches so well with her image.

“um yeah! Hello, I’m Itati Palma”

“Hi, and I’m Jin Matsui”

“Palma-san and Matsui-san?Milana Mikhalia Oleshin, very nice to meet you!”

Oh my! A long and hard to pronounce name, I guess we aren’t at nickname or first name basis yet for everything to go smoother. I turn to my bag because I got a text, its my parents!

[Hola mija! Que bien que estas feliz hoy! Te amo y ponde bien en tus studias, dios te bendiga.]

Oh mom, you have no idea how bad I had it earlier. I look around and see everyone has nice, canvas school bags and I have my baby pink one with a puppy on it. And everyone had normal stationary and you can smell and see mine from across the hall. Oof, what I’d give to redo today. I look at my schedule and see that I have a short school day this semester.

Palma, Itati (F) (International) Intelligence Core Program [1-A]

Homeroom......9a-10am..........................................Intelligence Wing, room 1-A

Weaponery.......10:15am-11:50am.........................................Gym

Hero Course [Ethics and Laws].....12p-1:15p...........Hero Wing, room 1-A

Free Period.........2:50p-3:30p.......................................TBA

Intelligence Course[Statistics&Strategy]3:45p-4:40p..Intelligence Wing,room 3-A

Seems like a reasonable schedule, better than America. I didn’t know that Oleshin-san was peeking over my shoulder to read my schedule.

“YOURE THE GIRL THAT TESTED OUT OF GENERAL STUDIES?!”

I jumped in my seat “um yea?”

“I heard about you! The staff and school district are boasting that they got the potentially genius level international students. They said that theres 2 of them here at UA and they are jumping straight into course work! One has placed college level English and 3rd year Level Strategtic Thinking! And thats you!”

Jin turns around, looking bootytickled “erm, what? Let me see your schedule.”

He scans and compares it to his “well theres proof that you are one of those students, but then again, so am I”

I take a look at his, almost identical except they’re not taking the hero course, but second year english. What a weird turn of events that I’d be in the same class as other international students in the same school arrangments? I guess they’re my friends now.

A clean cut man in a blue jumpsuit with multiple patches on the arms opens the door. I just knew they were our teacher, it shows that he’s been through it all and has wisdom to bestow upon us.

“Hello, good morning students, if you could all take your seats so I can get things started”

Everyone fell into place and was attentive.

“Welcome to the Intelligence Program, You can call me Diya sensei, I’m a retired secret service of Japan better known as Agent 99 code name ‘Space Cowboy’”

I tried so hard not to laugh at that code name, I wondered why he was called that. Maybe his quirk?

“Now to take roll, say present when I say your name”

He finished roll and said “huh, 3 international students? I expect impeccable work from you three. I won’t slow down for you”

I somehow wasn’t scared of that statement. Before moving on to explaining the coursework and lessons, a lizard bolted from the window and to Diya sensei. He let out one of the most high pitched yelps and retreated to the corner. How can a man so sharp and decorated, be reduced to a crying mess over a lizard? Matsui-san captures the fast lizard and wraps it in his gym towel to take outside after homeroom. Sensei regains his composure and continues class like nothing happened. After homeroom, we all had weaponery but we didn’t get to use any gear or weapons yet. Instead we got measured for our jumpsuits and PE clothes plus got settled in the locker rooms. To my surprise it was co-ed locker rooms since it was a small class size and only 3 girls. Everyone was respectful of eachother’s bodies and privacy. Next I was supposed to go to the ethics class but in Midnight’s note, she said that I start that class on Wednesday so for the time being, I have to report to the staff room to meet with them. I go to the staff room and on the way I see a class doing drills with quirks outside, it looked fun and everyone looked so focused. I get to the staff room and Midnight hands me my tailored skirts and 3rd set of uniform. I also got to know the other teachers and staff including the principal, a big ass fuckin rat. I was about to punt that bitch when they opened the door if they didn’t start talking. Other than that, it was a nice time and then there was lunch. I walked in the cafeteria and saw the long ass lines and said ‘fuck that’, so I teleported to my car and ate my packed food in there. Next was my free period, Midnight said that it was alright for me to wander around campus so I can get to know the place better so I can teleport from class to class. I wander around without my bag, just my phone and schedule with school map folded in my pocket. I go to the hero wing to find the 1-A room, nobody was in there, maybe its gym time for them? I pass by a group of 3 upper classmen, A boy with black hair and pointy ears, a taller boy with lemon colored hair and a girl with long sky blue hair. They all looked at me as I passed by and I felt intimidated because they have a strong presence to them but I didn’t know why or how. I hid behind the corner and heard them talking about me,

“did you see that? I made accidental eye contact and I think I’m going to be sick”

“hmm, do you think thats the international student Mirio? They had an american flag pin”

“Maybe? Theres no description of them other than they’re American and a 1st year in the Intelligence program”

“wait, sceret service? I thought they saved their school from a gang by disabling the leader? Why are we interested in her again Mirio?”

“She’s a true hero Amajiki! We could learn alot from her and maybe change their mind to be a hero, like they were meant to be”

What the heck was that Lemon boy going off about? A hero? Change my mind? Learn from me? I turned the corner to tell them off but they were gone and I wasn’t about to go looking for them. I wander some more and the bell rings and a swarm of students come out of their classrooms, I couldn’t naviagate around and I think, guess Ill teleport, BUT THEN I COULDN’T! Like when I was acting up back home and my mom would use her erasure quirk on me to prevent me from escaping. But my mom couldn’t be here!? Then what the fuck is going on? Then a man’s voice from behind me spoke,

“are you lost young lady?”

I turn around and I’m shaking in fear before I even see this mystery man. I see him and he’s a tall, dark long haired with eye bags. I knew right away he was the one who erased my quirk, his eyes glowed the same way my mom did when she activated her quirk. Mom i thought and how much I missed her and I couldn’t hold back my tears this time. I cried in front of this man I just met. He arched his brow then gazed his eyes on my flag pins. He gasped and deactivated his quirk.

“oh no I’m sorry Miss! I didn’t mean to scare you to tears, are you alright?”

I stammered “um uhhhh -sniff- I’m, I’m ok! um I’ll just leave”

“no please, let me escort you to your next class, I feel terrible for making you cry. Especially on the 1st day”

I felt sort of better when he offered, I let him walk with me.

“you didn’t scare me, I cried because you and my mother have the same quirk and looking at your glowing eyes reminded me of her and how much I miss her”

“oh! same quirk you say? Were you a trouble maker?”

“nah, I would try to teleport away when it was time to do housework when I was younger and she’d disable my quirks so I couldn’t escape and HAD to do chores”

He laughed “what a woman! Say, your not from around here huh?”

“nope, I’m from America with hispanic roots”

“OH! you’re an ethnic American! That’s why you have two flags.”

“yup, I got here about a week ago and settled about 3 days ago”

“yeah, Midnight told me about you. You’re a very unique indivdual, how are your classes so far?”

“nothing interesting yet”

“well hopefully things pickup soon, oh i think this is your wing”

“um oh yea it is, thank you for walking me over, Mr?”

“Mr Aizawa, or better known as Eraserhead”

“Eraserhead? um ok thanks again!”

“no problem, see you wednesday”

“wednesday?”

“yea, I’m the Hero Course ethics teacher. See you then!”

Then this man deadass walks away after dropping that bomb on me? What a legend, can’t wait to sit in his class. My last class was more up my alley and the upperclassmen were so nice that I didn’t feel any different from them. I walked to my car to reflect on all the shit that happened today and what I am going to do to make school bearable. The drive to my place was pleasant but I saw a bunch of students walking together like they just became friends and wanted to spend more time together. I felt a little lonely when I got home, I remembered when I was in america and I would talk to my friends after school and how they’d wait for me after band practice to hang out. I took off my uniform and hanged up my new ones and had one really good cry. I haven’t cried that hard in months and it was much needed for my mental health. I washed up and ate and tried to just forget all the dumb shit of the day when I laid down to sleep.

-fast foward to Wednesday-

“hey Palma-san! did you do the online homework for stats and strats?”

“yee, did you?” I said knowing damn well what Matsui-san was going to say.

“psh! course I did, I was just making sure you did it so you might have something to do during free period”

“HEY! T-posing through the halls IS a viable thing to do! I was studying where everthing is on campus for future use”

“IS NOT WHEN YOU LEVITATE AND SCREECH IN THE BOYS BATHROOM WHILE I’M IN THERE!”

Before I could retort back, Oleshin-san butted in,

“aye Palma-san, you excited for your hero course class?”

“oof yee, the teacher is kinda hot”

“I SAW and I’m jealous! You have to tell me if the boys in that class are hot too!”

“ugh, don’t you two have better things to talk about than butts and boys?”

“I’m so excited tho! To meet anybody thats outside our program and learning new things?! I just hope they like me, I even made them cookies”

“Palma-san nani the heck!? I want a cookie”

“You guys can get a cookie during lunch if theres any leftovers”

I quickly change after weapons class and bolt to the hero wing. I walk down the hall and I’m really feeling nervous! I look at my coffee tumbler and felt calmer as I took a sip. Ok Ita, you can do this, no chickening out now I psych myself up as I stand in front of the door. I open the door, expecting everyone to be strewn about and talking...nope. I walk in and everyone is in their seats and sensei was standing up in the front and I disrupted them. Everyone was staring and I instantly get flushed and I check to make sure I was in the right classroom and said,

“did I fuck up?”

“no actually I was just talking about you, perfect timing!” said Aizawa with a smile. “why don’t you come up and introduce yourself?”

“um ok” I said as I scanned the room. I got up to the front, chugged down my coffee for dominance, did a quick spin for drama and put on my ‘I swear I slept a normal amount of sleep last night’ face.

“Hi hello~ My name is Itati Palma and I’m from America! The reason I don’t look like one is because my ethnic background is hispanic, or in other words, both of my parents are from Mexico but I was born in America. My quirk isn’t the strongest or the most useful BUT I can be of better help in other parts of combat, so please, we don’t have to be friends but lets all work hard together” I bow respectfully and turn to sensei.

“nice speech kid, you can take the seat on the third row”

“um ok thanks”

As I’m walking toward my seat, sensei walks out saying he’ll be right back with more handouts. I sit and I feel all eyes on me, giving me the once over. The person in front of me has a bird head but normal human body from the neck down, the person behind me has half their face covered with multiple limbs and the person on my left has red spiky hair and was staring REALLY hard at me. I almost didn’t want to look at them until sensei came back, I just sat there blushing really hard.

“Kirishima! stop staring at her! Can’t you see you’re making her uncomfortable?!” said the boy with glasses making chopping motions.

“Oh sorry! Its just that I’ve never seen curly hair of that type in person, you have really nice hair and your backpack is cute”

“um thank you, I feel sorta out of place with it tho, everyone else has normal bags”

“tch, makes you look like a little girl” muttered the boy with the blonde hair.

“Kacchan thats so rude! I think their choice of bag is cute and different in a good way” said some broccoil looking ass.

“well um, not to change the subject, but I made you guys cookies! I got up extra early to bake them”

“Cookies?! oh how sweet of you!” joked the pink girl.

“Oh here, let me help you with that” said the boy with glasses as he stood up.

“oh no I got this” I take out a package of colorful napkins and the box of cookies and I toss the napkins up and activate my quirk to pass out the napkins. Then I opened the box and gave everyone a cookie and gave sensei 3.

“so cool! you passed out the treat without getting up!” squealed what I assume to be the invisible girl.

“THESE COOKIES ARE SOOO YUMMY TOO!” proclaimed the boy with a black streak in their yellow hair.

Everyone was in a better mood and I got compliments for my cookies, I was in my happy place. After class, as I was packing my bag, the boy with the glasses came up to my desk

“thank you for the cookie, Palma-san, you really know how to bring a crowd together”

“oh thank you, uhhhhh”

“hm? OH my name is Tenya Iida, sorry I forgot to introduce myself earlier”

“Iida-san? oh its alright, its nice to meet you”

“I haven’t seen you around halls, sensei tells us your in a different program? Is it true?”

“Yes its true, also the school is kinda big and I can be easy to miss in a crowd because I’m so short”

“I see, well its lunch time! May I walk you to the lunch room?”

“oh thank you but I usually eat in the parking lot” I soon regreted my words because this square faced, glasses wearing ass gasped and grabbed me by the wrist followed by dragging me down the hall.

“You’ve been by yourself during such social time?! Now I have a better reason to bring you to the lunch group!”

“eating by yourself isn’t a huge deal” I say but looking back, thats all I’ve been doing.

“A true hero never lets a fellow classmate eat alone!”

I get aggitated and retort “well what if they want to be alone!” as I teleport out of his grip and 3 feet behind him. He sees the whole thing and stopped on the dime, he was shocked.

“you, you used your quirk to escape my grip? What is your quirk exactly?”

“Heck, um its Mid-range Telekinesis, I can levitate, levitate others and objects and teleport about 2 miles at a time.”

“thats incredible power! what do you mean your quirk isn’t strong or useful?! You’re gifted in so many ways!”

I wasn’t having fun anymore, he wasn’t letting me talk or left me alone when I said I wanted to.

“please stop”

“hmm? stop what”

“stop, talking about my quirk like I’m some sort of show horse”

“Show horse? no no no! I didn’t mean to-”

“STOP!” I didn’t want to hear it, I just wanted to hide. Tears were welling up in my eyes.

“what is going on here? Tenya, what are doing to that poor girl?” it was Midnight. “oh no, are you ok Itati?” and I start to cry when she made eye contact with me.

“its ok, you’re ok! please don’t feel sad” she comforted me as she held me, “why don’t you go to lunch Tenya, I’ll take care of things here”

“but I- I mean-”

“please, she’s been through too much already”

He walked away, looking back every few steps. Midnight escorted me to the staff room so I can calm down a bit and talk about what happened.

“You want to talk about it?” she asked me softly.

“yea, the school culture is too much for me”

“how so? Are you not making friends? Are the classes too hard?”

“its mostly the students outside of my program, they’re too into their hero agenda to be the best that they aren’t considering other’s personal feelings or perfernces”

I then tell her about the 3 upper classmen that talked about me and what Iida told me as they dragged me down the hall.

“oh I see now, it almost feels like you’re being targeted and pressured.”

“yeah, I want to learn about this hero culture more but this is too much at once. It’s strange because back home, I was so used to be part of the crowd and stand out when I wanted to. And here it feels like I breathe a little too loud and I’m suddenly getting looks”

“ok, I’m glad you aren’t giving up. But if they start getting physical and racist, please let any of the staff know.”

“alright, Thank you Midnight! I don’t know what I’d do without you”

I go about my day and tell Matsui and Oleshin what happened after school. They weren’t too keen about it,

“That glasses wearing asshole!”

“yea not good on a future hero if you tell me”

“We got your back Palma-san”

“YEAH! we international students have to stick together, its scary being alone”

“yea Matusi-san is right. If any of those hero asses try any of us, I’ll flex on them and toss them in the trash!” Oleshin-san said as she flexed her strong arms.

“And I can portal us to safety or anywhere really” Matsui-san said as he jumped.

“oh guys! I’m gonna cry again!” I said because I was so touched by their words.

“and I’ll T-pose, screech and rise on them. Maybe levitate them in the trash too”

We all laugh as we flex and T-pose together in the school parking lot. They walked me to my car. We were about to part ways to head home when I said

“hey, um you guys can call me Ita, if you want”

“Ita? then you can call me Jin”

“oh we doing short hand! then you can call me Mimi”

“Jin and Mimi huh? ok! see you guys tomorrow”

“bye!”

“until tomorrow”

As I drove home, I thought Holy shit I just made friends.

-End Chapter 1-

#bnha #mha #self insert au #chapter 1 #not canon #will update regularly #ask me anything

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My last say. Hopefully not my final essay.

So I've been watching YouTube videos of how to get over ex's and how to deal with break ups. In my heart, I know we belong together. I know the fact that I'm not Christian is a problem. My arguement is that you never fell in love with an atheist. You fell in love with me. Its tough when you refer to me as atheist because I'm so much more then that. You of all people know that. I love you with all my heart. I want to marry you still. I'm not of being alone or being without you. I'm scared of what I am without you. To be honest you were and still are my guardian angel in my eyes. You've changed my life and I hate to see you leave. You keep emphasizing that we might not be together but I still have hope we'll be together. After all, you have my rib. I know things are hard for you at the moment with God. Its tough for me 2. I go to afda and put on a smile pretending I'm fine. You want to be with a Christian. I get that. But no Christian will be as good as I am to you. Even tough I'm not a Christian, I can try to be the best person in the world for you. I dont love for your looks or your voice or cause you give me affection or cause you buy me stuff or cause you did things to me. Its all those things and more. I love you cause youre you. I would never change anything about you. Even your cute toes. Once upon a time I promised you I'd convert for you. I want to make this clear ! I am not trying to manipulate you in any way shape or or form ! Im just venting to tumblr. I'd keep my promise. It wouldnt be for you or for me but for us. Cause your right woman ! Its just better if we're both Christian. I know your gonna be thinking, "hmmmm, hes probably just saying this so I get back with him. He just wants me back. What an ass" and it does look like that. Thats why. Huh. Idk actually. I guess it is kinda fucked up to say this. Kinda shity cause then it would make your life 10 times harder. Okay so ignore that bit. Im not deleting it because effort AND because I said it / typed it with meaning and for a reason.

I get why we dont talk because if your parents find out they'll lose their minds and also because I'm pulling you away from your God things. But like when will I be able to date you. Ya know. Like even if I was Christian, your parents would still hate me. And if your parents forgave me. I wouldnt be Christian. So i get your side of life. Cause thats tough cookie. I wish our love could be enough because it is lowkey for us. Its a rough one. I wanna tell you so many things but i dont wanna jinx your future. I just find it crazy that you think your going to marry someone else. People have been saying its just because your my first girlfriend but I dont believe em. I felt a connection with you. Something I dont see happening with anyone else. You keep telling not to wait for you but its what I feel is right. Just like how you said it feels right to break up. I dont think this will last forever. We'll I wont be able to last much longer but. I feel like we've got this. We've been through a lot together and I'm positive about us. When I said us not being together would be a watse I didnt mean a waste of time or money or anything. I just meant it would be crazy for us to go through everything we did just to let (a big deal) get in the way. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU MY BOO !

Lowkey in the back of my head thinking this

I know I said these things but I cant hold you to anything. You could be over me and my shit and want another relationship. I have to deal with that. If you want some buff white english indie guy to come love you then that the way it'll be.

Deep down I want it to be though. Like I want to be your knight. Your dark knight _wink wink_. I know eternal life is a big thing for you and I'd like to be there with you to. I dont really know if I'll be accepted up in heaven. Even if i am a Christian. Im hard on myself like that. Id rather let more deserving people go to heaven. Idk why I put myself. Its just me. I just see potential in others. More so than in myself. I see my purpose on earth as a chance to help others. You know. Plus im sure when (i cant remember the name of it) the blue lights come down and take people to heaven. Im sure I'll meet you up there. Your just so scared of messing up like one thing and I get it I was like that 2. Id make sure everything was planned out. Truth is. I hd to stop being scared in order to move forward. Like after my car accident. I was terrified to drive again. I couldnt deal with driving. But i had to get over it. And I know you blame yourself and God for what happened. Please dont. Everything happens for a reason. I feel like that stuff taught me a lesson about being calm and calming myself down. It definitely wasnt God punishing you for being with me. Again not trying manipulate you or preach to you or try to change your thoughts. Its just my opinion. All I'm hoping you do is consider what I'm saying. I really truley am sorry about everything but at the same time. Everything that happened has happened and its made us who we are. If given the chance I'd do it again.

Also lowkey I'd love to celebrate 2 years with you. #nopressure. Like seriously I'm being serious but at the same time dont stress you cute little head about it. If it doesnt happen it doesnt happen.

My eating habits have gotten worse. Idk. Im lowkey scared im dying. I want to go to the doctor but its expensive and I've been such a burden on my parents. I'm pretty sure I can wait a couple years before getting it checked up.

My new glasses are cool. You have to see yhem in person. That another thing. I thought i wouldve seen you by now just driving or something. But i guess you only really drive to church and home. Or to someones house or like a party thing.

Happy 21st birthday baby. Wow. Your getting like so old. I still remember falling in love with the 19 year old you. Look how far we came. A whole 2 years. Youve grown so much since then. Firstly you don't bump into cars xD. Jk. You really have become such a grown up and I've been blessed being there with you. You became independent and youve become yourself. Its was a wild trip but to see you come out on top has been worth it. You deserve the world. And if anyone tries to hurt you / stop you, send em my way. Youre one of the most beautiful intelligent cutest amazingest bestest person in the whole world. Happy Birthday Boo.

The boo tattoo. We getting em together ? Also all your stuff is still here so if you do move out invite me over sometime so i can drop off these things. Lowkey your life is amazing and spontaneous and I have huge FOMO (fear of missing out). You don't to worry about me tho. I've been waiting to do things with you.

Moving out. Yeah. Its a big possibility next for me. I remember you originally said we can't live together which sucked but made sense. So. If you ever need a place to stay. Call me. I'll set up a guest bedroom for you.

I wasnt going to with your dad a happy birthday because you never with mine I dont think. But im not a monster like you. Jk lol. You probs just forgot.

Also it really sucks you cant speak 2 me. Your not an asshole. I just wish you could've helped me calm down.

Im sorry this was so long. I'm sure Ive forgotten things and said things I shouldnt have but tbh its been kinda theraputic for me. Like I feel a lot better having got thise things off my chest. You dont have to reply to anything yet. Cause I know your brains busy atm. If you can acknowledge that you seen it that would be nice. But ja. Please dont take anything Ive said personally or strongly. I just blurped things out and yes things do have meaning. But it takes two to tango. I desperately want to tango with you though.

Ps I love you

Pps Im sorry

Ppps take me back

Pppps jk. not jk

Yours truly

Triston Kyle Pillay (Penguin)

3:36 Vala is today. Shhhh

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minijenn · 6 years

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Mystical Mystery Kids AU

In yet another bout of excellence over on the UF Discord we have created yet another really neat AU, one that I happen to enjoy quite a bit because it has le angst in it ahahaha (plus design wise it has a lot of really awesome potential) So yeah, have a bunch of headcanons we’ve come up with (plus some original ones of my own) under the cut!

So the backstory of this AU actually starts a waaaaaaay long time ago, back in the days of ancient Egypt. So we got our Mystery kids but they’re of course Egyptian but they still like go solve mysteries and hang out and whatever (idk this part is the part I don’t generally find as interesting as the present day of this AU)

So one day the kids are wandering around or whatever and they discover the truth that Bill (who, as we know from... some extra canon stuff idk) basically had the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids as monuments to him or whatever) is actually a geometric bastard who wants the world for himself

So the kids are all set to expose the truth to everyone but then Bill himself shows up and decides to silence the kids by cursing them, turning them each into a different kind of mythological monster

So in this we have Gem-corrupted (but still sorta sentient) rose monster Steven, dragon Dipper, Pegasus Mabel, and roc Connie

So yeah these kids are pretty much screwed because there’s no way to undo the curse (cause Bill is an ass) and they kinda can’t really hang about in human society anymore so they all just flee and go off on their own and stick together as they wander around, eternally stuck in their monstrous forms (they basically have unlimited life spans, but they can be killed (which will come into play later on)

And eventually these kids find their way to Gravity Falls, which is where all of the weird things usually tend to congregate, and that’s where they settle down

Now of course the Gems were around back in the day so they’re completely distraught about what happened to the kids, but Garnet I guess, has a vision that they’ll all eventually meet again someday in this place called Gravity Falls, so they decide to move there and play the waiting game, hoping that they can see Steven again someday

Now flash forward to the modernish era and the Mystery Kids get... uh... offed; basically they all die, probably in roughly the same way

BUT because the curse thing Bill put on them is sorta like this eternal thing, upon their deaths, the kids actually reincarnate into the modern Mystery Kids we all know and love

Now at first, these kids are all born human and normal and such, but as they grow up they gradually start to transform into the monsters they used to be (and they gradually start gaining memories of their past lives too)

So let’s break it down into how it goes for each one of the kids (and I’m kinda gonna be doing some copy pasting from Discord here so bear with me)

So Steven; he’s not part Gem anymore, at least not apparently; but the Gems happen to find him with no parents around and they realize he’s basically identical to their old Steven they lost centuries ago, so of course they decide to take him in and basically raise him

However, he gradually turns back into that corrupted rose monster over the years and to quote @7-galaxys here (cause she came up with some really good ideas for this AU): “ OK so for Steven, there ain't no flower shops in Gravity Falls or Beach City, but the CG often portal to different places and whenever Steven comes along and finds Roses, he keeps them. He's got an uncanny ability to care for roses, so even starts his own rose garden. (Yet, as soon as the gems gave him seeds for other flowers, Steven couldn't care for them nearly as well and it always frustrates him) He's always got this distinct smell of roses about him, and really likes the color pink. He's usually calm, but small things will set him off (like when he's scared or hurt). Lots of people noticed he acts in an almost animal way, but everyone just chalked it up to HIS weird and mysterious past (showed up outta nowhere with 3 aliens- definitely not normal) that's also a bit pinkish. At one point, en STEVEN'S 12 or something, he noticed that some rose petals stuck to his skin. When he tried pulling them off, they refused to budge. When they finally did come off, he felt paint and was bleeding...thankfully they fell off on their own, but Steven started wearing sweaters after that to hide his new, strange skin. If they're on his hair though, he'll leave am cause he like an there and no one really questions it. Weird kid=weird habits”

So yeah, like I said, gradual transformations over the course of several years that even the kids themselves are sorta baffled by

Now for Connie, her and her family have always lived in Gravity Falls; however as she started to turn back into a roc (which is like this huge eagle-like bird if you don’t know), her parents kinda keep her inside a lot because they don’t want people to freak out over their half-bird daughter

And, quoting Galaxies again: “Connie was always ridiculously light, even when she was born; her parents worried she wasn't the right weight, but everyone was surprised when she survived to infancy. Her X-rays how ARE always really weird (Connie was born with kinda hollow bones) but NO one figured out why. She was always so interested with birds, and I guess in this AU, is a needs glasses because her pre-roc vision and her now human vision were colliding a lot, which made it difficult to see. When she was about 8, she began to grow feathers, and thats when her parents didn't let her go outside anymore. Connie's nose began to grow kinda weird, and sometimes her skin kinda had scales like how talons did? It was weird. One time, on a school field trip before her shut in, she was visiting the aviary habitat where birds fly around, yeah? And when she whistled (only she knew how to whistle out of the whole grade- she claimed no one taught her tho) all the birds flocked to her area, or at least most of them. One of them perched on her head and she stayed in the habitat the whole day.”

Now for the twins, they’re still born in California and again, seems like they’re all right and normal at first, but gradually Dipper starts turning back into a dragon (a tiny lil one) and Mabel turns back into a Pegasus

Galaxies, once more, weighs in: “Dipper's skin occasionally gets really tough and one time, he touched the stove while there was FIRE and it was hot AF but there wasn't a burn, Mabel always had a strong connection with horses and loved the idea of pegasai (But would sometimes point out that they looked....wrong somehow and she could never say how) and the twins always felt like they couldn't always communicate with people and DIPPER FUCKING LOVES REPTILES and Mabel always had this crazy endurance and a ridiculously fast metabolism and Dipper gets fangs and will sometimes growl”

So yeah of course the Pines parents don’t really know how to handle their kids’ alarming transformations, so they kinda panic and send them up to live with Stan in Gravity Falls (when they’re like, idk maybe 8 or 9) because apparently all sorts of weird shit happens up there, so they’ll probably be safe there, right?

So Stan takes them in and he finds their transformations to be pretty weird yea, but he’s supportive and comforting because well, Stan is the best

So the kids meet each other about the same time they do in UF and they all quickly bond because by that point they’re just about all fully monsters (I’d say the transformation would basically be complete around the time their past lives got cursed, which would be when they were 12/13 whatever)

So yeah through meeting each other that awakens even more past live memories and the kids eventually remember their former bond and that only brings them even closer together (the Gems are baffled but delighted by the way to see the kids again, even if they are still monsters)

Also, being a dragon Dipper FUCKING HORDES A LOT OF RANDOM STUFF and it drives Mabel crazy (Stan and Amethyst use Dipper as a regular advantage on their revenge trips tho cause he’s got such an apparent knack for stealing lol)

As for more extemporaneous stuff, when Dipper, Mabel, and Connie all grow their wings it HURTS like hell for all of them, poor kiddos (a lot of this transformation stuff would likely hurt them cause ya know, they spend years turning from humans into literal monsters)

Steven sometimes sheds his petals and they’re apparently very rare and highly valued for their healing properties

Steven’s also the only one of the MK who can’t fly but he compensates for that by being able to run very fast and jump very far

Despite being a dragon, like I said, Dipper’s a pretty small one, so he’d be the tiniest of the MK here (with Connie being the biggest cause ya know, giant bird)

Mabel still has a diet that consists of a lot of sugar (cause ya know, horses, sugar cubes lol), Steven’s pretty much an herbivore, while Dipper and Connie are both total carnivores

The kids kinda spend most of their time hanging out in the woods because they know they’ll probably be safe from humans being afraid of them out there (though they do trust Stan and the Gems of course)

Aaaaaaand that’s about all of the main things for this AU but idk its a nifty idea (I’ve already sketched up what dragon Dipper and beast Steven look like so I’ll probably finish those up one of these days and do designs for the girls as well)

Either way, as always, lemme know what ya think and if you got any HCs you’d like to add! Tbh this one is pretty neat (I love slow transformation situations) so I may write something for it in the future, idk its angsty but cute ^_^

#universe falls #au stuff #mystical mystery kids #jen rambles #ideas

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lonelyghosts-stuff · 3 years

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Avengers Infinity War-First Time Watching Reaction Play-by-Play (Pt. 1)

I’m about to cry... Loki... please no...

Thanks you wrinkly purple nut sack

“We have a hulk.” I’m gonna cry

“I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.” AGHHHHH

How on earth is Thanos able to beat up the hulk with only one infinity stone but when he has all of them, the hulk is able to put up a fight?

Oh bye hulk.

Neat trick Heimdall. How come you couldn’t do that with Thor and Loki?

HEIMDALL NO!!!!

No ones had the ability to wield two infinity stones at once? Lmao. Well, in the first avengers, Loki had the scepter AND the tesseract soooo

And the TVA laughs at you Thanos.

HE CALLED HIMSELF ODINSON AGHHHHH

I’m crying

Loki is dead now

Fortunately the existence of the show is helping to alleviate the pain, but we will never see THIS Loki again...

Thor has lost everything. I feel so bad for him. He’s lost his mom, his dad, his friends, his home and people, and his brother.

Good thing Heimdall knew to send Hulk directly into the sanctum. Poor Bruce.

Thanos, I will take great pleasure in your suffering in death. Know this. There is no quadrant in space that you can flee to where you can avoid my wrath. “You think you know pain?” I’ll make you beg “for something as sweet as pain.”

Is Tony like, able to predict the future or something? Morgan Stark?

No more surprises ever Stark? About that...

Science bros hug

Ben and Jerry’s product placement. Nice

Course Vision made himself go offline. Smoochie time with Wanda.

Would shoving the time stone down a garbage disposal even do anything lol? Like, I feel like it would destroy the whole building lol.

Call your boy Steve, Tony!

Suck up your pride.

Poor Bruce. Always getting filled in on all the details last minute.

Bruce has it probably one of the worst. Dudes getting chucked around the universe into places he has no ideas what’s going on in.

Flip phone time

CALL HIM

Oh no

Rumbling?

Ah cripes

Quick make a call on the run

Multitasking is a lifesaver Tony

Poor New York. Why would anyone want to live there in this universe?

Earth’s closed

Go away

Spider man, spider man,

Ned is my favorite avenger.

How did no one see Peter lmao

STAN LEE

EXCELSIOR

SPIDER MAN IS GOING TO SPACE

lmao Tony ain’t gonna be happy

Work it Stephen. Do your interpretive dance moves.

EARTH IS CLOSED

GO AWAY

HEY—my life isn’t that meaningless...

Savage, ratchet

He exhausts us too

Banner having performance issues.

Hulk is on hiatus apparently

Dude you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

heck yea, CGI time

Ebony Maw got no chill.

Hey maybe don’t turn your back on the enemy

Stephen, you almost crushed Bruce under a taxi.

Eh I’ve fought this guy in Marvel Champions... he’s not that tough

Hey Peter

Bye Peter

Tony, master of summaries.

Hulk is in his feels.

It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable

Meme time

Cmon Stephen you’re supposed to be powerful

Sleepy strange

Capey to the rescue!

I love how Peter doesn’t even question the existence of wizards.

CAPEY NO—

SAVE HIM CAPEY

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY SPIDEY

Wong really just sent that beast to attack poor Inuits huh?

Wong is invited to the wedding

“I can breathe.” *exposes face to space*

Okay that was pretty sick. I don’t particularly like the iron suit as it feels kinda lame since I loved that Peter made his own, but it works here.

Poor pepper

You just had to leave the phone tony

At least Bruce somehow found it

Hell yea it’s my favorite space group, the Guardians of the galaxy. Featuring dance daddy, sleeping invisible man, dance mom, sleepy rabbit, and angst plant.

Now I’m hungry for cheddar

Poor Gamora lmao

Oh and I can’t forget mantis

Mantis you got a killer mean face

Angsty teen plant

Huh they learned Grootish

Uh oh

Gamora knows something up

Oh hi thor

He is not a dude. This is a man.

Poor Peter quill lmao

Heyyyyy Chris Pratt worked out hard to get into shape for this role lmao

Poor Thor...

He literally lost EVERYTHING

Peter is jellyyyy

Drax has a man crush

ASGARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Thanos isn’t that smart. Just like, double the resources.

Oh thank you thor for being sympathetic

Peter, stop it. It’s not a competition of who has the worst life.

Gosh I love Chris Pratt so friggin much. He’s a national treasure lmaoo. I love him so much.

Peter grow up

Both of you

Children

Oh there’s an actual place called Knowhere

Oh yea Tivan the collector. Didn’t he die?

Half of the Asgardians? I didn’t see them

Kevin bacon is an avenger

Oh Gamora... how did she know where the soul stone is?

Nidavellir? Axe time

Lmao I love the rabbit

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

Thor and rocket rabbit are my favorite duo now

I love rocket so much lmao

I like this thor much better than the one we saw in Ragnarök. (Again, I love that movie as just a movie, but not as a Thor movie)

Good bye morons

Oh hey Paul Bettany

SO CUTE

Love you guys

Wanda vision

Don’t get too attached tho

“I just feel you” oh no... I know where that line comes back around

Promises to go back? To who? For what?

Robot lover

Robosexuality (futurama anyone)

I SHIP IT SO MUCH

Poor Vision lol

Convenient TV News exposition is convenient

Go with him wanda

You just messed up

Poor vision

WRECK EM WANDA

SHOW THEM THE POWER

No more phasing? Oh no.

Cmon Wanda MESS EM UP

No more phasing? Vision should be friends with ghost

It sure is lucky that no one seems to be out and about in Scotland huh?

IMAGINE if Wanda had the powers she had at the end of wandavision right here. Thanos and everyone else would be no match

BOSS GIRL MOMENT

OH HELL YA

THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE CAPTAIN AMERICA ROGERS!!!

AND THE FUTURE CAPTAIN AMERICA SAM TOO!

AND BLACK WIDOW

You aliens are no match

I wanna kill them

Cowards

Gosh Nat is such a badass

Wow Steve looks great with a beard

Digging the suit too, more subtle

Poor Gamora oh my gosh

I wonder why Thanos chose to keep Gamora? She didn’t really display a fighting spirit here

I’m confused. Gamora was described as the last of her kind but the flashback showed only half of them being killed which is more accurate to what Thanos wanted?

Cmon quill, take things seriously...

Oh dear

Quill, be serious...

PETER BE SERIOUS

Swear it

KISS KISS KISS YEA

Dangit drax

Lmao poor drax

I got a bad feeling about Knowhere

I thought Tivan died? Like in the explosion of the power stone?

Drax don’t

Drax be patient

DRAX NOT YET

Drax you couldn’t even take on Ronan... don’t do it ya lovable dummy

Gosh poor Drax

Poor Peter quill

Nice hits Gamora!!!

Just kill him

If someone shot him in the head right here it’d all be over

Oh my gosh I feel so bad for Gamora

Phenomenal acting from Zoe Saldana

He’s not dead... sooooo what’s his play?

Illusion

Copy cat for Loki

Oh my

Oh so he planned this

OP bastard

Already has the reality stone

Soooo Tivan is dead then?

Oh my that’s horrifying

Grimace lmao

Peter

Cmon

Peter

The emotion

Chills

I hate you Thanos

I really do

OH MY GOSH THEY SAID I LOVE YOU

Thanos you BASTARD

Copying Loki’s move set

Poor quill

This is the last time they see each other huh?

Wait wait wait wait wait, I remember that another Gamora from another timeline comes in and helps. How come she isn’t arrested by the TVA? She’s a variant just like Loki???

You tell em Rhodes

They have nothing to be forgiven

Hell yea baddie Steve

Oh do they think Tony is dead?

Love you Rhodes

Get Steve looks great

BANNER AND NAT

Awkward tensionnnnn

Quick kiss before it’s too late

Lmao poor Sam and his crush on Nat

Lmao Ant-Man and Spider-Man

How long is vision unable to phase?

Poor Wanda... if only they could get it out in Wakanda (I hate how much I know about this without watching).

Isn’t white vision with this visions memories now? Like, can him and Wanda get back together?

WAKANDA

Rest In Peace KING T’CHALLA, Chadwick Boseman! Wakanda forever!

White wolf baby. Lesssgettttittttt

BUCKY BABY LOOKING LIKE JESUS

Poor baby, one fight to another. His only calm in wakanda...

Precarious needle positioning is precarious

Ouch

CMON TONY SAVE HIM

Oh peter

Lmao

Oop

Fault?

Love peter. Perfect awkward teen

“You can’t be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there’s no neighborhood.” That worked out perfectly.

Omg peter you’re making even me feel old asking about the “old” movie Aliens.

CAPEY TO THE RESCUE AGAIN

Soooo is ebony maw dead now? He didn’t last long

Cmon you cocky cuckoos

“I’m peter by the way.” “Doctor strange.” “Oh we’re using our made up names... um-I’m spider man then.” Gosh I love peter so much lmao

Yayyyyy PTSD we love that. Poor Tony. He needs therapy. They all do, really.

Man I know how this ends...

Harsh strange... harsh. You’ll learn that the universe also depends on these guys.

Peter is an avenger. Lmao he’s so perfect at being awkward.

Oh no. Poor Gamora. Quick, kill him with the soup.

Thanos, just DOUBLE THE RESOURCES. For cripes sake man. You don’t gotta be a genocidal maniac.

Gamora is only in here 20s? Or I guess maybe 30s now.

Thanos, you don’t understand. Wanna know why you can still see people in poverty happy? Because they see the hope. They value family. You could have given them resources. Not killed them.

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sarohara · 3 years

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You both like netflix, and friends.

You: beautiful day outside, don't u think?

Stranger: outside where?

You: It depends!

Stranger: hh it is

You: You tell me where r u from and I tell u, where.

You: I mean, outside where.

Stranger: if i lied?

You: You can do that

Stranger: okay..

You: I don't think u would tho

Stranger: Tunisia

Stranger: beautiful day outside..

You: Yeah it's a beautiful day in Tunisia, i'm sure.

Stranger: u go there before?

You: Nah really

Stranger: went*

Stranger: okay..

You: I'm from Brazil, btw.

Stranger: so ur turn..

You: Already said that haha

Stranger: nice to meet ya

You: Nice to meet u too!

You: what's ur name?

Stranger: Houssém.. u?

You: Is it a common name in Tunisia? Nice name, tho :)

You: I'm Sarah!

Stranger: mm yeah..not much but yes..

Stranger: we have sarah too

Stranger: beautiful name.

You: I don't even how would I spell this, exotic for me haha

You: Sarah's in the whole world hahah

You: and Thanks :)

Stranger: hhhh spell the way you find confortable

Stranger: hihi

You: Oh okay fair enough haha

Stranger: i don't have any friend from brazil..

You: Same about Tunisia

Stranger: u so far ..

You: I met some people from Africa, but South Africa but from Tunisia, it is the first time haha

You: Yeah we're too far away lol

Stranger: okay..let's be friends then.

You: Yeah sure :)

Stranger: i mean keep intouch..we both live on earth..you will never know ..we may meet one day.

Stranger: hh

You: Hahahahah yea yea!

Stranger: do u have an instagram.?

Stranger: i have a snap but i use insta more

You: Yes I do

You: I don't use snap tho hahaha

Stranger: okay..better

Stranger: good..

You: well, what's ur @?

Stranger: r.houssem

You: oh wait, how old r u?

Stranger: i'm 28..

You: Oh wow hahaha

Stranger: what ?

Stranger: am i old?

You: Take a guess ab my age

Stranger: mm under 20?

You: Nope

You: I'm 16, actually.

Stranger: hhhhh can't believe that..

You: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: u're 16 okay..

Stranger: that's fine but..every girl i meet on omegle is 16

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: oh god hhhh

You: Oh yeah there's a lotta teenagers here haha

Stranger: yeah..i see..

Stranger: i didn't come in here for more than 10 years..

You: Wait what

Stranger: i was just drawing..and it cames to my mind to log in again

Stranger: since i was 18

You: wth, when was this site founded anyway?

Stranger: well..i used it 2011 i think

Stranger: or a bit before

Stranger: it's old

You: I didn't know that hahah Yeah it's kinda old

You: But maybe it is also bc I was a child when it was founded so yeah lol

Stranger: yeah maybe of course..

You: Yep

Stranger: so..

Stranger: why u on text chat not on video ?

You: I'm afraid for that. videos haha things r kinda creepy on omegle.

Stranger: hahaha yeah..

Stranger: before it was better..

You: I bet!

Stranger: people are turning to monsters in here

Stranger: i met my ex here..

You: Oh damn, really?

You: where was she from?

Stranger: yup..

Stranger: russia

You: Ooh russia

You: Far awaay

Stranger: yeah

You: Did u guys met in person?

Stranger: no..we actully have met..

Stranger: we met first in tunisia..

Stranger: twice

You: Oooh

Stranger: and i went to russia

You: So yeah u guys did met in person.

Stranger: we were going to marry

You: What happened?

Stranger: but..things didn't work out

You: Ooh I see!

Stranger: she didn't want to leave russia and i couldn't live there

Stranger: so..

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: we still best friends u know

You: Oh that's tough..

Stranger: she always say i'll be waiting u in russia

You: Aaa that's awesome then!!

You: Aw she seem so nice!!

Stranger: she is so sweet..

You: U guys still like each other right?

Stranger: yeah..i told you will still friends

You: I mean, like like love

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: not really sure

Stranger: we didn't mention love again

Stranger: 'cause it's not a game

You: oh I get what u mean!

Stranger: okay..7

Stranger: but she is always welcome in my family's house..

Stranger: and so i am in russia

Stranger: her family was good with

You: Aww. I bet u guys r a nice couple. But sometimes life's not fair, sadly.

You: was*

Stranger: yeah..life is ..

Stranger: life

Stranger: hihihi

You: complicated

Stranger: yup.

Stranger: yesterday..i met another russian..

Stranger: 16 years old

Stranger: we were talking and she said she is a boy..

Stranger: so..when we were saying good bye..i mean after 10 mnutes conversation

Stranger: she told me she is a girl..and she need someone to talk to..

Stranger: and she 's into hard time now..her mom is sick..

Stranger: parents separated

Stranger: so..i got to listen to what she said

You: I'm so confused

Stranger: why

You: She said she is a boy. Like trans or something?

You: Anyway, it doesn't matter

Stranger: trans??

You: like transsexual.

Stranger: at first..she said she is a boy..we were text chat talking

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: hhhhh

Stranger: no

You: ooooohh!!!

You: I get that now!!!

Stranger: hhhh okay..

Stranger: you can't see who's talking to u..

Stranger: so u can be who ever u want

You: Ya ya ya!!

You: Ik

You: well, did u guys kept in touch or something?

Stranger: yeah sure..

Stranger: her mom is in quarantine..

Stranger: and she is alone :/

You: and I can relate her problems. I'm going through the kinda same shit

You: That's so sad!

Stranger: her father live in a far city with his new gf

Stranger: yeah i know..

You: oh I can imagine how hard it is!

Stranger: yeah..i hope she can manage her thing alone.

Stranger: anyway..i listen to a lot of stories everyday..

Stranger: that's why i don't use video..

Stranger: all looking for nudes and sex..

You: I would say Omegle's a really dirty website..

Stranger: it is

You: But it's kinda inevitable..yeah

Stranger: what is it?

Stranger: inevitable..?

You: Inevitable like.. inescapable u know?

Stranger: aaah yea yeah..

You: Yeah anyway

Stranger: why u said it's beautiful outside?

You: I was right, no?

Stranger: hhh yeah true

You: Idk, it's just a way to start a conversation

You: I think it worked tho ahah

Stranger: hhhh it did..

Stranger: did u followed me?

You: Yeah I sent a request

Stranger: oohh

Stranger: u with black haid?

Stranger: hair*

You: Yessir

Stranger: hhhhh i think i just bloqued u ..

Stranger: one moment please

You: Hahahaha why u blocked me lol

Stranger: i sent u a request..

Stranger: ur name dosn't look like latino names..is it commun in brazil?

You: Sarah Carvalho, yeah it is too common.

Stranger: aah i know Carvalho

Stranger: i mean sarah is everywhere

Stranger: US ..canada..france

Stranger: sweden

Stranger: germany

Stranger: even in qatar

Stranger: hhhh

You: Hahahahah yeah it's not a exclusive name at all but I like it anyway

Stranger: yeah yeah..it's easy to spell.

Stranger: i like it.

Stranger: is ur insta new?

Stranger: u only have 4 pics?

You: Yeah pretty easy

You: Actually it is not new

You: I just don't do many postsas most of[

You: Oos

You: I hate so much my keyboard

Stranger: hhhh it's okay..

You: I just don't post as much as most of people do**

You: That's what I meant hahah

Stranger: understood..

You: R u gonna accept me or..?

Stranger: i post my drawings..or camping pictures

Stranger: i did

Stranger: u can't see my pictures??

You: You did not

Stranger: sorry sorry

Stranger: i just did..

Stranger: what about now?

You: Now u did!! ahaha

Stranger: hhhh yeah..

You: Ooh nice shots dude

You: You draw really well

Stranger: oh thank uuu

Stranger: i'm an amateur..

You: Yw :)

You: Oh if u say so

Stranger: i discovered that talent two years ago XD

You: You stard drawing only 2y ago? no way

You: start*

Stranger: yup..and guess what..it was a depression who have lead me doing that kind of art..

Stranger: i was drawing anything in my head..and i was focusing on details..trying to clear my head.

You: depression..ouch..

Stranger: and booom

Stranger: i found that kind of drawing actually has a name

Stranger: it's Mandala art

Stranger: indian kind

Stranger: or for bouthies

You: Bouthies?]

Stranger: who worship butha ?

Stranger: i don't know what to call them..

Stranger: like that status..

You: It can be bouthies, i just don't know him haha

You: Them*

You: But anyway, that's awesome dude

Stranger: sorry ou in french is spelled u so..i was saying it wrong

You: Oh dw

You: all good!

Stranger: good?

Stranger: okay..

You: I meant, ur chill

You: Like don't worry

Stranger: hahaha sorry..i'm not fimiliar with some words..

Stranger: or slangs..

You: Oh it's understandable haha :)

You: what other language do u speak?

Stranger: arabic..frensh and german..

Stranger: and some russian sentences ..u know hhh

Stranger: my ex

Stranger: hihi

You: Oh you're polyglot!! that's so cool!

You: when I grow up I wanna be like u hahahahaha

Stranger: actually..tunisian language is a mix of 6 languages.. arabic..french..italian..turkish..maltian and amazighi..the last one is too old..

You: Ooh I didn't know that at all!!

Stranger: so..we understand all arabic people..but they don't understand our dialect..

Stranger: yeah..it's because we are in the centre of the map..and many wars in history were happened here..so..everyone..left something behind

Stranger: i think

You: Oohh I see! Like I speak portuguese, ofc bc I'm brazilian, but I can also understand Spanish, Galician, a bit about anothers latin languages

You: Like Italian, French...but really just a bit bc they're similiar

Stranger: yeah...that's the best part left by history..yeah..you shoud be proud of Latin..it's a great language..

Stranger: i like the sounds of the words in latin..

You: Yeah I'm quite proud :)

Stranger: i used to ask an italian friend to speak anything in italian..and iwas listening to her

Stranger: beautiful

You: Aw! I guess I should thank..

You: We appreciate that! :)

Stranger: ^_^

You: I love italian, it sounds really beautiful!!

You: I wanna learn like fluently one day!

Stranger: they talk fast when they are angry

You: Latinos in general do that hahahaha

You: but yeah I can imagine that. lmao

Stranger: languages are..like a blessing..you will need 'em when u travel..

You: Yeahh!! It is like a gateway!

Stranger: yup..

Stranger: i like ur hair..

You: Aw, thank u!!

You: well, it was so nice talking to u!

Stranger: u'r wlcm ^^

Stranger: u too..

Stranger: i'm happy to find good people here

You: I got some homeworks to do rn but u can text me on insta when u feel like okay? lol :)

You: I'm so happy too!

You: There's a lotta people nice on here

Stranger: yeah sure...

Stranger: insta then :D

Stranger: but u do homeworks first

Stranger: send when free

You: Yeah sure :)

Stranger: okay..

Stranger: ciao ^^

You: ciao :)

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aclosetfan · 3 years

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(ask game) thank you so much for playing the game!! you’re the best (per usual)!!

Helllll yeahhhhh 21 is the DUMBEST STUPIDEST fic I’ve ever made and I lovvveee it 💚💙❤️ it’s the “Vampire Zombie” one i mentioned in the original ask game post 😂😂

So glad someone picked the number!! Background to keep in mind: do yall remember when there was just a shit ton of Vampire fics on FFN?? Idk about ao3, but for newer fandom members this was TOTALLY a trend in the early 2000s on ffn, and I was like why the fuck are all of these here??? And like, why is it constantly a predator-prey relationship between the rrb and ppg??? So I was like wait…okay, but this could be funny and decided to write a story making fun of these super cringey stereotypes.

The story would be a multi fic and I have zero idea how to explain it concisely, so basically below the cut is just me laying it all out for you srsly I’m just bearing my soul to you:

For the girls’ birthday, the Professor tricks out the simulation room they train in to be a VR game room b/c the girls had talked about VR once (and only once), but the Professor thought it was cool and ran with it. The Girls can create a world of their choosing and explore. They admit the idea is pretty cool and eventually start arguing where they should “go” first. Blossom suggests a historical era like the Victorian era/Bubbles suggests something romantic, where she hints at vampires/Buttercup doesn't like any of those ideas, but the vampires reminded her of all of her zombie videogames she plays and she ends up suggesting something like that instead/ To prevent arguing the Professors says he’ll combine all three ideas into one!

[[how does this machine work??? IDK in the spirit of early 2000 fanfics, anything complicated and confusing is only vaguely explained—which has in story effects that drive Blossom INSANE! Idk how it would work technically, but my choices as the writer on what is/is not describe and purposeful grammar mistakes has story implications] [ill explain this more later]]

The Professor loads up the “game,” but something malfunctions. He tells the girls (Buttercup) not to touch anything. She doesn't listen and ends up plugging something into an entirely different device against Blossom & Bubbles protest. The device is that old “time machine” thing the Professor made in one of the OG cartoon (the one where the girls meet the Young Professor). It turns out that whatever she does (again still don't ask me how) fuses the basic concept of the two machines together and creates a device that transports them to a parallel universe that matches the specifications of the “game” they wanted to create.

[[Throughout the story, i want to include little video game gags, like bottomless bags for storage, or random bullets laying around, little things like that. (they've lost their powers/ but BC keeps finding all these random guns/knifes so they're good) I also give the girls the “ability” to read the dialogue I write. So, when I mess up a comma (i.e. Let’s eat Grandma! vs Let’s eat, Grandma!), Blossom will look at the “character” they’re talking to and be like, “WELL, which is IT!?”] [I know it’s stupid, but I think its so fun!]]

So, because of the video game “glitch,” the girls think for the longest time they’re actually IN a video game, but when they “go to sleep” thinking that’ll save the game and they can quit, per Professor’s instruction, they find out they can’t. Cue freak out. After the calm down, Buttercup’s like okay, listen we probably just have to beat the game! Too bad they don’t know what the game’s objective is exactly. They just know they’re dressed in Victorian Era clothes and their “Professor” is the town’s doctor? Their mother died (tragically). It’s all a bit dramatic. They start searching for clues. Eventually, they find out that the Town has a zombie problem (THANKS BUTTERCUP!), and Blossom figures if they can cure that, they beat the game. Unbeknownst to them, they are actually stuck in a stupid vampire love plot there just happens to be zombies. [Like, you can’t have one supernatural creature without another and I wasn’t going to write about werewolves.] No one in town seems to care about the undead problem. Buttercup keeps “leveling up,” Blossom’s on the verge of a breakdown, and then, finally, Bubbles meets Boomer.

Boomer swears up and down Bubbles is his fated mate. Bubbles—who is definitely interested—is like ooo so you’re a vampire, cutie? He’s broody about it. She’s like so do you sparkle in the sun?? (I absolutely love sparkles, she says). He’s like, wut?? She’s like, do you sparkle???? He’s like, uh no, the sun kind of burns my energy tho. She’s like, oh. Okay. I see. You don’t sparkle. Sooo, well, haha, okay you seem like a really really sweet guy with the whole eternal devotion thing, but I don’t think this is really going to work out between us. He’s again like WUT. Boomer gets broken up with because he doesn’t sparkle.

Vampire Butch is flat out scared of Buttercup. Like he fully admits he’s sucked infants dry of their blood; he’s why people should fear the night; he’s not a “good guy”; but BC is a force to be reckoned with. In the Victorian era, I’m guessing they had little to no experience with the modern day “bro” and BC is full on bro. This doesn’t mesh well with Butch’s broody, dark, vampire thing he’s got going on. She’s too vulgar for a Victorian lady, she wears things called “Chacos,” and she has a gun??? Multiple guns. And He. Has. No. Fucking. Idea. What. She. Is. Saying!! No! He will not “dab her up!” No, he “doesn’t lift.” This wasn’t his mysterious, tough (but still a damsel, mind you) mate he met one fateful evening, this was some heathen creature (and this is coming from a vampire), so please, please, please, can he kill her?????

Blossom’s like I don’t like to be touched and I’m a lesbian, and Brick’s like one) I think I respect you more than the old Blossom; two) the zombies just appeared, stop asking; three) you need to now help us find our mates before their eighteenth birthday or we’re all screwed.

Ready to kick ass and fight sexist stereotypes with their new “bros,” the girls set out with their new objective, hoping beyond hope that once they find the missing girls they’ll be able to go home. The girls find out that their parallel alternatives went disappearing a few days ago, so their “return” had been a relief to the whole town. [[Blossom’s like why did no one question our clothing?!?! Why are there zombies?!?!]] ugh and then, I don’t know what happens :( really. I never really ended it. They girls just constantly shit on the boys being broody vampires and kick zombie ass, like idk what else a gal could want out of a story. I feel like they end up finding the other girls. And I think that I was going to bring HIM into the mix, but it’s still just regular HIM. It turns out that HIM likes jumping dimensions to make the Girls life hell in every lifetime and has cursed the three girls living in the vampire dimension. (“I’ve got a life outside of just you, ya know.” HIM huffed, “What are you three doing here?”) It also turns out that out of all the dimensions, our Girls as Superheroes are the best at beating HIM and saving the day, so he’s extra pissy that they’re ruining his carefully crafted “historical romance vampire soap opera.” Blossom loses her shit because the historical inaccuracies are too high to now ignore, Bubbles is pissed because HIM didn’t make good enough vampires, and Buttercup’s like honestly, not a bad game, ngl. Everyone ignores her.

[[They beat HIM, free the other girls, return home, and BC obsesses over their stats sheets. Back in Vampire land, the boys are like wait a second the relationships we are now stuck in suck.] [The zombies are still not explained]]

#21 #is such a good number #my outlines #my writing #outline ask game #ppg fic outline #this is so stupid but come on I miss early 2000 fanfics #also like i said I don't know how i would even write the gaming glitches #but it would be really fun to figure out #maybe i WILL write this one someday just for the fun of it!!#lemme kno what you think #this is my last one tonight but plz keep on asking lol

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cliffside-pools-calamitous-love · 3 years

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2, 7, 23, 32, 52, 62, and 63 :D 💌💌💌

HAHAHA SATHANA ILY YES THANK YOU FOR INDULGING MY URGE TO DISTRACT MYSELF ANSWERING QUESTIONS.

2. Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Pfffffft it’s not exactly juicy gossip but I think it was my mom. BUT, if we’re counting when I said “SATHANA ILY,” then there ya go; congrats, darling lmao.

7. What did you last eat?

Snack-wise, and literally the last thing I ate, was a Rice Krispy. As for a proper meal, my mom made this spaghetti that was originally something my grandmother made, and it’s like...probably the most delicious meal there is??? And every time I eat it I think about my grandmother and what an influence she had over my childhood and still has over my life, and it makes me smile, ya know? :)

23. Do you have piercings? How many?

OKAY THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT LIKE...when I was a kid, I never felt an urge to get my ears pierced, so I just...didn’t? And now I’m in college and still here we are with no piercings lmao. But my friend gets them all the time and she’s so chill about it and always offers to take me with her, so I’ll probably have to take her up on that eventually. 😅

32. What is your favorite color?

I’m gonna be basic and say pink...can’t help it it’s just so pretty. 🥺🥺🥺 It’s the color of sunsets and blushes and valentine hearts and you wear it and you feel brighter. Blue would be my second pick, though!

52. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

This is a tough one. In a lot of ways, I think I kind of...have to believe that, if that makes sense? Like, it keeps me hopeful. If everything does not happen for a reason, then the worst I’m doing is fooling to myself, and the best I’m doing is giving myself a reason to smile. And also, I’m religious and that’s personal for me, so I always have faith in, as a certain GMW character put it, “a guiding hand that has your best interests at heart.” Lucas was so underrated, man.

But it’s more complicated than just “everything happens for a reason.” That’s too wishful, imo. I guess ultimately, I think we all have a story inside us; we have conflicts that need resolving, wounds that need healing, passions that need expressing. And so the “right” path for us is the fulfillment of this story, the completion of our character arc. But there are so many different ways to reach that completion; I’ve made mistakes, but ultimately I still end up where I need to be. So when things “happens for a reason,” I think of it as a mixture of the aforementioned “guiding hand” and also the story within us struggling to come out and resolve itself. You always have a chance to reach your own personal best ending; anything and everything, no matter what timeline we’re in, can be an opportunity to get there, bc no matter what decisions you make, that story is still inside you. And even tho I understand and respect that this won’t resonate with everyone, the guiding hand is always there too. :)

OKAY IM SORRY THAT GOT SO RAMBLY AND FOR WHAT NEXT QUESTION

62. What makes you happy?

Listening to my favorite songs on repeat, reading and being completely immersed in the story, getting struck by that quote in a book or fic that carves itself on the gravestone of your heart and suddenly you’re in awe, writing, daydreaming about what I’m writing/planning, being helpful and giving good advice, HUGS!!!, scintillating conversation with a close friend, watching movies and shows with my mom, spending time with my brother (don’t tell him I said that), NEW BOOK SMELL, coffee shops, the certainty that I did the right thing, validation from English teachers, and the feeling that I belong :)

Also this emoji 💕

63. Would you change your name?

I mean, not now; it’s me, isn’t it? I’ve made it my own. But as for my opinion on my name, while I do think it suits me and is cute, it also feels a bit...too cutesy sometimes? Idk. I might have liked the name Charlotte, which I’ve always thought was pretty. Also, apparently my mom came close to calling me Bonnie, which is adorable but I don’t think I’m peppy enough to pull that off 😅 Ultimately, I’m glad I got the name I did though

Sathana, you are a legend; you also picked all the fun and wholesome questions and you are just *exquisite,* my friend. Thank you for sending these and I hope my answers provided some entertainment :)

#ask #trulyalpha more like trulyincredible amirite #that’s gonna be your tag now lmao

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inejgvafa · 6 years

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Apollo, centaur, hippolytus, aegis, and athuna 😅 one of each category, sorry if it's too much P. S. I love your blog, have a great day 💛

nothing is ever too much

Apollo: What kind of music are you into?

hip-hop/rap, R&B, pop, alternative, and sometimes classical bc i’m a band geek

Centaur: Last book you read?

the last book i finished reading was The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (it was pretty good, would recommend especially if you love imagery&magic in books) however, the book i’m currently reading is A Darker Shade of Magic by V.E. Schwab (i love it so far!)

Hippolytus: Tell an experience you will never forget.

man this is a hard one but i think i have one after staring at my screen for so long. okay this might be a little long but i’ll try to keep it short (im putting this in after i typed everything.. sorry its not short at all). so this was my first ever homecoming in high school. i was a freshmen and the guy who asked me to the dance was one too. he also payed for my admission. lets call him Dan. Basically everything that could’ve gone wrong that night went wrong. Let me tell you guys COMMUNICATION is KEY!!!! It started off on a bad foot. He didn’t communicate times very well so i ended up missing pictures and dinner with him bc i was getting ready lol. I tell him we can just meet @ at the school where the dance is being held. he agrees. I get to the school and line up at the entrance and go inside. It takes about 5 minutes for me to find him and we say our hellos and i apologize for missing dinner&pics. Just let me reiterate that this is HOMECOMING: A FRICKIN DANCE.. so me having common sense expected to dance, but apparently Dan did not agree. He refused to dance, even tho i asked him a bunch of times. he was what one would call socially awkward even tho we were friends before he asked me to go. i try to be nice but im miserable and my friends are out on the dance floor partying it up w/o me so i tell him im gonna hang with my girls for a lil bit and that id catch up later. side note: i did not catch up with him later… so its towards the end of the night and i just spent the last 2 hours with my girls in the middle of the dance floor and i realize i completely forgot about Dan. naturally i go looking for him but find a mutual friend instead. we will call this mutual friend Jon. Jon tells me that Dan was beyond pissed and that he had to take him into the bathroom to calm him down. I already feel bad and this makes it a 1000 times worse. but little do i know this was only the beginning. Jon then proceeds to tell me that Dan actually got so mad in the bathroom that he punched one of the metal hand dryers (look it up for a reference if you do not know what they are) and i’m in shock and then Jon tells me Dan had his mom pick him up bc he had to go to the hospital bc he thought he broke his hand side note: it was NOT broken… I’m feel bad but its not like i told him to punch a very hard metal object. Dan was my ride home so i just hitched a ride from one of my friends and that was the night done. The next week at school Dan had a wrap around his hand (only bruised) and he told the entire band (concert band/marching band) that i was a hoe for ditching him to dance with other guys in a grind circle A FRICKIN GRIND CIRCLE! at least put some effort into your lies to make them believable but apparently they were believable enough bc half the band actually gave me dirty looks and called me a whore lol. i was pretty unfazed bc i didn’t really care what they thought and bc i knew my side of the story. i didn’t tell anyone mine and i just let Dan tell his side while he looked like an idiot for getting “ditched.” flash forward to today: the band is back to normal bc eventually my friends told my side of the story and people understood. Dan and I haven’t spoken a word since that night and he’s kind of fallen from graces if you know what i mean. i will never forget this whole fiasco and if there is anything to be learned its don’t go to a dance if you don’t intend on dancing LMAOO.

Aegis: What is your favorite book or series?

My favorite book of all time is probably A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas but my favorite series is The Infernal Devices trilogy by Cassandra Clare. ACOMAF was an amazing second book (in the ACOTAR series) and the author, in my opinion, got every single thing right. The Infernal Devices was my first ever YA series and it truly got me into reading so it will always have a special place in my heart

Athuna: If you could live anywhere in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be?

this is a tough decision but I’d probably say somewhere in the Phillipines bc that’s where my mom is from. Somewhere in Canada would be nice too or Hawaii or Italy. I’m very indecisive as you can see. But honestly anywhere in Asia and I think I’d be content.

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ha-roro · 7 years

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Yesstyle Haul & Review 🍑

Hello beauties, i get a lot of questions on the quality of yesstyles products. I’ve never bought from all categories, which makes it hard to answer some of your questions since i don’t know. So, i thought i’d save up, buy a few things (since it was on sale:P) & do a haul and review (including previous items i’ve purchased).

As usual i’m always honest, yes i am affiliated with yesstyle, but i wouldn’t be if i didn’t love the store. I was also already a regular customer before i became an affiliate.

Previous purchases are marked with * | Sponsored items marked with **

This review turned out to be longer than i thought so if you cba to read my small paragraphs just look at the bulletpoints (:

Clothing:

Blue Shirt*

The colour isn't exactly the same as it is in the picture. I got the blue one and it's more sky blue than navy blue, but i still love it! I also think that the photos look edited so maybe the filter and editing made it look darker? It’s very comfy, oversized and lightweight. The fabric is also very soft, perfect for the summer. The shirt is well made and i still have it in my wardrobe.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £9.85 / $13.01

Thunder Cloud Tee**

Honestly i have no idea why i chose this at the time lol, but overall it was well made. The design is embroidery, the material was a little thicker than your regular tee. I honestly didn’t wear it much or at all even cuz when i got it i changed my mind, maybe cuz it didn’t suit me? it looked hella cute on the model, but not so much on me (Don’t you hate it when that happens?). I’m selling it if anyone is interested!

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Dark Pink Shirt**

This was a big favourite of mine. I don’t usually go for pink but i liked the look on the model so i thought i’d try it out. It was really comfy, i wore this a lot that i wore it out and ripped it a bit after a few months. (I sewed it back it up tho it’s all good). I still have this in my wardrobe too.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Navy Coat*

This was actually bought by my sister, but i thought i’d add it in the review cuz i’ve never bought a coat or jacket. The coat is more like a light jacket. Me & my sister didn’t expect it to be thin but looking closely at the photos it does look quite thin. It’s not a bad coat but it isn’t for winter cuz it won’t be thick enough. You would have to layer up. Still quite a good jacket for nippy days tho. (I guess that’s why the model is wearing summer clothes underneath lol).

Quality: 4/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £10.71 / $14.13

Underground “Fakku Jinrui” Tee

I was worried it would be see-through since many white tees aren’t completely opaque. When i wore it, my worries became reality. It is unfortunately a bit see through. You would have to wear a white bralette or vest top underneath :/ still really cute tho! The top doesn’t seem cheap whatsoever despite the price!

(In case you were wondering the translation of the Japanese characters is ‘fuck humanity’)

Quality: 4/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £4.60 / $6.07

Accessories/Jewellery:

Hawaiian Floral Snapback*

This is another fave of mine that i wore a lot, i just fell in love with the pattern. I was scared it was going to crap out on me, but it’s still going strong. The material is really good, again well made.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £11.84 / $15.63

Sunglasses*

The price is definitely a steal on this one, but i don’t think it protects your eyes from UV rays. Tho it didn’t really claim to protect against uv rays i will still give it a 4/5. It would definitely have been better if it did.

Quality: 4/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £3.78 / $4.99

Bucket Hat

Fits well, doesn’t feel cheap, tho i haven’t worn it much it seems like good quality for the price! I’ve been wanting to buy a bucket hat for the longest time, but i was always scared it wouldn’t suit me, or was scared of them not being decent quality. I’ve always seen reviews of the designs being off or the stitching is crap, but this one is dope!

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £3.75 / $4.95

Letter Tail Cap

Again, i haven’t worn this much, but quality seems great. I love the tail detail on it.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £5.98 / $7.89

Earring 1, 2

I have been OBSESSED with geometrical earring lately so i thought i’d buy some instead of studs. I love the earrings i got and i wear them a lot when i go out. The first one did have a little fault. At the end of the ball on one of the earrings had like an extra ring attached. I could easily cut it off cuz i have a tool for it, but i’m not too sure how other people who don’t have jewellery clippers would take it off. It annoyed me a bit, but i just had to cut it. These are super cute and i’ve no other problems! The second earring was perfect!

Quality: 4/5, 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5, 5/5

Price: £3.10, £2.88 / $4.09, $3.80

Wrist Watch

I was kinda sceptical of the quality of the watches as i’ve seen mixed reviews. When i saw it i fell in love. It’s super cute, works perfectly fine and is exactly like the photo. I kinda wish i got the bigger one tho, but all is good.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £4.95 / $6.53

Non-prescription Round Glasses

Another super cute purchase that was super cheap! The glasses don’t close comeply when you fold them, but they are really cute. Round glasses are another late obsession of mine. They just look really nice imo.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £2.31 / $3.05

Bags/Wallets:

Convertible Canvas Backpack*

I was very hopeful that this bag would last me a while. I’ve seen mixed reviews on bags not being able to last long. I got this when i was in year 11 i believe, i used it for school and worn it out pretty quickly. I don’t remember exactly but i think it was around 4-5 months when the strap started to break. It was partly my fault i think. I put really heavy folders that i couldn’t be bothered to hold, along with my jacket on top. I do still have it tho because i sewed it back. Who knows how much longer it would’ve lasted if i looked after it properly~ but i will still knock down the rating because there are some canvas bags that cost the same or even less that can last longer.

Quality: 3.8/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £16.00 / $21.11

Wallet*

If i could rate it 100/5 on the site i would lol. I bought this 4 years ago and this wallet has lasted through tough times. I still use it occasionally. I currently use a smaller coin purse cuz i don’t really need all the compartments anymore. But when i do, i use this. It is such a good wallet and was the exact style i was looking for. It’s a shame that they no longer have it in store, but it would definitely had been a big recommendation of mine if you were looking for a big wallet. The price is also pretty good imo.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £7.00 / $9.24

Passport/Wallet Case

Looking at the reviews it was very mixed and i debated whether or not to get it because the negative reviews were convincing me. But i really wanted this case lol. So i just bought it and hoped for the best. Right off the bat when i first saw it the colour wasn’t the same as the photo. In the photos it was an emerald green but mine is a lighter green. If you compare the photos mine is practically a grass green. Not a fan of the colour much, but it was more of the quality i was worried about because that’s what people mostly complained about. Quality was actually pretty good. It was well made, doesn’t feel cheap. The only thing is that the structure is a tad off when i close it. It’s kinda weird to describe but it doesn’t look even. It’s not bad tbh but as a customer you want perfect scores on everything ya know. I’m still keeping it tho cuz it’s still very useable and it’s not horrible. Once you start adding things in the compartments the structure is fine.

Quality: 4.5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 4/5

Price: £4.82 / $6.36

Canvas Tote Bag

Now this is a gorgeous bag in real life! On the photos it looks real cute, but even better when you actually have it. I bought A08White. The bag material is a thick canvas and it is very well made, and seem very sturdy. I love it!

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £7.08 / $9.34

Home/Stationery:

Fine liner pen set (bought in pink & blue)*

The fine liners are in different colours, the patterns on the packaging is just different. The liners are pretty good but sometimes the ink doesn’t come out properly. This isn’t for all of them but some are like that. You kinda have to shake the pen to get it out.

Quality: 3.5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £3.74 / $4.94

Planner*

This is a really good planner. You can buy this at any year and start whenever you want because you put the year. Perfect for school or work. This is unavailable now but just look at the other stuff from the brand. They are pretty pricey, but if you want a good planner this brand is really good. They also have a lot of different sizes. I got the small one so i can put it in my bag and it won’t take up a lot of space. The planner was also very well made.

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £13.04 / $17.20

Washi Tape*

Unfortunately i was a bit disappointed in this. The pattern was fine but i didn’t realise it was a masking tape. I didn’t mind so much, but it’s not very sticky.

Quality: 3/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £3.07 / $4.05

Stickers* x* x*

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £3.07, £3.70 / $4.05, $4.88

Beauty/Cosmetics:

TonyMoly Sheet Mask

I bought sheet masks: The Makgeoli (skin purifying) and Rice (clear skin) one. Haven’t tried these yet, but i know these aren’t fakes. Yesstyle sells real brands so it’s just the price you need to look at since they are sold at different prices in different stores.

Price: £2.19 / $2.89

Shoes:

Faux Leather Shoes

I was most excited for these shoes out of all the items i recently bought. I opened up the box and realised the shoelace was different, but I wasn’t even mad tho cuz the shoes were still nice. But when i looked at the product link again i saw that these are completely different shoes lol (I guess i was too excited or just forgot what they looked like). I couldn’t really tell the difference between the shoes i got and the shoes i originally chose until i saw the photo to compare. I then emailed yesstyle about the issue because as good as the shoes are i wanted the shoes i ordered. They were very nice about it and responded very quickly to my emails. They sent me the shoes i wanted and i got to keep the ones they accidentally sent me! BONUS! :D

Quality: 5/5

True to size on site: 5/5

True to photo on site: 5/5

Price: £16.15 / $21.31

Site review:

Site navigation - Very easy to navigate around the store with a lot of categories and subcategories. They also have a lot of filters you can choose from if you’re looking for something specific. 5/5

Product info - The photos can speak for themselves and the product descriptions are usually helpful. 5/5

Clothing Sizes - Unfortunately they don’t have a wide range of sizes. A lot of items are one size (they have measurements in the description so you know if they fit you). Since this is an asian site the sizing is on the smaller side compared to the US and UK. They also do have a lot of clothing with S,M,L and they have a plus size section but they could add a lot more. (Tbf yesstyle is basically a tkmaxx/tjmaxx so the sizing is from the brands, but make sure you know your exact measurements.) 4/5

Customer service - They were great. When i contacted them about my shoes i was worried i would have to wait a long time, because they have an automated response saying they will get back to you asap, but it may take up to 1-2 weeks. They responded in a couple of days which really surprised me and it was all sorted out in 2 days. This was the only time i ever had to contact them and it went pretty smoothly. 5/5

update on shoes! unfortunately they couldn’t send me the original ones i wanted so they decided to give me store credit on how much the shoes was.

And that’s it! phew that was long! If you wanna share your own experience reply to this post (: I will add an update on the shoes if anything goes wrong or if any of the new items crap out on me sooner than it should lol.

Thanks for reading! If you read the whole thing! You the real MVP! :D ♥

If you like these long hauls and reviews let me know and i’ll see if i can do more with other stores! Send me recommendations!

- ha-roro ♥♥♥

#review #haul #ys #haroro reviews #korean fashion #aesthetic fashion #mine

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rhodochrosite-love · 6 years

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Devil’s Guilt pt. 2

Words: a lot

Pairing: slight Dice/Ace

Tags: little swear, tough times, tension, close calls

The next few months after were a special kind of hell, chock full of an uneasiness not meant for the innocent world. Lucky for Ace, this was Hell itself. As the days went on, the more guilt he felt. The more he saw his brothers, the guilt would breed and multiply in the darkest corners of his mind. The fear that came from the guilt, however, was worse.

As Ace sat on his bunk in his part of the house, he stroked the soft material of his dress shirt that lay on the sheets. A forlorn expression laid across his features as he procrastinated, what am I goin’ ta do? Ace thought. It’s been months since I’ve talked ta boss, and I know he’s suspectin’ me… What’s a guy ta do? The boy sighed and finally reached for the shirt and rolled his arms into the sleeves, preparing to button it when the door swung open.

“Whadda wallop those kids gave me!” Said the other man, stretching his arms like they’d pop out if he stopped for a second. Ace looked him up and down; the man’s hair, like Ace’s, was light and fluffy at the ends, but seemed more ruffled. There were a few cuts on his cheek, but it looked like he once had more. The goatee on his chin signified the other man’s stance as older, while his eyes said the exact opposite. Ace chuckled, “Ya probably deserve it, Mae. Who KNOWS what goes on in that head’a yours.” A little smile planted itself on the boy’s face, but quickly dropped when he turned away.

Maestro was one of Ace’s older brothers, the second oldest. While Ace was the softer of the 4, Maestro often proved to be the exact opposite. Bruises were always evident on Maestro’s body, and now cuts since they entered the casino business. Maestro plopped down on a bed and rubbed the gauges in his ears, then tapped the diamond earrings as if to assure himself that they were still there. He leaned down to reach his hand under the bed to grab a first aid kit, open it, and take out the mirror that lay inside. Maestro held it up to his face and ran his finger across his parted lips, eyeing the chipped tooth near the front of his mouth. “Damn!” The man said with a hint of frustration, “those scrubs got me pretty good! I mean, I know they got Doyen, but those kids sure can run ‘n’ gun!” He set the mirror down and got out the small roll of bandage to start wrapping his wrist.

For the past few months, these two kids got their souls snatched by the Devil. Thing is, not everyone comes back from that, but these two fellas started collecting contracts and fighting for their souls. To Ace, it seemed so familiar, for the 4 of them had done that, once upon a time. “Hey, speakin’ a’ which, you seen Doyen anywhere? I reckon he’s gotta SHIT ton a’ scrapes from his fight. I checked ‘is table, but he ain’t nowhere… “ Maestro broke the silence once again, breaking Ace from his thoughts. The younger brother responded, “Naw, I haven’t seem ‘im. Must be hurtin’ tho, from that beatdown… Must’ve been fun, huh?” Ace looked back to his vest and dusted it off, then slipping that around his waist and slowly buttoning it.

Maestro looked up at his brother quizzically, “‘Ey, what’s wit’ you? You don’t gotcha mind in the’ gutta, do ya?” Ace shook his head and chuckled softly, “No, no. Just thinkin’, is all.” “About th’boss, amiright?” The younger boy tensed up at the thought of his boss, without recognizing Maestro’s flirtatious meaning behind it. Oh god, do I tell ‘em now? What would he think? Oh god, I- “‘cuz I gotta admit, you spend a lotta time wit’ that guy. It’s gettin’ weird.” Maestro looked around, thoughts running through his head. Suddenly, a thought struck his mind, and Ace knew the exact one.

When the boy turned around, Maestro was already standing up, a worried expression laid across his face. Ace looked at him with a fake smile, “I don’t think it’s… SO weird, y’know? Isn’t- Isn’t it natural for two people ta get along?” Maestro inspected his brother with an uneasiness in his stomach, and pointed his finger, “‘ey, are you, you an’ him-” He clenched his other hand into a fist, his tongue tracing his lips for a quick moment, “-are you an’ him pitchin’ woo? I hope ya rememba’, what we all went through togetha’, an’ if you’re in kahoots with-” Maestro pointed to the door, signalling the outside world. “-THAT guy, then you’ve gotta whole other thing comin’-” “Speakin’ a’ Dice, ah… We have ta talk.”

This stopped his big brother in his tracks, and made him start his habit of clenching and unclenching his hands. Oh, jesus christ, not this shit again, thought Ace, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Maestro was quieter now, his eyes set on his brother after riling himself up. Ace sighed and continued, “I… I don’t know if I… can do this anymore.” He looked to Maestro, who nodded at him to keep going. Ace sighed a second time, “I can’t keep up with you guys, y’know? I’m just, so sick, of bein’ on my knees and beggin’ for scraps. I wanna do somethin’, be somethin’...” Ace finally looked up again at his brother’s face, and said with the most seriousness he’s ever had, “If I have...ta let ya’ll go, well… “ He trailed off.

Maestro’s eyes widened, his breath hitching. His brow furrowed after a few seconds of fist clenching, and when he spoke, his voice was loud and furious, “SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA DROP US, JUS’ LIKE THAT?!” The older man was trying so hard to search his brother’s eyes for a hint of a joke, but when he found none, he took a step forward. Ace saw this, and did nothing. He had expected this out of Maestro… he was the rowdiest, after all. “Mae-” “NO! DON’T YOU ‘MAE’ ME! DON’T YOU REALIZE WHAT YA JUS’ SAID??” Ace turned to look away, knowing this would happen. There was nothing Ace could say, or do, to fix what he just did. Tears stained the corners of his eyes as another man entered the room, “‘Ey, what’s wit’ th’shoutin’?”

Champ, Ace’s third eldest brother, strolled into the room at the worst, most absolutely terrible time. His tired eye, the unbandaged one, looked between his younger brother and older brother, an eyebrow raised in suspicion. Maestro shrugged his shoulders and scoffed, walking in circles now, “I knew it. I KNEW it! There was ALWAYS gonna be a traita’ in our lil’ hug fest soona’ or later!” Champ looked to Ace now, confusion littering his eyes, “what didja do, Ace?” Champ asked softly. “I’LL tell ya what ‘e did!” Maestro finally turned to his brothers and pointed a finger at Ace specifically, “HE’S STEPPIN’ AWAY! LEAVIN’ US IN THE DARK! He cares too much about the damned boss than the rest of us!” “Well, do I got much choice?! You’re all mopin’ and so damned miserable that not even I can fix your sorry asses!” Ace shouted back, his voice cracking while his tears started to spill.

Champ’s gloved hand covered his mouth in shock, now believing his younger brother. Maestro huffed and looked over his brother for moment, and began to open his mouth- “I can’t HELP but like this place more than you! ‘Spite rememb’rin’ all we’ve been through, I wanna move on!” Tears stained Ace’s cheeks, but there were more in Champ’s eyes. Ace pounded on his own chest and continued, “My heart hurts, Maestro! I don’t know how much I can take this anymore! I don’t know how long it’ll be before I end my own goddamn LIFE ‘cause of this mis’ry!” Ace’s voice wavered and cracked as he wiped the snot from his nose, “Surely, you’d want me alive n’ happy somewhere, then dead ‘n a ditch…?”

The elder brother looked to the floor, then Ace. If any of them touched any part of Maestro’s body, especially his face, it would be as hot as magma in a skillet. Maestro shivered and growled inhumanly, “get out… “ “W-what?” Uttered Champ, shaking in his shoes. “I sAID GET OUT!” Screamed Maestro, his knuckles white now. As Ace stepped back, Maestro stepped forward, waving his fist in front of him. “And don’tchu EVER, EVER LET ME SEE YOUR FACE IN HERE AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?” The elder brother’s vision went red, and Ace flung his hands up in front of his own face, flinching as the fist came down, expecting it to land on him.

After a moment of caution, Ace looked up at his hands and was surprised to find no marks. What…? He looked over to his brother, whose fist was enclosed in another’s hand. When Ace tilted his head, he saw his oldest brother, Doyen, with a bandaged wrapped firmly around his crown and his poofy pompadour split in two. He must’ve been listenin’ from outside... The youngest brother shook in fear as Doyen shoved Maestro’s fist away and say some incomprehensible gibberish to his brothers. Ace couldn’t hear a word, he was so shook with fear. After a second of panting dissociation, he heard his name sounded by a deep voice.

“Ace.” Doyen spoke, his hand on the open door. The youngest brother looked between the panic-stricken Champ, the raging Maestro, and finally on Doyen. His oldest brother was usually the strongest, most stoic of the bunch. He always made things better, and gave them hope… This, however, was not the case. When Doyen looked at Ace, he saw nothing but loss. Ace shivered, and walked toward the door, silently and slowly. He didn’t dare look back. Not once.

After a minute or so of walking about, Ace finally tucked in his tie, buttoned up his shirt, and clasped together his vest. He made his way to the bar, stiffly ordering a strong whiskey, and downing it in one go. The people around him buzzed with excitement, alcohol in their veins and risking their lives like it isn’t theirs to risk. When Ace looked around, all he could see were suckers. A pang of guilt hit him in the heart, If a ditch it is… a ditch it’ll be. He ordered one more whiskey, making that 2, and drank.

“Feelin’ low, Hearts?” Dice said, out of nowhere. The tall man leaned himself on the wood counter, eyeing his employee curiously. Ace only nodded, “I did it, boss.” “Did what?” Dice replied, catching a serious glare from Ace. The manager looked at him for a moment before chuckling softly, “sorry, Hearts. I was only teasin’ ya… But maybe that’s not what you want right now. Amiright?” Ace sighed, but then that sigh turned heavier, and then into fits of sobs. The boy covered his head to shield himself from his bosses prying eyes, his body shivering and emitting soft hiccups.

“Oh, Hearts,” said Dice, “Don’t you cry, you’re betta than that! In fact…” The man pulled out a white hankey from his coat pocket and nudged it to Ace, who quietly took it and wiped his eyes. “Why don’t you prove it to ‘em? I seen them two boys come in here with the intent to knab their souls back, and I gotta plan to make ‘em regret ever comin’...” Ace looked up at Dice, what’s he on about? “You’re whacky, boss,” he sniffed, “Those brats walloped my brotha’s, ya think I can do any damage to ‘em?” “I do.” Said Dice, “Y’know why I think so? Because you’re more capable than all y’brotha’s combined, y’got that? Ain’t nobody can touch you.”

For the past few months since the two had spoken, Dice had found himself becoming more accustomed to Ace. His mannerisms, his diction, his point of view… It was all so fascinating to Dice. Because it was so familiar. Running away from something that made him feel so lost was so real for Dice, and while Ace has him, Dice never had anybody. “Tell y’what--You help me finish off those boys and I’ll give ya someplace to stay. I imagine those brotha’s ‘a yours won’t letcha stay with them no more, right?” Ace nodded in response, rising from his seat and wiping away any remaining tears. Dice held out his hand, “Come with me, and you’ll finally get your freedom.”

This time, Ace had no problem reaching for his hand. What did he have to lose?

#ace deckers #myshit #cuphead oc #king dice #cuphead fanfic #cuphead #devils guilt

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jubilantwriter · 7 years

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A Benchful of Memories (Abandoned)

Chapter 3 - Untitled (Contains the final outline)

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Once you get the okay from your human nurse, you dress up and head out to the park. With a backpack filled with your essentials, you slowly make your way to your favorite bench, only to find someone already sitting there. The sunlight makes the white of the bones shine brighter when you realize that ah, it’s the skeleton from before.

What was his name again? Um, something with an S you think.

Ah, well, it doesn’t really matter right now. He probably doesn’t remember you anyway. You’ve only met like, once? And that was maybe a few days ago? You don’t think you made a lasting impression anyway.

As you sit down, he cracks an eye socket open (how?) and watches as you set the backpack down next to your feet.

“Well, didn’t expect to see ya so soon.” Welp, he remembers you. Just avoid saying his name and maybe you’ll be okay?

“Me neither honestly. I didn’t think you’d come back to this park.”

“Heh.” He closes his eye socket and slumps a bit. “‘s nice and quiet. Like it here. Why are you back?”

“I come here pretty often. I like it here too.”

“Somethin’ we have in common then.”

“Yup.” He doesn’t say anything else after that, so you bend down to pick through your backpack and grab a sheet of origami paper. As you sit there making a tulip, the skeleton starts to snore.

Loudly.

...how?

He doesn’t have a nose. You blink slowly before shaking your head. He’s a magic skeleton, he can do whatever he wants no matter how anatomically impossible it should be. The fact that he’s even being held together by nothing but magic should be enough proof. As you finish the tulip and move on to make a lily, you start wondering more about your bench buddy.

...

And that’s the end of that chapter lol.

HERE’S THE OUTLINE! It’s been a year since I last touched this, so like, bear with me.

A Brief Introduction to the OCs:

Rajena (rah-jen-ah):

Based off of axolotls

Kind, bubbly nurse who has mediocre healing powers. She specializes mainly in studying souls.

Her name is based off of the word “regenerate”, mainly the first few syllables of the word

This is due to the axolotls ability to regenerate severed limbs (don’t actually hurt these babies tho)

Importance: she was supposed to be the Insert’s voice of hope, someone who could encourage them

Supposed to grow extremely close to the Insert

Comforts the Insert when the ~scene~ happens

The only one who can tell how long the Insert has since she is the only one with permission to see the Insert’s soul

Which is why she tries hard to foster hope (HP) inside the Insert

(SPOILERS) it doesn’t work out in the end

Miss Millie:

Nurse in charge of Insert - most likely a character based around JUSTICE

Southern flair; she’s a very tough but loving person

The mother figure that Insert never had

Wants to exhibit righteous anger but can’t

Has known Insert for a long time - they were admitted at a young age due to an unspecific disease that made them highly susceptible to catching viruses and made them ill easily = hereditary

Most likely a fake disease - I derived inspiration from one of the characters in Persona 3 (both are very different however)

She very much wants to see the Insert live a normal life if possible, so she encourages Insert to go out and make friends - enter monsters

She wants to protect Insert for various reasons

Leads to a moment where she accidentally brings up the hopes of Insert, only to let Insert’s hopes be crushed horribly

Kelsy:

The female cousin - I forget what soul aspect she was based off of, and reverse searching the name isn’t coming up. But I’m gonna take a guess and think it was BRAVERY

I think they were supposed to be twins? Kelsy would be the elder

She and her brother are super close with Insert

She will get into fights on the behalf of Insert, especially when it comes to Insert’s parents

She hates Insert’s parents

The other half of the reason why Insert’s hopes get destroyed

Ben:

The male cousin - I forget once more, but he is either KINDNESS or PERSEVERANCE

The smarter of the twins, and definitely the more calmer

While he’s the more rational half, he tends to fail in actually making sure his sister stays under control when she gets too passionate or emotional

This leads to an outburst that Insert overhears that makes them do very reckless things

Teaches Insert things because he wants Insert to get a taste of school life, even if it’s a shoddy imitation

Wants the best for Insert

Hates Insert’s parents as well

Younger Sister:

She had a name, but I don’t remember what I was gonna call her, nor the aspect she was gonna be focused around

Was supposed to resemble the life that Insert wish they had

A complicated relationship with their parents

Tries very hard to be there for her sibling, but ultimately fails in bringing about the one thing they want

Loves the origami crafts - the one who suggested they do it actually

Originally just stuck around Insert out of pity and obligation but grew to love her sibling due to the patience they exhibited for her

Their parents are not that patient

Blames herself

The Parents:

Think of Insert as a burden

Still pays the hospital bills and gives Insert an allowance regardless

Focuses mainly on the younger sister as a result

Never gives Insert the attention and validation they crave

AND FINALLY THE OUTLINE:

Basically Sans and Insert meet up whenever the skies are clear and the weather is deemed “good” in a way that won’t wreck the Insert’s health

They chat about Paps, the rest of the gang, Insert’s cousins and sister and nurses

One day Paps meets them, and they all get along swimmingly

Paps suggests that they one day eat dinner together

“I WILL MAKE MY SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP SPAGHETTI! IT WILL BE AMAZING, HUMAN!”

Reveals that they practically live at the hospital and can’t really go out that far

Pap shouts “NONSENSE!” and brings the party to their hospital room

Millie gets excited when they visit - friends!

Younger sister gets properly introduced a chapter later

Sans and Insert continue to bond over things

Insert reveals why they’re so into origami

They heard of a story once about a girl who was supposed to make a wish after making 1000 paper cranes

The sad part was that she died before making them all

They lend him the book, “Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes”

It was the one gift that they got from their parents that they cherish

Sans learns more about the destructive history of humans and how innocents can easily die from things they didn’t deserve to get

Insert reveals that they love flowers, but because they always die, they’ve resorted to making origami flowers to not only pass the time, but to replace the real flowers in their room

Less death to clean up

Sis and Kelsy get into a fight about the parents

Sis tries to defend them stating they’re just busy, but Kelsy gets upset and says that they’re just avoiding Insert because they don’t want to deal with them

This argument starts to escalate, and Ben ends up forcing Kelsy and himself to leave before it gets out of hand

Sis cries and Insert apologizes

Once Sis leaves, Rajena and Insert have a talk

HP has been declining, and Rajena has been getting worried

The truth comes out: “Honestly? I’m just waiting to just... you know, die. It’ll be easier on everyone. On my family. My friends. I mean, all of us can tell. I’m not gonna live long. And. That’s. Okay. No one lives forever after all. I’m just... a burden. It’ll be better if I just died already.”

Yeah that’s right they’re patiently waiting for death. It’s why they’ve never actively looked for friends or started any relationships - they saw it as a pointless endeavor that would only serve to hurt more people. Why create more pain when they should strive to minimize?

This also implies that they can be self-destructive - there are moments where they “forget” to take their meds, or purposely do things that can actively harm their health in the efforts of speeding up their death, not because they are impatient, but because they don’t want to make anyone else wait any longer than they have to

This is very worrying, but before Rajena can do anything about it, she gets called away to care for another patient

Insert realizes that they are lonely. They accept it.

On a day with Sans, he realizes some of these self-destructive tendencies - notices that Insert isn’t very careful around streets, easily gets cuts or scratches from the outdoors and doesn’t care to clean them when they are in a state in which infections are easy to get, etc etc

He’s gotten close enough to them that he does care if they get sick, knowing their disposition

Casually steers them away from hurting themselves, making comments about how they’re not gonna get any sharper by hanging out with those thorns, or that sidewalks prefer if they walk on them, and not at their sides despite what their name may imply

Eventually just keeps them from moving too far from his side since it’s easier to keep them from doing stupid things by having them not stray too far from him

Coaxes out more info from them

Wishes to one day see the stars, but they can’t leave the hospital at night

He says that one day, he’ll help and bring the stars to them instead - it makes Insert laugh

Insert meets the rest of the monster gang

Fun and happy times! The humans and monsters grow closer, Sans and Insert more so since they start trading books, discuss dreams and wishes, maybe even reveal their insecurities

Sans fears repetition and waking up to Groundhogs day, that everything will have lost meaning and that nothing he does will change that

Insert wants validation and affection from their parents, fears being a burden, wonders why they were born

They both promise to be there for the other if something goes bad

Sans reveals that he’s been going on walks because Paps told him to get exercise - that’s how he meets Insert

Turns out that he’s been adjusting pretty badly to the Aboveground - hasn’t been going out much as a result

The park was the closest thing near his house

Insert allowed him to chill and not be bothered

Then they started to talk

Origami was productive and made him feel like he was accomplishing something

The books were interesting and led to discussions he missed having

Insert helped bring about a pattern that got him active again

Around this time is when they both start to crush on the other, but they never admit it

Things have been going pretty good

Gradually getting excited to live life

Time for Insert’s b-day

Excited because even their parents come for their bday usually

Sis and Millie gets them pumped up

Everyone comes

except for parents

Insert waits for them to come through the door

And waits

The day is almost over

Kelsy calls the parents outside the room and ends up getting into an argument that turns into a yelling fest

Ben doesn’t move to stop her in time

“What do you mean you can’t come visit them?! They are your child!”

“You can’t just fucking say that-!”

“THEY’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!”

“YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE THEM HERE!”

“YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT THEM!”

Yeah they hear everything

Their mind fills in the blanks and they quickly spiral into despair

Unwanted unneeded unnecessary burden no-good-child no one loves you a child no mother loves you worthless why do you exist go away you’re just dragging everyone down how could you say you love them when you’re making them suffer stop it stop it just stop breathing you can’t do anything right can’t even die fast enough they’d be happier if you just-

Visiting hours are over, everyone has to leave

There’s a thunderstorm the next day - Insert sneaks out by breaking their window and leaving through there

Chaos, no one knows where they are and how long they’ve managed to stay out

Sans comes to visit but meets a distraught Rajena

He finds them some time later, hunched over and crying next to the bench

They’re wet, cold, and already sneezing and coughing

He tries to get them to move, but they refuse to

Teleportation powers

They scream and thrash at him when they end up at the hospital

He dodges of course

He talks them down from their hysteria

Hugs and comforts

“You’re not worthless. You’re an irreplaceable being, y’know? Don’t need nobody to give you a reason to live. You just gotta. Because no one else can be you. Plus, you make lots of people happy.”

“Like who?”

“Like me.”

“...I’m sorry.”

“There’s nothin’ to apologize for. It’s not your fault all of this happened.”

They end up getting reaaaally sick

They can’t go out anymore

Everyone visits as much as they can

Slowly getting better but then

Uuhhh parent drama happens and it stresses them the fuck out and ends up making them worse

Parents low-key tell them to just expire already

High School Level Despair

But Sans helps them get through it because they promised right

But they’re HP has taken a fuckton of hits already

Rajena is doing the best she can but by now it’s just prolonging the inevitable

They end up bedridden with one HP and declining health

Doctors conclude that it was bound to happen soon anyways - no they are not being heartless, they’re just as sad

“Memento mori, right?”

But Insert doesn’t want to die now, because they have Sans and Rajena and their cousins and sister and friends, they have hopes and dreams and things they wanna do, and now they can’t do that because they decided to purposely fuck up their health

They break down, and Sans can’t do anything but hug them tight

Gradually, they come to terms with their regret and knows that they can’t change their actions

Chooses however to not blame anyone, or themselves

“On the bright side, I kinda got to decide how I died, right? Dying because of the rain, it has a romantic sort of sense to it.”

“There’s nothing romantic about dying, though.”

“...Haha. Yeah, you’re right.”

They end up crying together

Rajena notes their declining health once more, and ends studying their soul - everyone knows why

They all gather for one last get to together in the hospital room

It’s all games and origami and marathons and pizza and laughter and fun

Sans is oddly detached in a way, but he slips Insert a note saying he’s got one last thing for them

INSERT LAST CHAPTER

oh yeah Sans’ nickname for the insert, Bud, is a pun on the fact that they really love flowers, he considers them a friend, and a bud is like, a baby flower. lol

#incomplete work #undertale #sans (undertale)#self insert #original characters #hgklaOIJFKLASDF #that's a lot of words #the ocs actually had a lot more to do but we all know that the real meat of sans/reader fics are the romance aspect

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