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onesidedradiostatic · 3 hours

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radiostatic week: one sided attraction!!

based on the song plug in baby by muse

this was yesterday's prompt but i was too tired after finals to finish all these yesterday... please mind the messy ness, i didn't want to do lineart!!

i like to think val is full aware of vox's obsession and often feeds into it because he likes seeing his man seething

#rb #he IS fully aware he thinks it's entertaining #radiostatic #onewaybroadcast #staticmoth #very stark difference from vox @ val and angel LMAO

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Going off on your previous post, what if Adam had a deal with Val, like one provides entertainment in exchange for immunity from the exterminators?

Like you can't have your favorite industry dying on you, especially not on the one day you're actually working

Also imagine if part of the reason he wanted the exterminators twice a year was because he had ran out of material and needed more

(follow-up to this post)

LMAOOO that'd be funny

but I'm pretty sure the vees always hid during exterminations so I don't see an opportunity for them to have met unless it was before val rose to power. but this crack idea is so fucking funny hold on I'm cooking something up

one extermination later

in contrast to the other homophobe, katie killjoy, adam is actually a valentino fan.

no it doesn't make sense for val to be caught in exterminations at this point but suspend your disbelief for the joke

#rb #is this worth reblogging LMAO

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onesidedradiostatic · 1 day

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LMAO that is also true. I have forced my beliefs onto my cult so my followers will always make my favourable option win because my opinions are always correct and should never be questioned

but hey the point is to compare the numbers not compare which one has "yes it's canon" win and there’s more likely be more "not canon" answers to alastor's aromanticism than husk's pansexuality

that's what I'd anticipate if I started it

god am I tempted to do a social experiment and poll on how many people will say husk is canonically pan without question and then poll on the canonicity of alastor's aromanticism and compare the results

#rb #obviously my followers would vote yes canon aroace but tags usually reach outside of that

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onesidedradiostatic · 1 day

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god am I tempted to do a social experiment and poll on how many people will say husk is canonically pan without question and then poll on the canonicity of alastor's aromanticism and compare the results

#osrs.txt #am afraid amir's accidental word of god and subsequent withdrawal of it has damaged the perceived canonicity of alastor's aromanticism #I wasn't kidding when I said the realisation that alastor's aroaceness is more canon than husk's pansexuality has freed me #I do like to think more people do believe alastor to be aroace than alloace #but I also feel like more would vote for husk being canonically pan without a second thought #and more would be skeptical of alastor being canonically AROace #despite solid direct confirmations for both being from the same source #idk would be an interesting social experiment. considering it #would the results be as expected or will they surprise me

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onesidedradiostatic · 1 day

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Made these with colors picked directly from Alastor's neon/blacklight color palette.

They really draped him in aroace colors I'm living for it. Good for him.

#rb #this is real I've tried to do this before #I think turning purple and green is incredibly aroace of him like no way purple and green like the ace and aro flags!?!?!?#aroace alastor #this is like vox having the bi flag colour palette in poison (although I'm pretty sure that one was more intentional)

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onesidedradiostatic · 1 day

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Going off on your previous post, what if Adam had a deal with Val, like one provides entertainment in exchange for immunity from the exterminators?

Like you can't have your favorite industry dying on you, especially not on the one day you're actually working

Also imagine if part of the reason he wanted the exterminators twice a year was because he had ran out of material and needed more

(follow-up to this post)

LMAOOO that'd be funny

but I'm pretty sure the vees always hid during exterminations so I don't see an opportunity for them to have met unless it was before val rose to power. but this crack idea is so fucking funny hold on I'm cooking something up

one extermination later

in contrast to the other homophobe, katie killjoy, adam is actually a valentino fan.

no it doesn't make sense for val to be caught in exterminations at this point but suspend your disbelief for the joke

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onesidedradiostatic · 1 day

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I've been living free ever since I realised alastor being aroace is more canon than husk being pan, now every "alastor is ace not aro!" person should be hit with "if alastor is not aro then husk is not pan" because solid confirmation for both comes from the same fucking source baby

also while I'm at it

tags via @fanby-fckry

I WANTED TO MENTION THIS TOO ACTUALLY I FORGOT yes. if there was a chance it was done well and alastor was written as an aroace who had dated, media literacy is IN THE DIRT. and personally I would not be ready for all the hair-pulling takes that would come out of this fandom because of it so it would be IDEAL if it didn't happen in canon imo.

A trembling thought hit me like a freight train, what if the reason the crew went back on saying Al in aro is because he and Vox actually did date?

And then Vox wanted more and they broke up?

Like, I just have a nagging fear that that might come up in season 2 and I really don't know how to feel about it

Like on one hand it should make it easy to clarify that, yes, Alastor really is aro for he gave it a try and found it really wasn't for him

But on the other, what if the crew (or whoever is in charge) is all, "Well he dated once so he can't be aro, therefore he is only ace"

I've seen these kind of conspiracy theories before where people think there's some planned surprise romance plot for alastor and that's why they don't want to confirm him as aro and well.

I disagree.

for in-text, meta, and my own reasons. lemme go through it one by one.

in-text reasons

if we ignore ANY sort of word of god, statements from staff and whatnot, the only thing we have is the rosie dialogue. I've talked about it before, although she only says "ace in the hole", the context in which this is said is the idea of alastor dating charlie, this is a romantic context, and rosie says she's joking because she knows he wouldn't do it because he's an (aro)ace in the hole. the joke here is that alastor brought a girl with him and she's jokingly assuming they're dating (unless we're really thinking she jumped to joking about them fucking). so she KNOWS he wouldn't date and that's the thing, the only way I could see vox and alastor having previously dated and still have rosie say this is if them dating and alastor realising he's uninterested is specifically what got rosie to realise alastor wouldn't do that. otherwise no, it wouldn't make sense to me that alastor would've dated when rosie said this.

meta reasons

old faustisse streams. I'm not a pre-series fan but I've done my research. sure, there's info they've said before that's been deconfirmed but that's because some info from them are stuff they only say they "think" and not stuff that they 100% confirmed with vivzie, just opinions based on what they know about the characters. alastor's aroaceness is different though, faustisse was VERY forward that alastor is AROace and they SPECIFIED vivzie did not want to canonise it because of shipping wars and all that, so I'm fairly sure it's not because of some surprise alastor romance plot. faustisse may not be a 100% reliable source since this is from years ago now but I will say alastor being aroace is about as canon as husk being pansexual. both of this info is from faustisse. arguably alastor being aroace is even more canon than husk being pan because of the rosie dialogue. you can read the transcript of one of the old streams here. don't take this as a necessary reflection of my take on alastor shipping, no, I don't like reciprocated romantic alastor ships. at all. but I also definitely don't think harassment is okay. shippers will exist, and nothing you say will stop them so it's best not to waste your energy shouting at them.

my opinion

first let me say, I DEFINITELY don't like vivzie's choice to not confirm it. I understand yes people can be very aggressive in shipping wars, I understand harassment happens. but. IT IS HAPPENING REGARDLESS. ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING REGARDLESS. it's just made WORSE by no solid statement on him being aromantic because then there's people who will argue it's not canon. confirming alastor as aromantic will not stop the shippers from shipping or having fun, this is like saying confirming angel dust as gay prevents angel dust x women shippers from having fun. they will exist regardless. confirming alastor as aromantic WILL NOT CHANGE THIS, all it will do is ASSURE aromantic people that they are being represented. all it will do is stop people from saying "alastor is ace not aro!" and acting like alastor being aro is an obstacle to their shipping.

that aside, I'll talk about my opinion on the idea of alastor having dated vox in canon. now, okay, I don't mind the idea if it's done in a very clearly aromantic way and it was just something alastor tried out but didn't like. I would even like it if it was done properly! but I also don't trust vivzie to write an aromantic character in a romantic relationship, so I'd rather it not happen in canon. and I do think vivzie is more likely to not take the risk of trying to write an aro character in a relationship anyways (and if she did I would definitely hope she does lots of research).

also it doesn't really make sense to me why he would try dating with vox instead of like. a woman. like rosie or mimzy. and I don't mean this cause of heteronormative reasons I mean this because alastor is clearly more comfortable with women, it just makes more sense to me that if he were to try out dating it would be with a woman. like... why vox? the only reason I could see it happening is vox is the only friend who tried to confess to alastor and so he decided to try it out cause he was a friend but then didn't like it. that isn't to say I wouldn't enjoy reading about this in fanfics or anything cause I probably would LMAO it's an interesting concept, but doesn't really make much sense to me and I'm not sure if I trust the allo writers to do it in canon.

that's all I have to say.

*mic drop*

#rb #there are ways to do this sort of thing though #like penumbra from ducktales 2017. canon lesbian who went on a date with a man #explicitly states at the end of the episode she just doesn't want to date males #watch dt17 s3e9 “they put a moonlander on the earth” for that btw #I heard “scooby doo mystery incorporated” tried to do a comphet thing with velma and shaggy but apparently it wasn't super clear #I never watched it ftr only heard it through word of mouth #but they had to confirm it through word of god that velma's a lesbian #and there's people who think she's bi in it because of her relationship with shaggy #it would definitely be even worse for an aro character in a relationship because there's a lot of people who don't even know aro is a thing #yeah both my examples are lesbians sorry aro rep is so scarce I can't give you that as an example for this type of situation

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onesidedradiostatic · 2 days

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RadioStatic Week Day 6 (One-sided attraction)

Pov you are Vox

The idea of Alastor doing something intentionally off-putting to scare people around him and Vox just not being even slightly affected by it is so hilarious to me

#rb #radiostatic #onewaybroadcast #HELP LMAOOOOOOO

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onesidedradiostatic · 2 days

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I know what you are

She knows.

Alastor doesn't get it.

#rb #this is real #aroace alastor

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onesidedradiostatic · 2 days

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A trembling thought hit me like a freight train, what if the reason the crew went back on saying Al in aro is because he and Vox actually did date?

And then Vox wanted more and they broke up?

Like, I just have a nagging fear that that might come up in season 2 and I really don't know how to feel about it

Like on one hand it should make it easy to clarify that, yes, Alastor really is aro for he gave it a try and found it really wasn't for him

But on the other, what if the crew (or whoever is in charge) is all, "Well he dated once so he can't be aro, therefore he is only ace"

I've seen these kind of conspiracy theories before where people think there's some planned surprise romance plot for alastor and that's why they don't want to confirm him as aro and well.

I disagree.

for in-text, meta, and my own reasons. lemme go through it one by one.

in-text reasons

if we ignore ANY sort of word of god, statements from staff and whatnot, the only thing we have is the rosie dialogue. I've talked about it before, although she only says "ace in the hole", the context in which this is said is the idea of alastor dating charlie, this is a romantic context, and rosie says she's joking because she knows he wouldn't do it because he's an (aro)ace in the hole. the joke here is that alastor brought a girl with him and she's jokingly assuming they're dating (unless we're really thinking she jumped to joking about them fucking). so she KNOWS he wouldn't date and that's the thing, the only way I could see vox and alastor having previously dated and still have rosie say this is if them dating and alastor realising he's uninterested is specifically what got rosie to realise alastor wouldn't do that. otherwise no, it wouldn't make sense to me that alastor would've dated when rosie said this.

meta reasons

old faustisse streams. I'm not a pre-series fan but I've done my research. sure, there's info they've said before that's been deconfirmed but that's because some info from them are stuff they only say they "think" and not stuff that they 100% confirmed with vivzie, just opinions based on what they know about the characters. alastor's aroaceness is different though, faustisse was VERY forward that alastor is AROace and they SPECIFIED vivzie did not want to canonise it because of shipping wars and all that, so I'm fairly sure it's not because of some surprise alastor romance plot. faustisse may not be a 100% reliable source since this is from years ago now but I will say alastor being aroace is about as canon as husk being pansexual. both of this info is from faustisse. arguably alastor being aroace is even more canon than husk being pan because of the rosie dialogue. you can read the transcript of one of the old streams here. don't take this as a necessary reflection of my take on alastor shipping, no, I don't like reciprocated romantic alastor ships. at all. but I also definitely don't think harassment is okay. shippers will exist, and nothing you say will stop them so it's best not to waste your energy shouting at them.

my opinion

first let me say, I DEFINITELY don't like vivzie's choice to not confirm it. I understand yes people can be very aggressive in shipping wars, I understand harassment happens. but. IT IS HAPPENING REGARDLESS. ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING REGARDLESS. it's just made WORSE by no solid statement on him being aromantic because then there's people who will argue it's not canon. confirming alastor as aromantic will not stop the shippers from shipping or having fun, this is like saying confirming angel dust as gay prevents angel dust x women shippers from having fun. they will exist regardless. confirming alastor as aromantic WILL NOT CHANGE THIS, all it will do is ASSURE aromantic people that they are being represented. all it will do is stop people from saying "alastor is ace not aro!" and acting like alastor being aro is an obstacle to their shipping.

that aside, I'll talk about my opinion on the idea of alastor having dated vox in canon. now, okay, I don't mind the idea if it's done in a very clearly aromantic way and it was just something alastor tried out but didn't like. I would even like it if it was done properly! but I also don't trust vivzie to write an aromantic character in a romantic relationship, so I'd rather it not happen in canon. and I do think vivzie is more likely to not take the risk of trying to write an aro character in a relationship anyways (and if she did I would definitely hope she does lots of research).

also it doesn't really make sense to me why he would try dating with vox instead of like. a woman. like rosie or mimzy. and I don't mean this cause of heteronormative reasons I mean this because alastor is clearly more comfortable with women, it just makes more sense to me that if he were to try out dating it would be with a woman. like... why vox? the only reason I could see it happening is vox is the only friend who tried to confess to alastor and so he decided to try it out cause he was a friend but then didn't like it. that isn't to say I wouldn't enjoy reading about this in fanfics or anything cause I probably would LMAO it's an interesting concept, but doesn't really make much sense to me and I'm not sure if I trust the allo writers to do it in canon.

that's all I have to say.

*mic drop*

#ask #osrs.txt #oh my god this got long sorry #aroace alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #onewaybroadcast

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onesidedradiostatic · 3 days

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do you think that adam knew who angel dust was but not alastor because he thought the porn in heaven sucked and started like watching porn from hell and enjoyed it so he could immediately clock angel as the porn demon

#osrs.txt #idk it's funny like “angel dust” “oh the porn demon?” “alastor” “who the fuck are you”#suggestive #adam firstman #hazbin adam #adam hazbin #hazbin hotel adam #adam hazbin hotel #angel dust #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel

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onesidedradiostatic · 3 days

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I'm busy but wip that's SUPPOSED to be for rsw day 7 but no promises of even meeting the date LMAO

half traditional half digital cause I wasn't home when I started this (you can see it's on my sketchbook)

#osrs.txt #no art tag cause wip!#and yes it's heavily watermarked cause it's a wip #the alastor dialogue is kinda bullshit I just needed him to say something anti-capitalist

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onesidedradiostatic · 3 days

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The tags are trending because of bots

HELP WHAAAT all I can see in the top posts are people asking why it's trending and people saying "DID WE DEFEAT THE BOTS????"

#ask #osrs.txt #off topic #I'm confused I'm seeing some people saying the bots go after trending tags #is it trending because of bots or are the bots after it because it's trending #which came first the chicken or the egg #EITHER WAY THEY'RE TRENDING THANKS BOTS? OR NO THANKS?

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onesidedradiostatic · 3 days

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why are the aspec tags trending can I use this as an excuse to reblog this

"alastor isn't canonically aroace" errrrm actually he told me he was himself sorry

also yes I edited this myself so some details below if anyone's curious (did this to challenge myself a bit but it didn't take too much effort)

edited in premiere pro, this is how the frankensteined audio and visual look together, even reordered, slowed down and stitched the different mouth movements together to fit the words

specific dialogue taken are:

Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal.

Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!

Alastor: When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run!

all from episode 2, basically what was compiled was "I'm air al ace" but air al sounded enough like aro to me so I just rolled with it LMAOOO

#rb #I MEAN I'M NOT COMPLAINING I'M JUST SURPRISED!!!!#aromantic #asexual #aroace #take a look for yourselves LMAO

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onesidedradiostatic · 4 days

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On Vox telling sir pentious to kill himself- was Vox using his manipul-eye? I forget. If so then Sir P mentally strong! Conversely I think Vox probably says that to everyone who fails him (that special capitalist “if you’re of no use to the business machine, die” seasoning)

Maybe he’d send Alastor a message with “kys” if he thought Alastor knew what it stood for instead of Alastor thinking it’s a misspelling of “kiss” or something, and airing a radio segment about how modern technology is ruining literacy

Omfg what if Alastor did think it was the modern hip way of saying Kiss and used it to sign off a nice letter to Rosie in place of “amités/bisous” or “warm regards/ XO :)”

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his whole thing with his hypnosis is weird he doesn't seem to make use of it as much as you'd think, he used it on his audience at the beginning of episode 2 and those reporters but like?? after that we don't see him using it on or at least it affecting anyone else

the thing with his eye though is the spirals appear when he's just angry too. I assumed that he specifically needs to will it for his hypnosis powers to come along with it because of how many times he's done it and it's done nothing to the people looking at him. so to me, spirals doesn't necessarily equal to activating his hypnosis, it just always appears when he's angry too

like okay let's say it DOES activate those powers regardless, it makes sense it wouldn't work on val and alastor, maybe there's a limit to it when it comes to overlords of equal power to him, but it's weird for it to not work on pentious cause he was just some random sinner without much power

personally I don't think it's cause of like pentious' mental fortitude (like I love pentious but do we really think it was strong at this point?) I think vox just wasn't using it in that scene, the spirals just appeared cause he was angry, but it is weird he never like tried to use it on him when getting him to spy on the hotel, like he really just relied on his admiration of the vees for his loyalty? maybe it's more limited than some may think, we haven't really seen much of it cause the only examples of him using it are to get people to buy his products and to shut some reporters up

(the kys stuff is funny. I just wanted to comment on the stuff about vox's powers)

#ask #osrs.txt #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious

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onesidedradiostatic · 4 days

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I don't get the Vox x Lucifer ship

No hate to those who ship it I just don't get it cuz I feel like Lucifer just doesn't fit Vox's taste in men at all😭

He wants tall evil men who are messed up and proud not a depressed duck obsessed 5 inches tall dad

they are absolutely FREE to live their dreams because the idea is funny as a crackship but personally, like I've joked about it before, but legitimately speaking I think lucifer is too genuinely goodhearted for vox LMAO like I feel like he would not be into those goody two shoes types

saying tall men is funny though cause I’m relation to vox that only applies to val, alastor's around the same height as vox SLDLKFLFLJ

#ask #osrs.txt #hi I passed out yesterday #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #lucifer morningstar #characters who actually have surnames are so much easier for me to tag my god #radiostatic #onewaybroadcast #staticmoth

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onesidedradiostatic · 5 days

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can we talk about how sir pentious was told to kill himself by vox but still decided nah I'm still gonna keep and READ stuff with his face plastered on it

#osrs.txt #also why was he just randomly reading this shit after alastor tore shit up #was he just hoping he got the chance to read it while alastor wasn't looking so he wouldn't destroy the fuck out of his guide booklet #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #I DO still want to answer asks btw I am just busy/tired

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