villainsidestep
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Can you tell me I did a good job? I won't believe you or anything. It's just nice to hear sometimes.
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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Ok, congratulations on finishing the tournament everyone!
Now, can we please settle the most (un)important argument?
Vincent Bolognese
Marshal Steel's ex.
A douche bag.
Certified pathetic man - it's really hard to lose to him.
But he will seize any opportunity when you fuck up!
You can taunt him in both bodies.
He will listen to villain if they try talking to him.
Genuinely cares about saving people.
He sees through Ortega's shit.
You can fuck him up in many ways, including various killing methods.
Turns out, he's pretty damn young for his position!
He's tall.
Looks good in a suit.
He heats shit up.
Good guy.
Jake McNugget
A crime king's toy boy.
Is a certified asshole.
Will fuck you up at any opportunity.
Self-centered, but does realize his standing.
He a hoe.
Messing with him is really fun, because he so deserves it.
That may include: pulling him into a barfight, beating him up hand to hand, burning his face with plasma, infuse nightmares via telepathy, make him doubt everything.
Even younger than Blaze.
Short king.
Looks good in a suit.
He goes transparent.
Bad boy.
#surprising Absolutely Nobody At All we are in fact . voting for the prettiest boytoy in town <3#( polls. )
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El Conde (2023)
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Whatever. I am a beautiful woman.
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#𝗫: fawn & the farm#etc: jealous of euthanized dogs#we don’t have a tag for fawn’s headspace but . know that it would be there#( queued. )
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fallen hero rebirth x doctor horribles sing along blog. Sidestep is trying to join The Evil League of Evil. captain hammer is exactly the same
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the ‘some crimes can never be forgiven’ meme but it’s us apologizing for voting for ric
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#it was an ACCIDENT !!!!! he BEWITCHED us !!!! SEDUCED us !!!!!!!#he took advantage of a lapse of judgement…. a momentary failure on our part…. u have to believe me 😞
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everyone who voted ricardo u are dead to me fr 💖
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#‘gid didnt u accidentally vote ricardo. like that was a canon thing that happened’ shut up !!!!!!!!#why would u let him win………. yes he deserves it but also Does he deserve it…. Really…..#this is ofc a /jk post !!! it’s fine !!!! (shakes my head no it’s not when idle isn’t looking)
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nothing wrong with being a gay scientist. nothing wrong with falling deeply in love with your lab partner who is also gay. nothing wrong with declaring your gay love for each other under the lights of your laboratory. nothing wrong with that.
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saying “that one time i died” like it’s just a well-known thing. Established fun fact
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back from the hospital
#sidestep#like the ones whose genders are 're-gene'#u get what i'm saying#<- prev ur so correct and ur brain is huge#fawn.
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of course i consciously choose to see the good in you. I love you
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HANNIBAL (2013-2015)
3.06: Dolce, dir. Vincenzo Natali.
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She wants to tell him things. But it's too late now, and anyway it has never done her any good to tell anyone.
Sally Rooney, Normal People.
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