It’s Foreskin Friday!

By the way my new main is @worldblight if y'all aren't annoying about IRL gore and mentalposting

People who say candy corn tastes like wax have never eaten a candle before but I have. I've eaten a candle. This doesn't feel like a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle.

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

It is common knowledge that many youngsters are fascinated with the macabre and horrible.

ive had this photo from r/stupiddovenests open in a tab for like 3 days because it inspires such hope and joy in me that im afraid to close it in case i never find another source of those emotions as potent as this

really, unless the main force your dick is withstanding is torsion, then 'shaft' goes against nominative conventions. given the main forces experienced are normal forces, i.e. tension and compression, it would be more appropriate to call it a 'rod' or 'beam'

Southern Arizona is a godless place.

I can’t stop repeating this whenever I smell seafood

wikipedia banner I feel a lot of you could use as a reaction image

lumpfish. Very beautiful, very powerful.

It’s time for me to move on from like everything

Baby Ferret with Hat