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torisaysyeet · 11 hours

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#I just call them Bonk #can't remember if that's their preferred name or not #but it's Bonk :)

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torisaysyeet · 11 hours

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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torisaysyeet · 15 hours

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twitter and tumblr bullying Colin Bridgerton is the funniest fucking thing ever

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3

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torisaysyeet · 15 hours

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this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)

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I did suspect that out of 7 Bridgerton children at least one of them had to be queer. though, I do believe that was mentioned in season 1 somewhere, but it's been years since I've watched it.

#so one is romantic and the other isn't because...? 🧐🧐🧐

#sadly dramas aren't a regular rewatch for me #bridgerton spoilers

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torisaysyeet · 15 hours

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YOU'VE BARELY TOUCHED YOUR PROSTITUTES I'M 😭😭😭😭😭

HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

#bridgerton spoilers

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torisaysyeet · 15 hours

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I'm so glad I'm not deranged in seeing Francesca as autistic, whether it's subtext or text it is indeed on the screen

Francesca Bridgerton really info dumped about her special interest to John Stirling and he said, “I can’t think of anything witty to say in response but I can leave abruptly to give her a grand gesture relating to what she just told me.”

And Francesca really said, “I’m so grateful I literally cannot wait to perform this piece. I’m gonna leave abruptly even though both my suitors are in front of me.”

This is the kind of autistic x autistic relationship I dream about.

#bridgerton spoilers

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torisaysyeet · 15 hours

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hi guys hi in the new bton set there is a portrait of newton. there is a PORTRAIT of NEWTON kate had to go and be like hey anthony i want a portrait of our dog in our living space. and he was like your dog and she was like no. OUR dog. and you’re gonna commission it and you’re gonna LIKE it and he DID IT he had to pay for someone to sit for hours on end to painstakingly paint this PORTRAIT OF THIS FAT CORGI. literally not crying about this at all btw

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torisaysyeet · 15 hours

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so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

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imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

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I hope Violet Bridgerton sleeps well knowing her son proposed to Penelope Featherington and her daughter is about to bag a man just as autistic as she is.

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Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

#polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton s3 spoilers #spoilers bridgerton

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