I'm Australian if you people start harassing me about raccoons I will bite someone
If you are the kind of person to tag posts with "I HATE [animal] I THINK [animal] SHOULD DIE" then I think you are a tar pit. go look at some birds.
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Me: I was scrolling one of those "okay but hear me out" threads the other day and it took me way too long to find Venom
Bf: you mean like Eddie right? Like you'd fuck Tom Hardy? Right?
Me: no I mean Venom, like the Symbiote
Bf: ... oh
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of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror
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date idea we go to PetSmart and get banned from the tag engraver
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PSA to make sure that you're always feeding your bird an appropriate and nutritious diet, even if that means rethinking their current one!
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"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars
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the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw
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Love is really dope when you find your person.
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We saw a duck yawn earlier and it was probably one of the cutest things I've ever seen
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