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sadlynotthevoid · 3 days

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—

*screams in probably-bi*

I hate everything and specially that mf who can't stop shaking at any minor stressful situation.

(It's me. I'm that mf)

#am i going to be like this all day long?#probably yes #adventure time songs are the only thing keeping me together #question #is shaking like you have high fever when stressed a normal thing?#it's hard to know because it's winter here #and I don't like cold #but also this jut started after something happened #i have a presentation for class tonight #hhhhhhhhhhhhh

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sadlynotthevoid · 7 days

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Roy, pointing behind him: See? That's why the Red Hood Defense Society exists.

Jason, roped in a blank: Roy, first, I'm not getting a defense society. I don't need one. And two— what the ever loving fuck. Where did all this people come from.

Stephanie: Too late. You already got one. It's true that you get cookies with your membership?

Kyle, running from a mob made of half of crime ally in the background: It was a joke! A joke!

The kid who stole his ring: do they call you Joker? 'cuz you ain't fun.

kyle comes up behind jason like "need help carrying those handsome?" and just grabs his tits

#kyle's obstacles to pursue jason suddenly risen up #and yet the biggest one is still he's own dumbassery #jason todd #kyle rayner #jaykyle #roy harper #stephanie brown #red hood defense society #jason gets a protection squad

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sadlynotthevoid · 7 days

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The Tobirama one killed me. Like, what was going on with him? Dude, why do you even need a jutsu to make zombies?

To quote that shikanaru fic, 'no thoughts':

" “Damn, that guy created a lot of shit.” "

we should talk about the hokage more.

hashirama is CARING

tobirama is TOBIRAMA

hiruzen

minato is FAST

tsunade is STRONG

kakashi is GAY

naruto is CONSCIENTIOUS

#naruto #tobirama was wild #senju tobirama

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sadlynotthevoid · 8 days

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

#raccoon birthday

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sadlynotthevoid · 9 days

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contrary to popular belief, someone who is fluent in their second language (L2) is unlikely to slip into their first language (L1) in these circumstances:

if someone just said something to them in L2 (this a big unconscious cue, and you’d be really unlikely to respond in L1 right after that)

when swearing in the middle of a sentence (e.g. “oh merde, i forgot my keys!”)

during sex

when speaking to someone they normally speak to in L2

it is slightly more common in these circumstances:

swearing, as long it’s not part of a sentence (e.g. they might just mutter “merde” if they forgot their keys)

if they’re surprised (especially if falling/tripping or experiencing sudden pain!)

when speaking to someone they normally speak to in L1

in their sleep or talking to themselves

when very disoriented, such as when concussed or on certain drugs

that being said, it is very common for people to intentionally use their first language in front of people who don’t speak it for a variety of reasons (they might use a short expression they only know in L1, call their partner pet names, dirty talk during sex because their partner finds it attractive) – but this is on purpose!

also this doesn’t account for people who grew up in an environment where people often mix multiple languages in their speech (e.g. spanglish or franglais) – in that case, they may accidentally drop an L1 swear into an L2 sentence, though they’ll still generally stick to L2 when speaking to people who only speak that language

#I'm gonna tag this like #jason todd #because sounds like a great writing tip for multilingual characters #writing tips #linguistics

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sadlynotthevoid · 11 days

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#lmao #i had to desinstall it because it kept overheating my tablet #but the stories and lines were the best part #“hiiro why do you sometimes act like a shounen manga character?”#he's just like that #love him #hiiro amagi #ensemble stars

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sadlynotthevoid · 11 days

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In an AU where Og!Cale and Bassen where together at a noble meeting, a random enemy mage showed up, caused chaos and dissapeared.

Alberu: Everyone, please calm down.

Eric, trying and failing to be subtle: *shout-whispers* Cale, what are you doing?!

Cale, way behind Alberu's point of view: *half-supressed giggles*

Alberu, ready to deal with the worst stress induced migraine of the year: *turns around* Young master Ca— *stops*

Alberu: What is going on?

Eric: Ah, Your Highness! We are not sure. I took my eyes off him for a moment and the next I know Young Master Cale was... Well, there.

Cale, squatting down next to the unknown magic circle: *giggles harder*

Alberu: Has he touched anything?

Eric: No but—

Amiru: It says what? *Cackles*

Cale, still trying not to laugh: I know right!

Gilbert: I got the oranges. *Shows both arms full of fruits*

Eric: Oh no. They're cooperating.

Alberu: *fastly making signals to his mages* Young master Cale, don't touch that!

Cale, taking a pair of oranges: Hm? Relax, I won't. Anyways, it's not dangerous at all.

Random mage guard: ...is not?

Cale: Nope. That guy, I know people can be stupid but— Pff— he raised the bar really high. Look, that symbol over there, I think he must had wanted to mean "live" but he misplaced the apostrofe and put the last "syllable" sideways.

Random mage guard: *blinks* that symbol... Huh. I didn't recognize it because I rarely use it, but it's "oranges", right?

Cale, joyfully settling the oranges in weirdly specific positions of the circle: Right right! And those words over your left, I'm guessing he intended to write "to go down"— what a strange way to word it, by the way, couldn't he just put "die" like a normal person?— Anyways, it has too many spirals. It says—

Cale: *puts down the last orange* "To go dancing"!

The circle suddenly shines and the oranges grow hands and feet. Now there's a file of oranges dancing the conga around the ballroom.

Alberu: What the actual loving— orange. The loving orange.

Amiru, Gilbert and Cale: *having fun with the oranges in the background*

Eric: Well, at least they didn't destroy anything this time.

Alberu: Except my sanity.

Okay so i put my thang in the reblogs of this post at first but i decided i wanted to make my own post SO

Crack hc that as a bored lonely teenager og cale reverse engineered the magic language used in tcf and is basically fluent now (the way people learn hilichurlian or enchanting table text for fun)

But noone knows he learned that, and the moment anyone does learn he has mages salivating at his feet LOL

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sadlynotthevoid · 12 days

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sadlynotthevoid · 13 days

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Happily the Infinity?

#what is the opposite of void anyways?

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sadlynotthevoid · 16 days

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Tumblr adding polls was the best thing because it doesn’t matter what you’re asking, tumblr users LOVE sharing their opinions. You could ask something wildly abstract like “What cardinal direction do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?” and by the end of the day it’ll have 20k notes and there’s probably some kind of discourse happening in the replies.

#east #maybe is the yellow #because my brain associates bright warm colors with east #it's thisiswhereikeepdcthings

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sadlynotthevoid · 16 days

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#sounds like something og cale would do #krs cale would either commit a crime or sleep so much people start thinking he's in a coma #lcf coded post

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sadlynotthevoid · 16 days

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“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

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sadlynotthevoid · 17 days

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Lmao. You're right actually.

Bassen the first.

Why is Basen’s life low key like Sofia the first

#lcf #tcf #you're not wrong #bassen henituse #lcf basen #lcf bassen

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sadlynotthevoid · 17 days

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AMTA for trying to kill my brother?

I (M10) grew up with my mother, but I recently moved to live with my birth father. Upon arriving I released that my father loves my adopted brother (M16) more than me and my brother is trying to steal my birthright even though he’s adopted and it’s rightfully mine. I naturally try to kill him to prove myself worthy of my inheritance and earn my fathers love but now everyone’s mad at me :(

Tim needs to stop pretending to be Damian on reddit its weird and just makes him look worse anyway NTA what 16 year old loses a fight to a 10 year old maybe your dad should think about unadopting you

#lmao #smh tim #op tag is just—#dont think we didn’t notice tim leaving out that hes the one who asked Damian if he wanted to fight #also lying about his age again #classic tim move #<— wheeeeze #dc #batfamily #damian wayne

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sadlynotthevoid · 18 days

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No, wait, @muzwoom that's actually hilarious. He's so dedicated.

So far I headcanoned he only made up fake identities for himself, like to go undercover or for fun, but never I thought he would do that.

Do you mean he—

"He's awful."

"Says who?"

(Quickly, think fast) "The vizcount of Bheriuse. I heard he loathes him"

"Bheriuse?...Ah. Right. Bheriuse" *has no ide who he is talking about*

—

Cale proceedes to go back and buy a little land at the name of Jenuth Bheriuse.

Like that?

The funniest thing about og!Cale being called a trash an everyone acting like him is so kind of cartoon villain is that guys like Venion are described in the novel like "your typical noble".

Guys—

Venion: sends people to kill his own brother, tortures a baby dragon, whatever Taylor had about him.

Is called a typical noble.

Og!Cale: drinks alcohol, breaks furniture here and there, glares.

Is called a lout, trash, famously infamous.

Just— what did everyone think he actually did in his daily life?

Why did the nobles, many of them who were way worse than him, act like he was Pitch?

Is it because og!Cale, different from them, didn't silence the bad rumors about him? People who were involved in really dark stuff actually feared a teen who failed shots on purpose. Lmao.

He's so good at playing people.

#og cale henituse #original!cale henituse #original cale henituse #lcf #tcf

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