whatever you do don’t imagine how popular both minthara and orin would have been if they were men

enver gortash created robocops polluted the bay and personally oversees bail of every arrested person in baldurs gate. he’s bettering society #thepeoplesprotector

Ok here’s something to keep positive and maybe help heal some of our Minthara-loving hearts:

Has anyone redrawn that homophobic dog as ketheric for pride yet

His crypt breath sings to my sinews!

Gort companion

dw girlies im bringing the tiger imagery back for kaidos with this current wip

Gortash, naked, with the covers draped over him perfectly: Come to bed, darling.

Dark Urge: Hold on I have to pray to dad.

does gortash have to say grace before each meal???

just another misophonia complaint from me but why the fuck are so many ads just fine with using such shitty audio now???

i don’t want to hear the spit in ur mouth as u talk, nor do i wanna hear what is clearly 3 different mics from 3 different sessions bc you didn’t want feel like editing or quality controlling the clips your sponsored influencers gave you

average chosen meeting

DO NOT REPOST

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The way Gortash gets all excited and doe eyed when Durge enters the room is what keeps me going.

reading about the hall of wonders and gortash truly has never had an original thought ever

the steel watchers AND the submarine too???

Feel like during the Evil Moonrise Meetings, durgetash would write and pass notes to one another in that cipher they made together.

Sometimes horny notes about what they would rather be doing/what they will be doing once this is over.

Sometimes it’s notes to bitch about someone else in the room. Maybe Z’rell had been talking for too long.

Maybe they are making their own separate plans amongst discussions of other ones. They are planning how they will go halves when they inevitably push Ketheric to the side and take control of the city together.

But they aren’t necessarily using a cipher because they don’t want to get caught; they would happily say almost all of this aloud to anyone. It’s more just another intimate thing that they can engage in. It really hammers home to all these Myrkulites that the Chosen of Bane and Bhaal are an inseparable package deal, and you are lucky they let you join their cause. It’s also another way to annoy Ketheric with all the quill scratching and paper folding noises.

something i didn't realise before: kressa refers to durge as 'it'

He's knews only one riding, and it's not about horses