wait you're gonna love this one
hottie do u have a gravitational pull? bc i’m irresistibly drawn to your charm
Chill- I’m on this app
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can i try a pick up line on u ?
sure
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babe do you know the difference between a t-rex and me? i have better arms for holding you close ;)
OKAAAAAYYYYYY🤭 that was a great line
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someone DM me I’m bored and need friends 😍
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i want to finger fuck a pretty girl while she is sitting on my lap, holding her close and wrapping my arm around her waist, my other hand slowly moving my fingers in and out of her pussy, her head falling back as she cums, kissing her neck as she rides out her high on my fingers
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me putting on my pretty lingerie and then being like ‘wait… why…am I…doing this again?’ Cause I legit don’t have anyone 🧍🏻♀️
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I laughed way too hard imagine this💀😭 u just know she’s gonna be angry staring at u like this- I- PAJAJFKCC
to be honest i think if u put ellie in a little glass jar with some sticks and grass she would be angry and try to get out but if you put dina in there she'd make it a home and that is why ellie is not a nice person
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no u didn’t stfu (when?)
fake idgafer, i saw you yearning
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IM GONNA GO CRAZY BECAUSE WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHEN IS UT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY? (TWEAKING TF OUT BECAUSE WHERE IS MY GF!?)
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Makes me wanna turn into Ellie and kill a whole city🤗🤭🥰
Straight men and their obsession with lesbian women annoy the fuck out of me.
"(insert lesbian character here) is so badass and hot, it's just kind of upsetting that the creators never cared to make her look nicer :/"
here's an idea mathew! what if you killed yourself! 🥰😘🫶🏽
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WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you
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