Going off on your previous post, what if Adam had a deal with Val, like one provides entertainment in exchange for immunity from the exterminators?
Like you can't have your favorite industry dying on you, especially not on the one day you're actually working
Also imagine if part of the reason he wanted the exterminators twice a year was because he had ran out of material and needed more
(follow-up to this post)
LMAOOO that'd be funny
but I'm pretty sure the vees always hid during exterminations so I don't see an opportunity for them to have met unless it was before val rose to power. but this crack idea is so fucking funny hold on I'm cooking something up
one extermination later
in contrast to the other homophobe, katie killjoy, adam is actually a valentino fan.
no it doesn't make sense for val to be caught in exterminations at this point but suspend your disbelief for the joke
“You’ll say you’re addicted your screens, but you’re a liar. No, you see, you are actually addicted to me. I’m the one who controls your every move, who lives in your screen. Don’t shortchange my credits, darling.”
Kinda weird that aside from myself and my friend and that one person on here I’ve converted I like never see Vox shipped with any women and even when I do its nowhere NEAR as much as i see him shipped with men. This could definitely just be because he hasn’t interacted with many women, still I feel like there is something to be said here about a lot fandoms not shipping bisexual men with women because they think it removes the bisexuality and just makes them straight. Just a simple thought.
Edited some screenshots to throw this together as a slap-dash reference for an artist friend I am commissioning to make something, but I thought it was so cute I cleaned it up a bit to turn into an actual post hehehehe
Al especially looks a bit scruffy but I'm laaaaazzyyy and it's cute so WHATEVER
MY BOYS!
❤️💜💙
read my mutual radiostatic love story fics here hehe
after this they formed a one sided close friendship and vox considered alastor a genuine companion (and wanted to do the occasional spit swapping) and so he's been craving his attention and approval ever since this!!!!!! (im crazy abt them)
no but i'm literally just thinking SOOO much about how Vox is obviously living a hollow and unfulfilling life, and how the only thing he shows genuine interest in is power and Alastor
even with the other Vees, he's distant and muted- he doesn't really seem to engage with them, not deeply, or particularly happily- he does care about them, i think, considering he's willing to 'let his guard down', (which is a whole 'nother post, and only vaguely something i mentioned here) but i'd wager he finds the whole thing dull
Vox is stuck in a rut. he's bored, he straight up says fuck my life, and then follows that up with putting on a fake ass smile for the masses. up until Alastor is thrown back into the mix, Vox's whole demeanour screams fake
and then Alastor is back and Vox is emotive. he's excited, he's interested, he's energetic. yeah, the whole thing is based on some bitter ex drama, and it's probably not, like, healthy- but he's actually consistently acting alive
compare his whole music sequence with the way he's acting before Alastor's whole ass came back, and there is such a stark difference. he's all over the fucking place, he's borderline manic, whereas before he just- he was very obviously bored
you can even see some of this when you compare the brief glance of Vox and Val during Angel's song, and then with the episode 8 song
i think Alastor is the only thing in Vox's life he actively cares about, at this point. it's the only thing that interests him, that captivates him, and oh boy, i cannot wait to see more of them in season 2
I understand how the "XXX, DEER!" "yes, honey?" joke works but I think it's miles funnier in the case of voxval if val was ACTUALLY saying "dear" and vox hears "deer" then IMMEDIATELY speeds up to intentionally knock the deer (alastor) down
No one asked Vox if he could eat people out. They asked how he could drink. Vox apparently just really wanted us to know he had skills. But if he really wanted to brag he'd give a demonstration
“If you wanted me to eat you out, you could’ve just said so. I’d be more than happy to provide a demonstration… a bit of teasing, my tongue between your folds, hearing you whine, tasting how sweet you are… ah, but you didn’t volunteer, did you? How unfortunate. I suppose the demonstration will have to wait, then.”
when vox glitches out during “stayed gone,” his screen shows the following message:
“a problem has been detected and vox has been shut down to prevent damage to his systems
the problem seems to be caused by the following file: alastor.exe
vox.exe_crash_error_eat_shit_alastor
check to make sure all (fucking 1930’s looking ass) hardware is up to date and properly installed. ask vox for any voxtek updates you might need.
if problems continue (fuck you alastor) disable or remove any alastor(s) from the general vicinity. if you need to use ‘unsafe mode’ reset your voxtek device. press f5 and select ‘advanced startup options’ then select ‘unsafe mode’.
technical information:
*** stop: alastor.exe (u old tiny prick radio) ***.”
i’ve put more effort into looking at every frame of this portion of the show than any studying i’ve done within this past month lmao