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dear-ao3 · 1 hour

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aparently i used to take this book into standardized testing and write commentary in the margins like and insane main character and i was seated next to my high school bully masquerading as a friend due to alphabetical order and this bit particularly really aged like fine wine:

something deeply insane about opening your comfort high school book that you annotated the shit out of and being transported back to a Time and Place that is very very different but yet also the same

#not a tag #from saph

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dear-ao3 · 1 hour

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something deeply insane about opening your comfort high school book that you annotated the shit out of and being transported back to a Time and Place that is very very different but yet also the same

#not a tag #from saph #its city of bones #before a single one of you come at me i bought these 10 years ago used and it’s a cornerstone of my being i can’t change it

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dear-ao3 · 2 hours

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HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS THE PENDERWICKS

evidently a lot of people do i have many asks about it

skye did something to me as a kid

#not a tag #from saph #penderwicks 3 was the best hottest take

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dear-ao3 · 2 hours

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🫵 FELLOW PENDERWICKS ENJOYER?!!?? MY DEAR WE SHALL HAVE A SPRING WEDDING ( also i can bribe w f1 photos from miamiiiii )

BY JOVE

MESSAGE ME MY LOVE

#yea yea main : all-hail-the-witcher #literally only reason my messages are off on here is cause i got tired of people messaging me submissions lol #not a tag #from saph #courtship w saph

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dear-ao3 · 2 hours

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i cannot believe i got rickrolled looking for the conclusion to the candle saga

what did you think it was going to be buddy

#the real story is upsetting and not internet worthy so hence rickroll #not a tag #from saph

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dear-ao3 · 2 hours

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blog got a makeover :)

#not a tag #from saph #no one can tell me the links don’t work they work

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dear-ao3 · 3 hours

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oh canada our true and somthing land, true patiort love in all our sons comand somthing hearts somthing aomthing i havnr sung this since highschool sorry

OOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAA

#from katya #not a tag

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dear-ao3 · 4 hours

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#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !!#submission

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dear-ao3 · 6 hours

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#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !!#submission

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dear-ao3 · 6 hours

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my humble courting proposal

we share the same history of being being formed by warrior cats and now share a current obsession with f1. I am very good at yapping about hyperfixations with people (and am very fond of your f1 updates) and I am very good at coming up with dates that are perfect fits for someone's interest as well as socialising preference (aka let's go sim racing together, it's a shared interest and doesn't involve peopleing unless you want to)

hard agree on all of this except for the fact that the warrior cats was katya not me. i grew up on rainbow fairies, the penderwicks, canterwood crest, little house on the prairie and the mysterious benedict society (which is an odd fucking smattering) anyway long winded way of saying you sound cool. come talk to me :)

#main is all-hail-the-witcher #gLAD YOU LIKE UPDATE POST #it’s killing my soul tbh #not a tag #from saph #courtship w saph

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dear-ao3 · 7 hours

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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

#AGREE!!!#not a tag

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dear-ao3 · 8 hours

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#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !!#submission

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dear-ao3 · 8 hours

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unecessary courutship proposal given that we're already homies

car go fast 👍

unless it’s an alpine!

#not a tag #from saph #courtship w saph

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dear-ao3 · 8 hours

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fuck courtship i’m selling you to one direction

at least let me sweep my long hair into a messy bun first jfc

#not a tag #from saph #courtship w saph

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dear-ao3 · 8 hours

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so I'm a dude, who's a seamster-bartender-writer-disastet, I have the cutest dog in the world and I will let you ramble about literally anything as long as I can do the same?

oh and I'm currently fistfighting the state to be able to finish my bachelors degrees

AHA 🫵 BRETHREN!!! I TOO HAD TO FISTFIGHT FOR MY BACHELORS DEGREE we are meant for eachother message me we can bond over the bonkersness of obtaining higher education

#not a tag #from saph #main: all-hail-the-witcher #courtship w saph #i see everyone’s asks btw i’ve just been busy

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dear-ao3 · 10 hours

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#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !!#submission

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dear-ao3 · 12 hours

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pierre jean jacques gasley pray tell why are you in a target buying chocolate muscle milk and chocolate caramel pecan quest bars

#so many questions #i will not get answers #not a tag #from saph #f1 #pg10 #pierre gasley

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