figured out why there's been an uptick in me getting blocked by seemingly cool people recently. apparently my description looks like this on ios:
it's supposed to say "transmisogyny not welcome". tumblr fucking "coolsville sucks"ed me. i'm literally a trans woman.
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What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog sit. Those things don't play fetch or bark at the postman they're always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit
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Someone left their baby :(
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Wee wee wa? wa wa wee? *music box sfx*
Glamrock Marionette is coloured! Below the cut are some design notes, small lore info + her prototype predecessor (The Puppeteer)
Pronouns: she/they/it (can be randomly used, staff usually just choose one)
Bare endo legs since she's usually stuck in the prize corner box (only able to leave it when a staff member lets her out)
The pins change around so it's never really the same 3 (she usually trades them with kids, staff or other animatronics)
She speaks in music notes (so technically is nonverbal)
Extendable arms for grabbing high-up prizes
Her torso opens (stores tickets, candies, etc)
The star buttons are actually speakers
Glows in the dark!
There's a bell in the puffball
The candies she carries are Prize-Surprise Candies; hard candies with a juicy center that come in three flavours (Apricot, Grapefruit or Papaya)
Her Fizzy Faz flavour is watermelon! (unsurprising)
Her and Moon seem to get along just fine, but Sun... doesn't really like her (to her dismay)
Before her tho was The Puppeteer, aka the main reason Sun avoids her
To sum up the text for those who can't read it:
The Puppeteer was a MASSIVE (14ft 5) animatronic that just sat in the story corner of Superstar Daycare. She told stories and entertained kids with puppets that plugged into her retractable tentacle-like cords.
She, to put it lightly, was a control freak and prone to jealousy. She'd avoid Moon at night by hiding in the ceilings after closing time and would belittle Sun when kids couldn't hear.
The incident in question was when a parent arrived to pick up two kids, but they weren't on the pick-up list. The Daycare Attendant (following protocol) refused to let them be taken without proof of the pick-up pass. Things quickly got violent with the parent throwing things.
The Puppeteer, not having the same protocol as Sun (given she wasn't permitted to hand off kids) eventually got fed up and straight up YOINKED the kids away from Sun and tried to hand them over to the parent to stop the tantrum they were throwing.
The situation ended with the kids having bruises, Security removing the parent from the Pizza Plex, Sun being heavily damaged and The Puppeteer being decommissioned.
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NOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT TO HER NOOOO
aka the time I misheard Ibby say something and now it's funny
oh! also finally settled on a glamrock marionette design
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Drawing Cullen, post AND pre-T in some goth outfits, since he basically grew up in an Adam's Family type household. Also who needs bustles when you've got a bug butt.
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This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon
Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete
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I wanna make like a cool infected info sheet showing ALL the infected types
but that'd show everything,,, and I like the slow unveil like it's an actual story...
auw,, BUT IM SO SLOW WITH PROGRESS
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He's so funny to me either way why is he so extra
Also hmmm I wonder what fic this is referencing
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woe Plushie Dreadful jacket concepts be upon yee
I couldn't decide on a bunch of shit sorry lmao -- my personal faves are 1, 6 and 7
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⚠Gore Art Below⚠
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More angst based on music I like, but this time with my twink-ass bug priest.
Song:
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