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Cannot believe i just found out two of my favourite artists from different fandoms are best friends and regularly table together for cons.
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can we stop pretending the bats all live in the same house together i swear those people do not communicate nor see each other regularly
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My personal characterization of Jason filled with Lazarus Pit Rage™ is something like:
Tim, Red Robin, comes to the Cave after a very physical fight, leaving him with some joints not bending the right way. Jason, the only person already there, is the one to give him medical assistance, since leaving dislocated joints like that isn't the most painless process.
Jason, though verbally begruginly, helps him up to the cot and starts working on placing them back. One particular scream gets past the cloth in Tim's mouth, being that he refused being locally anesthesiated – which is also malpractice – sending Jason into unwanted memories of the smell of blood and gunpowder, sounds of screams and laughter.
From Tim's prespective, Jason sets his shoulder, stills, and proceeds to grip his forearm so hard he believes he just fractured both bones, pulling and pulling until the shoulder pops back out.
Tim screams out, screams for Jason to stop, struggles to let go. Jason, however, isn't doing any of that, he is still for most part, fixated in a point behind Tim. Tim knows he isn't there, if he were genuinely hurting him, he would've had multiple insults to prove him mentally present. All he can do is calm himself down, as his arm is wrecked so badly he is considering visiting space and looking for a healer.
A ping sounds in the Cave, probably from the batcomputer, it is nothing but a harmless ping, no emergency signal or call from those active. Probably a confirmation of apprehended wrongdoers.
It snaps Jason out of it. He lets go, looking down at his work and back up at Tim's agonising expression. Jason then, not unlike before, loses himself again. Instead taking a more clinical stance, setting the shoulder back and passing a portable x-ray over the arm, executing the procedures purely from muscle memory.
He leaves Tim with his wounds patched up and both arms in slings, one of them heavier than the other. Even leaving a motor wheelchair that they have in case of graver wounds, which works perfectly in this situation.
Tim, decides then, like a fool, not rest and follow Jason. Knowing he woukd rather cool down alone, but not really allowing him to be lonely.
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Jason would never become an alcoholic or a drug addict, his mother died of an overdose, for gods sake!
Tim however,
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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I need a fanfiction, where all the batkids are alternative version of themselfes.
Dick is a Talon
Jason is the red hooded ninja
Tim is Joker junior
Damian is an assassin (w/ Jason. They're co-dependent on each other)
Cassandra offs people with no remorse
Stephanie took over her father crime business and perfection it
Duke is a cult leader
But Bruce is still Batman.
The JL wants to create a new team, and Bruce brings all of them to the watchtower, and they freak the JL and their partners out.
JL:" .. Batman, what do you got there ?"
Batman: "These are my children"
Dick: *Glares at them*
Jason: *looks around the room* *looks for threats for damian*
Tim: *giggles like a menace*
S/b: "Holy shit, is that. Holy Duke?!"
Duke:" Yes it is I, my child"
Cass and Steph: *don't care* *want to go home*
Damian: *glares at the JL*
Batman: "Aren't they precious?"
(The reason they go is because Bruce took them in when they had nothing or were lost. They love him so much and will do everything for him)
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nightwing psa dont vape fear toxin and dont get your super friends on toxic fumes and dont throw up on my brand new gloves you ruined the circuitry timmy
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DC fandom is the only fandom where saying "you could try to read their comics and engage with their characters outside of shipping lenses and fanon tropes" is seen as an insult
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You know that one fanfic where Tim gets high on different drugs every birthday he spends alone and he notes down what he feels but Jason is there one time as red hood and Tim thinks he's a hallucination?
Yeah i love that idea
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Ra's is in Gotham
Tim: If you've git a problem, you're gonna have to get through me.
Ras, turning around to find tim: Ah, if it isn't the Young Detective.
Tim: In the flesh, you still keeping my spleen in a jar on your mantle?
Ras: Yes, and I pray to it every night that you might finally come to your senses
Tim:
Tim: Everyone heard that, right?
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Immortal Tim
Jason breaking into the tower or whatever, that one scene everyone loves. Tim has a knife to his neck and a very visible sprained ankle.
"Uh."
"Hi."
"Are you trying to kill yourself?"
"Noo..."
"You are holding a knife to your neck."
"I'm... Shaving?"
"Your non existent beard?"
"That just means I did a good job."
"You know, I was gonna beat you up but i'll come another day. Dont kill yourself until then."
"Yeah sure."
Doesnt wait for jason to leave the room and kills himself.
"For the record, that was not me."
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love love love the idea of jason bullying his siblings into taking care of themselves.
for example.
taking the wheels off of babs wheelchair when she won’t rest. (he comes back not too long after to put them back on don’t worry)
guilt tripping dick into deal with his panic attack instead of ignoring it. (you want me to call alfred and tell him? he’ll have to walk all the way up the stairs to get to you)
changing cass’s music every time she changes it back until eventually she talks about what bothering her. (they have google nests and he’ll just say hey google play the coco melon theme)
throwing food bars at tim’s head until he finally gets annoyed and eats one. (he can actually ignore it for a lot longer than you think)
reading the side affects of her birth control in an old english accent until steph gets up and takes pain killers and gets a heat pack instead of bed rotting. (he has no idea what most of the side affects are)
teasing duke until he actually lets out the anger he’s been holding in. (he’ll just straight up roast him)
steals and hides all of damian’s sharp objects until the kid talks about why he’s been all doom and gloom. (he drives him to and from school the next day to scare of the bullies)
anyways reblogs are appreciated
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I love when people write Dick as the mentally stable, helpful, totally got his life together one.
Like you fell for his trap and that's okay, because you wrote all the others falling for it aswell.
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When a person with ADHD complains of severe anxiety, I recommend that the clinician not immediately accept the patient’s label for her emotional experience. A clinician should say, “Tell me more about your baseless, apprehensive fear,” which is the definition of anxiety. More times than not, a person with ADHD hyperarousal will give a quizzical look and respond, “I never said I was afraid.” If the patient can drop the label long enough to describe what the feeling is like, a clinician will likely hear, “I am always tense; I can’t relax enough to sit and watch a movie or TV program. I always feel like I have to go do something.” The patients are describing the inner experience of hyperactivity when it is not being expressed physically.
At the same time, people with ADHD also have fears that are based on real events in their lives. People with ADHD nervous systems are consistently inconsistent. The person is never sure that her abilities and intellect will show up when they are needed. Not being able to measure up at the job or at school, or in social circles is humiliating. It is understandable that people with ADHD live with persistent fear. These fears are real, so they do not indicate an anxiety disorder.
holy SHIT
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Tim drake but he has a completely unexplainable beef with one of the lesser Gotham rogues. I'm thinking like kite man or something. Where anyone who sees him fight them feels the need to pull him aside because it sounds like he is deliberately digging in to deeply personal traumas of that villain to hurt them. He regularly makes this rogue cry. He only ever says "they know what they did". Asking the rogue? "I know what I did :(". And yet, the rogue still makes specific effort to trap him.
Years later it comes out that he and this rogue thought it was funny watching the batfam and Gotham's collective concern and confusion. I headcanon that every Gotham rogue has been to at least one summer camp for theatre. The rogue can cry on command. It's literally just a bit.
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"Oh yeah I love Tim and Bruce's father/son relationship"
"Isnt bruce a bad dad tho?"
"Who said Bruce was the dad."
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