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1alchemistart · 10 months
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:D
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tazmiilly · 5 months
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i burnt my finger making hash browns....
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crazedcartoonaddict · 10 months
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sunriseverse · 6 days
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watching a video on orientalist music (very good video, puts a finger on something that i’ve been unable to express properly for years) and the guy made a skit and i was drinking water when he made the punchline and i choked and spat a massive mouthful of water onto my jeans.
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girl-afraid1 · 1 month
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how do i live without cutting myself
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rosefinnigen · 4 months
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It could be possible that my panties are a little tight.
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bloodpen-to-paper · 9 months
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We know Mike was very accepting of having Mine semi-possess him, but...
What if the reason Mike let himself get possessed was because he was mentally unable to handle Pac and Walter Bob's disappearances? What if he sought out a god and gave his body to her just so he wouldn't have to deal with being on the server alone with his thoughts...
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flum3n · 6 months
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obsessed with the tone shift of buddy holly's "everyday" in good omens s2. first few episodes, every time it played i thought "oh god oh no. it's a-getting closer" only in the last episode to realise it was love that was surely coming my way the whole time :)
not for you though, crowley. sorry.
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judgejudyofficial · 10 months
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My confession is that my bestie had a shitty boyfriend who was an abusive addict and one day she was complaining that she might have to get a restraining order against him and I said “these things tend to sort themselves out”. He died two days later and she called me to tell me because she was freaking out.
My sin is that I laughed when she told me he died.
verdict: things sorted themselves out
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hiperbaton · 1 month
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i keep playing with needles while in bed and then they always disappear
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jerrsterrr · 3 months
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YEOOOWCH OUCH
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jigencaps · 29 days
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weltonboys · 20 days
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Tell me about an ex best friend.
i feel like there’s a point in which you kind of reach a peak closeness with someone and then the rest of your relationship is you sort of coming out of knowing them. kinda like you still knowing their favorite movie or the way they take their coffee but also not knowing they cut their hair or got a new dog, you know?
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alter-ego-cole · 9 months
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Me in PE
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loviatarsluv · 6 months
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my, my, those eyes like fire
I’m a winged insect, you’re funeral pyre
come now, bite through these wires,
I’m in waking hell and the gods grow tired
reset my patient violence
along both lines of a pathway higher
grow back your sharpest teeth, you know my desire
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girl-afraid1 · 5 days
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i ❤️ being attention seeking on the internet
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