saw this on twitter and though tumblr folks would appreciate it

edit: realized I forgot to add alt text to the image! updated now. i don't have much experience with alt text so if I inadvertently made it harder for a screen reader let me know and I'll try to fix it!

"'harness the darkness' is that anything?" he's just like me fr.

JonMartin library au except they work at one of those barnes and nobles with a little cafe in the front and Martin works as a Barista and Jon works as a cashier (he gets to read the books for free and also… money. So it’s worth it dealing with annoying customers occasionally) and he usually just gets his coffee at the cafe even though it’s pretty shit and also the barista that usually ends up working during his shift is sickeningly sweet and how DARE anyone be happy around Jonathan Sims and goddamnit that same bartender (who he has to admit, is just a little bit charming…) won’t stop trying to strike up a friendly conversation anytime they see each other. Chat is this anything can anyone hear me

Once more for those in the back.

i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

I kind of thought that gerry keay was gonna be like. One of those characters that’s cool but not really as cool as people hyped him up to be but like. No I get it I listened to the gerry episode the other day and now he won’t stop continuously rotating around in my brain like a he’s in a little microwave

No because you’re right and you should say it!!! That’s mb he’s my bi ace wet paper towel of a guy (eldritch horror) and I love him!!!

Diversity win! This eldritch horror of a man that looks like a wet cat that has never known sleep is gay and asexual!!

I manifested this at 3am last night and I don’t know how I feel about it but it exists now so this is my contribution for @jonmartinweek day 5, Criptids | Webs and Weaving <3333

Cue silly color palette moment

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

Diversity win! This eldritch horror of a man that looks like a wet cat that has never known sleep is bi and asexual!!

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

My hungry ass could never be an archivist

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

Sorry I’m still thinking about MAG 82 when Daisy told Martin about the others saying he and Jon were close and Martin IMMEDIATELY starts giggling n twirling his hair. GOD I LOVE THEM

So basically. jonmartin i think

The Magnus Archives becoming a comfort listen is so funny to me because its like "awe man I need something familiar and comfortable to listen to" and its one man going through the most uncomfortable 5 seasons of horror bullshit you've ever heard.