fuck courtship i’m selling you to one direction
at least let me sweep my long hair into a messy bun first jfc
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something deeply insane about opening your comfort high school book that you annotated the shit out of and being transported back to a Time and Place that is very very different but yet also the same
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....go on....
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My dad reads ur blog (mid 50s)
does he know what the john green cock post is
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you're both nerds
hate to break it to you but this is the nerd site
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all of you little meaners who yelled at me last month saying that the submissions guidelines link was broken were incorrect cause i just went to finally fix it and it wasnt broken
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is there anything better than pussy? yes pete wentz and patrick stump’s lyricism
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blog got a makeover :)
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(courting you) hi :) bread? 🍞🥖🍞🍞🥖🍞🍞🥖🥖
omg bread....
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since aparently i can only have good relationships with people that i meet on tumblr im currently accepting proposals for courtship in the good old inbox.
requirements:
-must be at least 18
-idk thats about it
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lemme court you
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPL
ok message me
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ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
aright man message me and lets see where it goes ! (on my main cause i actually get messages there: all-hail-the-witcher)
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as gay men, my partner and i come with courting gifts
🧀🧀🧀🪤🧀🧀🧀
oh SHIT theres CHEESE
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Who is torger?
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reading the f1 update like the mf morning paper. best way to start the day ngl ily ty for this masterpiece as always
ah you are welcome :)
there's a few things i accidentally left off but the damn thing is so fucking long tumblr wont let me go back and edit it lol
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